Titchaz,Your Korean maybe better than mine of course, but if you read tuesday's
'Pyongyang daily', 20/12/11 you will agree the following translation of mine is as good as it gets:
UNFATHOMABLE IS OUR SORROW..; DEAR LEADER IS DEPARTED...
The general who descended from heaven.
Our indomitable commander blessed of iron will.
Our highest personification of revolutionary and comradely love! --You who were born in
Paektu, the holy mountain of the revolution.
Your birth was marked by the appearance of a new star in the heavens; a sudden blossoming of the flowers out of season;
An albatros flew perpendicular heading for the sun,
And sperm whales sang in human language! (at your birth in 1941)
Within three weeks you could walk, and on the 8th week you could deliver a speech in Korean, the holy language of revolution!
In 2000 your inventive brain brought us the double-decker round toast with meat in between, the
gogigyeopbbang, which the imperialists promptly stole and has achieved world fame as the
hamburger!You have written 1500 brilliant books at the invincible KIm il Sung University in Pyongyang; written countless brilliant
operas and numerous works of great art....
O Great Dear Leader....
Now your son,
Kim Yong Un, the offspring of the piercing rays of the sun, takes over the holy mission of leading the Korean labout party towards ever more glories in struggle....
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Now guys, whoever wrote that deserves his pay don't you think? even if he is enjoying himself making a fool of his country!
There is more where that came from, but you get the idea. But remember their science works.
I mean their nuclear bomb is real enough. So laugh, but not too much...