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Post by jakaswanga on Apr 14, 2013 14:05:46 GMT 3
Dear Ababu Namwamba,
I am in the opposition, and I love parliamentary oppositions that go to work. I am demanding work. Work, and more work! Pumbavu!
SEARCHING FOR LOVE IN THE TIME OF COMMERCE, USE ME I USE YOU! Ababu Mr. NAMWAMBA of CORD sir, fate has dealt you the lot of existence in the time of William Ruto. Ruto is an obviously gifted politician who combines a workaholic mentality with tea-totaling. A man of vintage ambitious drive, with the killer instinct of a top predator. He has no time to dissipate nursing hangovers. He is a born-again Christian with no moral qualms when it comes to 'inheriting' land from an IDP. He not only felled Moi, but Raila too, and now he has UK by the balls in the famous Uhuruto tandem of power. He is going places. All odds on the bets. And there, O there, is you! Horatio at the Bridge? Currently Ruto is driving a hot sword through the opposition, and like frozen butter, the fumes are CORD is melting, all the way to the undergarments. Promises of appointments to offshore duty and other major positions where key cord lieutenants can enjoin the graft-train, has led to confusion, suspicion, division and in-fighting in the ranks of the corded party. The first inclination of a toss of a bone at you, the pack of greedy wolves in sheep skin called CORD, and the wolfish character emerges, tearing through the disguise of reform in a metamorphosis toward the real self. Indeed I am reminded of a TV series which used to entertain us much as kids, where a greenish gentleman, when subjected to a certain amount of stress, would undergo a transformation into a monster called THE INCREDIBLE HULK. In similar fashion it appears that, under the placid, holy-veil facade of the nun known as CORD, there hibernates a horrid monster of insatiable greed, and her vile lecherous appetites are ready to burst surface at the prompt of Uhuruto. An INCREDIBLE W-HORE! With theatrical amazement I watched the High Priests of this mentality in the opposition, Kalonzo $ Raila, go beside themselves with joy at the promise of ambassadorial slots. I think Raila begging him for a post is what excites Ruto to so much hysterical laughter, as hysterical as his tears in the Church when God won the election for him. Yes, God knows a lot about digital tallying. MENTALLY WE CAN THEN SAY GOODBYE TO THE MINDS OF KALONZO AND RAILA. GONE. But you know what we say in Afrika, Ababu: The old baobab is dry, but not dead. So the bodies of these gentlemen are still with us, and their esteemed history too, but in power reality, in the future thinking, they now must be relegated to figure-heads. Leaders in name only. It is the moment for one to rise up and foot his feet down ---behind the scenes. Far from the media limelight. To introduce by forcefulness the new dispensation of Loyalty to the electoral constituency, and the principle of honourable opposition. And principled politics or, at least, a dignified form of politics where, when a deal is done as in a bipartisan arrangement, it is debated formally on the floor of the legislative houses. Openly. [Read this report where the Raila secretariat says, during this state house parley, they committed the Parliamentary CORD to cooperation with Uhuru, read Jubilee agenda. Now I ask: Did the parliamentary party give him, and Kalonzo, the mandate to negotiate its future policies in private with Uhuruto, during his call to pay them tribute at Ikulu?] Well, fwack me! they are not even MP-igs yet! No, Ababu: in the modern world we do it like this. The parliamentary party meets in its own caucus and forms committees according to the expertise of the members. Agricultural specialists do Agriculture. Economists do Economics according to whether they are fiscalists, bankers, accountants. Respective specialists fashion policies which the LEGAL brigade translates into bills, to be debated into laws. But because your party is a MINORITY, she initiates a LIAISON OFFICE. This office contains the toughest negotiators in town, and they seek to coalesce a majority vote in the House for the stellar bills authored by your party. They explain to Jubilee folks --or anybody else, why this or that bill is in the NATIONAL INTEREST, why they should rise above party parochialism and support it. This office is the wheeler dealer nerve-center where men like DALMAS OTIENO must excel. Pure policy wheeling and dealing, reaching conclusions, compromises, which can openly be explained to the country, and to the electorate as sensible. Both parties comfortably to their constituencies. For instance a transport reform bill which commits the government to disband the useless Rift Valley railways, and contract a throat-cutting no nonsense operator [like a time-tested German company], which would in three years rebuild, refurbish and operationalise the rail-line from Nairobi to Kericho, and run an hourly fast-train service between the two cities, as a pilot scheme to show what happens when competence comes knocking. The liaison office, using data and facts from transport specialists, canvasses for a quorum vote on the floor from everywhere to see it passed. And if invited to State House for dinner? Just watch how it is openly done at Capitol Hill, my dear Abrham Lincoln. NB: By the way 150 years of Railway building technology through all of natures terrains around the world has made tracks and trains an ABC engineering feat. Trust my arse on that! But to continue... Ah yes, I was thinking of another adminstrative star in the heavens, Dr. Alfred Mutua too, another brilliant potential whose buttocks I will subject to some sadism soon. I do not joke with the future of Kenya, and you fellas have potential. And by thunder I will be on your case! Well ... [Y'all are Nereah's boys, to kaka Nyar Amadi en yuora mogen, nyithinde ok nawe obam. To abiro rieyogi tir te, kendo kata kod boka-rao mabith chwat! Pumbavu nyinyi!] Being Ababu Namwamba, and more so Nereah wa Amadi's boy, makes you now the test of a whole generation. A new generation, a tunawesmake generation if I may. A curse of fate. Born after independence 1. To at long last get a job done. Fulfill the historical dream. A national-(ist) aspiration realised. Or naturally, fail like your predecessors and degenerate into scum grovelling at Ruto's foot like your party leaders yesterday at UK's Ikulu. Now, it is when a man goes into combat with the best, that his true measure in life, his true worth in character and caliber, is manifested for all to see and for him to discover himself. It is one heck of a time to be Ababu wa Nereah. One hell of a daunting challenge. Remember young Raila against Moi, against the establishment odds, bequeathing himself well that would make him the Agwambo he became later. No overnight transformations to a peoples darling, no midnight quick-fixes to earn the status of legend, no MOU's at Ikulu to popular popularity. Struggle my brother, taking risks and occasionally stopping sword, incurring wounds of various shades and depths, that later become badges of honour, scars that prove dread front-line duty in the service of Wanjiku. Given the deadly nature of the task I have in mind for you, Kababu, I will be steely with you, like an experienced drill-master in the boot-camp, forging marines for the world's deadliest combat zones. Forging steel nerves for kills. Training canon fodder, or heroes, or future inmates at the PTSD clinic. [Post Traumatic Stress Disorder]. Take your pick. Ababu Kamwana, I will be that primary school teacher who, after discovering you are clever but downright lazy, whips your dirty, wretched butt to discipline and hard work, and to greater academic glory in law school. And even greater political achievement. But we have not been introduced, so for a few moments perish the harshness in me, I wont be scathing, merely cajoling and seductive, like Fairies seeking to entrap General Macbeth in a cage of megalomania. A Shakespearean tragedy you will remember. [End part 1. I have to go and officiate a funeral] Later then.
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Post by cheshirecat on Apr 14, 2013 14:46:32 GMT 3
Like I told Omwenga somewhere, Cord is dissipate in under a few months. It's leaders long ceased to be about ideology and more about the gravy train. When Miguna sounded the alarm about this metamorphosis, he was dismissed as a mad man.
Uhuru and Ruto are far better politicians that Emilio; they will offer their opposition a few morsels and take out the 'troublemakers'; all that will be left in the opposition will be Stefano, and we know all about his commitment to democracy and human rights.
Just wait now for the infighting to begin....
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Post by mugabe on Apr 15, 2013 1:45:53 GMT 3
My feline friend what about the infighting in the njumbiri government? Or is it something that cannot happen merely because you wish it doesent happen. Concentrate on your troubled house first.
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Post by cheshirecat on Apr 15, 2013 7:59:49 GMT 3
My feline friend what about the infighting in the njumbiri government? Or is it something that cannot happen merely because you wish it doesent happen. Concentrate on your troubled house first. Jumbiree has a great little magnet that keeps politicians in one place. it's called power. it's magnetism also draws all manner of loose bits from the other side of the political valley as well. Just see the laughing faces at the Statehouse meeting
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Post by mugabe on Apr 15, 2013 19:48:26 GMT 3
My feline friend power can unite but it can also divide and that has been the tenor for politics. You run into trouble when people talk of fifty fifty sharing when the ultimate sharers of believe in seventy thirty. It willl happen and then youvand the headmaster will discover another kamale who is currently buddy with you.
