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Post by jakaswanga on Mar 23, 2014 18:00:10 GMT 3
Focus on Ababu, A jukwaa special, Episode IIIb
TEAM FRESH HUH? Tawfiq!
I am kidding man, I am not goading you to be a martyr on that JM-Kariuki quip, just warning you of the consequences :Dof choices. I am also on record as pointing out that you could join Jubilee yourself, if you reckon they are the only act in town, unbeatable champs! (you remember our first instalment in this series?). So keep sane as I take you through the maze, we are just going through every tunnel. There could be several ways out. Life is full of surprises.
I assume you are not quitting ODM. You are staying the civil war. You are no quitter. You will fight to purge her, forge her anew, re-tool her into a clean and viable alternative for rule. You will sex her up as the PR-spin-word goes these days. Well, one hopes not with cosmetic surgicals and make up, the type that reduced Michael Jackson into something neither black nor white, and neither male nor female! but a failed borg from primitive labs perhaps! our Whacko Jacko!
TEAM FRESH YOU SAID: The question is then quickly asked: How fresh is Joho’s odour? That is, he is a big fish in Mombasa, and that port has been having tit-bit tales of drugs, harbour corruption, and the usual Kenyan ills. It is just a question, a healthy question. After all, the future can not be without a bit of yesterday’s ballast. It is a fine balance to be cut walked.
A fine balance, like managing the loyalist faction of retrogressive Luo nationalism voiced through Homabay senator Kajwang'. That is, the consequences of purging the sponsors of the Men in Black must now be on the table. I honestly think this is the least of your problems. You can already see how the cream of Luo-Nyanza politicians, eyeing the future, dissociated themselves from the Aladwa-Ndolo-Kajwang’ barbarism. Warned in advance, they boycotted Kasarani. They did not want to be smeared with the rot of cadaverous politics, which means they calculated, better not be seen with this Raila faction on this madness. They saw it a dead end. But they need a ‘’Jamwa’’ to kill off their retarded brothers for them, since the imagined homeland repercussions of shedding a kinsman’s blood, even if a clear and evident danger to the whole nation, scares them still --(regarding how it could play out in emotional succession politics).
I told you the comprador have heard of the word resolute, but have never taxed on its meaning.
The ODM in this crisis needs a resolute and decisive step to link back to the future, or it is the titanic scenario ---and, as I hear, there is this talk of a lifeboat called KALAUSI which the young turks from the Lake region are hiding in their back O_opockets! Even as they profess undying ODM love! So Ababu, if you are staying in ODM and have no plans of your own to decamp, move, because everybody has a game plan, and none aint about Wanjiku. So, do you dare take Wanjiku’s hand to the dance floor of Kenyan politics?
Political scum from all walks, all corners, all parties of the land, eye her with a pimp’s glare. She Wanjiku is prey they waylay to lead to their lair, there to sell and take commission from rapists from afar, as they land on our shores to quench their bestial desires. The political class charged to hold high the national flag, are but the hirelings or interests that steal the future of the land.
A CHAINED NATION CRIES FOR REDEMPTION
With a cold eye, ashen warmth the feel of a dead volcano With a fury so hot, the flow scorched like molten rock O did I move the motion, that the land prepare to cleanse O did I move the motion, to filter the filth crowding the top!
God says things can still get worse!
Patience, Kenya is a land closest to the hearts of God And if hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, A woman scorned has no fury like the heavens dejected! --------------------------
Next, EPISODE Iv, Ababu and Raila: Any velvet divorce options for the sake of the party?
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Post by jakaswanga on Apr 4, 2014 19:22:00 GMT 3
THE ABORTED ABABU ASCENDANCY IN ODM.Then, to continue our tale Ababu, during the National delegates conference, nobles of your party whose names are in the public domain, and whom you yourself have fingered, orchestrated an act of sacrilege in the now famous Men in Black episode at Kasarani. Consequence is now the party is, if not dead, definitely in coma at the ICU. Her leader is nursing a nervous breakdown abroad, and the appointed caretaker is a warrior waned; one within whom all the fight has now evaporated. ----He has other priorities but, best shot at national service for him if you ask me, is that he surely would be better employed writing his memoirs, or tied down in the cellars chronicling party history for the national archives. In active politics, Professor Peter is now just one more spare wheel Agwambo burst in his stormy runs####; and no retread will suffice for the jagged pot-holes facing ODM ahead. Nyon’go is now a political corpse Ababu. Let ODM burry him with respect, like Putin buried Viktor Yanukovych of Ukraine with respect the other day, even as he called him the legitimate head of state. ### see foot note on this: to be continued: ###FOOTNOTE: ANYANG’ THE INTERIM LEADER.We have already covered this ODM professor, right from the time Onyango Oloo Jakondele Jubilee punched him silly at professor William Ochieng’ Jamajimbo’s funeral. I put the professor beyond a tired tire that can still be retreaded. Only a footnote remained for me to tie it up. –-( Miguna Miguna i saw, offers one of the most outrageous explanations thinkable as to what Nyong’o’s seat-warming brief owes: see the milking Lupita Nyong’o column in the star). But here is my promised footnote, to help us recognise why, whereas Jubilee is sleepwalking in power, you of the opposition party too are just firing blancs that lead to no conception! A trip back: Remember how we watched Professor Nyong’o concur with the blue print of the infamous agreement which Raila and Kibaki fished out of their pockets, when they emerged out of a Lodge in Elementaita? I refer to the specific section of 44 Ministers for the GCG cabinet, replete with assistants, pushing up the national ministerial payload to 80 and above people!? NB: ( If a thug named Maliyamungu and his partner Idi Amin used to decide on their cabinet under a Tamarind tree munching goat-meat, the two KANU orphans Raila and Kibaki came in no different decades later, deciding their criminally obese PEV cabinet over beer-escorted Nyamachoma at a lodge overlooking Great Kenyan landscapes!) Remember the intellectual and common sense opinion within the ODM, was that Kenya needed no more than 15 Cabinet Ministers, and with permanent secretaries themselves deputised by two assistants, the position of assistant ministers was wholly unnecessary: it would be a mere financial drain of no additional service deliverance. Ratios from other countries with even bigger GDPs, also supported a shrunken cabinet. All models of efficiency argued against the GCG bloated cabinet. But the good old professor, and good old smart alec Nairobi lawyers like you changed tune, saw an easy opportunity for sleek limousines, assorted perks and limitless graft, sponging on Wanjiku. As party ideologue and deemed an enlightened political scientist, a major theorist of the party, Nyong’o was lobbied intensely to be worth his pay-grade and refute the outrage. But to no avail, Raila had already ordered him, and that would be that. So the GCG came with 100+ ministers and assistants, the public wage bill {PWB} jumped 34% up as I have seen others calculate; and now, a decade later, the same goons who presided over the its enactment, are 1. Rising up as the opposition lambasting the Jubilee government for the run-away PWB 2. Incumbent in office as the government, blaming colonial masters for the quagmire! 3. Saying run away Public Wage Bills are acts of God, and God’s case no appeal you know! I have to hand it to the comprador class: They jointly create a mess, then split into two wings, cheat the public there is a choice between them, and play silly blame games. ---At the ODM website, Prof Peter whom I consider the chief responsible for the GCG run-away public wage bill, is even, Praise the Lord he is now politically dead, now seen the light and writing solutions! Hmmm, better late than never! NB. 1. I saw a cartoon in the star of the PWB as a Titanic. Everybody to a battle station I suppose, and even the dead must come to work as the crew of a ghost ship [Flying Dutchman] in the Pirates of the Caribbean. This is when just out of sheer malice one can refuse duty, raise a glass to the heavens and fatalistically say, let what come may! Bring it on, God! 2. The parliaments you have served in, you Ababu, in themselves too, exemplified the rape of Wanjiku. Therefore like the Roman senators all drenched in the blood of Julius Ceasar after their famous go, you knife too is drenched in Wanjiku’s fluids Ababu. Not that a lone abstention would have mattered; nevertheless it makes you a herd animal. An accessory to criminals. ---Or do you remember your glib lawyer tongue rising to the occasion to work persuasion like some Abraham Lincoln in a flow arguing for principle? The principle of thrift! I said I would treat you with kid gloves, because the comprador are an infantile lot. So, Ababu wuod Nereah Yo, I am just pinching your ears without raising my voice. The only thing to raise at a parasitic class incorrigible, is the red flag, and possibly the hand that bears a sword. Mine are just words. Elsewhere they buy me a meal as I teach in class for a salary, but the meat they don’t cut. Meat, needs metal to cut. NB: I will see if I can presently conclude this series with the Velvet divorce option. –I heard Otieno Dalmas is preparing to jump ship, or is he just testing waters?
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Post by jakaswanga on Jul 13, 2014 14:12:25 GMT 3
TALKING TO THE GREAT OMWAMI ABABU NAMWAMBA ON SABASABA. Yes Ababu, I couldn’t be much bothered to concentrate on the final humiliation of Brazil at the hands of our junior brothers the Dutch. –Referring to the Dutch as ‘’our junior brothers’’ is an inter-tribal European joke. We, Big Brother, reckoned Brazil was cheaper stuff easily dispatched by younger bro, leaving the monster Messi and his minions for Big tough bro. Latin Americans must be taught, that while they might produce individual players of some genius, as collective teams they are as a disaster as their political life and national economies --- Favella economies trying to use football to lull their drug-dens of cities to sleep; if not dollar-bond issuance economies which are nothing but hyped bubbles sooner exploding than later. Football is religion for them, opium, but for us, just another occasion to study the phenomenon Mass Hysteria in primitive jungle peoples! stupidly wasting colossal amounts on super stadiums which will be overgrown with weeds soon, while the workers who built them rot in their sewer duelling, in moonlight darkness! Like Cape Town Green Point Stadium. Construction cost R 4.4 billion: USD $ 600 million: £ 415 million)But that is another storyline in itself … Today we do Ababu Namwamba the SabaSaba absconder!You are a Mpig, and a prominent one at that, Ababu. So I can understand, from that narrow perspective, why you would be reluctant to attend SabaSaba. Indeed I wouldn’t find it odd, that you would make-do with much ado about nothing, finding something allegedly more useful to do on that fateful date, like visiting the courts built by the JSC at thieving exorbitant rates. Well, finding make-believe reasons to avoid SabaSaba was the name of the game in town for the ODM elected fraternity. You see, those elected are the establishment, and the spirit of SabaSaba is … lets mildly say, anti-establishment. The contradiction raised by attendance would not be soluble for this lot, and who knows what kind of crowd that SS would be. Only a few weeks earlier, such a motley binge of humanity humiliated the Nairobi governor Evans Kidero [on cue yes]. No, SabaSaba is not only risky, it is positively dangerous. And what is the risk-taking profile of the middle classes? Especially the political bureaucracy settled in well-paying cream jobs, snortingly siphoning off Wanjiku’s blood, just like the JSC leeches with perks beyond many an super-power senator? But for you, there is a problem as far as I am concerned, and as far as you concern me. You see, Ababu of Nereah of Amadi, you are the talented Mr. Namwamba. The Great Omwami Hope. Such a talent must plan to go places. Such a talent will be forced into ambition. And that is to enrol in a dangerous game. How do you want to play a dangerous game without facing danger? You wanna be a frontline soldier and not hear the sing of death-carrying bullets? Well, over your dead body then! As they saying goes! You, Ababu, can not live on the repugnant sycophancy of hogs like Aden Duale; neither can you live on the poignant aloof disinterest and calculated hibernation of the likes of Peter Kenneth. Sir Peter, I reckon, reckons he can afford to patiently wait out the storms, bide his time strategically positioning himself for the impending Uhuru succession. Then, in the ethnic view point and bargain room, he starts with a hefty bag behind him. The Mount Kenya voter basket. That is of course very good for him. You, on the other hand, Ababu, do not have such calming dreams to lull your senses in sleep. You must go out and get the vote. Think solutions. Base your ambitions on solutions. You must work. Hard. For you, there is no ready-made manna gonna drop on your laps from High Heaven, but you shall reap what you sow. For you, no inheritance package. For you, pure sweat and toil. Starting from ground zero. Step by step solution up. Patient and tenacious.
