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Post by jakaswanga on Nov 11, 2013 10:23:26 GMT 3
MY MARRIAGE TO RUTO IS COMING TO AN END, I FILE FOR DIVORCE! Dear William Samoei, And I saw the light, and my heart stirred, and I decided to take the risk, jump to the future and abandon the past. ALFRED MUTUA, THE GOVERNOR ON FIRETHERE has been a vacuum at the center of Kenya politics. The vacuum of vision. And A lfred Mutua has moved into it. Anybody who watched the unveiling of Machakos, either live on 8/10/13 or later on repeat, must have had a glimpse of this ‘vision thing’! Subtle but firm in content and intent, Mutua distanced himself from every vice that has besieged every previous generation of public administrators and politicians ---petty squabbles, retrogressive jelousies, back-handed deals for self-enrichment, short-changing the electorate [the youth and the old], no sense of patriotism, every deal a graft Kingdom. He articulated the future with a clarity reminiscent of young Tom Mboya in the mid 60s. And no doubt Alfred has picked quite an enemy constituency in this adventurous endeavor ... this declaration of love for his county and country. In qualifying his support for the LAP-TOP project which is the Jubilee flagship in education, the CORDED governor set the bar in the sky: --'I see power lines criss-crossing the country, bringing electricity to those computers in every primary school. ----I see roofs, permanent and galvanized, above standardized buildings housing those valuables!' In other words, the precondition is the TOTAL ELECTRIFICATION of the rural and urban [primary] schools. At the current less than 8000KW national production, and thousands of classrooms little less than stones under acacia trees in the open, Mutua’s qualification is sky steep indeed. But that is the clear vision thing. Edu cab-sec. Prof. Kaimenyi is all sport talking lap-tops, but the poor man has never talked power, neither solar, nor generators, nor grid-poles! [that is the night and day difference laid bare between two men in office]. And, coming to my point, it was watching this man Alfred Mutua pitch for his county and country, that woke me up to you, William Samoei Ruto, currently the greatest parasite in the body politic of Kenya. I will explain. WAKE UP, VP RUTO! YOUR MIND IS TOO MUCH MORTGAGED TO THE CHURCH! --ILLUSIONSReligion is opium of the people --- Vladimir Lenin [Russian revolutionary theorist]. Religion is pure supersitition –Karl Marx [Revolutionary german philosopher, economist and critical thinker] Ruto, let me judge you the way I judge myself and my contemporaries. Of course that could be asking too much of your types, that is Kenyan politicians forged in the KANU days, who are a special species of being better known as ‘professional parasites’ and as such, [you] may as well come from Mars whilst I from Venus. But with the rise of governors like Alfreddo Mutua in Machakos, professional parasites must be read the riot act. The eviction order. LABOUR ETHICS. Let us talk about the working day and fairness, its length and the reasonable productivity in that period, vis a vis the adequate remuneration. Ruto you are an absent VP. Mostly away whiling away your time in a bored courtroom at the Hague in Polderland Holland. Actually it is not your time, it is Wanjiku’s d*a*n time. And the bill is Wanjiku’s to pick anyways. Days on end you are doing NOTHING PRODUCTIVE TO KENYA as far as your OFFICIAL BRIEF is concerned. Yet you are living on full pay, full perks, full imprests, full 5* protocol and ostentatious luxury compared to the average tax-payer, yet ZERO PERFORMANCE. That is the perfect parasite.Occasionally that Nigerian Judge Eboe Osuji allows you some make believe trip to Kenya to come and sleep home while Uhuru Kenyatta hits the trail on his plea missions to various states (or darts off to some drinking spree in some hell-hole of an African capital], but these tokenisms of holding brief only serve to underscore your total spounging and loafing in office. A malingerer who has abandoned station, and periodically appears to re-register his name in the payroll. As soon as you come home, you spend all your time in church, which of course is not part of your official brief, but offers a welcome relief to soothe your nerves, Jesus being the rock of rocks as they say in faith! In other words, even the scarce time you have in Kenya you continue to squander in ‘emotional recovery and reload’, and other useless activities to Wanjiku.Surely in that bored courtroom you have enough time to meditate and pray to your heart’s fill, such that in Kenya, you should catch up on lost time and SPEND EVERY SINGLE MINUTE WORKING. You know how much political gravitas, space and traction you have lost since you were kidnapped by this Bensouda woman? Unquantifiable, and new forces have emerged to fill the vacuum.Alfred Mutua with his earnest keen and beguilingly innocent baby face, is just one of them. He has ran away with the vision, others have silently ran away with the power you could have wielded. Talk to your troops in the battlefield of coalition politics: absent general is troops in disarray. [You could take some heart from Raila’s woes too: CORD in parliament, their general out at large, is a total disarray of forces. You and Raila are twins in that aspect!] COMPARATIVE WORK ETHICS. DID you Ruto, know how many hours Margaret Thatcher used to clock on her job on the day, when she was minded to transform her beloved Britain from the sick man of Europe to the power house of? Have you an idea how many (rofl)MANHOURS!!! Our beloved Angel Merkel [Kanzelarin von Deutschland] puts in on the working day to keep Germany the EU motor? I can not pretend I do not know the answer to the above questions. Like Arap Moi, Thatcher was a workaholic, and still beats Dan who was reputed to be at his desk at 4 am, and could still be found at it at 1 am. Otherwise you do not last 25 years as a dictator ! [The joke in Rwanda was, Paul Kagame’s wife had never seen him in their bed, nor had any woman for that matter. Paul had forsaken sleeping [and sex altogether] to run his successful dictatorship!] And the joke in Kenya was, during Westgate, Uhuruto could not be reached, one part was snoring at the Hague, the other was in Nairobi but in a stupor a la Kibaki in his earlier bad days!]Even by Arap Mois work ethics –which fall short of Thatcher’s and Kagame’s, you and Uhuru are still legendary infant loafers. You continue taking that amount of French leave from the presidency, you will implode faster and more flaccid than a premature ejaculated dick-head!Because I would have voted for you had you run for president, I will be candidly brutal with you. I am filing for divorce, and I want you to understand me, that we quietly separate without undue drama. You are currently a sham Ruto. A fraudulent do-nothing. You are on full pay and perks, while performing zero, yet the state is at a critical juncture, whether regional issues [quarrel with Tz] or insecurity countrywide, or economic dire straits for the ordinary folks [vat, school fees, health bills]. You are then, I repeat, a perfect parasite.You have cleverly turned your personal –ICC- tribulations into a national treasury expenditure page. Good for you and great move in the scripts of old KANU-esque Kenya. But in the new Kenya of visions heralded by men like Mutua of Machakos, Ruto you are a stale charlatan, an atavistic reminder of what we used to be. You need a quick mutation to be part of the future. Now, you are headed the opposite direction. My advice is this, get to work and discover the joys of doing justice to your brief, or Quit. Stop descrediting yourself, swindling the public kitty of monies urgently needed elsewhere [subsidizing monthly paddies for menstruating Turkana and Borana girls for instance, who are socially/educationally ostracised during their Mps!] But I know of no historical instance where perfect parasites quit on their own. It will be the old-fashioned way thus. So long. I will be back!