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Post by jakaswanga on Apr 15, 2013 20:29:44 GMT 3
My feline friend what about the infighting in the njumbiri government? Or is it something that cannot happen merely because you wish it doesent happen. Concentrate on your troubled house first. Jumbiree has a great little magnet that keeps politicians in one place. it's called power. it's magnetism also draws all manner of loose bits from the other side of the political valley as well. Just see the laughing faces at the Statehouse meeting Beware of misplaced triumphalism. It is simply a symptom of fear that Uhuruto agreed to two appointments with the defeated duo in less than a week. A busy week. You can sell it as national reconciliation, but power does not work like that. This is insecurity, a leadership aware their legitimacy can be interrogated to smithereens by a political operator the caliber of Raila Odinga. That is why they want him as a diplomat, perpetually absent from HOME. Emasculated by jet-lag after jet-lag at his age, and enmeshed in foreign boring meetings that mean nothing. It is a neutralisation strategy which has exposed Uhuruto, and be sure the political animal Agwambo read it. But there is another aspect, especially for William Ruto. He needs to inherit Raila Odinga's constituency for his own run for the state house at a future date. That is why he is being cordial to Raila. He has not written him off. A man the ruthlessness of William Ruto does not do socials in power. He only does it when he is weak. --A strategic retreat. Chesirecat, you will have to upgrade your understanding of power, or go to the other thread to heckle civil society activists. Here, I wanna talk some adult talk to Nereah's boy Kababu.
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Post by jakaswanga on Apr 18, 2013 18:01:37 GMT 3
NON ACTIVE TALENTS AND SCORING OWN GOALS
Ababu wa Nereah, I lost a hefty bet. I had put my money on this, that CORD would accord you at least a prominent deputy position ---deputy because I reckoned with Wetangula already minority leader, geographical balance would dictate it. Nonsense, my opponent at the betting table told me, you loose. And I lost.
How did he reason? He told me, with the likes of Jakoyo Midiwo and Orengo (remember what they did to the talented Mr. Oduol in the Siaya travesty) playing a prominent role in the machinations of power within CORD, this talented Mr. Namwamba of yours will be shown his place. Back at the bottom of the pack. A threat that must be squashed like Oduol.
I on the other hand had reasoned Luo comprador primitiveness, just after loosing Raila the election, can not this soon be having the power to start loosing CORD the next general election once again. Those with an instinct for the game of power would recognise they need a healthier deployment of forces, if only to match not only Uhuruto's field Marshal-ry in both houses, but also their superiority at the commercial entity, nationwide and at large.
Wishful thinking on my part, as it later turned out, and here I am, $200 poorer. 'Never has a fool and his money been so easily parted!' my gambling partner told me.
So there we are. Damaged Goods Wetangula --who used to be in PNU until he lost the external affairs ministry to Ongeri, and the outlandish buffoon (Jakom jogi dwaro negoi) Midiwo, and soon the water-melon Kalonzo Musyoka (who only quit being UK's dog after Ruto convinced Uhuru he could be ignored) are the national faces of CORD, in opposition to Uhuruto and Jubilee?
I call that farce and the next step on the road toward the next electoral defeat for CORD!
But granted I have not heard any of your prominent leaders claim CORD is still progressive. On the contrary CORD Mpigs have united with their Jubilee counterparts to blackmail the government, either you increase our perks, or business is on ngo srow!
That leaves only Uhuru Kenyatta as the sensible fellow: He said: the level of wages, at about 12% GDP, is unsustainable.
One would have thought it would be the progressive shadow minster of Finance who would run away with that one.
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Post by kamalet on Apr 18, 2013 18:07:44 GMT 3
NON ACTIVE TALENTS AND SCORING OWN GOALS So there we are. Damaged Goods Wetangula --who used to be in PNU until he lost the external affairs ministry to Ongeri, and the outlandish buffoon (Jakom jogi dwaro negoi) Midiwo, and soon the water-melon Kalonzo Musyoka (who only quit being UK's dog after Ruto convinced Uhuru he could be ignored) are the national faces of CORD, in opposition to Uhuruto and Jubilee? Jakaswanga Apologies for appearing to derail the topic on Ababu but your quote on Kalonzo reminded me of something! When the Uhuruto positions were confirmed, Kalonzo was being offered Majority Leader (or even speaker) but said that was belittling him. As fate would have it, he is struggling to find someone to step down for him in parliament so that he can Minority leader!! Just how unlucky is this man or that the fate of the water melon? Too much water and very little sugar in a fruit?
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Post by jakaswanga on Apr 18, 2013 18:29:39 GMT 3
NON ACTIVE TALENTS AND SCORING OWN GOALS So there we are. Damaged Goods Wetangula --who used to be in PNU until he lost the external affairs ministry to Ongeri, and the outlandish buffoon (Jakom jogi dwaro negoi) Midiwo, and soon the water-melon Kalonzo Musyoka (who only quit being UK's dog after Ruto convinced Uhuru he could be ignored) are the national faces of CORD, in opposition to Uhuruto and Jubilee? Jakaswanga Apologies for appearing to derail the topic on Ababu but your quote on Kalonzo reminded me of something! When the Uhuruto positions were confirmed, Kalonzo was being offered Majority Leader (or even speaker) but said that was belittling him. As fate would have it, he is struggling to find someone to step down for him in parliament so that he can Minority leader!! Just how unlucky is this man or that the fate of the water melon? Too much water and very little sugar in a fruit? Sometimes the beauty of Kenya, is that we do not remember anything at all. When Kalonzo refused majority leader, that was when Ruto laughed and told UK, let him choose irrelevance! But do we remember? From the going ons, it would appear Kalonzo could be given a safe seat in Nyanza. He could thus soon be my MP, and patriotism I think calls upon me not to speak ill of the non-dead!
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Post by jakaswanga on May 14, 2013 19:06:54 GMT 3
NON ACTIVE TALENTS AND SCORING OWN GOALS On the contrary CORD Mpigs have united with their Jubilee counterparts to blackmail the government, either you increase our perks, or business is on ngo srow!
That leaves only Uhuru Kenyatta as the sensible fellow: He said: the level of wages, at about 12% GDP, is unsustainable.One would have thought it would be the progressive shadow minster of Finance who would run away with that one. AND THE PUBLIC PROTEST CAME! part 1. Na mambo bado!www.standardmedia.co.ke/?articleID=2000083610&story_title=drama-as-civil-society-protest-mps-greedSo, Mr. Namwamba, a young man of prospects like you finds himself on the wrong side of history even as he purports to be member of a progressive party that should beget the future? What happened to your mind, sir, that you held your tongue as your fellow MPigs plotted this outrage? Look you now the outpouring of negative emotions at the doors of parliament where you hid. Was it greed that befuddled your senses, like it did in the early days of Mutula Kilonzo's career when he auctioned himself to the patronage of the dictator Daniel Arap Moi? Was it fear, that if you broke rank, you would become an outcast amongst your bandit peers called Mpigs, and so put paid to any ambitions you might have to be part of a select few elevated to lucrative House Committees? Or are you subject to a form of blackmail, which forced you to be silent, and let President Uhuru Kenyatta interpret public discomfort at Mutula's funeral, when he called you gluttons of no morality. [ These salary hikes of you Pigs are definitely not willing buyer willing seller!]. I take a pedestrian view to your silence. I take a very pedestrian view when a supposed star refuses to shine. I take the dimmest pedestrian view when a man I have read quote Abrahalm Lincoln, in addition to quoting just about any other legal thinker I might have heard of, suddenly looses the flow of his glib tongue when a massive robbery is taking place in broad daylight, and he is in the thick of it. I am no longer warning you Ababu, I am condemning you, Nereah's boy. After Colluding and standing in as an accessory to stratagems to rape Wanjiku, you go back, to the back of the pack. NB: A junior senator from Chicago Illinois, when everybody else in congress was convinced George Dubya was on the right track faking evidence on WMDs and pursuing his family feud in Iraq, disagreed vehemently and articulated to much ridicule what he himself thought. It was a politically foolish move according to every pundit, too risky, too going against the establishment and the flow of his seniors in congress. But it had one deadly ingrediënt though. Truth. Too, it was honest and well reasoned by a man with a gift for the garb, and if the times would change, the truth woudn't. The ruthless caliber of the character of a man or woman who dares it all, and stands by what he believes at all consequences, is Always a winner. ---You failed this test this time around. Go work on your character. YOu got homework! Do you know William Ruto? he campaigned as the single prominent personality against the new constitution. AGAINST. I will grant the devil his dues: In that parliament of yours, nobody, absolutely nobody, has the caliber of character which William Ruto's brings to the auspice. You could just have to join him , after proving yourself such a piglet!