For you Ababu, born without a silver spoon in your mouth, it has to be a donkey’s life, lifting load, puffing air any which hole, building reputation, getting forged by the merciless reality of struggle: Being panel-beaten into shape by the hardened blows of engagement with reality. Carrying the scars of battle ---some of near misses with death-- like some kind of odd talisman, bestowing a Teflon-hood.This is why my opinion is you were a fool to have boycotted SabaSaba. You are too young to start playing safe at decisive moments when others falter because of nervous conditions ---like Kidero, Mutua and all the other ODM-Wiper prominents who, if you take a closer look, have made it financially big in the current political dispensation. Of course it is understandable they have nothing to do with the radical image of SabaSaba, the harbinger of the 2nd liberation, for what do they have to gain in a 3rd liberation if not loose the massive gains they already made?Think that over. For them, life is expediency now, and a flirty wink at their possible partners of tomorrow in a new party, the constitutional attempt to hinder party-hopping having been sufficiently watered down by a parliament in which you sat. However for you, who only yesterday took the nation by [hype?] storm as captain of the TEAM FRESH out to wrestle the leadership of ODM from the entitled clan, avoiding SabaSaba has several explanations, one of which could be cowardice. And that would be bad for a man who will have to fight every inch up. Why anyway, by the way, did your team-fresh assault fizzle out so impotently premature?SabaSaba is a subaltern ring. It definitely is a radical battle cry. Even if Stevo Weta and Rao are an odd ball trio to yell radical slogans! If you go by the analysis that Kenya is, as part of Africa rising, a majoritarian middle-class dominated society, dictated, run, and electorally dominated by the uppity classes, then for sure you have no business rubbing shoulders with the lumpem and semi-proletariat. But if, taking a look at the teaming slums surrounding cities like Lagos and Nairobi and Kinshasha, you recognise the SOS: AFRICAN POLITICIANS, WE HAVE A PROBLEM! then you get duty bound to face this constituency, and test your wits at championing, arguing them face to face. (But avoidance would be a prudent move if your future were already behind you, in other words, you have arrived as far as your heart is concerned –Perish the thought!) You are yourself and you have to be yourself. It is the curse of a talent, a talent which like the famous djini has escaped the bottle. Betraying it or squashing it is the greater danger for you. CONSIDER: Now, if ever you go to walk alone, to canvass one on one ---like Sonko and Waititu can do deep in Nairobi slums, these hordes of young men who attended SabaSaba and failed to see you there, might not see the difference between you and Mike Sonko, other than that you are chicken shit. You will see them sizing you up like you were pu-ssy, and they will make you feel uncomfortable. I will put that in another way to make a subtle point. I once met Sonko deep in Kayole jumping shit as if he was born in it. Unafraid and jovial, he was pumping elbows and shaking more hands per minute than a charged Bill Clinton the natural. He claimed everybody was his bodyguard and invited us to come and walk with the crowd to say hi to everybody! He was not yet a senator nor even an MP in those days! –-‘’HMMM, he will be more popular than Kenneth Matiba’’, an old Gikuyu tailor spat with intrigued contempt, ‘’but he is just a chatter box!’’ Yes Ababu, this is the Sonko whose calls Uhuru will take however busy he is with Ruto. No, not out of friendship, but just out of a political survival instinct. Bar Raila Odinga, who else is the pretender who can move Nairobi if not Mike Sonko? And that is what hurts me Ababu. You are no match in Nairobi for neither Sonko nor Raila. These two have traction and pull, -charlatans or not, they have gravitas with the orphans of progress in Nairobi. And now you missed SabaSaba which is the alternative narrative to the Mike Sonko model of vulgar ‘popularism’. Or do I need spell out the political economy of Mbuvi Sonko to you? Suffice is to say, the disenfranchised masses or urban proletariat do not NATURALLY follow anybody. They are won. They are seduced, they are fought for, fiercely contested with sometimes terrifying brutality. NB: For the terrifying brutality, visit the history of the Algerian war of decolonisation against the French, and see how the FLN won over the loyalty of the wretched of the earth –vulgar pimps, men living on their wits, street urchins, prostitutes, petty criminals who would be with you this moment and betray you the moment you turn your back. These indisciplined worshippers of the moment were paid heavily by the French to be a counter revolutionary, reactionary fifth column. Fighting for their loyalty was a battle of wills, intellectual daring and emotional depravity, which would produce classical studies and historical lessons ever relevant. --- The battle for Algiers.That was a by the way, to illustrate that the talented Ababu Namwamba can easily have his ass kicked at the voting booth, by the equally talented Mike Mbuvi Sonko. And then of course the pockets of Mike are loaded deep with talantas, in addition to his political talents. Logically therefore, it is Namwamba with some catching up to do, in the set piece battle for Nairobi. Ababu can only bring in more courage and deeper brains to offset the talents and talantas of Mike. Or what are they you really wanted to bring into position as heavy artillery in the battle for hearts and minds in the CRUCIAL city of Nairobi? You have to be daring. Out of conviction, not idle adventurism. And, Ababu, keep an ear to the ground as to when Sir Peter makes that call to Mr. Mike. It is just a matter of time. It gonna happen sooner or later. RECKON Sir Mike wont put it on a loudspeaker for all to hear like he did with President Kenyatta’s recently! On the other side, I mentioned Raila’s popularity in Nairobi. The kind of notorious popularity which led a panicky Uhuruto to … 1. Ban the homecoming rally on security reasons, making a fool of Kimaiyo and Lenku 2. Ban the SabaSaba rally by Ole Lenku, then expend the credibility of Judge Lenaola. 3. Stupidly try to forge a permit for Uhuru park the same day thus cooking violence 4. Cow the media into a black out of the SabaSaba rally, expending their credibility/objectivity. 5. Outrightly accuse Raila and co of being ‘’local networks’’ responsible for Mpeketoni 6. etc etc Considering this Baba is the plotter implicated in the abortive Kasarani elections which brought us face to face with the Men In Black, in effect a whipping of your Team Fresh’s butt, the onus is on you, Ababu, to discover just how much work you have to put in before you dare the old bull. Otherwise it is a Lakunle fiasco, if you remember Soyinka’s the Lion and the Jewel. That work, believe me, is not in the PAC in Parliament. You very well recognise it is not for nothing common sense refers to you guys as MPIGS. When Raila describes parliament as a rogue, in real political science he is correct. This simple truth makes it possible for him to withstand the carpet bombardment of vile propaganda and relentless barrages of vilification. The national psyche remembers the impunity with which you guys raped Wanjiku, holding –Sarah Serem- remunerations committee hostage, threatening to pass law to nullify its constitutionality. The nation knows you Mpigs earn better than American senators legally steering a $17 Trillion GDP. It is a world-wide open secret, Kenyan parliamentarians are a rot unto their own. Many also know the bribery regime, and vote paycheque profiles of many Mpigs. That is they vote not on principle nor party, but on cash terms. Faced with a formidable political operative in critical mode, Parliament can hardly stand on its feet to profess holiness as the august house of ESTABLISHED resolution of conflict. Where civilised dialogue will take place. It is like the senate of Rome when it had lost its way. The Roman crowd and the dictator knew the center of politics had moved elsewhere. The senate was a shell waiting to be given new meaning or content. The Kenyan parliament is in similar fashion, a bit wayward. Ruined by gluttony and sycophancy in all their glorious short-sightedness. Now, if you are a respected member of such a body, you have to put one leg out of the tent, yaani, unakaa chonjo. Mesays, to have gone to SabaSaba rally, would have been describable in my jargon as kukaa chonjo. To keep all options open. And have the open mind, that Parliament may not be the heart of politics in Kenya! (May be their Excellencies the governors already stolen or shared the thunder with the presidency? Leaving the senators and Mpigs to bicker out their pettiness in distant Nairobi, alienated from the people?) Just a thought … in a day .. But now you were inspecting new courts at Ingoo! Well, after your lengthy hearings of those crooks, how much do you think the JSC is really worth? Pun intended. Or without pun, given the monies Mutunga and his learned friends have ripped off in dingy graft ---I can list them all if required …. but a quick check of Jukwaa archives will reveal a lot! How would you, as a brilliant lawyer, argue their case if a strong no-nonsense man were to take over, and summarily condemn them to the gallows for pick-pocketing the tax-payer? NB: In one of the worst days in my young spoilt life, I saw an academic come bureaucrat, educated at one the best French colleges of the Soborne in Paris, urinate in his pants. A very tough Major wanted to know how, in country of 60% subsisting on barely $1/day, he could rationalise an expenditure on their behalf of $20,000/day on a foreign trip lasting 14 days. I was young and naïve. I actually thought a man from the Great Soborne, with accountancy in his resume, would find that a piece of cake to rationalise thus: ‘’do you know what one night at the RITZ hotel in Paris costs, Major? before meals and taxi rides at my status!?’’ Unfortunately, his distinguished mind jammed. But his bowels and urinal sphincters loosened up. That was the day I knew the difference in men and calibre. That is why I laugh: You Kenyan Mpigs have now made a law, only doctorates will hold political office. He he he! You are deluded babies in the real world. Pray hard the fair winds continue. My advise is remember to bethink thee, that on the flip side, Africa can spring a surprise and you could need must keep your anal and penal sphincters jaw-locked. Under the vengefully cold, malicious and pathologically hungry look of a man long decided to kill you on the slow, most painful fashion, for the crime of thieving from an already impoverished population. So when Willy Mutunga finally comes before you in that PAC or PIC thing in Parliament. As one learned friend to another, congratulate yourselves on your successful thefts perpetrated on Wanjiku, count your blessings or the zeros after the significant figures in your bank accounts, but spare a moment of sanity to think about a moment of what true justice would look like, if indeed there be such a thing as true justice. This is why I would rather you went to SabaSaba. To let your country teach you a thing or two. That behind the mask of Digital Kenya rising there is a horror of human misery right around the corner in Nairobi, in places humans must never live in their own country which is a regional economic giant. And on a separate note but still within the same country: Why do you think, looking at those gruesome photos from Hindi Lamu, another Kenyan would slit the throat of another Kenyan like that? The answer to this question bothers me Ababu. I am not too sure it bothers you guys at the top. I reckon you guys feel too safe. Well protected by the mean-machine militarised police. Notice the ratio of the pack of predators to the demonstrator. To keep safe, the only way is up with this ratio! Overwhelming power, otherwise the peace wont be kept! Or Hai Hai sir! All sights clear! Dancing on the waves fired by the winds! Hai Hai sir! Steady as she goes! Dancing on the waves ship-shape she sails! Hi Hi Sir! Forever it lasts! ---So sing the [optimistic] sailors on a clear day at fair seas. Treacherous seas of time where nations sail, leaving behind tales of their wreckages called history. And that ends our lesson for today. POST-SCRIPT. Just in time with the final whistle! Let Brazil go grow up first. Or just stick to the Rio Carnaval with its who-rish half-clad booty-shake dancers as the international poster pic! That labour girl Dilma Roussef should know she has Indians living Jurassic lives in the Amazon Park. And they do not need Mega Stadiums stadiums to catch up! Or make the Capoeiria an Olympic Sport! The capoeira, a highly demanding, deadly martial arts system developed by black slaves to compensate for the fact that they were never allowed to bear arms. It is the combat dance of liberation and struggle through the centuries. Unlike football. To would have gone to SabaSaba, Ababu, would have been to fathom the depths where stuff like the Capoeira come from. See you around at the football stadium tonight! Comprador pig!
