List of Jukwaa COMPLIANT Members

[Onyango Oloo]

As you all know we embarked on this exercise of confirming Jukwaa memberships on February 22, 2012.

I extended the deadline THREE TIMES, the last one expiring on APRIL 11, 2012.

As of today, April 15, 2012, below is the list of members who have taken the time to confirm their membership. I have not included those who had confirmed but have somewhere found themselves outside Jukwaa for one reason or another.

Please compare the number of members who have confirmed below with the "official" tally of members of 1,661 as generated by the robot which compiles Jukwaa's data.


If you have reasons to believe that you should be in the list below but you are not, you have three options available to you:

1. Contact me privately forwarding your original confirmation of membership status, if you had already done so;

2. Confirm your membership by Tuesday, April, 17, 2012;

3. If you had been kicked out of Jukwaa or had left Jukwaa of your own volition, but want to come back to the forum, please write to me at [e-mail], stating the reasons WHY you think YOUR membership should be restored. If need be, include an UNEQUIVOCAL APOLOGY if you were kicked out for violating our rules here in Jukwaa.


If I do not hear from anybody by April 17, 2012, I will adopt the list below as OFFICIAL MEMBERSHIP LIST of Jukwaa and prune whoever is not on that list from this forum.

Onyango Oloo
Jukwaa Administrator
Sunday, April 15, 2012

LIST OF JUKWAA COMPLIANT MEMBERS AS OF APRIL 15, 2012

[Compiled in the order in which one complied, with the earliest confirmations at the top.]



1. Horth
2. Mzee
3. No Way Ha Ha
4. Save Kenya 011
5. Destiny
6. Mongo Beti
7. Otiende
8. Omundu
9. TNK
10. Jalweny
11. Mtumishi Man
12. Kasongo
13. Tom
14. Kipfirimbi
15. Luol Deng
16. Fala Fulani
17. Mr. Defence
18. Top Notch
19. Waf Waf1
20. Dubois
21. Okolowaka
22. Nok
23. Boyengo
24. Mukosh
25. Beamer
26. Mwananchi
27. Omwenga
28. Renee
29. Mbuta
30. Khalif
31. B6K
32. Mintos
33. MOR
34. Hannali
35. Kamadar
36. Baba Watoto
37. Onyango Oloo
38. Man K
39. Kijiko
40. Senoir
41. Titchaz
42. Amunra
43. Wally 5
44. Jobless Corner
45. Nereah
46. Sadik
47. Johns
48. Mangai
49. Emali
50. Lincoln
51. Gema Gema
52. The Patriarch
53. Jakaswanga
54. Sam Ochola
55. Sparkassenberater
56. Job
57. Federa
58. Euonyi
59. Abdul Mote
60. Fahari
61. Wanyee
62. Deebo
63. Kengele
64. Einstein
65. The Number Man
66. Foresight
67. Amadain
68. Major
69. Kasiaya
70. Man
71. Diramu
72. Mukhwasi
73. Master Sugu
74. Kelly
75. Cheshire Cat
76. Sky 11
77. Ebarasi
78. Mzalendo
79. Merlin
80. Jesse
81. Sage Man
83. Samson
84. Dola 121945
85. Reporter 911
86. Swaka
87. Macho Man
88. Barmasaiengkeiyo
89. Review Net
90. 5th Estate
91. Samora 007
92. Moesha
93. Miguna
94. Shaunie
95. Warya
96. A Stranger
97. Patriotism 101
98. Jeff
99. K Murungi
100. Osachkosochigaa
101. Kim Okumu
102. Wycky 2011
103. Kasuku
104. Rifema
105. Umoja
106. Political Maniac
108. Just Facts
109. Mbili Njia 63
110. Mars
111. Sub Saharanite
112. Kurosiwo
113. Morimax
114. Jules
115. Kathure Kebaara
116. KMDO
117. Toddo
118. Jakuath
119. Viv
120. Mariko Politico
121. Kolonel Brisk
122. Furaha
123. Kangethe
124. Mugabe
125. B Kichwa
126. Terminator
127. Afrisa
128. Jabumuri
129. Swaleh
130. Mrembo
131. Msanii
132. Kevoh
134. Nuff Sed 1
135. Genius
136. Rough rider
137. Gumzo
138. Adongo 23456
139. Karis
140. Janam 80
141. NWO
142. Mwalimu Mkuu
143. Argamemnon
144. Leon
145. Kamalet
146. Veri
147. Sande
148. Zach 2012
149. Amadain
150. Panacea
151. Kuze
152. Deyiengs
153. Man of Letters
154. Dume Kenya
155. Otish Otish
156. Ndege
157. Ouali
158. Kalapapla
159. Denno
160. Phil
161. Affirmed
162. PODP
163. Mzeiya
164. H2O
165. Tactician
166. Commes
167. 0tieno
168. Akinyi 2005
169. Awacho
170. Okhunyanye
171. Vasco da Gama
172. Mossad
173.Stibin
174. Major
175. Gateway
176. Afrigun
177. Tabibu
178. Izo
179. Master Sugu
180. Ayiiro
181.50 Cents
182. Daniel Waweru
183. Slye
184.Ndolo Asasa
185. Jonah
186.Sang 2000
187. Karuti H
188.Orina Nyamwamu
189. Ongwen
190. Chokoraa