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Post by jakaswanga on May 15, 2013 23:04:44 GMT 3
NON ACTIVE TALENTS AND SCORING OWN GOALS Do you know William Ruto? he campaigned as the single prominent personality against the new constitution. AGAINST. So what is so hot him having campaigned against this new script?Ruto honestly and bravely campaigned against the new constitution at his own risk. He recognised the intention of the document as an attempt to put an end to the kind of politics he and his elite classmates who pollute the national scene excelled in ---impunity, corruption and radical ethno-nationalism, and straightaway made to mobilise public support to kill it off. It was a very HIGH POLITICAL RISK. Risk, is the definer here. The undiluted integrity chapter in that document was a bomb which would have blown our ruling class to pieces. Ruto's classmates took the opposite route. Subterfuge and backroom plotting. In heroic feats of Public hypocrisy they endorsed the constitution in loud tones, paying lip service to it while privately resolved to butcher and dismember it, later making the promulgation an exercise in naivety. Others like Kalonzo vacillated and earned the title water melons, but as soon as the cheers heralding the promulgation subsided, some of the best traitorous lawyers in politics ---Orengo, Mutula, Kiraitu, Kalonzo, under the duplicitously corrupt gaze of the co-principals Raila and Kibaki, set upon a systematic and skillful unravelling of the constitution. Bill after bill through the GCG cabinet it became so dismembered, so disjointed, so stripped, so raped, that by the time handmaids like Eugene Wamalwa were invited to sink their fangs on it in some kind of morbid show of intellectual scavengery, I for one had concluded the 2nd liberation came still born. Still born, which had been William Ruto's purpose from day one. No nonsese, he had cut down to the chase which would take his classmates some two years of nocturnal evil to reach. By the time even CJ was wading in by sabotaging the vetting process of the judges by handing the yet to be vetted Warsame the sword to cut the mandated body down, the caricature of promulgation had been long forgotten and business was as usual. The empire of Impunity had struck back, and claimed lost territory. I had to give it to Ruto when Mutunga swore him in. Nobody can deny the reform CJ and human rights legal scholar swearing in an ICC indictee who campaigned against the new constitution was a cream in the icing of the politics of the past years as having been a total Ruto show. ---The only man who had not preached what he did not believe in. Now, many must just hope Bensouda takes him out. For if she does not, then the tyranny of character looms! Rats ---now that you do not want to be called Mpigs, who will bell the cat?
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Post by jakaswanga on May 27, 2013 20:55:21 GMT 3
NON ACTIVE TALENTS AND SCORING OWN GOALS Ababu wa Nereah, So there we are. Damaged Goods Wetangula --who used to be in PNU until he lost the external affairs ministry to Ongeri, and the outlandish buffoon (Jakom jogi dwaro negoi) Midiwo, and soon the water-melon Kalonzo Musyoka (who only quit being UK's dog after Ruto convinced Uhuru he could be ignored) are the national faces of CORD, in opposition to Uhuruto and Jubilee? I call that farce and the next step toward the next electoral defeat for CORD! Now Mr. Namwamba, it looks like the rebellion has to come from outside the parliamentary party. Watch history overtaking you as you are immobilised calculating your chances! www.standardmedia.co.ke/?articleID=2000084493&story_title=storm-in-odm-as-young-turks-take-party-old-guard-head-on
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Post by jakaswanga on May 28, 2013 22:54:05 GMT 3
Congratulations for bagging the chairmanship of the PAC --Public Accounts Committee. I am not a complete fool after all to have lost the $200 I had set on your name for such a portfolio. But the criminal I betted against is refusing to hand over the whole amount back. He is parting with only the half, claiming we are still not abreast with any deals which could have been done in the background to secure CORD and you this chairmanship. That is, were there political accomodations necessary in the horse-trading? You see he was reminding me of my earlier point or ridicule, how the briljant lawyer Orengo, once he rose to the Land's docket in the GCG period, suffered a critical stroke that made him change his mind about the Ndung'u report, and instead, adopt the willing-buyer willing-seller explanation as having underpinned the controversial post-colonial land transactions. Logically therefore, there was really nothing the Land's Minister could do about 'imagined' historical ills, PEV or no PEV! So you will help me out on this Ababu ---I tend to have problems which more often than not, only brilliant lawyers can help me out with. And I have repeatedly read you quote Abraham Lincoln, one of the wiliest lawyer-politicians ever. So I know you can handle my problems with ease. Now, your are chairman of the Public Accounts Committee, Right? So to you I come. 1. Who has been paying the Uhuruto ICC bills?2. I want to know your thinking on who should pay the ICC bills currently being incurred by the President and Vice President elects, namely the indictees Uhuru and Ruto.[a1] their private pockets [a2] our public pocket [a3] combinations of [a1] and [a2] NB: Are QCs Khan, Kay, Higgins and the rest of the cast, effectively in the employe or hire of the Kenyan taxs-payer? such that Wanjiku is footing up the bill (as I have heard rumoured) or is that a malicious lie? Now Ababu, I am not saying that is a problem ---there could have been a referendum I missed about it, which, unrigged, mandated the treasury to cough up the costs! What I want to hear, is other legal reasoning, and constitutional quotes that would underwrite this decision. ---So that I can disagree with the thinking, the logic etc, or not. Let me tell you a story from antiquity. It was a minor legal point, until sex entered the equation. When the Roman army commanded a town to surrender and obey the will of Rome, and the town refused in foolish heroism, imperial standards dictated the town be erased from history. Literally. Every human being killed ---child woman or what. No slaves, even a few to be used as entertainment, fed to the wild beasts in the colloseum, or commissioned to service in public brothels. THen one month the army captured this town in Gaul, and because the siege had been painfully long, the army was particulary bent on gory murder. But too much rage can easily mutate into lust, and the women had laid a trap of lust. Don't ask me how. It is a very long story. Anyway, the famous Roman iron discipline broke, and the legionares used the other sword first, effectively a large scale orgy or bunga-bunga of the century. Then a wily fox of Gaul dared the brutal commander of a legion, possibly young Julius Gaia, and reasoned: If a Roman soldier in his divine wisdom finds it in his heart to lie with a barbarian woman of Gaul, in whatever motive in whatever fashion, then that act of love-making, even if rape, logically confers upon the lowly creature of Gaul, at least a limited claim to Roman legal protection as a .. wife or concubine to be, or official w-hore [courtesan]. No? By your great deeds of passion, O they commander of Roman Legions, you have bestowed the honour of limited Roman citizenship to our women... and some men! You can not kill them like abbattoir sacrificials, as you must do with us intact men. Take advice from your Legatus [or legal attache] before you yourself disobey the laws of Great Rome, and become an outlaw barbarian like us... intact men! Now, Ababu, I do not remember whether the legatus was the younger Cato or Soneka or Tacitus, or the later scholar Trepocus, but he was intimidated enough by the logic, that the wholescale rape of barbarian women by Roman legions confered upon them limited citizenship, and this was a scale higher than being an 'intact' outlaw marked for instant death! This dispute would reach the senate and occupy several generations of brilliant lawyers. To date, the xenophobic politics of the rights of foreigners marrying into another country is quite a colourful read, so you know I am lying about that 'several generations': it should read": all subsequent generations of brilliant lawyers! So you see how small issues can be tough on the mind. So I beg you, PAC chair, to think on this one: Is it the duty of Wanjiku to foot Uhuruto's ICC ---legal, transport, accommodation, miscellaneous et al--- expenditures? Or not. Once this is answered either way, we will know whether to reign in Uhuruto for misappropriation, or to compensate them for their expenditures. But first: just plain clear thinking. MAY BE A HINT OF THE FIREWORKS TO COME: I definitely will be musing on that first-kill essay! www.nation.co.ke/News/politics/MPs-order-probe-into-Ruto-luxury-jet-trip-/-/1064/1861200/-/epseq6/-/index.html
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Post by jakaswanga on Aug 10, 2013 12:07:14 GMT 3
What is a poisoned chalice? President Uhuru's executive order of an executive jet for his side-kick Ruto, or Cord's elevation of Ababu Namwamba to the chairmanship of PAC-PIC? While the jet lay at parking, another was hired. www.nation.co.ke/News/politics/MPs-order-probe-into-Ruto-luxury-jet-trip-/-/1064/1861200/-/epseq6/-/index.htmlBut young Ababu wa Nereah ---if he is minded to be honourable, must remember the initial reluctance of Kethi Kilonzo to be corrupted into accepting a bogus certificate and endorsing a multitude of lies, and how, now, the boomerang is all but destroying her cometic stardom gained at the Raila petition before the CJ and his theater of the absurd. NB: A part from missing pages of cheque books, the process of hiring the jet has become even more foggy, with confusion as to whether it was a regular tender from the VP's office, or a PRESIDENTIAL order! [spot the difference if you may, with how the kleptocrat Mobutu ran Zaire's treasury! no paper trail, just oral culture!] But that is for another day. Today it is corded politics as below, and how the seat is cooking under Ababu's butt. We read www.standardmedia.co.ke/?articleID=2000090546&story_title=fears-over-new-split-as-odm-bigwigs-cling-on-one-man&pageNo=2That 18M jet-ride Nereah's boy is sitting on top, is a hot potato, and a crown of thorns. Raila and Uhuru met in Kampala, alone with Museveni doing a dark deal.You got to know the signs Ababu. Clock is ticking toward decision time. Those with Wanjiku rise to be counted. Those with their hearts calculating bets first, keep mum and neutral for a while, keeping all options open and waiting for the die to be cast. This is a good test Ababu Mr. Namwamba. Whether you reason that ---e ndorsing corruption has never been a career-killer in Kenyan politics --Look at how far Uhuruto came, and Kibaki and Raila! or whether you go the other way and say: there is an alternative. Corruption may breed individual wealth and success in Kenya, but it shall never, never in all time, uplift the nation above a banana republic as a collective. I better do the right thing and pay the price. It is a delicate, delicate balance of thought. But if one is embodied of character, it is not even a dilemma, leave alone a Solomonic riddle. Good test for you, that piling pressure, to endorse theft of public goods. Well, may be that was the understanding in the first place, before you were hoisted to that PAC thing!? How the hell would I know!? But we aint blind, nor worse, we aint sleepy heads. We live with too many con men to be that! Aketo angoch-tiang' achengi godo omera, tang'!Interesting defense line her below, as Ruto and his cohorts raise this smokescreen to scurry away in: Ababu Yawa, Raila and Kalonzo embezzled more, why pick on me the petty thief!? www.kenyandailynews.com/2013/08/raila-kalonzo-dragged-into-william-ruto.htmlAerowa, chairman of PAC! What do you know if I told you Uhuru Kenyatta threatened to 'recover these excessive expenditures incurred' from Kalonzo and Raila, citing new calculations by whizz-kid Rotich, which revealed massive descrepancies? Now you catch the parley in Kampala?