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Post by jakaswanga on Aug 12, 2014 21:13:32 GMT 3
Eh Ababu, they boy of Nereah of Amadi, have not been hearing much from Team Fresh these last weeks, so I thought we should talk about something else... the nation has entered the impasse of a referendum fetish. The referendum, as an occasional instrument of resolving some important national issue, is becoming a feverish free for all in the light of a silly national deadlock at the top. Because we are not Switzerland where the referendum is a political institute like some biological cyclus, methinks the current referendum shouting match amongst the elite is a symptom of a political dysfunction. Hysteria. A referendum is essentially a method of resolving a dispute but not just any dispute. It is a way out of a perceived stalemate, to have a political decision carry popular legitimacy, even if morally reprehensible. So in California I think they voted to keep the children of illegal immigrants illiterate, by keeping them off public schools. Denying children formal education is surely a low point in civilisation, in God's own country. –-But that is the way the electorate wants it, so be it, by a democracy of sorts. So I thought, O! Everybody wants his referendum point!? And getting a million voter signatures is all the hassle? I have an idea too.I always like to check the human rights watch figures on extra-judicial police killings in Kenya. Last week alone in Nairobi, without much ado, the police gunned down a reported 30 would be gangsters. Zero tolerance you could say, bravo QueQue, the return of the old notorious flying squad whose old members mysteriously started dropping dead around town. Then there are the other statistics of public burnings –-stoning thieves seems out of fashion in Kenya. Burning, like the old necklace menace of South Africa, is the new rage. Yesterday somewhere in the Kenya, a man thought to be a motorbike thief was doused in petrol and burnt to death by a mob. A not so uncommon event these days. From a sociological perspective, these statistics are interesting, for the lack of public condemnation they evoke. It indicates in the least there is a popular acceptance of the summary death for thieves, robbers and sexual predators on infants; and, at most, there is a positive desire to uproot all thieves from the Kenyan society. The summary death sentence for thieves, has become a cultural institute --is my thesis; has become legitimate and condoned both by the mass and the conveniently negligent elite –-who should know all about the Miranda and PROMOTE stuff like innocent until proved guilty by Mutunga! And that is the thesis I was working through my mind, to put to the test in a referendum. Some of the most notorious thieves in Kenya are a species of individuals called Mpigs. I want to find out through a referendum, if there is a popular mandate amongst Kenyans to incinerate them alive like common bike thieves caught in markets around the country, or, line them up over the cliffs of the Rift Valley and have police marksmen do what firing squads do. Kenyans can answer yes or no to the referendum question: should the beasts be beheaded or pardoned?You, Ababu, are the chairman of the Public Accounts Committee, and you have been investigating national graft. Perhaps you know, and like your ODM party prominent Orengo, have a secret list of 1000+ beasts who should also face the same music as Mpigs, should my referendum gather 1 million signatures, and eventually get the rubber-stamp of the Yes by popular vote –-rigged or not!? What do you think Ababu? And then, after laughing it off as a sick joke. What do you really think the Kenyans will vote, given the chance to vote for the liquidation of their Mpigs!? Any bets!?
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Post by jakaswanga on Aug 19, 2014 19:01:25 GMT 3
MORAL AUTHORITY! GOOD LORD! No moral authority to call for a referendum! You Mpig lawyers need some hard philosophy up your stairs! In secular politics, any citizen has the right to exercise and publicise his civic opinions, and canvass. Even a rapist can call for a referendum to disband celibacy in the catholic church for all I know. A thief can actually know theft is wrong, and condemn theft in another. He is not better, but is right in condemning theft, and articulating the consciousness of moral differentiation, while paying the guilt price of hypocrisy. Then there is the general problem of evaluating opinions on merit. One can be morally bankrupt, but his brains awesome in the ordering of facts and deductive analysis of reality, political or otherwise, such that ignoring his opinion becomes the act of a brainless sheep. Suicidal. I for instance know of an American president who was against the socio-economic institute of slavery, but in his personal life insisted on his slaves staying slaves; and, to boot, with impunity he indulged his prerogatives on the nubile ones as his harem. It is aptly summarised in the Jesus words: do as I say, not as I do. And give Caesar his dues, and my Father his.But that was just a by the way. The thrust was meant to be the following, Ababu, the senile Luo reaction from the Jakoyo Midiwo Otieno Kajwang' school and parroted by Raila's brother Oburu: You are a jubilee mole. [/i]. [/quote] –-My information is that the choppers were paid for by Joho. But you can always further clarify. And Joho can clarify how he made his money. That too is really not the point of my monologue today. The point is this: THERE IS AN INNER COURT RESOLUTION TO FINISH ABABU IN ODM. This is in intent a career-ruining charge. Oburu has aimed a sword at the heart of the talented Mr. Namwamba. To destroy his credibility, lay his reputation waste, and finish off his pull. Ababu! You gotta fight. You gotta deflect. Show swordsmanship and the grit of a killer instinct, pushed against the wall, kind of. Oburu Odinga is a reject in his own backyard. William Oduol kicked his hairy butt. Tell him the truth. You Ababu can stand in Bondo and the children of Oburu will vote for you. Challenge the bum Oburu to a contest in popularity anywhere in the republic –-unrigged ! And let us surprise ourselves at the data. Jakoyo Midiwo too did not win his Gem seat without theft and so, hoping you yourself won Budalangi without theft, we sure know who the enemy of the people are in this contest. It should therefore give you some confidence, that only riggers and Luo rejects are calling you Jubilee mole. But the bad news, that is their strength, is that they have whispering access to Raila's ear, and they can cause serious malfunctions in Jakom's head, like we saw at Kasarani. And remember, Ababu, that when people like William Oduol were being denounced, you held your peace! Now the boomerang has come back to you! This is a situation which needs carefull thinking on your part. You must engage in a massive dose of self-introspection and clarify your thinking for yourself first. You have to define the limits or lack thereof of your ambitions: (lap dog or top dog)If you are just another lap dog contented to be a cog –-in CORD or JUBILEE or another outfit, then there are battles you do not have to fight. However, if you have the visions of grandeur, and think of yourself a top-dog breed to conquer William Ruto after the demise of Uhuru Kenyatta, then you have to run the Achilles risk. A man to draw sword on the presumed King of Men. Here is a good one: COWARD OF THE COUNTY BY KENNY ROGERS You don't have to fight to be a man. But sometimes when you are a man, you gotta fight. Now Ababu, you turning the other cheek, or you fighting'? Warning: do not bill the fight too much as a tribal show-down. The likes of Jakoyo, Orengo and Kajwang' are not the best championship fighters Luoland can parade. These are faded glories and waned gladiators. Even in Luoland they are already parodies of themselves. There is no heroism in a ritual killing. Ritual killings are done matter-of-factly, expediently and without much ado. So get done quick with these clownish minions from Nyanza and face the real champ in town: WILLIAM RUTO. It is in facing the ferocity of his sword strike that you will know your level in the comprador food chain! Unless of course you already surrendered as Oburu claims. Got to run but I will be back!
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Post by merkeju on Aug 20, 2014 3:26:19 GMT 3
MORAL AUTHORITY! GOOD LORD! No moral authority to call for a referendum! You Mpig lawyers need some hard philosophy up your stairs! In secular politics, any citizen has the right to exercise and publicise his civic opinions, and canvass. Even a rapist can call for a referendum to disband celibacy in the catholic church for all I know. A thief can actually know theft is wrong, and condemn theft in another. He is not better, but is right in condemning theft, and articulating the consciousness of moral differentiation, while paying the guilt price of hypocrisy. Then there is the general problem of evaluating opinions on merit. One can be morally bankrupt, but his brains awesome in the ordering of facts and deductive analysis of reality, political or otherwise, such that ignoring his opinion becomes the act of a brainless sheep. Suicidal. I for instance know of an American president who was against the socio-economic institute of slavery, but in his personal life insisted on his slaves staying slaves; and, to boot, with impunity he indulged his prerogatives on the nubile ones as his harem. It is aptly summarised in the Jesus words: do as I say, not as I do. And give Caesar his dues, and my Father his.But that was just a by the way. The thrust was meant to be the following, Ababu, the senile Luo reaction from the Jakoyo Midiwo Otieno Kajwang' school and parroted by Raila's brother Oburu: You are a jubilee mole. [/i]. [/quote] –-My information is that the choppers were paid for by Joho. But you can always further clarify. And Joho can clarify how he made his money. That too is really not the point of my monologue today. The point is this: THERE IS AN INNER COURT RESOLUTION TO FINISH ABABU IN ODM. This is in intent a career-ruining charge. Oburu has aimed a sword at the heart of the talented Mr. Namwamba. To destroy his credibility, lay his reputation waste, and finish off his pull. Ababu! You gotta fight. You gotta deflect. Show swordsmanship and the grit of a killer instinct, pushed against the wall, kind of. Oburu Odinga is a reject in his own backyard. William Oduol kicked his hairy butt. Tell him the truth. You Ababu can stand in Bondo and the children of Oburu will vote for you. Challenge the bum Oburu to a contest in popularity anywhere in the republic –-unrigged ! And let us surprise ourselves at the data. Jakoyo Midiwo too did not win his Gem seat without theft and so, hoping you yourself won Budalangi without theft, we sure know who the enemy of the people are in this contest. It should therefore give you some confidence, that only riggers and Luo rejects are calling you Jubilee mole. But the bad news, that is their strength, is that they have whispering access to Raila's ear, and they can cause serious malfunctions in Jakom's head, like we saw at Kasarani. And remember, Ababu, that when people like William Oduol were being denounced, you held your peace! Now the boomerang has come back to you! This is a situation which needs carefull thinking on your part. You must engage in a massive dose of self-introspection and clarify your thinking for yourself first. You have to define the limits or lack thereof of your ambitions: (lap dog or top dog)If you are just another lap dog contented to be a cog –-in CORD or JUBILEE or another outfit, then there are battles you do not have to fight. However, if you have the visions of grandeur, and think of yourself a top-dog breed to conquer William Ruto after the demise of Uhuru Kenyatta, then you have to run the Achilles risk. A man to draw sword on the presumed King of Men. Here is a good one: COWARD OF THE COUNTY BY KENNY ROGERS You don't have to fight to be a man. But sometimes when you are a man, you gotta fight. Now Ababu, you turning the other cheek, or you fighting'? Warning: do not bill the fight too much as a tribal show-down. The likes of Jakoyo, Orengo and Kajwang' are not the best championship fighters Luoland can parade. These are faded glories and waned gladiators. Even in Luoland they are already parodies of themselves. There is no heroism in a ritual killing. Ritual killings are done matter-of-factly, expediently and without much ado. So get done quick with these clownish minions from Nyanza and face the real champ in town: WILLIAM RUTO. It is in facing the ferocity of his sword strike that you will know your level in the comprador food chain! Unless of course you already surrendered as Oburu claims. Got to run but I will be back![/quote] Men in Black or Ababu, Secretary General ODM
Was it a blessing in disguise during ODM elections when men in black disrupted it, what will we be talking about today if Ababu was elected the secretary general of ODM and while the party is working together to push for a referendum, the secretary general of the party disagree openly and claims Raila is pushing his own agenda.