[deyiengs]

pruning during the rainy season in April. wow!

I wish Mzalendo would be reinstated.

[Onyango Oloo]

Apr 15, 2012 14:24:58 GMT 3 deyiengs said:

pruning during the rainy season in April. wow!

I wish Mzalendo would be reinstated.

Deyiengs:

You MUST make an URGENT appointment with a QUALIFIED ophthalmologist after verifying WHO No. 78 is on the above list.

Or maybe you have inadvertently committed a sort of Freudian Slip, revealing the identity of a member with two handles, one of which was banned?

Besides, those ex-members must plead their own cases.

I have a heart of stone when it comes to being seduced by earnest entreaties from volunteer advocates arguing pro bono, for the reinstatement of strangers to Jukwaa.

Onyango Oloo
Jukwaa Administrator

[gemagema]

Some very top, very active old members are missing on that list? Wonder why they see no hurry to confirm, despite the deadlines being pushed ahead....maybe just for them? Am not mentioning names, but it is interesting that some of these top Jukwaaist love to engage each other animatedly.

Anyways...am one of those who would never dare OO

[0tieno]

Please can I remain a member of this August forum?

[Onyango Oloo]

Apr 15, 2012 15:07:17 GMT 3 @0tieno said:

Please can I remain a member of this August forum?

YES. I consider that a confirmation.

On a lighter note, even though we launched in AUGUST 2005, we are an august, rather than the August forum, if you see what I mean.

Onyango Oloo
Jukwaa Administrator

[deyiengs]

Apr 15, 2012 14:33:05 GMT 3 Onyango Oloo said:

Apr 15, 2012 14:24:58 GMT 3 deyiengs said:

pruning during the rainy season in April. wow!

I wish Mzalendo would be reinstated.

Deyiengs:

You MUST make an URGENT appointment with a QUALIFIED ophthalmologist after verifying WHO No. 78 is on the above list.

Or maybe you have inadvertently committed a sort of Freudian Slip, revealing the identity of a member with two handles, one of which was banned?

Besides, those ex-members must plead their own cases.

I have a heart of stone when it comes to being seduced by earnest entreaties from volunteer advocates arguing pro bono, for the reinstatement of strangers to Jukwaa.

Onyango Oloo
Jukwaa Administrator

Pole OO, Actually, I meant to say mimimzalendo, the passionate lady kicked out about 2 years ago. But then again, I should not have said it

[Onyango Oloo]

Apr 15, 2012 15:02:54 GMT 3 gemagema said:

Some very top, very active old members are missing on that list? Wonder why they see no hurry to confirm, despite the deadlines being pushed ahead....maybe just for them? Am not mentioning names, but it is interesting that some of these top Jukwaaist love to engage each other animatedly.

Anyways...am one of those who would never dare OO

You have to go through the list TWICE to verify your assertion above.

Onyango Oloo
Jukwaa Administrator

[gemagema]

Apr 15, 2012 15:26:46 GMT 3 Onyango Oloo said:

Apr 15, 2012 15:02:54 GMT 3 gemagema said:

Some very top, very active old members are missing on that list? Wonder why they see no hurry to confirm, despite the deadlines being pushed ahead....maybe just for them? Am not mentioning names, but it is interesting that some of these top Jukwaaist love to engage each other animatedly.

Anyways...am one of those who would never dare OO

You have to go through the list TWICE to verify your assertion above.

Onyango Oloo
Jukwaa Administrator

OO

You are right! It is like you were reading my mind. I have had to slowly go through the list again, and the 2 guys I had in mind are actually confirmed. Phew! At least most of the Jukwaaists that have the quality of good punditry and also debate maturely have confirmed membership. Thence am assured of the continuance of some good reads, especially as we run close to elections. Sasa hata sijali if you never extend your deadline for the late-confirmers. hahaha! ;D

[roughrider]

A general comment:

I think Oloo has a rather unusual sense of humour. I often cannot resist a chuckle here and there as I watch him go about his public affairs.

Over the years, I have learnt to LIVE and LET LIVE.