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Post by jakaswanga on Feb 19, 2014 21:09:35 GMT 3
Oh Dear! a week is a long time in politics. ---cried UK Premier Harold MacMillan I think he was, long ago. So the Uhuruto regime has been going on for eternity! But in history, a century is a short time! So Uhuruto have not even opened the doors to rule yet! But you ... Ababu Tawfiq Namwamba, as a good prospect toward great expectations, partly underlined by the fact that you are pulling good traction countrywide as you traverse her corners campaigning to defeat Agnes Zani or Liz Ongoro for ODM SG, I want to take this opportunity to hope you can be taught a few lessons by way of warning. I will use popular illustrations. I had proposed this stuff when you were appointed minister by Raila in the dying days of the GCG, and, in my opinion, you walked with such a swagger, that I could not hide a chuckle of: salaala! fella is full of own sense of self importance! Bloody Hell! That note of surprise was because on a critical take, I could not see the joy in joining a rotten cabinet to a coalition which was tottering on the brink of collapse! An invitation to a funeral is no case for joy, unless there is a widow to be inherited of course, and the joyous invitee already has an MOU with the spectacular widow! (But one second thoughts, when one is a Mpig, one will likely have the priorities of a Mpig! Exit Long Term Vision!)So I thought, young Ababu needs a kicking punch to his solar plexus, to set him right if not wake his wits up! But well, we teachers do not punch our leading students. We whip them, pinch their ears, and rebuke them in public. In the end, Tawfiq, I do not think there is any ordinary Kenyan who remembers you as Minister of Sport or whatever it was in the GCG, leave alone which legacy you left there! But people like me do, because we are paid to remember past events! What I do not remember is anything you achieved then. NB: At a later date I will also take you to task on what you achieved as Chair of the Legal Commission in the 10th Parliament! What was that about, when the PNU wing, together with ODM turn-coats, teamed up to removed you? That legal affairs was a powerful commission you chaired, and there should be evidence of achievement for a young talent. Remind me later, boy. Second warning.Of course you have a full plate: Chairman of PAC, Mpig, those other things, and now, if all goes well, soon ODM SG. That is a lot of hay on the fork. Perhaps a lot of dry meat which could fill the mouth, and difficult to chew because not enough saliva can be generated to grease the the payload? But it is not better on the other side neither, where Onyango Oloo is seeking to combine Chairmanship of the Lake Basin with SG TNA.It is called administrative greed leading to possible overstretch, with the consequence of underperformance. ---The same is also true for nominated senators Ongoro and Zani, governor Joho or Oparanya, or Otuoma, or anybody else who is elsewhere administratively fully occupied, but is gunning for a party executive position. It appears party officialdom must be public prominents with already full plates and packed agenda. Greed as I said. ....... But these are not the specific warnings I wanted to import on you today. No, the lesson I want to impart, will mention three or so powerful Names: William Ruto; Saitoti George; Martha Karua, and Amos Kimunya. 1. WILLIAM ‘’SAMOEI’’ ARAP RUTOHave you watched WILLIAM Ruto of late. For example in the clip in which he is warning corrupt government officials, that they will not be tolerated. Have you seen how dull his eyes are? How lifeless he seems? How ignoble and ignorable he all sounds and seems? This is the most fiery, or what used to be the most fiery politician in Kenya. -----Catch him INTERNALLY fully integrated in 2007 DECEMBER, the day he was denouncing the Kibaki rigging at KICC, with Martha Karua on the opposite side. Compare that fire to the tame, passionless creature you saw the other day making motions condemning corruption which, everywhere you look in the country, is staring back at you with impunity, daring you to do your worst. So what happened to make the Great William Ruto no more than a flaccid, shrunken dick threatening a yearning nymphomaniac? Where did the fire go? Where did this deflated dead thing come from? Which tranquiliser did they jab into his thinking, into his passions, to domesticate him thus, like a castrated bull? Who is this pathetic almost irrelevant creature masquerading as the VP?Or do you think we are watching the real William Ruto, Ababu? A William Ruto who can not face the nation and talk the Westgate Mall Siege straight? A William Ruto no better than the lying Gen. Karangi and the shallow Ole Lenku?That is your homework Ababu: no 1. Where is William Ruto and what happened to him? That we now only watch the remains of the Great.... Second: MARTHA WANGARI KARUA.A few days ago, Martha Karua broke her self-imposed silence following her electoral defeat March 2013, to criticise the Jubilee reign so far. Now, a trip down memory lane. Earlier on in 2012! - Do you get the hint Ababu? ---INEFFECTIVE, INEFFECTUAL CRITICISM. My Martha was once a cabinet minister here AND HERE is a mean man tearing down my beloved Martha, feeding her to the dogs. www.kenya-today.com/opinion/2007-infamies-martha-karua-owes-kenyans-an-a-pology That is when the going appeared good, and her fortunes realisable within the rotten framework, she played hardball, for the status quo! And then, the writer goes on with a fearsome lung to the jugular of Martha Karua. Could a mean man write such an epitaph on your tour of duty as chairman of the legal affairs commission in the dead 10th parliament? These current confusions eg: 1. can senate committees call thieving governors to order? 2. can parliament summon thieving members of the JS? 3. can openly thieving high level executives like Ndung’u of CBK just stay in office using the law to defend their robbery like that….. Did it not occur to you young guys who read law, to read the bills and detect defects to correct? ---And if you did, and no consensus was found, why do we not read of these in the many columns you guys write? Title eg ---THE STRUGGLE FOR INTEGRITY IN PUBLIC OFFICE IN KENYA. The Defeat of a moral revival in the 10th parliament. Back to now: You are now the chairman of PAC, and one of the biggest scandals ever is the SGR. May be you are making compromises and cutting deals which look sensible now, only that, a few years down the line when you will be gunning for bigger things, your eyes on further horizons, you could be in the position of Martha Karua above, as somebody demands an apology for your dismal duplicity's when you could have struck a blow against corruption! [NSSF, NCPB, NHIF, SGR, KMC…..] So as you acquire ballast, Ababu, look around you and learn the lessons of public memory. And how deals and deeds from the past can trip your future, in the future. That is when you could criticise something, and do not sound convincing like Martha Karua criticising Uhuruto for corruption now ---what did you do when you had power? Asks Wanjiku with devastating scepticism 3. AMOS KIMUNYANow let us tackle Amos Kimunya. Former transport, former Finance Minister. On the surface of it, a capable man who, at the height of his powers, was even in the running for the Kibaki succession. Would-be President Amos Kimunya! EARLIER ON: ---The Regency deal was reached during a meeting between Kibaki of Kenya and Gaddafi of Libya. An underhand deal. Anyway this man Kimunya Amos, on his route down to the sewer, was summoned by the parliamentary committee on investement to come and shed light on key aspects of the Standard Gauge Railway. www.the-star.co.ke/news/article-149409/pic-summons-kimunya-kinyua-over-rail-deal First he refused: He threw a tantrum he would not appear. Then when he appeared, he threw more tantrums. Is he really okay in the head? This is of course the Kimunya of the Grand Regency Hotel irregularity above. That one already a possible jail term. So what happened from a possible President to this undignified piece of scum we saw before Parliament? How did Amos ‘’the Promise’’ Kimunya unravel into this pitiable grotesque? Ababu Namwamba, this is another lesson I want you to learn. I want you to take a look at Kimunya, he was once the man, the promise. And Lord, did he not have the boisterous swagger to go with it?! This is what happens to bubbles, Ababu. I want you to learn early. Kiboko yako.4. GEORGE SAITOTI.Last lesson for today: Our George of the ‘’Professor Kimya’’ infamy. You know Ababu, George was arguable our best of the best in Math, for several generations. And the professor of politics Danial Arap Moi, did one of the most extraordinary things in Kenya I can remember. He appointed a young exceptional mind, Nobel price case, to finance. Brain cell for brain cell, Moi had pinpointed a technocratic fort of competence, he had consulted heavenly intelligence. Ababu, talk about Kibaki as a broken promise! But methinks they do not break harder than Prof. George! By the time he dropped dead out of the sky, the most brilliant math-mind Kenya ever produced had nothing to show for it in public service, though his private account easily would compete Bill Gates! So many Kenyans shrugged: good riddance Saitoti is dead. One more great thief gone. The professor of Politics himself had reached the conclusion long ago that prof. George was a toy dog, and treated him accordingly so. Poor dead George. [As for Kibaki as a broken promise, I believe I have addressed this somewhere else, Kibaki at 81 or something like that. ---While his agemates of equivalent economic prowess became the architects of industrialisation for their countries, Mwai Kibaki became a professional beggar [as long-standing minister of Finance who had tied Kenya to debt servitude by overseeing large scale state theft], and later an electoral and commercial thief who drove his country to the edge of the abyss in 2007/8] Ababu wa Nereah, that was our tutorial for today. Learn young, no need for you later to cry: I wish I knew. Wacha niwe kama mamako nikufundishe, usije ukafundishue baadaye na ulimuengu. For then, it would be a dead lesson! I will be back to whip your ass some more. Or just kick your balls! Good, be nice to the lady!