Afterwards there will be consistent infighting within ODM with one group led by Ababu and another solidly behind the party leader Raila Odinga, the media will be bombarded with stories of the openly disagreement between the party leader and the secretary general of the party burring ODM with wrangles while JUBILEE is left freely to organize themselves in ready for 2017 which they have promised to win with over 75 percent this was the plan than was in motion, but it all backfired when men in black disrupted the elections.
Ababu Namwamba is a man who should not be allowed to continue enjoying the benefits of being an ODM member, the perks he receives from being the chair of PAC and also the Member of Parliament is a fraud to the people of Kenya, there are many ODM members who have been solidly behind the party and have always championed the agenda of the party, they cannot be bought, because they believe in the cause they are in.
There is no more dancing around the issues of dishonesty in the party, we have been there, the William Rutos, the Mudavadis who in one way or the other played part in CORD losing in 2013 elections, ODM should not entertain such baggage, the Mungaros, the Ababus should not be given chance to build their names by destroying the party that sponsored them, this are individuals who are in for their own benefits.
With all the negativity that followed the Men in black saga, at least we were given a chance to know those moles who wanted to destroy the party from within.
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Post by jakaswanga on Aug 20, 2014 20:04:27 GMT 3
ABABU AND HIS NEGLIGENCE IN PAC!This will no longer be amusing, but when it occurred to me to write about it earlier on, it sounded to me pretty amusing. It was an idea to make a comparison between Ababu Namwamba and James Orengo, in so far as they are brilliant lawyers and good politicians, but totally clueless administrators when entrusted with pivotal auspices. Then would I use a class analysis to explain the paradox of brilliance on one hand and cluelessness on the other, for that looks mighty contradictory. let us hit some background. We know that PEV 2008 was about Land. (Moi had been rigging elections since time immemorial and so the Kalenjin would know if one of theirs could rig, so too could another from afar!) So Kaleio PEV was pent up feelings of land injustice, sometimes called historical, with the rift valley as the epicenter. When James Orengo became Lands Minister, I remember sparring abit with the formidable theoretician, the recently buried Dr. Adhu Mak'Awiti. My opinion was James Orengo had become the most important man in the land. He had been handed the hottest potato, the issue which had blown the country apart. If he got his act together and got his job done, he would be a Messiah and pass into history as a legend, making the Raila presidency a formality. However, and that was when I tossed a few dholuo grenades at Awiti because I knew his mind was bomb proof, I wanted to bet my matatu Ajimmy wuod nyar Alego would be a piece of sh!t, and there would be not even be an attempt at Land reform. The Kibaki Raila GCG was not a historical step forward on Land. Adhu abused me in his mild but penetrating professorial demeanor, and told me I was an indisciplined political hoodlum. Unfortunately he was sickly during the break of the Lamu title deeds scandal, so I could not redirect.. But I think it can be decisively concluded Orengo blew away a golden opportunity to mean something to his country post PEV, and now for him, is the slow sink into the ash heap of history. Junk. Such opportunities do not come knocking twice. AND NOW THE PARRALLEL: ABABU NAMWAMBA AS THE CHAIRMAN OF PAC.The honest chairmanship of the Public Accouns Committee is as crucial a role as that of John Githong'o was, in a dysfunctional financial regime. This was a god's blessing thus, which if mishandled, becomes a curse. Young Ababu had been granted a chance by fate to show his mettle, show his hand on behalf of Wanjiku, crucially in stewardship for the common good, just like James Orengo post PEV. SO what would he become? Normally I just go with figures of Transparency International on the corruption rates in Kenya, and state pillage by politicians and bureaucrats; but for today, let us show some confidence in our local talents and work with the figures reported in our dailies –-despite the sentence of guilt of ''worst kind of journalism'' pontificated by High Kamalet on the Ebola thread, and seconded by the Mighty Otishotish, the most snobbish blogger on all things Kenyan. Helped by the auditor general, it has been a daily roll-call of dumbfounding graft. Even the President himself, from a family no stranger to state looting, convulsed in disbelief, beside himself with grief, when he was informed of the robbery taking place right under his nose, especially those involving the security dockets. We can thus conclude there has been a continued systematic pillage of the nation's resources, and other ORGANS OF STATE charged with watchdog tasks have either joined in or went voluntarily incapacitated. But here was this young ambitious and brilliant lawyer elevated to chairmanship of PAC. Would he be the exception? Would he recognise his historical role, and rise to it? This Tawfiq Ababu wa Nereah wa Amadi?Would he be Wanjiku's Horatio at the Bridge, defending against looters and raiders beseiging the treasury, to the last inch of his sword, clanging in battle? I waited to see. Always thinking of the chat I had had with Adhu Awiti over Orengo. Another ODM star. To date Ababu, you as chair of PAC has not found it necessary to even revisit –-let alone reconstitute- the John Githong'o report. It is popularly called THE KROLL REPORT. –-I do not remember Orengo ever talking about the Ndung'u report as a serious minister in parliament, or cabinet! Now I do not remember Ababu Namwamba talking of the Kroll report anywhere. And this report remains the most independent and authoritative AUDIT of State finances of the past 3 decades. You could say, a WANJIKU STATE OF THE PURSE. I therefore need to explain to myself how a young and ambitious progressive lawyer, brilliant and going places, totally fails to mentally grasp the significance of Kroll to the national evolution of political health. This omission on your part occupied me some. I was thinking it would be your Abraham Lincoln Moment in Parliament. –-he was arguing against slavery.You would argue for a second Kroll report, and explain to a mesmerised nation why it would be a good thing, not only to follow up the first, but to for parliament to mandate a second and obligate the recommendations. Even if your fellow Mpigs shot it down, in every corner of the nation, the people would know a renaissance man had arrived. Nobody would dare call you a hired handmaid of some sh!t-headed state looter. But now? You ar banging the drum of Luhya nationalism against Luo nationalism? A Mashemeji 8Dderby once again in ODM after Mudavadi! Fwaka, get to grips with your own mind. Give us a sign you have one. Show us you are not James Orengo. And I will be back!
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Post by jakaswanga on Aug 20, 2014 20:18:02 GMT 3
Ababu Namwamba is a man who should not be allowed to continue enjoying the benefits of being an ODM member, the perks he receives from being the chair of PAC and also the Member of Parliament is a fraud to the people of Kenya, there are many ODM members who have been solidly behind the party and have always championed the agenda of the party, they cannot be bought, because they believe in the cause they are in. There is no more dancing around the issues of dishonesty in the party, we have been there, the William Rutos, the Mudavadis who in one way or the other played part in CORD losing in 2013 elections, ODM should not entertain such baggage, the Mungaros, the Ababus should not be given chance to build their names by destroying the party that sponsored them, this are individuals who are in for their own benefits. With all the negativity that followed the Men in black saga, at least we were given a chance to know those moles who wanted to destroy the party from within. [/font][/font][/quote] There have been rumours 'ODM' has been moving to expell Ababu. Those were the days I grew up in the KANU days. When opposing the god of KANU was a ticket to political oblivion. it is the same class of people, so we say '' awendo ok we yiere''. it is a class characteristic response to dissidence. But I smile: who really wants Ababu out of ODM? is it not just a small coterie of senile Luos around Raila? having been rejected by Luo voters themselves, who do they really represent? these men are rocks around Raila's political feet, sinking him ever deeper into oblivion. Baba, kata gin omineni, jogi siki to ok ine. Jogi ng'adoni fuwo ok rieko. Donge chon ne isebet gi parti mar Joluo, kendo niluongo LDP/NDP? Koro kendo sani udwaro loko ODM mar Joluo kendgi!? e fupu, baba, e fupu! Kara koro ulos maru kendu mar anywolau kende kod okepeu, gi nyithi nyimineu! wan wasedok e siasa mar riwrwok kod ogendini moko. Koro kuro e kuma wantieree sani. --it is this parochial court to be be expelled out of ODM. Not the other way round! Tinda.
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Post by jakaswanga on Aug 22, 2014 21:25:03 GMT 3
www.nation.co.ke/news/politics/Raila-denies-claims-of-disunity-in-ODM/-/1064/2425520/-/ixi78h/-/index.html ODM Leader Raila Odinga (right) and Budalang'i MP Ababu Namwamba during a press conference at Capitol Hill Square on August 20, 2014 This photo is so historic it is a treasure to ponder. Never has the truth of body language so mocked the propaganda message. No, not even when Judas kissed Jesus was there ever such a PUBLIC dissonance between soul and act. Even the vilest who-res faking orgasms have never exhibited such fakeness in their propagandistic vocal professions of delight. (Of course I am merely hallucinating on that, because a man of my honourable station in life has absolutely no way of knowing what devious tonal ranges prostitutes may profusely display in audiological pitches for more cash, as tips post-action! – -ywak ochot mit loyo siandane, manamba more nowachona!) But in any case this photo speaks book volumes. Here is another make-up photo op. And then the courtiers and their lieutenants went on to organise the homecoming-rally booing of Kidero. A roman crowd of senators you guys are up there. An ever plotting nobility whose memory of agreements is shorter than the half-life of a second. A leecherously greedy herd of corrupted swine that forms a plague of indecency. Morally destitute amongst themselves, they delude themselves that is the general case with all humanity. They thus display their rottenness with impunity. So, at that press conference, Ababu, did you guys imagine you could fool the Kenyan public? Have you become such a cheap and cynical charlatan that you really think Wanjiku is such a fool to be taken in by a horrid who-rish show of fake love between you and Raila? Take a look at that photo again, you goons. Meanwhile let me try to see if my old roommate who studied psychology and majored in non-verbal communication has deconstructed you goons some more. I sent the photo to her just for the fun of it! I do have an ear for scientific opinions, even if I do not consider psychology a science!