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Post by jakaswanga on Dec 8, 2013 0:33:41 GMT 3
I said I would be back! ---from a fishing expedition! etc! LISTEN, MR. RUTO. STOP BEING A JOKE, WAKE UP!Let me use two examples in your Saturday engagement to make an illustration of what I mean. In the same day, you uttered two important points of policy. 1. There will be a ‘’review’’ of [government] salaries to civil servants www.nation.co.ke/news/politics/Govt-to-review-civil-servants-pay--says-Ruto/-/1064/2103310/-/elue5kz/-/index.html What a place to tackle a fundamental point of threatened state bankruptcy! 2. There will be a new CDF disbursement policy from next year. Now, From the side of your Public-Relations brains, it is thus a great weekend. You dominate the front pages of the weekend papers. And that is,in spin-doctor land, top performance. Good. Creating a lot of motion without displacement. Successful subterfuge. But in running a government whose statement of mission is having cabinet secretaries who are technocrats, and in addition that is marketed as proof of a clean break with the past, you are proving to be one heck of a blundering dunderhead. 1. Government policy on salaries now, after MPigs have looted the treasury to the bottom, then handed over the baton to the MCA’s; and the SEREM BODY is a dismembered skeleton, has become an extensively complex affair. The police, army and other select intimidating powers have just had their raises, and nearly everybody else is hot on their heels, clamouring for a raise as if it is the last train to heaven. Surely the best way would be for the relevant technician, financial secretary Henry Rotich in this case, to prepare a bill and introduce it for debate in parliament. A comprehensive bill with vision. Not an ad-hoc hodge podge and after thought. 2. As it is, you are making a roadside broadside ---like your fellow Nandi Arap Moi in his baba na mama days of KANU. Now Ruto, a young dynamic head of state in a digital generation does not work like that. He goes scientific. Shows times have changed and new ways of solving old problems arrived. He works out a detailed program first, canvasses for cross house support, and has it passed in parliament as Unitary policy. ----Take it from me or not, that for a group of technicians, a crack think-tank from the treasury and the Central Bank, to come up with a co-ordinated, re-organised salary structure for the civil service in Kenya effective today, which will be binding ---- without the rogue judiciary too shooting it down because their allowances are going down , is in itself a whole financial year’s full labour. You know, that is a venture comparable to stuff like preparing and balancing the State budget. With your courts at each others throats even as you and Uhuru keep up appearances in public, the civil service can not be a walk-over. But there you are callously saying it will be done. Perhaps you are callous because you know in your own heart you are only talking hot-air, for in a few weeks you yourself will be back to sleepy days across Bensouda’s heaving countenance. At the same time the civil servants must laugh thus: he Ruto with his Hague business, costs Wanjiku more than a million of us per month! And he aint talking of being less of a parasite himself! Wat a bugger! Uhuru Kenyatta too made a big deal out of it in his inauguration speech, you remember, sir William? and look what has happened since then. It means you are just making ritual noises! Like an old who-re tiredly going through her script motions with the upteenth customer for a pitiance! Then on CDF. The man to do the talking would be professor Kaimenyi. Now I know the professor is not one of the bright guys in town, but like the Americans would say, he is a dim wit yes, but he is your fwacking dim wit. And you have to live with him and let live. If the minister of education can not announce policy in his department, what do you think we walimu will tell him in meetings? ----wont we go: ‘’Professor Kimia! tutongea na Ruto. Wewe mavi ya kuku tu. A decoration like a flowe girl!’’. In other words, you undermine these technocrats to levels where they are beneath any respect. They are zombies in the UHuruto show. They are anonymous members of the cast. Salaries will go down and Henry Rotich is not doing the talking!? Bullsh!t Ruto! Only yesterday I was telling this Harvard alumni to listen to Kenny Rogers's THE GAMBLER! cut losses and run for it!When I said you go to work, I did not mean you become a hectic, directionless volatile projectile like Nicolas Zarkozy, aka Turbo Zarko. This ex president of France could announce 10 initiatives in one week, all forgotten as soon as the new headline in TV Newsland arrived. And that was exactly the idea, to keep in the news, to develop name recognition, after recognising his tenure at the Elysee palace was a national collapse in slow motion. He succeeded in becoming notoriously irrelevant. But yes, he achieved saturated name recognition ala Coca Cola! (Not bad, no sooner had he lost elections that he was offered a part in film productions! And I am informed a vibrator named Turbo Zarko is holding his ground in the market place! though the anal-drilling counterpart flopped, or should we say failed to rise to the occasion?!) But, anyway, What you are doing, sir William, is payukapayukaring. Grand standing, making grandiose statements of policy with no footwork to follow it all up. The technicians feel alienated, and the civil service wont be volunteering matyrs. NGO SROW it will be. FOOTNOTES: THE LINES IN THE SAND------Remember that time when Uhuru Kenyatta was absent and you ordered the army somewhere to go keep peace? Am I wrong to reckon the army is going back again, now under a parliamentary mandate, to keep the same peace they have been keeping in the same region? Then there is Nyakach too, where in the aftermath of the murder of Aduma senior and his wife, the military deployment is still due. And thuggish Bungoma TOO. I am saying, before you deployed the army internally first time around, there was no legwork of the [mental kind] to assesses the security problem in the country, so that using the army as a kind of fire-brigade across the land would not be the MAINSTAY policy response. ---But Oh, how could you do the requited legwork of the head? With Bensouda blowing you kisses; and for his part, your sometimes boss Uhuru Kenyatta so petrified of the ICC seductress, that he marshalled all his efforts toward avoiding her hot embrace? A thing like continuously deploying the military for internal peace keeping, is actually what we call a POWER VACUUM! When the military moves to fill up the internal power vacuum ----they replace the police forces, then you have that Sh!t we had at Westgate. The military treat the inspector general of police as a toy. Some boy whose balls they will crush if he does not run along to polish their boots.You and Uhuru, Ruto, should start at common sense. Now with your media bill, a dark aged step for sure, you have handed Raila the campaigner a hammer and a torch. A hammer to smash your ribs, and a torch to hold for the beloved land which the Uhuruto evil duo is now covering in a blanket of darkness ----the torch of media freedoms painfully fought for!NB: Like Ngugi wa Thiongo’o, I like to write what I want! Not what some state-appointed empty-headed sycophant and creep thinks I should write. Now I take it you want to shut people like me up, roll back the time! Even re-commission Nyayo and Nyati Houses! It means you are a clear and present danger to the future of Kenya. An enemy of the future! An enemy of free and critical thought. An enemy of progress in Afrika. It means you must be opposed with the same tenacity with which the colonists were fought. AN ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE! You have to be told. You have run out of mandate. You have to dictate. And be fought back. I write what I want O I write what I want. I can not conform to the mental morgue you and your Jubilee acolytes have fashioned for Kenya in that communications bill signed by The Boss. Be brain dead if you want, listless in court days on end. Kenya must be active in the head, critical, thinking and going places Upstairs. Ruto, you and Uhuru are exiting the future, marching toward the past. You have to walk alone. Kenya can not come with you! Pure-Blood KANU gems! So long, we meet in hell some day I think. All our roads lead there! But like Mandela said, freedom I will have, or just die for it! And I will be back. From the bar!
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Post by jakaswanga on Dec 10, 2013 20:31:56 GMT 3
The echo of your voice, DP William Ruto, had not died down before the import of its content was already burried. www.standardmedia.co.ke/?articleID=2000099825&story_title=psc-contradicts-dp-william-ruto-says-civil-servants-will-not-be-sacked&pageNo=2 That is what I mean by get to work Ruto. Get your head out of the Church and get into the office. Government works through SYSTEMS, POLICIES ANDVPROCESSES. You can not just make random announcements while suffering from Jet Lag and dozing under a tree, and think that will be government policy affecting millions of people. No, that was the way Maliyamungu, Mustafa Idrisi and Idi Amin run Uganda! And that is pre=history! You are digital remember! So behave yourself! Pretender that you be! CONSENSUS GENERATION: the missing link. Atwoli and Odege did not get the brief, Ruto. www.standardmedia.co.ke/m/?articleID=2000099726&story_title=Cotu-faults-State-plan-to-trim-workforceI think Ruto, you should say you have been misquoted and misunderstood and misrepresented in the Kenyan press! That is, you were only clarifying EXISTENT GOVERNMENT POLICY! ---RATIONALISATION OF THE PUBLIC SERVICE SALARY DATA BASE. ---eg gETTing rid of ghost 8Dworkers and the rest!
