Post by job on Dec 30, 2010 21:48:46 GMT 3
Didn't know Billow Kerrow has such a great sense of humor!
This has been one very eventful and fretful year for hapless legislators
By BILLOW KERROWPosted Thursday, December 30 2010 at 19:20
As 2010 came to an abrupt end, an MP ranted a monologue of his lamentation.
“The Ocampo Six, the Saitoti Four, and we are waiting for the PLO four! A few months ago, it was Wetang’ula and Ruto.
Why is everybody targeting us MPs who have done such a great job? Kwani, there are no other mbuta besides MPs and their supporters?
This Ocampo man is very ignorant. He started naming people and then Saitoti is now doing the same thing. The six men are not even gender-balanced! Why didn’t he name all the suspects in the Waki list?
The whole country fought each other and only people from two tribes were named. And it must be this Obama fellow using his hacker, Raila!
This is why we shall never again elect another American from Nyanza as US president. He is the one using this ICC court to finish us.
I am sure if we had a Kiambu man in the White House, this would never happen to Kenyans.
This guy is unable to arrest Osama bin Laden or people like Mugabe, yet he is always threatening Kenyans. We will never join an international thing like ICC again, even Nato!
We actually blame our President also. He should dump this PM immediately. The man is finishing him, yet he is still sticking to this Coalition.
Even Mugabe has abandoned it, and Gbagbo has rejected it. The AU thinks the PM fellow is a peacemaker – they will be shocked.
Even these IDPs are illiterate taunt kabisa! They should be in The Hague as they are the ones who fought. The government really assisted them but they told this Ocampo man so many lies. Who will support them next time?
In fact, they should be settled in Turkana or Mandera, out of Rift Valley, to look after camels. Why should we buy farms for them and build for them good houses?
Now they say MPs are engaged in drugs business. We should hold nationwide demonstrations against this Saitoti fellow for peddling US rumours.
MPs are so busy with CDF and other serious matters that they do not have time to run around selling this stuff. Not even the ‘Sonko’ types from the mitaa can do that.
Tomorrow, they will say we even supplied Mungiki with their snuff. Even when our bodyguards disperse youths rioting near our homes, they say we sent them.
Those guys are trained to do that! Hii ni siasa ya kumaliza vijana. Now we can’t even traffic HIV drugs – what will our people use?
I fear these Americans may start attacking us with cruise missiles from the sea. Already they have cancelled our visas to their country, even for committee members just doing their work.
They will call us terrorists just like they have done with the WikiLeaks man. They are jealous of our relationship with the Chinese who are helping us.
We should do an Anglo Leasing project with China to finance top lawyers for our MPs. Our auditors will never find out, and we shall pass laws barring them from travelling outside Kenya.
Even this PLO fellow is working for the Americans. He is wasting his time because all these ministers will be cleared, apende asipende.
Next year, we shall scrap this KACC thing. We shall even pass new laws barring police from arresting legislators.
We are leaders elected by Kenyans, not ordinary Kenyans. Wetang’ula should dismiss this Ranneberger spy fellow immediately he resumes office, and declare him persona non grata the way we did with Edward Clay.
I think it is better to be a governor in a county, or a senator. This MP work is becoming risky. After all, there will be more money than the CDF!
We make laws for ordinary folks but they use it to harass us. We can even boycott passing new laws.” What a year! What a nation! What a House! Over to you Jeff!
Mr Kerrow, a political economist, is a former MP for Mandera East
Then look at these rent-a-protestor team in Kisumu being used by the drug barons! Quite pathetic and shameful!
www.nation.co.ke/News/-/1056/1080964/-/11g3nugz/-/index.html
This has been one very eventful and fretful year for hapless legislators
By BILLOW KERROWPosted Thursday, December 30 2010 at 19:20
As 2010 came to an abrupt end, an MP ranted a monologue of his lamentation.
“The Ocampo Six, the Saitoti Four, and we are waiting for the PLO four! A few months ago, it was Wetang’ula and Ruto.
Why is everybody targeting us MPs who have done such a great job? Kwani, there are no other mbuta besides MPs and their supporters?
This Ocampo man is very ignorant. He started naming people and then Saitoti is now doing the same thing. The six men are not even gender-balanced! Why didn’t he name all the suspects in the Waki list?
The whole country fought each other and only people from two tribes were named. And it must be this Obama fellow using his hacker, Raila!
This is why we shall never again elect another American from Nyanza as US president. He is the one using this ICC court to finish us.
I am sure if we had a Kiambu man in the White House, this would never happen to Kenyans.
This guy is unable to arrest Osama bin Laden or people like Mugabe, yet he is always threatening Kenyans. We will never join an international thing like ICC again, even Nato!
We actually blame our President also. He should dump this PM immediately. The man is finishing him, yet he is still sticking to this Coalition.
Even Mugabe has abandoned it, and Gbagbo has rejected it. The AU thinks the PM fellow is a peacemaker – they will be shocked.
Even these IDPs are illiterate taunt kabisa! They should be in The Hague as they are the ones who fought. The government really assisted them but they told this Ocampo man so many lies. Who will support them next time?
In fact, they should be settled in Turkana or Mandera, out of Rift Valley, to look after camels. Why should we buy farms for them and build for them good houses?
Now they say MPs are engaged in drugs business. We should hold nationwide demonstrations against this Saitoti fellow for peddling US rumours.
MPs are so busy with CDF and other serious matters that they do not have time to run around selling this stuff. Not even the ‘Sonko’ types from the mitaa can do that.
Tomorrow, they will say we even supplied Mungiki with their snuff. Even when our bodyguards disperse youths rioting near our homes, they say we sent them.
Those guys are trained to do that! Hii ni siasa ya kumaliza vijana. Now we can’t even traffic HIV drugs – what will our people use?
I fear these Americans may start attacking us with cruise missiles from the sea. Already they have cancelled our visas to their country, even for committee members just doing their work.
They will call us terrorists just like they have done with the WikiLeaks man. They are jealous of our relationship with the Chinese who are helping us.
We should do an Anglo Leasing project with China to finance top lawyers for our MPs. Our auditors will never find out, and we shall pass laws barring them from travelling outside Kenya.
Even this PLO fellow is working for the Americans. He is wasting his time because all these ministers will be cleared, apende asipende.
Next year, we shall scrap this KACC thing. We shall even pass new laws barring police from arresting legislators.
We are leaders elected by Kenyans, not ordinary Kenyans. Wetang’ula should dismiss this Ranneberger spy fellow immediately he resumes office, and declare him persona non grata the way we did with Edward Clay.
I think it is better to be a governor in a county, or a senator. This MP work is becoming risky. After all, there will be more money than the CDF!
We make laws for ordinary folks but they use it to harass us. We can even boycott passing new laws.” What a year! What a nation! What a House! Over to you Jeff!
Mr Kerrow, a political economist, is a former MP for Mandera East
Then look at these rent-a-protestor team in Kisumu being used by the drug barons! Quite pathetic and shameful!
www.nation.co.ke/News/-/1056/1080964/-/11g3nugz/-/index.html