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Post by jakaswanga on Aug 26, 2014 20:50:14 GMT 3
WHY I THINK ABABU SHOULD NOT BOYCOTT THE REFERENDUM LIKE JOHO AND KENNETHHaaa, Aero-wa! Ababu were Nereah, I can see your fellow mate at Team Fresh line-up, Mombasa Governor Joho, just like the dark-horse candidate Peter Kenneth, have been prodded by something to get cold feet, and are now looking for explanations to shift camp to the anti referendum camp. The reason they are giving now is too lame too late. --They say there is no point going on election footing! but since this was also the case when they announced their support for the referendum, it comes fishily slippery! Changes of mind are allowed yes of course, but it would be nice if the subsequent motivation of the switch illustrated some careful thinking, some delicate evaluation of facts, some critical analysis, and therefore a new and considered standpoint. I haven't caught a glimpse of any introspection from the two honourables, so I call it cold feet. Nerves. And I have been studying with care the various reasons given by Jubilee-allied governors why they decamped. –--Give me a Kabogo of Kiambu as my main man, hehe, he searched his soul, and in its uncorrupted recesses he chanced a revelation of divine purity: this referendum thing is a Raila plot, very bad for Jubilee. Away with it. Clear cut! But now the Jubilee-think-tank idea of going to court for an injunction to stop Okoa Nchi form canvassing for her 1+ million signatures for the referendum, looks as desperate as the earlier one of the RAILA AGE CAP clause, and that, in politics, you know you have your opponent running scared. But neither of these, are the subjects of my posting here today. I am uncomfortable with your opposition to the referendum. Let me explain. First assumption: Ababu is no animal who defecates where he sleeps. Ababu is a man of his own heart and mind. He cannot be a puppet, nor a spoiler project like Musalia Mudavadi. Now, having established that premise, we can talk and build on it. REMEMBER WILLIAM RUTO CAMPAIGNING AGAINST THE CONSTITUTION, eh, Tawfiq? Very foolhardy you could have thought, but why do you think he did it? He did it so that he could get a realistic idea of himself, his core supporters who would stick with him come heaven and earth; and to learn the lessons of the grueling road. He ended up knowing his worth and drive. And therefore when Uhuru Kenyatta had a nervous breakdown and agreed to the Kibaki court's project of Mudavadi as head, William Ruto could coldly laugh and tell Uhuru he, Kenyatta, was sick joke. ''We run as a duo, or you run with MDVD and I Ruto goes back to Raila!'' Within one day, Uhuru Kenyatta mentally imploded twice. The rest is history. Then a new wing within the military security complex quickly adopted him and, again, the rest is history. So what mistake did Musalia Mudavadi make, that he became political litter? What do grown-up puppies become when they grow up? – --If a man can be used to ruin his own party, then as President can he not be used by foreign powers to ruin regional [read EAC] corporation? And why would he not be a further imperialist Trojan horse within the AU? So, what do grown up puppies become when they grow up? (no opinion is the best political answer!) Allow me then to think it rather stupid of you to dilly dally over the referendum, and create the impression you are opposed to it. The referendum is an opportunity FOR YOU ( forget Raila for the moment omera ora) to popularise yourself. –-why do you think Jubilee is running scared doing everything possible to block it? because of what Raila will do with it! The referendum process –-canvassing for a million plus signatures, brings you face to face with the diversity of the nation, with various ethnic conglomerations. It is intimate, you can read the various looks, the various hopes, the indifference too. You can learn when you are not communicating, and you can test your wits in enemy territory when you face –-say, situations like what Miguna faced when he went to promote his book in Sheepville Luo Nyanza! Or was it Mombasa? This is where you fail to match, or fathom Raila's tactical thinking, Ababu. You see Jubilee's survival instincts are correct. Raila, traversing the expanses of country making poking statements at rallies, will dominate the news daily, and Uhuruto will be reduced to REACTING to the enigma's salvos, and forced to hectically firegbrigade in Agwambo's wake.If you have followed the shadow boxing since Raila came back from the USA, you would already have discerned the dance routines. Raila goes to Coast; soon after him Ruto or Muigai goes. Raila goes Masailand; Uhuruto goes Masailand. Raila goes Eldoret, Uhuruto goes Eldoret. –--I have been plotting it on a chart I call ''flight patterns''! It takes three to tango, given the presidency of Kenya is dual. If the referendum goes ahead, dealing with Raila will be the full time occupation of Uhuruto, and ruling will be a distant activity. And the digital duo knows it, Ababu. Where does that leave you? It leaves you politically stupid to oppose the referendum methinks. There is no discernible progressive national interest in opposing it. It is politics as usual, and since you are young and presumably going places, such a learning experience you can not dare miss, can not afford to miss. You have to go the campaign trail several times. It is not a joke. Remember how Hillary Clinton broke down on the road one early morning, one late rally too much? Better you learn the cracks of the whip early on. Most importantly, Raila is old, and the ravages of the campaign would tell on him, meaning a young COLONEL –-I do not like them calling you GENERALI-- would be needed to rally the troops at some decisive moments. And Ababu, that is when you would emerge, energetic, young, a brilliant debater, a negotiated orator, fighter and mover of stuff, even saving the day and getting confirmed made! undisputed. Of course without Raila, those minions from Nyanza calling you a Jubilee mole are just blind puppies! So you do not hear me talking about them. Now, EVEN IF YOU EVENTUALLY LOOSE the referendum, but you performed at peak colonel combat levels in the public limelight, your pre-eminence would be nailed into the national psyche, an inspirational brand. A formidable reserve of credit –-objective approval ratings. You would have sharpened yourself in the trenches of battle, a colonel on the way to chief of staff. Wanjiku would be charmed unspeakable, well, kind of possibly! (And your enemies, wickedly aroused!) You feel me, fwaka?Got to go now, but there is a part 2 in my head. So I will be back.
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Post by kamalet on Aug 26, 2014 22:07:13 GMT 3
Jakaswanga
Apologies for the slight digression on the subject of Ababu whom you urge not to follow the cold feet of Peter Kenneth and Hassan Joho.
CORD has gone out on a campaign to collect 1 million signatures to shore up support for a popular initiative to change the constitution. Nothing actually wrong with this process as it is provided for in the constitution. We all must appreciate that constitution is not a political party manifesto or the activist journal of gays and homophobes. It is a document that is intended to unite all Kenyans, so any change needs to be above the political fray.
The problem I see is that I am being asked to subscribe my signature to a referendum before the question I am signing up for is known. I could sign up and be conned to supporting a question I actually disagree with. If for instance the question was put to allow gay marriages, I would not sign up to that popular initiative for I have a stand on the matter...but then I do not know what I will be signing up to!
So I actually would not accuse Peter and Hassan of getting cold feet if they do not know what they are supposed to champion in the form of a question. As for Tawfiq, he is capturing the attention of his community and this is sadly at the detriment of the Bungoma man called Wetangula. Raila needs to think like Moi and ditch the coterie of relatives and bootlickers misleading him. He should populate ODM with a national outlook like Moi's KANU which had Oloo Aringo as Chairman and J J Kamotho as Secretary General whilst maintaining a tight leash on the party.
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Post by kelly on Sept 14, 2014 4:59:34 GMT 3
www.nation.co.ke/news/politics/Raila-denies-claims-of-disunity-in-ODM/-/1064/2425520/-/ixi78h/-/index.html ODM Leader Raila Odinga (right) and Budalang'i MP Ababu Namwamba during a press conference at Capitol Hill Square on August 20, 2014 This photo is so historic it is a treasure to ponder. Never has the truth of body language so mocked the propaganda message. No, not even when Judas kissed Jesus was there ever such a PUBLIC dissonance between soul and act. Even the vilest who-res faking orgasms have never exhibited such fakeness in their propagandistic vocal professions of delight. (Of course I am merely hallucinating on that, because a man of my honourable station in life has absolutely no way of knowing what devious tonal ranges prostitutes may profusely display in audiological pitches for more cash, as tips post-action! – -ywak ochot mit loyo siandane, manamba more nowachona!) But in any case this photo speaks book volumes. Here is another make-up photo op. And then the courtiers and their lieutenants went on to organise the homecoming-rally booing of Kidero. A roman crowd of senators you guys are up there. An ever plotting nobility whose memory of agreements is shorter than the half-life of a second. A leecherously greedy herd of corrupted swine that forms a plague of indecency. Morally destitute amongst themselves, they delude themselves that is the general case with all humanity. They thus display their rottenness with impunity. So, at that press conference, Ababu, did you guys imagine you could fool the Kenyan public? Have you become such a cheap and cynical charlatan that you really think Wanjiku is such a fool to be taken in by a horrid who-rish show of fake love between you and Raila? Take a look at that photo again, you goons. Meanwhile let me try to see if my old roommate who studied psychology and majored in non-verbal communication has deconstructed you goons some more. I sent the photo to her just for the fun of it! I do have an ear for scientific opinions, even if I do not consider psychology a science! Another photo psychologists can feast on...