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Post by jakaswanga on Feb 20, 2014 23:40:34 GMT 3
Eh, Ababu! you people are expanding the party positions so that there are no losers? Bribing would-be losers from decamping to other outfits? I remember the GCG was so expanded that the cabinet consisted of more than half the parliament: 44 ministers and 80 assistant ministers! ---Do you remember your opinion then Ababu?
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Post by mwalimumkuu on Feb 21, 2014 4:38:46 GMT 3
Eh, Ababu! you people are expanding the party positions so that there are no losers? Bribing would-be losers from decamping to other outfits? I remember the GCG was so expanded that the cabinet consisted of more than half the parliament: 44 ministers and 80 assistant ministers! ---Do you remember your opinion then Ababu? Jakaswanga, Here is the poor guys tweet earlier this evening. See what you make of it. He was on Citizen TVs Cheche yesterday, he didn't sound very happy about the idea of expanding the secretariat as proposed. But one thing for sure, I do not think Baba thinks highly of the guy any more, reason why Dr. Zani is being rammed down 'our' throats. With the new structure, even if the guy wins, Zani as his deputy will be more powerful. ~~ Mwalimumkuu @nyumbakubwa ~~
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Post by jakaswanga on Feb 24, 2014 22:52:51 GMT 3
You are an HVT, Ababu. A HIGH VALUE TARGET. The Megalomaniac of a Grand Mullah, the former JSC con-man and alleged Lord Protector of CJ Mutunga, the celebrity Ahmednassir Abdulahi, finds it worth his valuable time (you know how much he bills per/hour, eh?) to give you free advice (pro bono you guys call it?). ---Quit ODM and join Jubilee! And get economically on as a bonus, he goes at you! This Grandest of Mullahs, after his ejection from the lucrative JSC (of the sitting allowance scam), has found new bread-winning as a part-time talent scout for Jubilee, and apparently the commission expected (in being an agent of your transfer from CORD to JUBILEE) is hefty enough to warrant the Mullah’s honed instincts toward butter! You should see that as a compliment, Mr. Namwamba. A great compliment. Whether you are being misadvised or being presented with a poisoned chalice by the Grandmullah, it indicates you are viewed as potential enough, that is threat enough, to warrant a plot for co-option or neutralisation. The most accomplished wheeling and dealing profit-maker in town is betting on you! –Waauw! May be the best last deal of his dwindling fortunes he reckons, who knows! (Remember this Mullah is one rumoured to have been the CJ’s mentor in his first clueless months in office! So he has played the game of patronage right at the top! ---Infant CJ in an infant court should go swallow some growth hormones first, he ordered!) So you got it alright Ababu. The curse of ability. So, before you dismiss him offhand, look … When Kenyatta Jnr. hands over to Ruto after a decade, what do you want to answer when he overdoes his father at the Uhuru Park celebrations and parodies Snr.'s cry at Bildad Kaggia: --- ‘’Hey, Ababu Namwamba! What have you done for yourself!? Still riding a motorcycle around town as an opposition Mpig! Look at your age mate Kipchumba Murkomem! He sucked my shit and now owns Turkana oil wells and half of Juba! You should have crawled on your knees to me when I sent the Grandmullah to you! ---Fool!’’You catch the joke Tawfiq!? What do they say in Mombasa? that it is the tree of fruit, that receives blows to its stem? Good lesson eh!?
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Post by jakaswanga on Mar 3, 2014 21:13:38 GMT 3
WHEN FATE COMES KNOCKING!
Now, thou Tawfiq of Nereah of Amadi, let us keep a cool head here, and use a fine-comb to situate these events in the political context of a power elite not faithful to any particular vision,nor ideology. You Mpigs, MCAs and the host of delegates drawn from the fraternity of the major political parties such as were gathered at Kisarani, belong to the looting class that have sidelined the Serem commission which was meant to temper the greed of the political class. So, at Kasarani, we are looking at a storm in a tea cup. Kasarani was a family affair, and the goons in black a mercenary sub-altern [lumpen] class whose natural mode of expression under the conditions of ideological poverty, is thuggery. A mirror image of the top. Birds of the same feather.
We therefore had one wing of a threatened bandit bourgeoisie revealing its primitive instincts in concert with the thuggish orientation of a hired mercenary lumpem, to thwart an elementary democratic process not to their liking. This was a quarrel in which the majority of Kenyans were not represented, and that is why I characterise it a storm in a tea-cup, an elite family affair with distant cousins brought in to colour the occasion. ---The bandit bourgeoisie, or the comprador class to which you belong, Ababu, have no longer a positive historical role to play in the development of Kenya. They have arrived too late on the stage of history.
Now that the historical context in enunciated. Let us dumb down to more palatable kaders. Ethnicity and SURVIVAL politics.
Well, Onyango Oloo locked the thread on which I proposed to handle the anxieties of Luo nationalism, so I will write something here which belongs there.
You are obviously a whirlwind, Mr. Namwamba. There is something about your candidacy which has revealed you a man far above his generation. And characteristically, fate has brought you a devil’s alternative. ---More about that later.
You have forced the old soldier to tear out his own bowels, as if in a seppuku ritual. For, for a man of such political pedigree like Raila to be reduced to complicity with hired goons running helter-skelter in a nationally televised hall of what should have been a celebration of –his positioning as the candidate of--- democracy, destroying ballots and inflicting damage on property and people, is for him to be captive to a morbid, pathological, suicidal fear.
Here is my theory: The most backward wing of Luo nationalism laid his head siege, and in a psychotic hostage scene, had him identify with them like a broken hostage: JAKOM JOGI YOMBI GI PARTY! Wan ok wanyal yie Mudavadi nyadiriyo! ---Jaduong’ these people snatching the party away from you; a successful re-run of the sponsored Mudavadi scenario!
SOLD! Raila lost his nerve, given he realistically only has one shot left in his gun. And so came the goons, since Aladwa and Kajwang’ would not dare pull that thing off on their own without their asses covered all the way.
Imagine, Mr. Namwamba, the venom-impregnated rage parked in Kajwang’s heart when he calls you a Jubilee mole. Imagine the evil hate that has corroded Aladwa’s mind to have him descend into this depth of insanity. Imagine the pathology which has broken down the minds of some these Luos around Raila, that they hire goons to destroy everything, ruin the image of the party before the nation live on TV!
This kind of irrationality needs a careful explanation. I say a suicide in public is a warning, a dark warning, even as it is a desperate cry for help. As comically theatrical as the MIBs were, these are scenes from a totally bankrupt political mindset. Those who authored this thing, those who condoned it before hand, must never get anywhere near state power. ---For the state is organised violence, and such ferocity as is embedded in its power, must never placed in the hands of a goon mentality. --------------------------------------- SO WHAT ARE YOU YOURSELF ABOUT? PRAY TELL, OH ABABU!
So what are we having here? Why has your popularity and elevation to ODM-SG rendered the royal wing of Luo nationalism irrational? Why do their strategists suffer epileptic paroxysms at your name?
I know: It is the death of their careers, full stop. It is a political execution. A social collapse in the material sense, then a loss of face more terrible than the worst failure in life. In you they see a yawning grave with their coffins resting in peace, awaiting the dust to dust ritual. Never underestimate the will power of a dying man to live.
BUT, WHAT IS THIS HULLABALOO THAT YOU ARE A TNA MOLE? That you are a Ruto protégée, a sleeper or Manchurian candidate within the ODM?
This cacophony has forced me to bring forth a teaching aid out of the closet, an aid which I was still hiding for later, since I did not think the current syllabus had need of it. But given the fiasco at Kasarani, and the perpetual shouting from courtiers that you are a spoiler project, I find my hand forced: That teaching aid is MUSALIA MUDAVADI!