[roughrider]

Apr 15, 2012 15:07:17 GMT 3 @0tieno said:

Please can I remain a member of this August forum?

0tieno - by the way, I can hardly pronounce your name with the "0" rather than the "O". Just weird.

[mbuta]

Hapo tunamwona mchezaji mashuhuri akivalia jersery nambari ishirini na tisa... Kiswahili tek!!

[jakaswanga]

Apr 15, 2012 14:33:05 GMT 3 Onyango Oloo said:

[I have a heart of stone when it comes to being seduced by earnest entreaties from volunteer advocates arguing pro bono, for the reinstatement of strangers to Jukwaa.
Onyango Oloo
Jukwaa Administrator

Blood-curdling stuff! What a pity General Kunadawa has gone MIA!

[mank]

Apr 15, 2012 17:06:57 GMT 3 jakaswanga said:

Blood-curdling stuff! What a pity General Kunadawa has gone MIA!

Hakuna dawa yawa!

[akinyi2005]

WOLOLO SOMEBODY IS OUT TO FINISH ME (dead men tell no tales you gotta scream if your life or that of someone you know is in danger- ask millie, njenga and jakoyo.) ;D

anyway, OO am pretty sure i sent my confirmation on feb 22nd at 5:03pm. some cyber-snatcher probably hijacked the email.

[euonyi]

Apr 15, 2012 18:31:11 GMT 3 akinyi2005 said:

WOLOLO SOMEBODY IS OUT TO FINISH ME (dead men tell no tales you gotta scream if your life or that of someone you know is in danger- ask millie, njenga and jakoyo.) ;D

anyway, OO am pretty sure i sent my confirmation on feb 22nd at 5:03pm. some cyber-snatcher probably hijacked the email.

Mos!

[awacho]

OO

Please do not withdraw my powers to read, write and do all that pertains to being a compliant Jukwaa member. I hereby wish to confirm my membership.

[Onyango Oloo]

Apr 15, 2012 18:31:11 GMT 3 akinyi2005 said:

WOLOLO SOMEBODY IS OUT TO FINISH ME (dead men tell no tales you gotta scream if your life or that of someone you know is in danger- ask millie, njenga and jakoyo.) ;D

anyway, OO am pretty sure i sent my confirmation on feb 22nd at 5:03pm. some cyber-snatcher probably hijacked the email.

Akinyi:

Greetings.

You are right.

It is my fault.

I omitted your name by mistake.

My apologies.

Here is the original confirmation:

oo,

confirming that am still an active member of jukwaa

akinyi

Onyango Oloo

[major]

Is anyone seeing MAJOR on the list? Or the axe is about to fall on me?

[mossad]

Count mossad in also. I wish to be confirmed. ;D

[gateway]

LIFE Is A WASTE of TIME And TIME Is A WASTE Of LIFE. So Let's Get WASTED and Have The TIME Of Our LIFE.

Onyango Oloo, I Would Want To Remain In JUKWAA. I Sneak In Here DAILY. This Is My Gauge For KIBAKISTAN (Kenya) Politics. At Times I Get Pissed Off When There Is Some NEWS In Kenya And No One Has Posted It On Jukwaa. Then An Hour Later It's There And Guys Are Contributing. Those Are The Times My Trash Can Ends Up With Empty Wine Bottles And My Lovely Vaporizer Leaves My Side NOT. So Please Let Me Remain In The "MBUS".

I Wonder Why They Say NOTHING Is IMPOSSIBLE. I Have Been Doing NOTHING Since You Asked Us To Confirm Our Membership. Finally, I Also DID Something Today! I Asked.

NB: By The Way I Like The Humor You Employ When Kicking Out Some Members. You Use The Precision Of Bruce Lee In The Execution. I Am Talking Now As A Martial Artist Expert. I Hope You Will Not Kick Me Like That. My Guards Are Off.



Peace & Love.

[tabibu]

OO, i have done you mail requesting my continued membership of this forum. this i did,not knowing how else to confirm membership. i hope the 17th april flood of deregistration leaves me standing.
thanks

[mastersugu]

OO nipo!
Master Sugu.

[chokoraa]

OO,
My name is not there, yet I confirmed a long time ago
Chokoraa

[roughrider]

Oloo;

I have a suggestion. It is based on a Christian concept called purgatory. This is a place between life and total death. Some theologians believe that bad souls in purgatory can continue to grow holy, holier and eventually be returned to life.

Why don't you allow Jukwaaists to vote on who, among the hundreds on death row can placed in purgatory, where-from they might be receive eternal life? The rest would of course head straight to hell where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

I would vote to bring back, nalinali, because despite his, often, irrational exuberance, he does have a good brain on his shoulders.