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Post by jakaswanga on Jun 9, 2014 13:39:05 GMT 3
I wanted to put this in the Don Quixote thread, but I failed to find enough humor to temper it with. Dry and hard it be then, that hurts the throat. Mr. Vice Presidente Ruto, stop being a public fool and start punching your weight. Everywhere you speak in public nowadays, your are lecturing the opposition on what to do, what not to do. You are warning them, dismissing them, giving them advice, etc etc. And that is the opposition within as well as without. The things you yourself is doing --- harambees, church visits to open classrooms, funeral podia speeches, any obscure meeting, merely look to be manufactured occasions to publicly rail and hail at the [Al-Keter faction and] CORD luminaries. That is, even as you ever warn others off CAMPAIGN RALLIES, you yourself is busy with nothing else but campaign tours and speeches! Ponder that, your excellency. You have lost the initiative at pushing own agenda in government, and is now a reacting to a pace dictated by the opposition who, worthless as they are, are riding you roughshod, equivocating just how much less you and Boss Uhuru are worth anyway. I find it revolting to see you like this Ruto --I mean, by the law of the lesser evil, I always entertained the notion you were less useless than most of your comprador class mates. Alas, what do we have now of you!? -- a young good politician with a chance to make a difference to his country, turning out to be a replica, a bogged down post-independence clone of our grandfathers who, soon after independence, re-sunk Afrika back to pre-history by running purified regimes of graft and total incompetence. Gangster regimes excelling in the pillage of their people, as quislings to new invaders. Now Ruto, there are two things I want you to talk about from now henceforth. Otherwise I will resign myself to the rumours in Nairobi: that you were sorted out in cash for your services to the Muthamki in shepherding the Kalenjin vote to his coronation. And His Majesty is keeping his part of the bargain keeping you personally swimming in honey. And that is just fine with you, for you have given up your presidential ambitions. { Alfred Keter has quite an anecdote on that honey addiction of yours! they are looking up the tree wondering at the silence; the bees stung you dead, or you are dead drunk on the honey?) This missive is based on the assumption that you are still a presidential contender at heart. Otherwise I am better of lambasting the scallywag Peter Kenneth, whom I think is still plotting, calculating and weighing the situation --- he was scouted for the Nairobi governorship if Kidero is nullified. And the rule is simple: Kenneth gets an opportunity to run Nairobi county, Kenneth runs Kenya. And so the idea was dropped pronto ... By the elite. But not by freelance strategists, and the people looking out for Messiahs, fake or not!Yes Ruto, there are other kids in town, and Presidents like you who are cowered by or collude with a provincial Swiss court to raid the Kenyan treasury and pay back billions to their sponsors, would crazy to think the country does not immediately go on a hunt for alternatives.You get me Sir William? Here below I will give you some working paper to ponder when, next time, you threaten to be overwhelmed by the French Perfumes of Fatou Bensouda in her Dutch lair at the ICC. It is an old, old debate [the process of industrialisation was first enacted over 2 centuries ago] and yet ever so fresh: 2/3 of the world is still non-industrial today! 1. Land reform and Agricultural reform. 2. Manufacturing base. Okay, Sir William, here is the grind: The book is no easy bed-time reading. Rather, a study desk concentrate. But the way I see you, William Ruto, idly travelling around the country on a chopper doing mundane stuff which junior ministerial clerks should do, I reckon time is not something scarce in your retinue. It is what to do with it where you are clueless. So take a week off, read Kay –ehmmm, not the QC I mean. You were once a minister for Agriculture. You miserably failed in REFORMING the sector. A failure only comparable to that of your mate James Orengo at the ministry of Lands. Now you are Vice President, and you are setting yourself up for a failure the size of Kamuzu Banda’s regime. Here is a hint of something you better concentrate on than Musyoka’s and Odinga’s ahangla bashes across the country: And there are more dark clouds. [/quote] While you are at the Hague Ruto, however briefly, you might want make an appointment and take a trip to one of the branches of the European Institute of Monetary Studies. If I remember correctly from last time we crossed the border to go smoke pot in Amsterdam, the institute is located at Rotterdam, at the Jan Tinbergen [Econometric] college of the Erasmus campus. Once there, you can politely ask them to break it down this for you: The European Central Bank has introduced Negative interest rates. A very adventurist step. What does this mean in the markets, for far-off nations issuing Eurobonds? Goodman Henry Rotich is placing alot of faith in those Eurobonds: gotta read the ECB correct, don’t you think? So Ruto, don’t I dare catch you looking bored before that Nigerian who knocked our AG flat out with piercing logic. You got enough homework from me to last you a whole DPORK term! ---Now, away with you silly boy. I am off to the next class.
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Post by jakaswanga on Jun 27, 2014 20:42:29 GMT 3
If someone fixed Ruto at the ICC-Hague, it surely was not Raila! But Ruto has lost the glibness of his tongue on this. Given Ruto's caliber, I will skewer him. So, Sir William, let us re-visit this issue. And with a bit more serious thought! WHAT ARE THE PITFALLS OF BLATANT LIES IN PUBLIC OFFICE? short and long termBefore the elevation to public office, the type of falsehoods I have in mind are of course those of the campaigns. Campaigns come with various pitches of propaganda, one more absurd than the other, and in Kenya, more often than not, one outrageous lie after another. These snoring in Lalaland would all be safe, were all memories defunct, and reality catching up with lies, irrelevant. Unfortunately, that is not the case. Do you remember those prayer rallies Ruto? When you and Uhuru Kenyatta, conjoined ICC twins, went around the country mobilising base support, so that you could use the goodwill of the people as a fort against Ocampo and his evil ilk. You will remember the great tenet was the demonization of one, Raila Amollo Odinga, that together with his foreign friends, he had conspired to usurp the presidency, by fixing the opposing ticket by way of the ICC. It would prove a very effective propaganda. You, Sir Willam, proved yourself a skilled manipulator of Kalenjin emotions; you proved yourself adept at manufacturing and using lies to achieve your purpose, which was the short-term of winning the election which, that time, must have appeared a do or die mission, given the indictment at the Hague. Mesays you won the confidence of the Kalenjin by emotional fraud. Gained their total loyalty by 100% lies (Also on that water-catchment forest that you blamed on the bogey knowing it was a cabinet decision). It makes for an effective and ruthless amoral winner, but only in dealing with a gullible, unsophisticated grassroots. Faced with an informed public, a sophisticated audience, you would be a single-shot meal --that is why your pan-africanism dash across the continent fell flat. Importantly, this wholesale lying in public points to a dangerous flaw in your character. Totally unscrupulous, a high-grade liar. Cynically untrustworthy. So one such as I will name it you are a cheap pimp. But, all these negative qualifications do not mean the end of your political career in Kenya. No, on the contrary, with heightened regressive tendencies, with everybody assuming even a more rabid ethnic outlook after Uhuru Kenyatta’s incendiary press conference over Mpeketoni, the era of manipulative ethnic chieftains controlling their zones with super lies, is not yet peaked.(If Uhuru Kenyatta could lie that Mpeketoni was to finish off the Kikuyus there, certainly coastal master liars too can sell the opposite. That Wabara settlers are out to finish them off, transplant them and nyakua all their all –land wealth and offshore resources! Just one big lie begetting an opposite and equal Big Lie. An open season competition for the Big League Liars!) Importantly, many super powers and upcoming powers prefer Africa to be led by such minions whose expertise is lies, whose currency is an ethnic narrowness which destroys a national, unified purpose. This situation sets Africa up for easy pillage, for the separate narrow-minded tribal chieftains can be separately bribed, manipulated and their country left defenceless for agressive plunder.NB: As the cheap top liars Uhuru Kenyatta, William Ruto, Kalonzo Musyoka, Raila Odinga and their corrupt entourages charge the country with unproductive petty quarrels amongst themselves to divide and rule the country according to ethnic kingdoms, the republic of Kenya has no defences against corruption. --The President is forced to pay up obviously fraudulent monies to Anglo-Leasing; -- the Chinese force every money of single-source corrupt tendering flying in the face of our anti-corruption laws; -- our military top-brass negotiate defence contracts with hefty bonuses for themselves (they have even bought massively faulty equipment while our army is at war: think of the consequences for frontline soldiers!); --carefree, unafraid officials collude with poachers to kill even national monuments like that Great great grandmother of all elephants which was a tourist flag post if not money-spinner; etc etc. Instead of forming a united front to confront foreign incursions, your class go separately to the American ambassadors to sengenya sengenya the other! and now, to the Chinese embassy to do the same. You leaders, like puppets, can be manipulated and easily controlled by foreign powers, or out rightly manoeuvred by bribes into mortgaging the nation’s future and her resources as tributes to your masters in Beijin or Washington, or whichever satellite ### power they outsource Kenya to as a present. NB: ### 1.In exchange for total British subservience to American geopolitical agenda after the 2nd world war, the USA allowed the UK to maintain her influence in most of her former colonies. 2. Currently in an Asian pact, China in exchange for high-tech smarts, allows South Korean companies to subcontract on the massive, near monopoly tenders she currently enjoys, thanks to her no nonsense telecom drive. Cheap pimps like the current Kenyan ruling elite, form a healthy meal for the top predators of the global cut-throat business. Cheap pimps, you hear me Ruto, ---will auction Turkana oil for a dime in their own pockets, not seeing in it the rocket-grade fuel to fire national dreams to fruition on the double; ---cheap pimps will auction rare metals for a ride, luxurious jumbo-jet or otherwise, instead of organising a national investment fund; --- cheap pimps as President and Vice will soil their proud heritage: for instance Kipchirchir Samoei arap Ruto will betray the cult of Koitalel arap Samoei. Now you, Samoei namesake in power, is treating the Lamu governor Tifamy the same way the British treated Koitalel.Man, you sh!tting heavy on your history, and you better be warned. Ruto, give it a thought, and consult, and find out what really is the story down there in Mpeketoni and Lamu’s environs. Whatever the amount Mama Ngina used to buy your support for her son, I do not believe it included buying out your capacity to think! POST SCRIPT: 1. A cheap pimp seduces his women prey with a cunning dose of lies, then he ensnares them with a jab of addictive substance. This saps her will and renders her totally under control. The women can also be broken down by a brutal pimp. Captures as in kidnaps, then subjects to a ritual abuse and degradation, including medicinal degradation. Political pimp an degraded vote who-re is how I envision the relationship between you ethnic kingpins and your tribal voting blocks!(Robots and wholesale sheep, spit Miguna of his fellow Jaluos!) 2. RISK: THE INTERNATIONAL DOWN SIDE.So, in the light of the above, it is possible to logically pursue the following train of thought. Now at the Hague we know Raila Odinga had nothing to do with fixing neither you nor your current boss Uhuru at the ICC Hague, but it was a well-plotted lie, that now fixes your character on the rebound.Might it not be a likelihood, that as unscrupulous as you are, as amoral as you have cold-bloodedly proved, hawking Kalenjin emotions to Uhuru for personal benefit, you shall in equivalent ruthless unscrupulousness be in a persuasion to, for personal gain, auction of hawk Kenya’s sovereignty itself to China or the USA? Oath of office not withstanding? Of course once a thief is not always a thief, nor once an emotional fraudster not always an emotional fraudster. We are majorly a Christian nation, and one of the wonders of Christianity is her belief in repentance: Evil Sauls do can become Santa Pauls! Liar Kenya Politicians can mutate into nothing but Truth mongering Teiresias’s, by the power of Christ. Sorry Ruto, I felt obliged by a normal form of Kenyan nationalism to put forward that question of character. And a question whose answer you must come up with. Will you continue to be just another cheap pimp, tropical gangster, kleptocratic regent in power, like post-colonial Africa has boasted the past half a century!?You heard me loud and clear. Never sleep in my class, lest I whip your butt bonkers! –J owa nyathini, isoyo wiyi e bwoyi nang’o! Dhi tug kucha!