Now Ababu, during your recent campaigns, you would have noticed you struck a cord with the masses (even if not with the party establishment). But why? O Why, Tawfiq? Could it be because the masses MUSE you could be different, that within you is not yet harboured a cynical dead heart, led only by self interest, full of scheming treachery like the rest they know? Why do even the youth of Nyanza root for you against the wishes of the party establishment? (the Siaya ODM youth endorsed your candidature!). Could it be because they GAMBLE you will fight their corner genuinely? If these be true, then it means you have become a prisoner of an ideal. You have become a glimpse of hope, you have whetted the appetites for a good tomorrow. You have become a heir to a certain heavy button. You have been set on a pedestal far above your peers and seniors. You have been set up by fate, to be a great hope which must turn out to be a great traitor, or evolve into a great fulfilment. Your destiny is to achieve, fight to realise the dreams you have aroused, or betray them like your peers and seniors gone before you. Are you a fad, a fake? Or are you for real!? This is the trap your popularity has sprung upon you. And you can not avoid its resolution. And all of it, open in the sunlight. For this is a drama which wont enact in the dark!
I had not imagined it would come this early, this inevitable pinning against the wall with a sword to your neck, --this devils alternative which is the fate of all peoples’ heroes, and differentiates the pretenders from the genuine ones!
If you be a project, can you knife Raila in the back and be you? When Uhuruto courts you, is it not obvious their purpose is to use you to exorcise the nightmare Raila, who ever since their ascendancy to the presidency, they have tried failingly to neutralise? Were you to do that, would you not be political litter like the current Musalia Mudavadi? In other words, would the makeover from a great promising talent, peoples hero, to the great traitor and political wh-ore, not expend all your popularity, such that your political value be diminished to zero? ---Where are the Muskari Kombos of this world now? For instance.
A good politician recognises a trap instinctively. He is like an animal in the wild, living on its evolutionary wits in the jungle. A shark senses a drop of blood 5km away in the wide ocean. Birds, 1000km away from the epicentre of a Tsunami quake, take off instantly in escape flight from a shallow island in the way later to be submerged.
I will take the risk and bet you are too young, and of too much good instinct, to sell and expend yourself away as a Judas. That you are not yet desperate, not yet rotten enough, not yet life-beaten enough, to opt for treachery as your ladder up the political scales. And certainly, not when the Jesus to whom you would be the Judas, is Raila Amollo Odinga.
I am comfortable your future is not Musalia Mudavadi, and certainly not Muskari Kombo! You see, you wouldn’t live that long after a proven Judas scenario that imploded the ODM. That is the lesson I did not really want to teach. But you know reality, does not obey the orderly plans in our minds!
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Post by jakaswanga on Mar 8, 2014 17:07:37 GMT 3
THE PARABLE OF THE COOK OR WATCHMAN NATION!Dumbing it down some, we could say every major ethnic group in Kenya, is trying to hoist its JUNK PROUDUCT, to the helm. Trying to have her son be president. These junks are then branded for sale in the open [voters] market. In the foreseeable future the Gikuyus have brand Muthamaki, the Luos Agwambo, the Kalenjin Samoei, and the Kambas Mr. Clean Kalonzo. There is of course plenty of life in the plotting shadows, but later with those. Mudavadi, the would be Luhya junk entry, has proven too exceptionally junkish to be worth even a passing mention in the parade of trash. The Luhya nation I deliberate, are painfully on the look-out for a presentable Junk who can be competitively branded. Wamalwa and Wetangula are at best running mates of the use and discard type, men of no consequence like every body’s favourite uncle Moody Awori, and this is why I think there is a deep craving amongst the Luhya, for a formidable son. A presentable Junk who can make a decisive run. I will posit this is part of the mystique of young Ababu Namwamba. Why everybody is out to kill him off. Or, on the other side, why a whole generation is noticing him and asking. Independent of his will, the donkey is yoked! and whipped to discipline. Unworkable? off to the butchery in Naivasha! ---Sold meat! The big [ethnic] groups are used to dividing and conquering Luhya votes, gobbling them much like a marauding army on spoils. The Luhya, I swear, do not like the stereotype image of everbody’s cook or shamba boy; it even forced a group of clan elders to poke their noses in the marriage of the Shebeshes, a national joke of sorts. That may be the couple have an understanding like Hilary and Bill Clinton, is of course beyond the scope of this tribal machismo of ours. –We are down on the dumb, mates, bear with me a moment. This waiting for the Unifier of the Luhya nation, is part of the the excitement generated by the promise of Ababu Namwamba. Dare the Westerners think, he could just be the All Luhya candidate in the making? The long awaited prophesy and dream? hmmmm That is why D-Pork Ruto would be comfortable to have him ruined, have him known as nothing but a Jubilee Mole. Mole diminishes Ababu, shrinks him into a man of no character, the usual doomed to be Raila’s cook or Ruto’s shamba boy. Uhuru Kenyatta too would be comfortable with an Ababu negatively fixed public esteem, and thus damaged goods, thwarted dreams. It would mean should Jubilee break up, there still would be no emerged unifier of the Luhya vote, and so he could prop up Wamalwa and resuscitate Mudavadi in the battle for Western. An emerged Ababu is a unified Luhya vote is a presidential candidate, not a puppet to be manipulated. Raila too is game. A discredited Ababu becomes neither a threat nor a loss on defection from ODM. ---So for all dominant power players, Ababu must only grow so far, but never horns. He must be reduced to a test-tube politician as the Grandmullah Ahmednassir calls such. SO, MR NAMWAMBA.. methinks …Instinctively all these big guns are out to destroy you, Ababu. The eventuality of you rising as an independent youthful leader to the possible fate of national prominence on equal if not superior footing to them, is an outcome they have to quash. Correctly they dread it as their demise. You know them Ababu, no holes barred. Like a gang of pimpish blacks in the hood chanced upon a lost white, naïve girl, they will team work you in a shattering orgy of double penetrations at every entry, until at the end of the game, torn and used broken, you are back to cook or shamba boy. Tamed back to your feudal prison of serf, subservient to royalty and the aristocracy.I think you can turn the tables and slay all these dragons, and Raila should just be the first Goliath floored. Uhuru and Ruto next in the domino chain. That is if your balls do not crawl and shrink when the enemy sword is put to your throat, with the glint of a shark on the attack for a look in the eye. Yield or die. Dead meat. Be the peoples servant Ababu, be the peoples Shamba Boy. Worship godess Wanjiku in your political practice and decision making, and watch her reward you much blessed. …or… Sell your ass to one or other faction of the elite, some branded junk, and watch us join in the gang rape of your every hole and only soul! Hahaha! My boss never liked my teaching aids. He thought them vulgar and horrible. But my students never need revisions to learn their lessons. Fist touch is a homerun! And I am sure you get me deep, thy comprador goon. I can not dumb it any more down!