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Post by jakaswanga on Sept 20, 2014 23:34:38 GMT 3
May I abuse you today Ababu wa Nereah? I have heard it began with the Nakuru governor Mbugua Kinuthia. Assuming extraordinary powers, he banned political meetings to do with the referendum in his backyard. You know Nakuru is about 4th or 5th Kenyan town, very Cosmopolitan. Now the ban goes for Embu too; there will be no referendum there, if we are to believe a senator, Lenny Kivuti, in fact none in the whole of central. But that is not the wonder. Because idiots will be idiots as is their incorrigible nature, and infantile imbeciles will toilet on the dinner table, smilingly conform their mental age. On the contrary, the wonder is when the YOUNG TURKS OF A LAND fail to rise to the occasion, when fellas with a pretence to a progressive vision of the future like ABABU NAMWAMBA, acquiesce to the idiocy of zoning. When YOUR ilk, Tawfiq, go mum on the naked balkanisation, are we not correct to surmise you nod in secret affirmation? Or are we suppose to think this is your enlightened moment of never argue with the fool Mbugua, for people might not notice the difference? There is a silence which speaks louder than words. Deafening, like yours! –-it is the furtive neutrality of Mobutu Sese Seko as he calculatingly watched the soldiers gag Patrice Lumumba, trussing him like chicken for transport to the manger. Yet in effect stupids catapulting their coutry back a century. Lumumba's Death Mask. NB: There is a Congolese guitarist known as ''Charan''. Now you know what it is he wants to capture when he eats the guitar –-after a terrifying solo. The solo, I came to know, is colloquially known as fixing the death mask. Lumumba's soul capture issuing out before death, becoming a question to future generations of Africa, take another look at those eyes Ababu. What do they ask you!?Relax man! You are a Kenyan comprador and it isn't like I really would press you for an answer on such matters! Koro Hehe Yawa, why would I not throw shoes at the president of a country whose party has banned a constitutionally legal referendum in a cosmopolitan area/city under her governor!? Okay the president is a conservative and conservatives have a duty to keep things primitive and stagnant. But how about the pretenders? Those who want progress, who articulate TEAM FRESH STUFF! What now if TEAM FRESH too sees not the joke in SELECTIVE BANS! The TIT for TAT which will become the popular understanding of this strategy, and the inevitable ETHNIC CORDONING OFF, since most regions in Kenya, even counties, are ethnically specific in the main!? I admit there is a positive side. IT means counties are AUTONOMOUS of central law and Governors are SOVEREIGN. Just like any country or state has borders and can bar UNWANTED ALIENS from entering –-that is why they have passport control, our counties too reserve this right, even if the aliens hold the Kenyan passport and are mandated by the Kenyan constitution to go about their political business anywhere in the ''fictitious'' republic. Our counties are maturing into states right before our eyes, within 2 years of the promulgation of the new constitution! Perhaps it deserves a Huraah! But like I said of the Scotland situation. I am a unionist and secessions scare the wits out of my dikk! Well, I am ready to be open-minded enough to recognise that many Kenyans are secessionists at heart. More Migori's please! www.congoplanet.com/video.jsp?i=1&st=t
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Post by jakaswanga on Sept 23, 2014 22:18:25 GMT 3
Suitors galore, Ababu, but why, O fair Lady? Is it love is it love they are feeling? And could you be lov'd!? –-(a bit of Bob Marley there that is!)
Or are you selling, that they have come to place in bids? Or are you to be war booty, a looted trophy to be firmly paraded before the Roman crowds, filing behind their homeboy as he draws cheers? Or an exotic conquest to be broken in by the emperor before being released for public use in the temple of ritual prostitution?
Two days in a row on a weekend, Budalangi hosted the two elephants of the political landscape Kenya. Coincidence of perfect timing: Uhuru begins western and nyanza tour as referendum temperatures rises. Added on September 08th, 2014
Obviously your ass is an irresistible honey-hive of political pheromones, and hot studs are prowling, sizing up their chances and your price. Bets are out on how long you will hold fort, before your well-worn girdle of chastity if any, is laid to waste by rampaging beasts in the run to 2017!
This will be a defining decision for your political future. For it will judge whether in your own mind you are an appendage, owned and kept, a clientele, or an own man taking maximum risks with himself, independent.
(Remember how,when push came to shove, many Scots were cowed and balked from voting Independence! –-too risky!) That is what I mean, whichever way you look at it, individual or collective, independence is a daring high risk business. See how much blood is shed to achieve it in the history of anti-colonial Africa.
Alternative is of course to sell yourself, doggishly warm within the umbrella of sycophancy; though one can inflate ones price to the sky –-if they buyers think ones ass is that premium! (otherwise you overprice yourself out of the market).
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Post by jakaswanga on Dec 13, 2014 15:44:20 GMT 3
AND FINALLY TEAM FRESH REACHED AN ARRANGEMENT WITH GROUP STALE! --all things political are temporary though! But .. Congratulations! General Tawfiq, It is a kind of change of guard. But the resultant coalitional balance of forces between the fresh and the stale, is for the moment looking like a spinning but 'rigged' coin! -Eh! Nevertheless Congratulations, Ababu, you are the freshly –-let me use a religious term which in modern politics is laden with court intrigues-- 'anointed' Secretary General of the ODM, replacing the defunct professor Nyong'o. And you are a ''Young Turk'', to use another popular term with nefarious undertones in folklore. For In Luoland, a Young Turk is also the baptismal given to a able-bodied 'terrorist ', who is the latest bed-warmer of a hot, young widow (some widows prefer to mourn by moaning). Well, in Mbita now, we of course are placing bets on the possible 'young Turks' who will inherit GOK's vast harem! Yes, life does go on, and the hero bequeaths an empire of cun-nts to some lucky studs. But you, ODM-SG Ababu, have other headaches and business to take care of. You have barely saddled the horse, your one foot less than hooked in the stirrup, and there the beast is on the gallop. And a dizzying one too. Man, you gotta be quick, athletic, and a zorro superior in the main to take care of business! What do I mean? Your party leader, and the rest of your Old Orange secretariat, seem to have had this notion that Kajiado central should be reserved for ODM. This after Uhuru Kenyatta lured away the ageing General who the popular party had placed thence as sentry! Now take a look at the response of your opposite at TNA, the underhand Onyango Oloo TNT. Jubilee has a chance to do what? Kwani, Ababu Tawfiq Yo, is it so difficult to see, that the purpose of tricking Nkaissery into cabinet, is to have a Jubilee clean sweep of Maasailand! Goring ODM out of Kajiado central being a worthy risk or charge. In which century do you ODM people inhabit, to even publicise the idea of reserving a seat for your particular party!? Ati, jests TNT Oloo, you ''want the seat for free!'' General Ababu has no fight in him!? General Ababu's party wants to be compensated for the theft of their sleepy-headed sentry!? Or is it elopement of their who-rish Mpig? You sure you guys are in the right game called politics? Or you are in this to sell your arsehole's? Ababu, you would wanna do yourself some good, salvage your reputation and take the battle to the poacher Onyango Oloo. Otherwise it is you he will come for! And your arse better be oiled! If the CURRENT security docket is a Maasai reserved seat because of positive discrimination and other calculations like regional balance and the management of ethnic emotions, then the correct position is a HEAD-HUNT FOR THE MOST COMPETENT MAASAI toughie. And these come a dozen a dime; no nonsense sheriffs who earned their keep under Moi –-even with mass rape as a pacification weapon-- like Nkaissery in Pokots! So, actually you as Zorro secretary general of the popular progressive party can bark a No. No, Old soldier Nkaissery, you stay ODM Mp coz I could loose the seat to the notorious fish-dick Onyango Oloo, and I do not want to embarrass myself in public pleading for an ODM reservation in Kajiado by-election, claiming it as compensation for your political prostitution, O retired General! This means we gona head-hunt another Maasai killer ex-General to throw at Al-Shabaab! Just it wont be you! It will be an open and transparent competitive process to replace Ole Lenku, but Maasai's only of course! (Ha ha ha!)And, Ababu Sir, this pitch-line can be argued publicly in Maasailand by a glib lawyer your calibre. The security docket is reserved for a competent Maasai, agreed, but Nkaissery the suspected war-criminal, is not necessarily the most competent Ole to replace the discredited Lenku! He remains the best Kajiado Central ODM Mpig! And, armed with names of men even more ruthless than Nkaissery, you can argue this case publicly in Maasailand, and dare Uhuruto to pick the most fearsome, freely available Maasai ex top soldier.I got three Ole something names for you who make Nkaissery a boy among men. That is the Zorro option! You believe in the fight, you fight it. You don't, you don't. Otherwise Onyango Oloo TNT prepares his last laughs! Making a meal of your arse on the by-election day! Yes, I have something against Onyango Oloo. You see he laughed and told a local national station: ''Gini ka ok Raila ochung', to wasekawo!'' –-Ati if Raila does not stand for HomaBay senator, TNA wins it straightaway! Still he managed to bluff some of you soft-heads into considering Raila to candidate himself! Imagine!
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Post by jakaswanga on Dec 17, 2014 0:02:45 GMT 3
FROM MEN IN BLACK TO MEN IN WHITE?
What is this Ababu? ODM can not deliver a honest nomination in Homabay, the home of 'Mapambano'? and you are suppose to OKOA the whole republic?
You as captain of Team Fresh had a wonderful opportunity to give us a hint of a better future! then this! And you fellows proceed to blame the IEBC for giving you a short time. But the complaints from the MIW is the DELEGATES LIST HAS BEEN TAMPERED WITH! --how is that the fault of the chicken-addicted IEBC?
When MiB hit Kasaran and scuttled the exercise, my man John Mbadi went on air to finger Jubilee as the orchestrating master of evil. Huh!? now again at HomaBay it is the IEBC? Huh!? how about just a tiny bit of an exercise called critical thinking!?
Generali, you a toy boy or what!?
Nani ata okoa Homabay county!? Onyango Oloo TNT, bi kawuru gini bwana! inyiewe!
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Post by ebarasi on Dec 17, 2014 4:55:08 GMT 3
Universal suffrage is the way to go. It is not perfect but it is the only way we get the people to perticipate. Homabay is more than delegates.Where art thu TNA or URP?
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Post by mwalimumkuu on Dec 17, 2014 17:45:10 GMT 3
FROM MEN IN BLACK TO MEN IN WHITE? What is this Ababu? ODM can not deliver a honest nomination in Homabay, the home of 'Mapambano'? and you are suppose to OKOA the whole republic? You as captain of Team Fresh had a wonderful opportunity to give us a hint of a better future! then this! And you fellows proceed to blame the IEBC for giving you a short time. But the complaints from the MIW is the DELEGATES LIST HAS BEEN TAMPERED WITH! --how is that the fault of the chicken-addicted IEBC? When MiB hit Kasaran and scuttled the exercise, my man John Mbadi went on air to finger Jubilee as the orchestrating master of evil. Huh!? now again at HomaBay it is the IEBC? Huh!? how about just a tiny bit of an exercise called critical thinking!? Generali, you a toy boy or what!? Nani ata okoa Homabay county!? Onyango Oloo TNT, bi kawuru gini bwana! inyiewe!Jakaswanga: You are asking Ababu to do the impossible. He is himself a beneficiary of boardroom deals, how then can we expect him to turn around and condemn or even reshape the same system that has birthed him? With the kind of goodwill and support that Joho and Ababu enjoyed in the party, one would have expected them to insist on going for the ballot because they would have still vanquished their opponents anyway, and broken away from the ODM's establishment and bad culture. But no, they were very willing and ready to bend backwards and accept positions through a very flawed process. They now lack the moral standing and authority to castigate such glaring inadequacies as witnessed in Homa Bay. As it stands, baba will again pick a candidate for Homa Bay and ODM from Nairobi with his kitchen cabinet and Namwamba and the rest will have to rubber stamp the decision. ~~ Mwalimumkuu @nyumbakubwa ~~
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Post by podp on Dec 17, 2014 21:22:18 GMT 3
FROM MEN IN BLACK TO MEN IN WHITE? Jakaswanga: You are asking Ababu to do the impossible. He is himself a beneficiary of boardroom deals, how then can we expect him to turn around and condemn or even reshape the same system that has birthed him? With the kind of goodwill and support that Joho and Ababu enjoyed in the party, one would have expected them to insist on going for the ballot because they would have still vanquished their opponents anyway, and broken away from the ODM's establishment and bad culture. But no, they were very willing and ready to bend backwards and accept positions through a very flawed process. They now lack the moral standing and authority to castigate such glaring inadequacies as witnessed in Homa Bay. As it stands, baba will again pick a candidate for Homa Bay and ODM from Nairobi with his kitchen cabinet and Namwamba and the rest will have to rubber stamp the decision. ~~ Mwalimumkuu @nyumbakubwa ~~ makes sense and it is a pity that is what we will endure with in Kenya for the near future
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Post by jakaswanga on Dec 17, 2014 23:55:38 GMT 3
Jakaswanga: You are asking Ababu to do the impossible. He is himself a beneficiary of boardroom deals, how then can we expect him to turn around and condemn or even reshape the same system that has birthed him? With the kind of goodwill and support that Joho and Ababu enjoyed in the party, one would have expected them to insist on going for the ballot because they would have still vanquished their opponents anyway, and broken away from the ODM's establishment and bad culture. But no, they were very willing and ready to bend backwards and accept positions through a very flawed process. They now lack the moral standing and authority to castigate such glaring inadequacies as witnessed in Homa Bay. As it stands, baba will again pick a candidate for Homa Bay and ODM from Nairobi with his kitchen cabinet and Namwamba and the rest will have to rubber stamp the decision. ~~ Mwalimumkuu @nyumbakubwa ~~ makes sense and it is a pity that is what we will endure with in Kenya for the near future The Lion and the Jewel! The young Turks of team fresh walked into a trap! Who can now tell the difference?