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Post by jakaswanga on Jul 10, 2014 22:56:27 GMT 3
WHAT, IN TRUTH, IS HAPPENING IN THE SHOW-CASE COUNTY OF MACHAKOS?Episodes, some of them very soapy, tell the story of an inner turbulence. Mutua is spending more energy fighting his cabinet and other detractors than the problems of the people. SOAP: CAR WITHDRAWAL AFTER CORD RALLY ATTENDANCE Machakos Deputy Governor Benard Kiala aboard a matatu outside his office soon after his official car was withdrawn. [Photo: Daniel Nzia/Standard] Machakos,
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Post by jakaswanga on Sept 6, 2014 14:48:57 GMT 3
MY DEAR WILLIAM RUTO, --lets forget Goebbels Mutua as a visionary, he was always a fad, an apparition of progress like his now msemo tarmac road, a tarram pathway according to a notorious Jukwaaist! Let us concentrate on this Hague ICC thing. I have had my fill of entertainment with the running clownish show at the Hague ICC. From the very beginning, it was very clear to me the President of Kenya had no business become a figurant, or a member of the cast in some lowly role, in that farce over there at the sleepy Dutch city across the english channel. But for the deputy presidency of Kenya I originally really did not care, because my historical estimation of the portfolio of the vice presidency –-a heartbeat away from the presidency-- is very unflattering. It is a waiting job, and menials, like prostitutes at Koinange street, come a dime a dozen, give and take. (Moi was president 25 years, but I loose count of his VP turn-over!) Once you had helped Uhuru safely on the saddle, he could surely move on without you. Presently I have had a state economist/accountant give me a figure, indicating how much this immoral charade at the Hague is costing Wanjiku. Of course I always knew it is a rip off, you being a self-confessed hustler and the rest, but now I have reached the conclusion it is a rip-off scheme that must be stopped. When an international airport like JKIA has not a single competence to identify an ebola-virus carrier, yet Kenya airways continues daily flights from primitive slums like Monrovia, Freetown and retarded dens like Lagos, I would rather Henry Rotich not spend fortunes in hotel bills at the Hague for you, Ruto, to fantasise with the challenging voluptuousness of Fatou Bensouda.There is a better deal Wanjiku can get with those sums you are burning away. –-On lawyers too! (These QC guys bill per second and per word.) I have therefore been thinking of a velvet way Kenya can scuttle the ICC nonsense. Blow it up like his Excellency blew up that narcotics ship off Mombasa. Note, for heaven's sake, I am a Jaluos and of course the Boss Muigai did abet the Mungiki ''live'' cremation of my kinsfolk in Naivasha, so it is not that my heart hungers not for justice. It is just that I am too cold hearted to countenance and underwrite a comical masquerade of incompetence and manipulated lunacy, pretending to be a process of justice on behalf of Kenyans. And have Kenyans pay for it! one fraud too much! Judges Eboye Osuji and Osaki et al; prosecutor Fatou Bensouda, and Anton Steynberg –--and the rest of those fancy lawyers and CJ-Mutunga-like bureaucrats fat at the Hague, know very well they are running an international scam. Justice is not part of the game they are on to. A considered opinion from any expert will tell you the instruments of investigation the court has are pre-designed to make it a joke. That is why the inferior ICC tends to concentrate on black Africa, where the lowest standards are expected to still be able to fool people around, just because they are set by foreigners.The Great Egyptian army in camera light threw grenades into a Mosque and saturated it with gunfire for good measure, ripping apart hundreds of bodies of Brotherhood loyalists in Cairo, and the man who ordered it is John Kerry's best friend and guarantor of democracy in the middle east. Right. By the laws of proportionality, it is a bit silly for an intellectual the pretence of Eboe Osuji to harangue Uhuru Kenyatta over eight burnt out Jaluos! –-I am cold-hearted enough to make that calculation, William Ruto. It is also clear minded.#### FOOTNOTE### And it is with being clear-minded, that when I look at you wasting time at the Hague, I realise you are not being part of the future of Kenya. You are a play thing, a piece of litter blown around by historical winds in the gutters of international politics. Neither of will, nor of thought, nor of discernible human grit, you William Ruto is a corpse pretending to be hibernating in tactical retreat, and worse, expecting the Kenyan electorate at a later date to buy into your decomposition, and elevate you to the summit. You better re-calibrate your compass. Man you are being a daily dog at the Hague, and Kenyan nationalism is moving past dogs who can accept a daily dose of international ritual humiliation. You think there is another country outside Africans who can subject THEIR VICE PRESIDENT to such humiliation while within office? May be I should repeat the import of that question. And replace Africa with Subsaharan Africa, meaning black Africa. –-You think, William Ruto, there is another country outside black Africa, who would let the serving Vice President be urinated upon like this in foreign lands? You (they say) grandson of Koitalel arap Samoei! Everytime you bow like a dog in that foreign court of pretender modern day Pontious Pilatos, my Kenyan heart breaks and a jolt of historical pain sears my dignity. For I see visions of Koitalel on 19 october 1905, writhing in death before the traitorous British captain, Col Richard Meinertzhagen. The colonel unloading the contents of his pink dik on the dying heros face. You should take your chances Ruto. Regain your own dignity, initiative and try to shape your own destiny, in line with a proud heritage. NB: I know you are a comprador of no cultural understanding of his past, nevertheless we teachers teach the whole class, including the dumbest of blonde bimbos. So when they fail the exam, it wont because the teachers were wanting, nor the lessons inadequate in depth. So Mr. Samoei, take your eyes off Raila and his referendum for a while and try this. (You know Raila tends to obsess Kenyan politicians until they forget all else, including even more important things to their own survival, and that of the nation.) You should organise Jubilee –-this will involve a lot of ground work-- to officially state in legal terms (that is a parliamentary bill passed into law signed by the President), that 1. The physical attendance, appearance of the Vice President of the republic of Kenya at the Hague trials, is henceforth unconstitutional under Kenyan law.
2. Given the comical delays and farcical displays of incompetence by the prosecution, the VP and President of Kenya are no longer permitted by Kenyan law to cooperate with the Koti Bandia.