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Post by jakaswanga on Mar 22, 2014 9:40:54 GMT 3
Here I go at it again Tawfiq. We want to make a Teflon don of you, seeing a bitter, morbidly disenchanted constituency within your party is out for the Samson option. --Raila is ODM. No Home Team No ODM they chant. For them it is Raila or death for the ODM. And for you? Tawfiq, I guess and work from the premise, it is ODM is bigger than us all. Bigger than Ababu, bigger than Raila, bigger than the Fishermen who lay claim of ownership to her. ODM is like the ANC. Founders could be a century dead before she comes to power, but meanwhile, it is the most effective mass party defining the public agenda and setting the political pace and future.I can always stand corrected of course, should that ANC quip be an imagination too wild! But first: Revision is a holy word in the trade I profess. It helps imprint, though it is basically repetition. And that is a proven powerful learning device. So once again, here are the remains of Amos Kimunya. I use that … deliberately as a dead pun, the remains of... Since our last encounter with the former minister, he has taken a bundle more furlongs down the gutter. Sinking that deep, he becomes even a more effective lesson hitherto, on the pitfalls of a wrong self-image ---delusions of grandeur; or the vanity of ambitions fueled by raw greed. Kimunya was a petty thief who saw power as his big break, who saw high public office as his chance to hit the big times, like the predecessors Kenyatta Moi and Kibaki. And now he thuds to the ash heap of history with a sickening echo, an echo I want you, Ababu, to hear and ponder as a study material. 3. AMOS KIMUNYANow let us tackle Amos Kimunya. Former transport, former Finance Minister. On the surface of it, a capable man who, at the height of his powers, was even in the running for the Kibaki succession. Would-be President Amos Kimunya! EARLIER ON: ---The Regency deal was reached during a meeting between Kibaki of Kenya and Gaddafi of Libya. An underhand deal. Anyway this man Kimunya Amos, on his route down to the sewer, was summoned by the parliamentary committee on investement to come and shed light on key aspects of the Standard Gauge Railway. www.the-star.co.ke/news/article-149409/pic-summons-kimunya-kinyua-over-rail-deal First he refused: He threw a tantrum he would not appear. Then when he appeared, he threw more tantrums. Is he really okay in the head? This is of course the Kimunya of the Grand Regency Hotel irregularity above. That one already a possible jail term. So what happened from a possible President to this undignified piece of scum we saw before Parliament? How did Amos ‘’the Promise’’ Kimunya unravel into this pitiable grotesque? Ababu Namwamba, this is another lesson I want you to learn. I want you to take a look at Kimunya, he was once the man, the promise. And Lord, did he not have the boisterous swagger to go with it?! This is what happens to bubbles, Ababu. I want you to learn early. Kiboko yako. AMOS KIMUNYA FOOTNOTES:Ababu, I was taking you through a tutorial on character and public office, and one of our fat examples of ‘some motherlands do really have ‘em’, is this scumbag called Amos Kimunya. Well, luck is with him, he is only being accused of stealing 25 acres of land! Which by land-grabbing Kenyan standards set by the likes of the former presidents, is nothing. So he may get off lightly, relying on ‘class sympathy’ since if he goes to jail, he will surely die there, unless he buys the Cholmodeley Dalamere treatment. www.standardmedia.co.ke/thecounties/article/2000106903/eacc-officials-arrest-kimunya-over-alleged-public-land-scamAnd we read Here is a nice insight into his character, typifying The national character of his ilk at the top! HIS ILK not YOUR ilk I said Ababu. --Ask me what makes me so sure you are different !? we shall call it the Tawfiq exceptionalism! The minister just allocated himself public land. Just like that, as Usual in Kenya. You can do it in China too, but when you are caught like Kimunya is, you will be read your Miranda, then hanged from those long-necked mechanical shovels on excavation sites. That is the kind of man who was refusing to appear before a parliamentary investment committee! Yes, the kind of man who would rather die than resign, and was sloted by Kibaki for finance! ---we assume Kibaki carried out a vetting and Kimunya passed! To replace David Mwiraria! Obviously the interests of the public was not Mwai Kibaki’s concern in this appointment ---the Othaya goon and his court wanted a thief at finance! Yes Ababu, of course you all knew Kimunya was a thief in the last parliament. And this land, is just, as they say, the tip of the iceberg. ---That is Kibaki’s court consisting of men of supposed calibre like Nick Wanjohi cleared Kimunya for the ministry of finance, while he as already a thief at ministry of Lands. ( I worked on that detail for a while to get a picture of how folks were vetted under those GCG days. The question is, how many of you Mpigs did he/they bribe to shut up? --We keeping a vigil on Jubilee's Charity now! There are many cheap thieves who have used public [lands] office to hit the big times and not lived to rue the day, so what is it about Amos Kimunya that undoes him Ababu? –that one will need an in depth charge into character. (later). Charity is well advised to be modest!it is them days that changed! Coming up, Picking up the pieces from Kasarani: the aborted Ababu ascension to SG ODM
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Post by jakaswanga on Mar 22, 2014 10:21:21 GMT 3
THE ABORTED ABABU ASCENDANCY IN ODM.
Ababu wuod Nereah nyar Amadi Yo, a few weeks ago you were on the verge of capturing a key position in the chief opposition party of the republic. Of enthusiasm your campaign lacked not. Of dynamism, goodwill and hope, your campaign lacked not. Nor cash for that matter, for helicopter rides in Kenya do not come cheap in Kenya. There is no escaping that was what I was thinking of when I wrote the following above:You start riding choppers you have not paid for in cash, the bill will come around some time later. Not that you always have to pay, but the only other option of character would be to kill the debt collector. If the game is power. After the looting Oligarchs had sponsored him to power assuming him a malleable puppet, Vladimir Putin summoned them the next day and read them the new law. I say jump you jump. You don't you die. Some of them laughed at this lowly KGB agent talking big. They had not reckoned some Russians actually love Russia, and, in pathological fashion.(Just spinning a yarn guys, relax!)
Then, to continue our tale Ababu, during the National delegates conference, nobles of your party whose names are in the public domain, and whom you yourself have fingered, orchestrated an act of sacrilege in the now famous Men in Black episode at Kasarani. Consequence is now the party is, if not dead, definitely in coma at the ICU. Her leader is nursing a nervous breakdown abroad, and the appointed caretaker is a warrior waned; one within whom all the fight has now evaporated. ----He has other priorities but, best shot at national service for him if you ask me, is that he surely would be better employed writing his memoirs, or tied down in the cellars chronicling party history for the national archives. In active politics, Professor Peter is now just one more spare wheel Agwambo burst in his stormy runs####; and no retread will suffice for the jagged pot-holes facing ODM ahead. Nyon’go is now a political corpse Ababu. Let ODM burry him with respect, like Putin buried Viktor Yanukovych of Ukraine with respect the other day, even as he called him the legitimate head of state.
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Post by jakaswanga on Mar 23, 2014 16:16:53 GMT 3
THE ABORTED ABABU ASCENDANCY IN ODM.
Ababu wuod Nereah nyar Amadi Yo, a few weeks ago you were on the verge of capturing a key position in the chief opposition party of the republic. Of enthusiasm your campaign lacked not. Of dynamism, goodwill and hope, your campaign lacked not. Nor cash for that matter, for helicopter rides in Kenya do not come cheap in Kenya. There is no escaping that was what I was thinking of when I wrote the following above:You start riding choppers you have not paid for in cash, the bill will come around some time later. Not that you always have to pay, but the only other option of character would be to kill the debt collector. If the game is power. After the looting Oligarchs had sponsored him to power assuming him a malleable puppet, Vladimir Putin summoned them the next day and read them the new law. I say jump you jump. You don't you die. Some of them laughed at this lowly KGB agent talking big. They had not reckoned some Russians actually love Russia, and, in pathological fashion.(Just spinning a yarn guys, relax!)
Then, to continue our tale Ababu, during the National delegates conference, nobles of your party whose names are in the public domain, and whom you yourself have fingered, orchestrated an act of sacrilege in the now famous Men in Black episode at Kasarani. Consequence is now the party is, if not dead, definitely in coma at the ICU. Her leader is nursing a nervous breakdown abroad, and the appointed caretaker is a warrior waned; one within whom all the fight has now evaporated. ----He has other priorities but, best shot at national service for him if you ask me, is that he surely would be better employed writing his memoirs, or tied down in the cellars chronicling party history for the national archives. In active politics, Professor Peter is now just one more spare wheel Agwambo burst in his stormy runs####; and no retread will suffice for the jagged pot-holes facing ODM ahead. Nyon’go is now a political corpse Ababu. Let ODM burry him with respect, like Putin buried Viktor Yanukovych of Ukraine with respect the other day, even as he called him the legitimate head of state. ###see foot note on this: -----to be contineud: ABABU ON THE SPOT LIGHT, A Jukwaa special. I had decided to be pre-occupied with you this weekend, Ababu, before the likes the rogues b6k, Patriotism, NowayHaha, Omundu decided in Ukraine lies some lessons we must learn as a priority. Later, I left the bar early because the Congolese group was doing two club shifts, and our usual was the first fix, so by midnight they were off to the second gig. I did not follow them, but retired early, so that I could wake up early, and get done with you ---comprador scum! So, LET ME KID YOU A BIT, Tawfiq wuo Nerea nyar Amadi …. On the fortunes of your ODM. In a sense, you are a pretender to a sinking throne, Ababu. You must therefore at least be possessed of the idea, that you can reverse the fortunes of this throne, consolidate her mien, expand her wings ever the wider unto other dominions, and, in other words, concoct a massive voter majority somewhere in the future. –That, is some herculean work cut. Yet you have the disadvantage of being a lawyer without revolutionary experience. This means your are a constitutional fundamentalist for whom the phrase ‘’the historical limitations of litigation’’, has no meaning, relevance nor resonance in your heart. But I am afraid it soon must. Take a look: www.nation.co.ke/news/politics/ODM-rivals-in-fresh-demands/-/1064/2254348/-/13oaue2z/-/index.htmlIn this your ODM now, one faction will call elections, another will go to court for an injunction. One faction will contest the credibility of the current office bearers to oversee the new elections, the other will say it is okay with them. One factions says Tit, the other Tats, and yet another Tuut! The magistrates of Kenya being what they are, ---remembering how rich the JSC scammers got rich just farting on comfortable seats---, will see money and let the soap run its course. The other –ruling- side too may just see an opportunity to hijack the competition, and by hook or crook render the opposition mute. The public will move on with their sympathy and leave you ODM wretchs to it. The Parisian mob will find some new temporary love, and screwy life go on. You and Agnes Zani fwacking up in court, Ababu, drowning in litigation, will be relegated to background entertainment as Kenyans go about their business; you know, Ababu and Zani will be like a mad woman and man making out frantically at Kisumu stend, obscene but amusingly tolerable, because their minds are gone ---else where sense does not reside. And we are a pre-mental-asylum civilisation. Ha! To be continued…