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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 11, 2015 14:51:32 GMT 3
I spied you up-close a bit Tawfiq, yesterday at the grand send-off of the late crown prince Fidel Odinga. I got one or two to off my chest. First a flashback. And now to business. There is apparently a powerful disconnect between the male Luo youth and their political mandarins. The open booing and, humiliatingly, throwing a calabash of dirty water at the face of homegirl Raychelle Omamo, Migogo, is an illustrative point. Cultural ( ) protocols that govern funeral occasions propose a stiff upper lip, whatever the loathing the speaker is held in. --Alas, Fwack you in hell fat b!tch, Ms Omamo was shattered in her own home, Bondo, forcing Agwambo to shoot up to harangue the riff-raff in turn. Two, only last week in HomaBay Siro, the entourage of Mbadi, Osele, Outa and the rest, could only squeeze a close shave after pistol shots renting the air with others causing grievous bodily harm. They were besieged by an angry group of Luo youths: no selections, just elections. Two theories. Something must be cooking hot in Nyanza. I do not remember exactly -I have to check the archives, but HE Ouru Kenyatta did not fare any better in Migori, nor did Tinga himself when he went to detoxify a WAHINDI monument in Kisumu, deemed anti-Christ. Theory 1. -These are hired, bought-drinks thugs, the rent-a-crowd mob. These are spoilers working at the behest of even bigger spoilers. Working evil to soil a whole tribe's name. Rourini monyiew ma ketho nying Oganda Luo. 2. the theory of proportional, occasional or total disconnect between the top and the bottom. Manifestations of alienation. Riff-raff mob style! jeers and cheers at Fidel funeral.Now; Warning ababu -after you have picked your theory! You absorbed the respect accorded you, Omwami, verily with your dark-shaded eyes glinting in their hoods. --No, no denial of light through them James-Bond Q-department outfits. Sir, I argue it is reasonable to conclude the following: The Roman mob never believed the tales told by Oburu Odinga, reverberated by Otieno Kajwang' and whispered by the courtiers, that you were a mole. A Jubilee mole. Nay, the riff-raff never laid ear to these dangerous rumours nearly parroted by Wanga and the likes of Mbadi: -I did not catch Sir John come out loud to declare them tales fairy, them telling mouths foul! Such tacit silences --(like the current voicelessness afflicting the Luo intelligentsia to evaluate 'your' dynastic connivance to fix the Homabay senatorial race as unhealthy)-- are very loud tale-tellers! Winyo ka winyo gi ywakne, to machielo bende ling' berne, nimar dhano osiep chunye! (--Every bird the song of his beak, but another prefers silence, for the human heart is nest of plots!) Now, if that charged youthful crowd had believed this Ababu-is-a-mole narrative, you would not have enjoyed that peace and respect you did on the podium, Tawfiq. And it was a lengthy presence, as you shone, introducing the team to strategise the 2017 power-grab! Your performance, with the goodwill of the crowd, -- Ababu ni Sawa! Tawfiq ni wetu! Jemadari endelea! Chapa Uhuru vita!-- must also have enlightened erstwhile competitor A gnes Zani, if her political instincts are on the up. Mobs! they scare me! So, Omwami, you have a problem. In Singo! More a curse. The riff-raff are yoking you to their cause! And I have to warn you, speaking in tongues like some coy oracle of fate, niyani: --O Omwami Namwamba, You are between Skylla and Karybdis, and you will need a much wile and many guiles to sail safely home, passing between these two perils. Unlike the Argonaut captain who could, metaphorically speaking, test the waters first by letting a dove dry-run the gauntlet ahead, you just have to do a Ulysses gamble. You are sandwiched between, on one hand, the current crypto-fascist comprador Luo political bureaucracy -a corrupted and politically bankrupt band who only yesterday exorcised you a demon enemy mole, and whose devilish classmates you are; and, on the other hand, the hard rock of a dispossessed proletariat no longer needed by an advancing production process; an (capitalistically speaking) economically useless/excluded group doomed to a sub-altern reserve of sorry, unfulfilled lives of squalor, and thus prone to increased radicalisation and low tolerance for fakes. They are intrinsic carriers of distant hopes with dangerous bends. Mobs! they scare me! These riff-raff are personifications of Widowed aspirations. -( Yawa, ere jater maliet?) Where art thou? some real, virile young Turk to fulfil them! JOWI! JOWI! It is within this 'crocodile jaw' you performed your live coquetish dance of a national leader (I will rip apart your body language for you one day, but later!). There is a way to do that and get away with it. Taming a croc that is. One requires a simple idea and a wily ally like Perseus unto the labyrinth. But unmissable at every second, is the most shamelessly noble quality a man can have: courage. Bravery under fire. When all is said and done Ababu, Raila's magic is his percieved bravery. This quality maketh a man a legend, it endures, and separates a man from the crowd. Even when he soils and makes a fool of himself in public, the brave man stays a pet hero. Tragic it may be, but all the more an endearing hero. That is the invincibility of a brave man who fought the good fight in his hey days, loose or win. The greatness of a superior character. The enigma. I will bet my uncircumcised protrution, that Raila Odinga, unlike their excellency's Uhuruto, would need no laws to punish those who disrespect him! That is why when Ouru Kenyatta reportedly disparaged Agwambo as kerher, the mocking response from the riff-raff was ... Anyway, these are your heydays Tawfiq. You could use them or not much. Howbeit I would be the fairies to turn you into a Macbeth! Nay, it would appear you have the traction to rise. The Roman crowd is a viper of fickle heart, but history shows she can be conquered and tamed. --But O! the price! O the price! Heroes are made and genuine comes not cheap! The struggle forges bonafide and shifts malafide. For the route is long and of journeymen fakes galore! ******** The Roman crowd knows! And so do we all. So I might ask sir: Do you know yourself, O Omwami? That you dare be Wanjiku's price-fighter, A fated gladiator willing the death arena?NB: now, a thwack: I think you should have had the guts to introduce Nairobi governor Evans Kidero up on podium, calling him in person, just like the mob demanded Kethi Kilonzo, whose folkish popularity stunned you elites. Of course the spectre of humiliation loomed large -remembering the Nairobi crowd on the Baba is back day at Uhuru park; and, by hindsight yesterday's avoidance of Kidero may appear wise, considering the hostility which was the lot of cabinet secretaries Omamo and Ngilu, yet I still insist you errered, joining the rest of the bureaucracy in ignoring the prominence of Evans Kidero in national or politics. He wont go away you know. Facing this issue in Luoland is a RISK a brave man would run. It is a good gambit, explaining to a hostile crowd, like Antonius taming the Roman one, why the most high-profile Luo incumbent, the de facto president of the largest financial centre in East and Central Africa, needed must in his Luoland have a hearing. (On a day every Kamau Otieno and Mutiso is having his!) It was of course a risk every average master of ceremonies would never dare run. But it would have been a show of fighting character if Ababu Namwamba, enjoying popular credit --ALI BOMA YE! (Ali vs Foreman in Kinshasha), had dared test the limits of his draw. It is called emotional intelligence, a rising bull will prod, by instinct, to learn. Sometimes picking fights he must loose, but in the process picking up winning tips for the return match. Be your age Omwami! Or was that not you who talked of ODM capturing power in 2017? Take the fight to the crowd Ababu. Or, what will you do when you come to HomaBay to campaign for your rigged-in candidate, Moses Kajwang'? (And further afield, for instance in Kajiado central next month!) You want to give us Raila osewacho sh!t, or dare you Abraham Lincoln us in the open market? HOMABAY! HEAR A CYNIC SPEAK! my seat to dispense with at my leisure. The consolation of Father Kajwang'
''For the loyalty of thy son, who like a slave toiled for my cause! For the Priamos-like grief, That made a King kneel, To kiss the hands that slew his breed, Thy do I today compensate with the Homabay senatorial seat!'' ----------------------------- Yes, I lived those times when we preached water and drank wine! When senatorial seats were the dispense of emperors of Rome And the people knew not to displease the grieving King, For freedom of choice is one thing, and a sheep's lot, another!Democracy, to quote a recent professor Anyang' Nyong'o, ''has not been internalised yet by our people. The party must therefore have a strong guiding hand!'' Hehe Ababu, you leave the riff-raff to their devices, they will cheer a TNA mole in an ODM zone! Come guide us sir! I will be back! --JOWI! JOWI!