3. The national dignity of Kenya is no longer compatible with subjecting the commander in chief and his deputy to trials on foreign lands –-whatever the charges. (See USA law if you do not catch!)To top it up, 4. We have our own flawed courts around here under our own CJ Mutunga. We do not need to waste money going abroad for legal comedy shows! Basta! It is time your boss Uhuru Kenyatta put his prestige to your case and supported you to the full in this judicial coup. Remember how for himself he moved the AU to threaten a walk-out on the Rome Statutes; boycott of UN sessions; risk total trade sanctions from the West; threaten civil war; threaten withdrawal of British military exercise permits ….? yes, foreign cab-sec Bi Aminah threatened the whole world with suicide bombings if her Kenyatta was touched, and tough man Macharia in New York warned the UN South Korea's Ban Ki Moon no Samsugs would be sold in Africa! In short, all heaven and earth were moved off orbit to let the son of Jomo have his cake and eat it. yes, a SOVEREIGN. I think such effort should hold for you now, Ruto. I do not think it will require moving the planets –-just motivating the corrupt Mpigs, both sides of the political conmanship outfits. Then Mr. Kenyatta's rubberstamped backing. If Mr. Kenyatta balks, starts to have a fishy smile, manufacturing excuses. Then you know, O warrior, how the dice is cast.I said, do not be obsessed with Raila and forget the battlefield has even hotter fronts. First, the Nigerian pretender chief Eboe Osuji and the paper tiger in the prosecution house of cards, Fatou Bensouda, needs to earn keep prosecuting somebody else! No, not Netanyahu over Gaza. Bibi is a god too hot for that Dutch toy court. After the ICC, then either Uhuru or Raila. You heard Muigai call Agwambo his brother at the Njoroge Mungai funeral. You never know what is cooking between these Odingas and Kenyattas royal houses! or do you? thou low-born hustler. Muigai can sleep in peace, and concentrate on the next elections. footnote: It is of course also tremendously flattering to know, that for the burning of a dozen Luos one can be charged with crimes against humanity, while for the slaughtering of 100,000 Arabs like Assad of Syria has done, NATO will be your airforce and help you massacre some more Sunni Arabs! not to mention just how over there at Gaza, Arab blood ever runs cheap! he he! Yawa! Jaluo nengo rembe tek ndi!
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Post by jakaswanga on Oct 4, 2014 9:43:11 GMT 3
You get me Sir William? Here below I will give you some working paper to ponder when, next time, you threaten to be overwhelmed by the French Perfumes of Fatou Bensouda in her Dutch lair at the ICC. It is an old, old debate [the process of industrialisation was first enacted over 2 centuries ago] and yet ever so fresh: 2/3 of the world is still non-industrial today!1. Land reform and Agricultural reform. 2. Manufacturing base. Okay, Sir William, here is the grind: A NOTE TO FUTURE PRESIDENT WILLIAM RUTO.One can never run away from it. The fact of radical land reform; or the agrarian reform as a precursor to a modern mode of production that is the basis of Industrialisation, capitalist or otherwise. Yes, Land reform Ruto, actually the reason you are at the ICC Hague. –-Frustrated, Kalenjin nationalism enacted a perverted form of land reform, ... that ethnic cleansing of the Gikuyu peasantry under the cover of PEV, with the Kibaki rigging in 2007 as an alibi. Here is the furious and passionate Wanyee of Jukwaa, cross referencing literature on the RUTHLESSNESS of the LAND or AGRARIAN reform in [Park-Chung Hee's] South Korea. These days SK is a high-tech software legend of stuff like the ubiquitous SAMSUNG. It is like one is reading Joseph Stalin's LAND REFORM IN BOLSHEVIK Soviet Union. –-A highly statist and highly protectionist policy. –-The State imposed a radical agrarian reform under which big (Japanese) landowners were expropriated without compensation. –--The State set prices and production quotas, not allowing for the free play of market forces. Etc etc. NB: In the United States, of course the original inhabitants were either removed by genocide –--see cowboy films, or herded into Indian reserves in arid areas, leaving the land empty, as in donated by God. To till all that before mechanisation, a special labour category was ''industrialised in scale'' –-Black slaves. And so the USA became an Agricultural power, evolving with ease into an Industrial power, with hardly the peasantry as a historical stage. They 'jumped a stage', much more like Lenin theorised with his Bolshevik revolution: from feudalism to communism, bypassing capitalism. Lenin did not live to see his experiment fall flat. NOW WILLIAM RUTO. You are the guy waiting on the wings, the front runner to succeed Uhuru Kenyatta if all grounds hold. So you are the guy to be first faced with yes, THE LAND REFORM. You have seen how the REBASE has been ridiculed publicly, so let us not take that one seriously as a step toward industrialisation. Rebase or no rebase, at Awasi in Raila's backyard a 20-liter jerrycan of water is payable with compulsory ding-dong as Otishotish would say. EXPROPRIATION WITHOUT COMPENSATION! –-who are our Kenyan equivalents of the said Japanese land owners in colonial Korea, who are the Kenyan Kulaks … to BE culled and EXPROPRIATED without compensation!? Aaah, Mr. Future President! Las time I read on big landownership –-you, O future excellency, were among them! Together with the families of all the former Kenyan presidents. You catch the historical joke Ruto? I am patriotically romantic enough to expect you, O future President and past and current hustler, to commit the so-called class suicide. But as a reader in human history, I do not have an example the kind lawyers call PRECEDENT! Now that is funny!
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Post by jakaswanga on Dec 19, 2014 20:27:28 GMT 3
WHERE IS MY PHD FELLOW, THE SAMOEI WILLIAM RUTO! It is a serious time in the republic, and who else can I think of but the most formidable politician of his generation, William Ruto. Yes, The Enigma Raila and the Economic genius Kibaki rid us of the evil Daniel arap Something, and, indeed, we had a wonderful decade of freedom and relative economic bonanza, but, considering yesterday and today's' appending of His Excellency's signatures to the controversial security bill amendments, the Raila Kibaki period was apparently nothing but a new prelude to the thing we thought we had killed. A detour back to the past! There is political stagnation. Yes, History does meander! I hear in Egypt too, they refer to General Abdel-Fatta al-Sisi as the new Hosni Mubarak! --One step forward, two back! A military caste of Pharaons. www.forbes.com/sites/dougbandow/2014/09/01/egypts-al-sisi-establishes-tyranny-mubarak-only-dreamed-of-washington-should-stop-playing-the-fool-by-praising-cairos-commitment-to-democracy/ John Kerry says there has never been a more honorable democrat in Egypt than Abdel-Fatah al-Sisi. But as Karl Rove told us during the Bush-Kerry presidential fight when Kerry claimed he was a Vietnam war-hero: it takes a good fool to believe anything John Kerry says! I will let you be the good fool. I will be the bad fool who said John Kerry is full of it, --if you add SH before IT! But back to Kenya: After the scenes we witnessed yesterday within the precincts of the LEGICO, and the militarised police presence thereabouts, there can no longer be in doubt about the collapse of the 'gentleman's club where the gents distribute amongst themselves what they loot from society!'' Yes, there is an understanding in politicology, where Parliaments such as we have in Kenya, the so-called Kleptocratic and tropical gangster regimes, are, just like the Roman Senate of Old, aristocratic stock exchange markets for societal goodies as a peaceful conflict resolution method favouring the ruling mobsters. When this arrangement collapses and generates into FARCE –like we saw yesterday, the business of state has to be usurped by another office and conducted elsewhere. In Old Rome, this failure or collapse into farce (of the republican senate) led to the emergence of The Dictator. Caesar. In early 60's Congo, as Prime Minister Lumumba and President Kasavubu sacked each other, Mobutu Sese-Seko emerged to erase the farce and fill the vacuum. In Post revolutionary France of the 18th century, Napoleon Bonaparte emerged emperor to reverse the key gains of the revolution. In Uganda, as Obote and Mutesa II engaged in ritual farce, I di Amin stepped forward. Politics and national governing is serious business, and even a buffoon with a ruthless bend like Bokassa, can afford better entertainment than 300 Pigs masquerading as peoples representatives. The Mpigs of Kenya have proved themselves useless. That is useless to the nation, useful to themselves in the short-run. Parliament is officially a house of farce. A useful ornament in ritual and make-believe side-shows. It is therefore only logical that a dictatorship in Kenya emerge, to arrest the situation. These security laws are a class-regime stablisation attempt. The contours are clearly visible. But it is not a foregone conclusion that The fully evolved Dictator will be Uhuru Kenyatta. Did you hear that, William Ruto? You are a Phd fellow, so no kid gloves. This is the future of Kenya we are discussing here, not the future of a regime. When one discusses the future of a country in historical time, Presidents, Pharaos, Ceasars, Kings or what have you, are just toys of time. A Phd fellow in any subject can not in 2014, pass a law protecting the dignity of the presidency from -eg- ridicule: Ever heard of ''Papa Doc'' and his son ' 'Baby Doc''?Duvalier? I think. That would be Haiti, I further think. So what if the Blogger Alai called one Kenyatta Papa, and the next ''Baby''? That is ''Papa Kenyatta and ''Baby Boy Kenyatta''! William Ruto, once upon a time in an article in a Kenyan daily, I listened to you quote the Greek ancient dramatist Aeschylus. I grinned with a dedicated teacher's satisfaction at an outstanding pupil, - that is deep! A Kenyan politician aware of the warnings of HISTORICAL TRAGEDIES! HEE HEE! that is progress up there! O natives! Yawa, watch who you quote with the kind of security bills you (and your better bureaucratic half) are signing! (otherwise the Aeschylus-quoting article was written by your literary PA for spin, and now, possibly, your Phd thesis is more in the same make!) It is historically feasible, that President Uhuru Kenyatta is just another clown acting his part in the historical farce currently afflicting the republic of Kenya. It is therefore important, and instructive, that President Kenyatta has moved on auto-pilot to sign into effect the bill passed yesterday in such farcical fashion in parliament. RESOLUTE He is not seeking dialogue in this. He is resolute in this. He is swift. He is not deliberating the reasons there is such opposition, partiality or heat, to the bill (along party and therefore in Kenya, ethnic lines). He therefore decisively moves to further pillarise his polarised regime on its already existent ethnic foundations. It wont be an inclusive regime. This polarisation in the face of security threats, means everybody recognises who will get bitten by the fangs of the state.It is a clear-cut move of power. It is a resolution of a stalemate for the moment. The question becomes, how much time does it buy? That is a question which must occupy the consciousness of the officially designated successor to the incumbent. Continued later.