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Post by jakaswanga on Mar 23, 2014 16:54:36 GMT 3
The Ababu Jukwaa special continued, Episode II.My problem, why I find the time to blog this long on your case, Ababu, is that I am not ready to see you being destroyed so easily (especially by a primitive faction of comprador Luo nationalism which is a leadership unto darkness --- we will later call this the Aladwa think-tank: Raila = ODM and ODM = Raila). Importantly too, there is not much talent amongst you, the general comprador class running Kenya. You are mostly scum, running dogs, scumbags, sh!tsacks and other slimy sub-species of the thieving class of political animals who graze post-colonial treasuries. A wise one must thus nurture and be economical with RELATIVE high potentials like the Ababu Namwambas of this bandit-infested ruling class. Times are hard for Mother Afrika and we cast desperate lots. A schoolmaster by trade, I am trying to shape a rough diamond into a stellar carat jewel. Occasionally, some aspects of that process must of necessity be cruel and ruthless. This is my business with you, and hopefully it is Kenya’s business too, that a comprador of relative calibre rise to the top. I am that out of options, imagine! Uhuruto are in power as the Jubilee coalition, and it is already indisputable to some of us that, even if minimally defined as Public Wage bill –leave alone Industrialisation, the national agenda is outside the scope of these capos. They are merely a lesson in slow-motion failure – Digital Dynamic Duo they claim to be!Well, thinking about it, your ODM too is but a lesson in rapid self-destruction, and as an opposition party, an epic lesson in incompetence. Both government and opposition are thus clueless. I am that out of compliments, imagine. Perhaps you Mpigs deserve to be executed en masse. That is what hogs or Mpigs are bred for after all. The abattoir. Let me give you an example of your lack revolutionary understanding: ---Just the other day, in accordance with the political parties funding act, the ODM received millions from the overburdened treasury. A few days later at Kasarani, the ODM spent as ;)much as the Jumboree Cabinet at their recent Mount Kenya retreat. Both occasions much publicised in the background of the ran-away public expenditure on ‘’luxury’’! NB: The Standard newspaper has since apologised for the atrocious figure quoted, an apology which I think is due much more to the paper lacking a savvy economic intelligence unit. What really was THE COST OF THE SECURITY to turn the MK Club into an Al-Shabaab-proof fort? Anybody have a going figure? [It may just make the difference of why MoF Rotich was overruled for security reasons, in his recent belt-tightening memoranda] ---But that is a detail beside the point for now. The point is, the ODM, the would-be party of moral high ground, spent an ‘equivalent amount’ of public money at Kasarani, then deliberately botched it. That is, a party contender for power committed a willful act of fraud and treason, (which is the rule in Kenya you may reason) but, know thee, there are legal infrastructures thinkable, workable, practicable, where a charge and conviction the death sentence would be hung around your piggish necks [no figure of speech there, Ababu. I am talking the national interest, and my historical experience is, that is a ruthless business. Not every nation, is led by jokers like you scum who steal 30% GDP). 30% GDP lost to graft Ababu. And Kenyan children starve like some scene out of biblical pestilence! (I call you scumbugs anyday). So I do want to introduce you to this possibility: The death sentence for electoral fraud, for starters. You see, because you are a smart alec Nairobi lawyer, the idea of people being sentenced to death because it is proved THEY DELIBERATELY SQUANDERED PUBLIC FUNDS, AND IN A PROCESS TO DERAIL DEMOCRACY, is not something you can possibly consider as a historical alternative, and a progressive legal reform. Actually the execution of riggers has been pretty common place in the evolution of ‘’NON RIGGING’’ political cultures. Kenya, where everything IS rigged, from national exams [leaked for money], to all electoral processes questionable, could perhaps make a case for experimenting with such draconian resorts to dealing with riggers and leakers! Hmmm, we could put that to a referendum you know. See what other Kenyans say, when you pump your chest and bleat: ‘ ’I Ababu Namwamba, as ODM SG, will marshall the party to propose the death sentence to those who organise the rigging of elections. Because I define rigging as treason, the stealing away of the peoples will!’’HAHAHA! THE PEOPLES WILL! Don’t elites tremble in fear at what it could be! But in this respect, methinks, I have to treat you Nairobi constitutionalists as babies, as some kind of virgins whose minds have not yet come to terms with the possibility of … well, should we say a ruthless thrust of sword to cut down both ‘’the culture of rigging and the institutionalisation of impunity’’? The slogan RIG AND DIE would be too much, too shocking to the colony of Mpigs called Parliamentary Nairobi. Hmmm, the current elite is infant, innocent really, unaware of other historical currents that also can come to pass. That is how this rampant, insidious impunity at the top of our political system can be explained. It is stooled on a feeling of elite historical invincibility, an illusion of infallibility typical of a well to do oligarchy and nobility. Total immunity from everything negative. Given this diagnosis, I am inclined to make only childish, pedagogical demands of you ---the comprador blue-eyed boy. The fall-outs, were I to treat you as adults capable of absorbing the full dose, would be mighty unpalatable. Unpalatable to who? Some must ask! Next: Can your TEAM FRESH exonerate the ODM from the grip of the Luo loyalist, retarded fascist scum, and the party survive?
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Post by jakaswanga on Mar 23, 2014 17:40:12 GMT 3
Focus on Ababu. The Jukwaa special, Episode IIIaCAN YOU EXPELL THE LAKE SCUM FROM THE PARTY AND SURVIVE? (a position in two episodes) What name or epithet do you give to the men who organised and sponsored the Men in Black rampage on democracy at Kasarani, Ababu. Do you want to call them honourable members? Do you want them treated with respect, waiting for their mea culpa? Or what are these reconciliation talks about? --Haha, I have heard tell, that in politics there is no such thing as permanent enemies, merely divergent interests. And that means every politician is mercenary. It means Mudavadi is coming back to join ODM for instance! It is a cynical rotten view, true only for rotten countries. And always sets the stage for the upheavals in the history of a land. I have just moved the motion for the execution of the perpetrators of electoral riggings in Kenya, because I deem the purpose of rigging, namely the defrauding of the peoples will, a crime punishable by death. You defraud one of his/her life, it is called murder. You defraud a whole people of their choice, you maintain the title Honourable, or even His Excellency Mr. President? --Of course yes you do remain his excellency, just like Kibaki did after 2007; but it becomes at Gun-Point, with the security forces on a shoot to kill spree. No one can rig, steal the peoples dream expressed in free will, and not enforce it by terror. Paul Kagame, Yoweri Museveni, Robert Mugabe, Bellorusian Alexander Lukashenko or Meles Zenawi of Ethiopia… there is no way about defrauding the peoples will in peace. You do, you gotta terrorise them into submission. Gun rule. It is like slavery. You need terror to keep it in place. Stealing a peoples free will is like that. A hot potato, a biting bee crawling up your rectum. (what do you think causes the paroxysm and convulsions within nations?) So my friend, I watched Kasarani. And have briefed myself on the background facts. You people [1] defrauded the taxpayer, then [2] defrauded the process, and thwarted the peoples will: a fee and fair democratic process in the open. Televised live! Primed as a seismic event in a nation wont to soil everything holy; primed as a precedent ushering in a new epoch of doing thins! –Wapi bwana! There were men in black in the shadows incase!Yawa! and there you are smiling in the happy marriage of expanded party organs, totally unaware of the crime you have committed. Totally unaware, that your case is closed. All that remains is an executioner’s swish of the axe in powerful swing. Or the voluminous rattle of the guillotine blade, intent on separating body from head, for a bit of national health! Scum, silted on the lungs of the country this. Kenya needs to cough, clear her throat, and spit out this smegma [thick mucous], that she may breath the free air of God once more. And Kenya grow tall, uncrooked. Easy Ababu, easy, am just kidding. Give or take a hint here and there. It is how I teach! What I mean is you can offload your riggers to Jubilee. You can say you stand for clean politics, and you are happy to have Kajwang’, Aladwa, Ndolo and the rest go home: Jubilee, because that is the home of riggers! So good riddance! They belong to Uhuru, the true heir to the KANU mentality they displayed at Kasaran! This is the battle for the soul and heart of ODM. This is the defining turn, and a definite path has to be chosen. The days of the hyena trying to follow two separate ways at the same time, are over. You, a pretender with the lofty name TEAM FRESH, must put something tangible on the line. Your future for instance, that even if you go down, you go down defending PRINCIPLE, defending what is right, what is proper, what is the true national interest in the long term. No, Ababu, we can not build a country where, when the results of elections are not to our liking, we dismantle the whole process by hired goons. Once in power, it can be logically projected, that it means the ODM would use the security forces to stay on top, just as Kagame, Museveni, Mugabe and the long list we know so well! ---Convince me otherwise! So rise, in defence of the due process of proper democratic rituals, and if that be the reason you are struck down, so be it. I mean you would be no precedent, if you remember what JM Kariuki died for. And a host of others that give meaning to the word STRUGGLE. …Continued …
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