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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 13, 2015 20:10:56 GMT 3
yesterday I was tapping my nose, thinking things, sipping a drink, thus.I was hoping something would come along, some juicy bone to gnaw, or some spongy plastic piece to execise with, like a pet dog with a fake bone in a park! Either way, I am not exactly disappointed.It was a state burial, and as Otieno Kajwang' once famously ridiculed ex IG Police David Kimaiyo -- 'ulifikiri tutasema nini sisi wanasiasa wote tukikutana na wananchi Tononoka! Wewe Kimaiyo bwana wacha kuwa mtoto! Politics is what we do! anywhere and everywhere and everytime! that is why they call me a politician omera, yet I studied law! ---dhi fuwna kucha, omera Kimaiyo!'David Kimaiyo had overeached himself and banned politics, first at Raila's Baba amerudi rally, and then later on another occasion in Tononoka Mombasa. One could hear the ribs of the crowd cracking all the way to Zanzibar as Mapambano Achach gir JokaNyakwamba read David Kimaiyo the laws of politics in public! i remember that lecture as I write the following: And up rose the King, and much was he displeased. His eyes flashed a thunder, a glint which once was the royal privilege of repeatedly getting away with murder. His face was a frozen mask of chastise, and as he spoke, his voice chilly sharp in a way rarely exhibited by a King in public, there was no trace of the grieving father in his demeanour: ''Ling'uru thi! Ukuodo wiya! Umono Recho wuoyo nadi, to obiro ywaga! Kendo okelo wizala za rambirambi moa sirkal! Utimru nade? Magi ang'o!?'' -he more or less roared. ''You ashame mepeople! Hold your silences still! how dare you bar Raychelle from speaking, yet she comes to condole with me, and bears condolenses from the state!? what a sorry sight! what is this!?' But to no avail. Lumbering away in shambolic gait, the super-obese daughter of Utonga whose father was Elephantine (Kaliech), beat a humiliated retreat before surer, even more determined plastic bottles of water could thud into her absorbent body. It was indeed a sight to anger a King. A high-ranking emissary from another royal house, a half egwugwu, roundly undressed in public, and more so, a homegirl who had made it big in the city, albeit a defector to the other side. But still, the delicacies of protocol and the conventions of power, demanded the surface hospitality of a swiss hotel, even as, underneath, hearts seethed with a cobra's venom. Charity Ngilu too recieved her fair share of heckling. Much tot he chagrin of her ODM would-be chums. Well, as the dust has continued to settle on the day, a consensus of perplexity seems to have taken master of the Luo nobility at large. They are angry at the riff-raff who, in their narrative, brought shame and disrepute upon the whole tribe. This riff-raff confronted with the usual suspects, refused to swallow their animosity for the day. They instead denounced all those they thought were crap and damaged goods. All gentlemanly hypocrites who place some premium on some fictitious well-behaved, civilised communal coat which they wanted to be the televised variant, narrative or propaganda pitch to market themselves, have suffered a tremendous jolt to the plastic world. It is a make-believe world, every move a subterfuge, a world devoid of passion, but infested with fake platitudes which pass for human interaction. A snake pit. The riff-raff were brutally honest. Most of them are a social class without the financial means to cushion hypocrisy. They are wretched and they look it and they are it. They are dirty, unwashed and unperfumed. They have barely a change of clothes, and are bare-chested on such an occasion to save their single wears from sweat. They inhabit a dichotomous world of no grey areas. Rich or poor, alive or dead, single or married, good or bad. These lost poor souls had not time for ritual condolences delivered in strangely accented and mellifluous accents by local girls. Brutalised by a greedy criminal elite, they behaved different in the face of that same elite. Leading, amazingly, to much soul searching! -Yawa! Goodly but naive folks have been aghast, outraged, and still shake their heads in disbelief, reliving the horror when the riff-raff, in all Live TV glee, poured outrageous insults at some prominent figures within or without government. Raychele Omamo's plight definitely the saddest in my books. Yet I think Raila misunderstood or deliberately chose to misconstrue the situation ---political rally in effect. And with him, most of those uttering condemnations. They say this was chiefly a day to grieve, and other emotions should have been put aside, and visitors from all walks of the political divides welcomed in a brotherly embrace, the kind the fallen prince reputedly specialised in, in his, if Nyakundi is to be believed, vodka-ridden diplomatic merry-go-rounds around town! Ababu Namwamba too, who I joked was being yoked by the wretched of the earth to their cause, has found his voice, or shall I say his footings, and is dancing the cord, walking a tight-rope at breathtaking heights! Continued. But what is the protocol of a political rally in a polarised land supposedly brought together by a death billed by others as murder? And not just your ordinary corpses, but a crown-prince's!
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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 18, 2015 21:27:22 GMT 3
Ababu, this is the popular party in action in my backyard!? Did you know this is a repeat of the KANU days? fwato nyayo or else!What would you say if I told you the elephant in the room is Evans Kidero? There is a courtier's decision to kill off his political career in which he wants to position himself as the heir to the Odinga papacy,or is it caliphate? Kidero and his dreams must be confined to the bottom of the sea, is the resolution. The problem is the courtier's are not sure this opinion is shared by the wider Luo nationalism --(and there is more to that story which shall reveal itself as the inevitable happens)
The Luos say: ''dala nyaka bed kod nyiruedhi speya. Ka thuon maduong' olwar, to iyudo mirwako e jok araka!'' Translation: a spare wheel is not a bad idea on a long journey!
Do not let the b!itchinessin Luoland tear the party apart. Sure of its grassroots support for the national agenda, the party should indeed allow the greatest freedoms for local politics. Otherwise you guys are a bad fit, like a pinching shoe that wont do for the long march.
And just when your opponents have revealed a half a century game plane for monopoly at the top! Imagine in Nairobi county, Sonko is just looking for the governorship to be his stepping stone to deputise Ruto in 2022. He He Ababu! and you are busy antagonising the ground in South Nyanza!?
Boy, stop being a baby, as my dad would patronise if I let the fish slip back into the waters!
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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 22, 2015 20:47:33 GMT 3
Ababu, this is the popular party in action in my backyard!? Did you know this is a repeat of the KANU days? fwato nyayo or else!What would you say if I told you the elephant in the room is Evans Kidero? There is a courtier's decision to kill off his political career in which he wants to position himself as the heir to the Odinga papacy,or is it caliphate? Kidero and his dreams must be confined to the bottom of the sea, is the resolution. The problem is the courtier's are not sure this opinion is shared by the wider Luo nationalism --(and there is more to that story which shall reveal itself as the inevitable happens) The Luos say: ''dala nyaka bed kod nyiruedhi speya. Ka thuon maduong' olwar, to iyudo mirwako e jok araka!'' Translation: a spare wheel is not a bad idea on a long journey!Do not let the b!itchinessin Luoland tear the party apart. Sure of its grassroots support for the national agenda, the party should indeed allow the greatest freedoms for local politics. Otherwise you guys are a bad fit, like a pinching shoe that wont do for the long march.And just when your opponents have revealed a half a century game plane for monopoly at the top! Imagine in Nairobi county, Sonko is just looking for the governorship to be his stepping stone to deputise Ruto in 2022. He He Ababu! and you are busy antagonising the ground in South Nyanza!? Boy, stop being a baby, as my dad would patronise if I let the fish slip back into the waters! Well, Generali Tawfiq! some squirrels from Luo Nyanza are at it again! even you, only yesterday you were branded a JUBILEE MOLE, culminating in the dreadful and shameful MiB at Kasarani. Then after Men-in-White to precipitate a rigged process, and a selection by direct nomination, all from the same retarded think-tank, we now have the expulsion of Dr. Evans Kidero in line!? Mesays there is something rotten at the heart of Luo politics. I still remember the maligning of William Oduol in Siaya with horror. Kidero is next! But in this, a sleeping dog which would better have been left to sleep, is being stirred, kicked awake. A domestic . But here are the knives out for the Nairobi governor in Nyalgunga! www.nation.co.ke/news/politics/ODM-Evans-Kidero-Homa-Bay-By-Election/-/1064/2597786/-/jgbca8z/-/index.html Dare you condemn the riff-raff heckling Ngilu and Omamo, and think you are going anywhere with these kind of sheep in your corner? You got another think coming buddy. Things like Wandayi are only interested in their regional seats, not the national picture. Once you figure that out in Luo politics, you will understand the sycophantic verbiage of this lot. It is better to critique Kidero for his office having failed to AUTHENTICATE the title deed which was used to annex Lang'ata Primary School land. Kidero can not be stupid enough not to know TITLE DEEDS come several for any plot in Kenyan urban centers. So every title deed must be triple and quadri checked before it is passed. It was thus such stupendous stupidity as to be complicity in the scam. (believing the title deed, now disowned by the Land commission!)
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Post by jakaswanga on Feb 14, 2015 15:44:49 GMT 3
I want to congratulate you at length about your Homabay win, O Tawfiq, even if you had to slave-work old-horses like Otada Jakoyo Kamidiwo into the hospital words. But first, and important warning, because I have been reading up on NAROK county.This MAI-MAHIU-NAROK-BOMET-KAPLONG-KISII is the route to HomaBay environs from Nairobi, and so, my friend, when it is blocked for several days, South Nyanza people get nervous and fidget around for explanations. deep explanations. So, first on the pitfalls of 'delegating inferior material' to key dockets. Uhuru Kenyatta's tears. If the CURRENT security docket is a Maasai reserved seat because of positive discrimination and other calculations like regional balance and the management of ethnic emotions, then the correct position is a HEAD-HUNT FOR THE MOST COMPETENT MAASAI toughie. And these come a dozen a dime; no nonsense sheriffs who earned their keep under Moi –-even with mass rape as a pacification weapon-- like Nkaissery in Pokots! So, actually you as Zorro secretary general of the popular progressive party can bark a No. No, Old soldier Nkaissery, you stay ODM Mp coz I could loose the seat to the notorious fish-dick Onyango Oloo, and I do not want to embarrass myself in public pleading for an ODM reservation in Kajiado by-election, claiming it as compensation for your political prostitution, O retired General! This means we gona head-hunt another Maasai killer ex-General to throw at Al-Shabaab! Just it wont be you! It will be an open and transparent competitive process to replace Ole Lenku, but Maasai's only of course! (Ha ha ha!)And, Ababu Sir, this pitch-line can be argued publicly in Maasailand by a glib lawyer your calibre. The security docket is reserved for a competent Maasai, agreed, but Nkaissery the suspected war-criminal, is not necessarily the most competent Ole to replace the discredited Lenku! He remains the best Kajiado Central ODM Mpig! And, armed with names of men even more ruthless than Nkaissery, you can argue this case publicly in Maasailand, and dare Uhuruto to pick the most fearsome, freely available Maasai ex top soldier. I got three Ole something names for you who make Nkaissery a boy among men. ABABU BEWARE: This is why I wanted you to walk about in Kajiado and listen to local tales, of woe, land grievances mainly. (you know, like the ones you heard in Homabay about Okundi and a ginnery! –-There is another one coming up about Orengo and the governor Ole-Tunai-owned Oloololo company. This is the outfit at the center of the Transmara (Narok) explosion which, now, even tough Maasai sheriff Nkaiserry himself is clueless to solve.) The issue which blocked the Narok-Bomet road, and nearly unearthed the Naivasha trauma for Luos in the Homeland as rumours filled the vaccum of scant correct information. but first, as I promised, the dangers of ''delegating inferior material'' to demanding portforlios: OURU'S shouting match at OLE Katoo ole METITO, THE GODFATHER OF LENKU!Vettin vetting vetting my foot! Patronage patronage patronage! and then you get incompetence. Make sure as the ODM national young turk point man, when one day senator Moses Kajwang' reveals himself an Ole Lenku, you recall this shouting match between Ouru and Metito! --who fooled who!? to the detriment of Kenyans!
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