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Post by jakaswanga on Dec 19, 2014 22:11:38 GMT 3
Ruto, O Samoei, it took a military siege to pass the security bill! kwani we are at war with ourselves? Academically speaking I love governor Alfred Mutua of Machakos county. He is a powerful t eaching aid. In an earlier life he was the chief government spokesman. In those days he was popularly known as Dr. Goebbels. Objectivity never a part of his mental infrastructure then. I think the Goebbels tab went into his head. Nevertheless, as a respresentative of the ruling class, he is an exceptional magician, mixing fiction with reality into a dazzling display. I find him a breath-taking beauty, --and that is taking nothing away from neither his wife nor his side-dishes. The Kenyan social media is awash with photos of them. Mutua's garage collection of low-mileage stuff. This new security bill must have a clause which fortifies the one Anne Waiguru was desperately clinging on, trying to shut-down the Kenya Daily Post and other google-servers, when they refused to rectract a juicy detail she claims is character assassinating. So may be we wont be viewing the appetising side-dishes of the magician anymore! --What a pity for those like Otishotish who love to enthral themselves on the visions of those ones with! There is such a representative, fascinating character too, in one of the novels by the Russian great, Leon Tolstoy. I think it is in War and Peace. And off the top of my head, brain cells erased by sustained swirls of banana-based poisons, I will remember the character I am talking about is a woman named Hellene. This Tosltoyan Hellene, full-bodied, is dazzling like the famous wh-ore of Troy for whom many a valiant man died, but, in-wise, she is as empty as the head of any African state. A vacuum. I usually think of Alfred Mutua as a vacuum! A vacuum is a highly fascinating phenomenon for a theoretical physicist and various sorts of appliances engineers, but here of course, political science theorism! (A lot of things in the world hate vacuums and always try to fill them!) The latest is Dr. Alfred is trying to buy a political party. Which should mean he is leaving Wiper en route to Jubilee. Standing on his own, starting out for himself, as an independent between the two!? Dr. Goebbels would really have to generate content for such an eventuality! Because I call him a vacuum, I think it is a jump. In stages. A cross-over plan then. --Do you know anything about it, Sir William!? When I saw my beloved Omwami Ababu in this photo, my heart sunk beyond my balls! I would rather he be seen with a fake Phd scholar from Chiromo than with a vacuum who built a tarram road and is under investigations for fraud! --but that is another story! I know you are a seeker. And a bit of classical greek drama you quote so well, could say Mutua is your inverted mirror image. That you too is a magic worker. Dealing in mirages: promising Kenya an industrialisation you know not how to enforce. Say Mutua built a Tarram road that came apart in 3 months. The Jubilee Uhuruto tandem staged a show of DIGITAL MODERN DYNAMISM which fell apart in 2 years!? Spot the difference! And the ''flexibility'' of Mr. Kenyatta. I am told even as they sleep, fish must swim! Like out hearts must continue pumping even as our brains are switched off! So I like the idea of William Ruto being a seeker. Of truth too, so that, instead of dissipating himself increasing the mileage of lowly c-unts milling around town as is the habit of his classmates, the Samoei busies away at his Phd in cool Chiromo, totalling tea and saving brain cells for national tasks. So to discover that we should, laughing at the Tarram road built by the illusionist Alfred Mutua, beware building a constitutional and legal tarram road for the nation, and on it the full weight of the security problematic. LET SECURITY CHAPCHAP NOT REDO MAENDELEO CHAPCHAP like this must not end chapchap like this. So that back to drawing board for this continued later. what a pity! it is not al-shabaab bomb plants they are trying to ferret out! this is what al-shabaab has reduced us to! engineered a polarisation which has precipitated a military occupation of the parliamentary area to ward off own citizens! Hallo William Ruto, you sleep ;)easy? thy monogamist !
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Post by jakaswanga on Dec 21, 2014 11:45:48 GMT 3
As William Ruto dances at a Baringo goat market, I was thinking of a a political Phd parable: On FASCISM! TURKANA OIL COMPANY -TOC, TURKANA PIPELINE COMPANY, TURKANA REFINERY COMPANY. vp Ruto --I mean you once said you wanted us to consort with others whose realities bear more relevance to ours', so what is the problem with Russia's Vladimir Putin? I know you meant CHina but, still, How does the American resolve to bring Putin to tumble, tie in with the following words: Rosneft, Gazprom, .. and some in 2006-enacted law on Russian natural resources!? The law has a name I have forgotten for the moment, and I am too busy to check it up now, because my wife is looking at me like -he, you he goat, you married to that computer or to me!? So I gotta rush: 1. Putin is a wretched dictator and Uncle Sam, Mr Clean, is on God's mission to rid Mother Earth of evil bears. Incoming POTUS called him Hitler, if I remember correctly. And that is a bad man! or 2. Boris Yeltsin, Putin's predecessor and Gorbachov's kind of successor, was a useless drunk who sold the family silver for a drink and became his country's pimp. Further, he squandered the life-long savings of whole generations, with his IMF Trojan-horse called Yego Gaidar. Naturally some tough Messiah had to move into the vacuum at the top and take care of neglected business. Vladimir Putin seized back control of Russia's natural resources, constructed 100% Russian owned monopolies, paid pensions, re-invigorated the economy, rebuilt up Russia's prestige, modernised the neglected Russian army into an intimidating force, ended the civil wars of the Caucus in Russian favour, nursed and rekindled Russian nationalism and, grabbing power in a fascist, bonapartist coup, told every thieving Oligarch and graft-ridden super billionare the bottom line. Putin rules! Every Russian a full meal daily. Accept, or die, or jail, or exile. And in full Russian TV live, he held out his hands for the hitherto owners of Russia to shake, or decline. Live on TV, every station forced to carry it out live! Yes Ruto, that zoology Phd of yours from Chiromo campus! And you go to Turkana and dance in a goat market! check! instead of talking business: --stop impregnating 12 year girls and rustling cattle. We need you in JKUAT, MIT, and other world polytiechnics to learn everything about Oil. When I become president, you will run Oil for Kenya, 100%. I do not need goats and goatherds, jesus! but here you are, dancing with goats --rustled goats! Instead of launching the Turkana National Oil company! 100% Kenyan owned, floating shares globally for diaspora Kenyans to feed!Instead of preparing LEGISLATION to edifice the Turkana National Pipeline Company, Turkana Petrochemical processing Company (Refinery)! To be 100% Kenyan owned for 20 years! That is the minimal REAL DEAL, toward the real fascist coup! Kenyan resources for Kenyans first, and thieves like Njuguna Ndung'u, Kimemia and Iringo at the place where Putin put Mikhail Khodorkovsky of Yukos. And then you can pass your SECURITY laws, claiming your names and persons are divine –-Oh Holy Samoei and Divine Muigai; then only shall you call my insolent sort on national television and threaten them with: who is your daddy now, Jakaswanga!? –-kirhi hii!? Bend and kiss my Kalenjin a.ss now! Shitop calling Uhuru Kenyatta Baby Boy Shitop calling me an infantile Samoei. Stop calling Jubilee juvenile! Or else Kamiti! Then will I bend half :-Xway, and say, O holy Samoei! My daddy is Yoweri Museveni! He owns Migingo! Migingo si Kenya! And I come from Migingo! Sorry, fake Samoei's bore me. Send me to Kamiti. I just want to reserve Ngugi wa Thiongo's cell. Days I growing up, Kamiti was called the alternative University. Half the lecturers from Nairobi University Humanities seciton did time there. Teaching . It is a proud tradition no fwack-head toy boys running a toy fascist regime can scare me from. That is why I was chanting at the funeral of my great teacher Dr. Adhu Awiti: Ouru gi Ruto girigi wigi ong'othi, to pod dinydiny ka nyar bikira! Magi nyithindo e nyar Ochot ma ngaho! ''These ideological fcuck heads running a co-presidency are narrower than a virgin nun in their vision! They are infatile dicks around a veteran prostitute's pu-ssy!'' Now, Mr. Most Formidable politician, take a look at this illustration, and the lesson. That is the NGO racket around town in Kenya, and much of Africa. Anti people. And there wont be any tears from the public, as you and Kenyatta slaughter the cow for your own private appetites. The NGO's have always been an ideological scam anyway. The people know. But now, O Holy Samoei, change the label on that fat cow to Turkana Oil; and the label of the NGO mlolongo to Foreign Oil companies. He Samoei Ruto!? Where is your Phd now!? Where is the Samoei in your name now!? Remember from Yukos to Gazprom/Rosneft? and a very bad man dubbed Adolf Hitler Putin!? Putin later said it was a pity Hilary had a figure but no head!) You can not even think it, can you, Ruto? Kenyan oil for Kenyans. Imperialism you scare will fix you forever at the ICC in Holland. If they can bring the Russian rouble down, what would they do the Kenya shilling, and worse, with a Kennedy School man like Rotich being a kind of IMF Trojan stooge around here!? I think, when I insult a man with a Phd, I drive my argument home. So you can dance around goat markets in Kalenjinland and declare you have solved national security problems with these laws from a discredited parliament of hogs and mpigs. But How do we secure the shilling!? When we really act in line with our peoples aspirations!? Toy leaderships I said. Next: let us go get drunk during xmas. Forget tea. It does not help secure the shilling.
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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 25, 2015 10:00:04 GMT 3
A now iconic image from Lang'ata Primary School, Nairobi, January 2015. Once upon a time I wrote.The Burkina people finally, chanting the name of the slain hero Sankara, lost patience with the strongman Blaise Compaore and sent him fleeing. The details of that flight have an interesting twist. Compaore would be dead now, were it not for his masters, the French. Kinshasha was closed for four days last week, the citizenry unable to bear Joseph Kabilia angling to be life president, with his achievements mirroring the ancien regime of Mobutu Sese Seko. Primitive and retarded. In Kenya, our beloved Kenya, there is of course the more than hypothetical situation, that the Jubilee machine is laying the ground for eternal hegemony, see JAP resolution, shuffling between William Ruto and Uhuru Kenyatta, like once Medvedev and Putin in Russia. At least the JAP dynasty is settled for the next 3 presidential elections. The flight patterns has been filed. Turbulence will be conquered, or will they be? That is the plan at least. That is why I amazed at the following: Why is William Ruto bent and poking the emotions of the citizens to revulsion? Why is William Ruto sheeting on the face of his country? Why is William Ruto behaving as if he were a god? Why the arrogance of a Roman emperor? or Marie Antoinette feeding cakes to her hogs while Paris starved? Why the ever mix-up in insane landgrabbing? And if falsely accused, why the no-effort to clear your name by deeds? --Deeds that prove beyond reasonable doubt, that you are no fake like James Orengo. Orengo wa a supposed progressive at the Lands docket. He left it a mess like he found it. His pockets overflowing, according to Miguna who he failed to sue! yes, those suits ! Now the formidable William Ruto is the co-president of the same republic, and, coming from the Rif Valley which was the epicentre of land-fuelled mass violence last rigged elections around, one would expect he recognises this subject for the national grenade it is, and thus he would be wary kicking it up the historical streets. Silly of me to have thought that. So, O Great Samoei, what is this? Is this the creativity of detractors out to soil your good repute? Is this the vile and evil imagination of your haters, flat out to see your honour perish? Is this lies and slander? Because Mr. Ruto, when school land is grabbed, itself already High Crime, then the protesting children are ruthlessly gassed up, some fainting into hospital wards, others cutting pictures reminding us of Soweto during an apartheid police criminal onslaught in pupils, there is an alternative fate thinkable, to be availed for the bestial beasts who let such scenes come to pass. Punishment and incarceration, not rewards to the highest offices in the land. It is a thought, and one must not take modern Africa for granted. Hector Pieterson being carried by Mbuyisa Makhubo after being shot by South African police. His sister, Antoinette Sithole, runs beside them. So what is this? Is the collective wisdom of Kenya wrong, because, non-official Kenyan culture actually knows what is going on. And what is this? And then this With this in your CV, O Great Samoei, -- The activities of the group (Youth for KANU '92) contributed to the fiscal indiscipline that nearly bankrupted key State corporations and statutory institutions, stressed the National Treasury and led to near-collapse of the countrys economy --- you owe the nationa redemption. You are a born-again Christian!? I am saying, that is the sheep's cover on the wolf. The toes and fangs are all there visible in public. -- William Kipchir-Singh!Even nursery kids know it. Change tact Ruto. You are gaining public enemy number 1. Imagine even Al-Shabaab is not raising similar revulsion. You are daring the Kalenjin nation to find a replacement for you, to delegate to the presidency after Uhuru Kenyatta. Perhaps your obvious pathology in land grabiosis, a suicidal primitive accumulation, is a r esignation. That is you have decided to let the presidency go, and like Ramaphosa when he lost to Mbeki in the Mandela succession, become a trillionare by any means necessary, and then see what happens later. Why would a presidential candidate tear-gas pupils? Unless, it was a trap, laid by your allies in government, to discredit, lower your stocks some in the Uhuru succession! You are formidable yes. You scared Ngilu's pants off her nice buttocks! And she began seeing and singing Singhs everywhere! Clarification Mr. Tanui. He is in fact a Singh, better, they are Singhs! Yes, male Singhs.
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Post by jakaswanga on Mar 28, 2015 0:01:08 GMT 3
THE SECOND KENYATTA SUCCESSION AND THE DELAYED MESSIAHI like the way things are shaping up. Bit by bit the remedy reveals itself to individuals, and its shocking obviousness permeates the public space. Countdown, as if it were a pregnancy. Every Kenyan admits corruption has become a cancer in the republic; it has to be contained surgically, exorcised by churchly or pagan rituals if necessary, dealt with sharply, and, irrespective of position or wealth, the perpetrators of graft must suffer the bloody consequences, their heads preferably chopped off in a show-case jamboree at Uhuru Park. Here is an enraged Machario Gaitho in the Daily Nation, spastic in a fit speaking for sooth. Onyango Oloo did you read that!? Your friend Willy Mutunga is planning a healthy retirement in a long life!? Huh!? Articulate and intelligent Kenyans think he should be lined up against the wall and shot like a pig for sausage. And you cANADIANS think that sentiment is a joke!? Canadians! No wonder your Prime Minister Mr. Harper hid a cupboard recently as an aging sergeant at arms saved the day! Anyway, both the Kenyan opposition and the government are reading from the same page on this. There is a national consensus this thing is bad. It must end. Corruption is a cancer -Raila, Ruto, Uhuru, Kalonzo, they all used that 'pathological'' typology.But there is another national ELITE consensus. They continue paying lip service to the NATIONAL and POPULAR consensus to end corruption, therefore the official bodies carry out the fight against corruption quarter-heartedly, with big gestures which mean nothing; with side shows which are mere political manoeuvring (with a coming election in sight); with token arrests of impoverished, poorly-paid traffic-cops taking ksh. 100 bribes from motorists on the highways; etc etc. They seem convinced these tokens can be enough to hoodwink the public and assuage popular anger. All is silent at the eye of the storm, the Singh for instance is untouchable. In fact, instead of topping the list of the damned, it is the Singh himself roaring loudest about punishing the culprits. Thus is he cleaner than cotton white apparently. This whole subterfuge, fake war on corruption despite a national emotional consensus to punish it, sets the stage for something seedy if interesting. KENYA IS YAWNING FOR A MAN OF ACTION. A man who will seize the moment and give the nation what it wants, with some dark, woeful collateral damage. In deed these two toys at the top of the power pinnacle known as the Uhuruto tandem, should be reminded there is a power vacuum where they are, and all systems tends to hate a vacuum. Let us listen to William Rutosingh, the man of the maize scandals and who, earlier on, together with Jirongo and Osero in the YK'92 days, stagnated the economy with reckless greed; let us listen to him fuming. (He should first do a deep mea culpa like Uhuru did today at Dagoretti!) well, Uhuru's directive yesterday, as much as confession corruption is rampant under this administration! All of them, all the way to Kibaki's bossom buddy David Mwiraria (paymaster of Anglo leasing) wouldn't cough if a serious man too charge of the game. A parcel of rogues, wrote a Scottish poet about the elite of his country. A stain of vermin, these ones of Kenya. Time for a real scrub.
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Post by jakaswanga on Jun 23, 2015 20:10:27 GMT 3
WONDERING WHAT CHAPCHAP MUTUA WOULD HAVE DONE IN KIBERA?I was working on footnote for the Luo-elites thread when, as I still awaited for some figures from Machakos detailing the costs of some very pro-wananchi projects of Dr. Alfred, I saw news that the African, Oceania, Asia and Caribbean branches had sent a petition to Sepp Blatter to reconsider his resignation from the helm of FIFA. Sepp Blatter reminded me of Dr. Alfred Mutua. I do not know why. But I suspect it was the photo with that hot girl of his. She is past 50, but everyman would know a bomb if they saw one. There are certainly many Mrs. Mutua's, but there is once he has been parading of late who definitely is a bomb. A PR-bomb that is! Let us indulge before we get to filthy Kibera as a battleground for elite politics. Blatter and barras blatter n barras Linda Barras is hot. Machakos Governor, Dr. Alfred Mutua's wives Dr. Josephine Mutua and Lillian Ng'ang'a have started separate humanitarian campaigns in Machakos County. Now let us tackle whatever it is I was coming to. The worlds greatest open secret, or sewer as you wish, is the Gaza strip of course. It is some kind of experimental yard for Israelis in just about everything, from robbery without recourse to murder without justice. Kenyans will be excused for tending to think Kibera takes the golden medal of filth. Our Kibera, we have proceeded to internationally market as the world's filthiest place, shamelessly raking in a tidy pile on commercial tourism thereto. This Kibera used to be the brief of the former Prime Minister Amollo Tinga, and one like me hastens to imagine what magic a driven man like Alfred 'Goebbels'' Mutua, had he been a Kibera Mpig instead of the enigma Raila, would have stunned us with, even if only lasting a couple of weeks before falling apart like the notorious Tarram road. Mutua is a trader in visions, and one has to suffer some intense concentration to catch the point after the illusion. Otherwise a premature dismissal would be ones immature cut. WHAT IS MUTUA'S PART WHEN ALL THAT SHINES IS LESS THAN GOLD?
CAVEAT: Methinks the Machakos governor Mutua has his head in the right clouds: MaendeleoChapChap is his calling. For sooth, Maendeleo ChapChap in its serious content, means the revolutionary transformation of reality. That is what Asian tigers are famous for recently; and, earlier on, the communists of China and Russia did, ie conjuring up industrial super-powers in less than half a century, starting from war-ravaged destitute nations, and all in the face of a determined, powerful and established enemy block. The other maendeleo chapchap for real, was of course the transformation of Germany into a war-mongering industrial super-power under the famous boss of the historical Goebbels and , too, head of the infamous NAZI party that ruled Germany then.. But our (Machakos Dr.) Alfred lacks something essential, that is why he ends up with TARRAM roads instead of the Mother-of-All-Bombs-proof roads. Such kind-of-time-and-wear-proof roads were the type built under Hitler's chief engineer, Dr. Albert Speer. These were the highest quality work at the available level of technical expertise, and economics of thrift. Hundreds of thousands of iron-chain wheeled tanks were expected to race on them high speed, manoeuvring and meandering, and leave them intact. Our Alfred Mutua's Achilles heel is therefore his lack a fundamental component called mental depth, to fathom the concept of QUALITY, and embed it into his sky-grazing megalomania. Were he to be endowed, form without or otherwise with this depth, his mind would be capable of dictating and manifesting HIGHEST QUALITY AT FAIREST PRICE AT FASTEST TEMPO/PACE. In other words, there would be Maendeleo ChapChap, but the result would not be ridiculous like the infamous Tarram. ---I recognise this ''depth'' is easier said than done, since in reality, this disability has more often than not proven to be the waterloo of many a brilliant leader, yes, shoddy goods, shoddy projects, shoddy republics, shoddy governments, all at exorbitant rates impoverishing the masses, do abound all over the world, midwifed by great men of even greater minds! Indeed even in Kenya today, if one is ( ) generous enough to consider Uhuruto to be of true and honest purpose, and that their lofty mouthing of the industrialisation phrase is not mere lip service, it becomes obvious their regime is a waste of national time, considering for instance their inability to curtail the waste of corruption. Actually they themselves as individuals show the worst example (to the apparatus they head and the government machinery it controls), as they wallow in total gluttony instead of adroitly managing scarce resources. This means their projects are qualitatively a wreck like the tarmac which became a dusty tarram after a few weeks of use. (NB: The Eurobonds which have brought in loads will mature in 2024. If something bad happens to the economy, that maturity date could be when the Tarmac becomes the Tarram. No doubt we will cross that bridge when we reach it. I am just saying, it is very easy to dismiss Goebbels Mutua as a charlatan, but methinks he is the demystified face of Kenyan comprador magic. The charlatancy of the IMF whizkids is more opaque, more hidden, more difficult to fathom. That is why I like Mutua, what you see is what you get. He studied propaganda, you get brilliant propaganda. (outside our artists) Who else do you know who excels at his trade? Guys like Njuguna Ndung'u studied economics and finance at professorates, and what do you get when they run the CBK? Nothing but ordinary shop-lifting, pilfering and knicking: theft, inflation, and collapsed shillings. Engineer Agwambo the great kenyan Enigma represents Kibera for over a decades and what do you get at the end of his tenure? The filthiest slum in Africa! The likes of Mutunga when they become CJ raise your hopes, then there they decompose: the scammiest Judicial Commissions ever seen in Kenya! Not to mention its side-kick, the Law Society which is no better. And I puke to mention the miliary chiefs of the Kenya defence force and their fancy Phds in military science. Regualr home trained (recce police units) make short work of terrorists the army is totally clueless about! I think I make my point why I respect Alfred Mutua. The man is genial at his trade! I saw a new hospital at machakos! A brand new state of the art. Even if it will be a medical ruins in only half a year, it is a stunner! An apparition may be, but a vision of the future. Mutua captures the future, that is the magic, that he does not hold it, is the tragedy. But in that fleeting moment, the future is revealed.So I am sure in Kibera, Mutua would have ''revealed'' a future more stunning than 10 Waigurus and 3 Railas could ever know could exist!CAVEAT 2. ------ Mutua is not an engineer by trade. We know the names of the contractors and engineers who worked the Tarram road. If we want some reckoning done, we just have to HANG THEM on the substandard bridge they built, and let the wild birds peck them for a meal. It is for the engineers who built the road to explain why it became a tarram and not an Albert-Speer certified Germanic tarmac. If the drainage at the new Machakos hospital fails soon, that is not Mutua's problem. WE know the name of the contractor and technicians. If we mean business with our public money, we just find them and hang them on the nearest tree. This would serve as a warning to charlatan engineers and constructors. If the tiles on the shining toilets peel off tomorrow and the ceiling collapse on the patients, I wont blame it on Mutua. He is no civil engineer nor construction engineer. We know the firms that have built the hospital and the artisans who have worked it. If we want serious reckoning, it is them we arrest and spread on the tarmac and have rock-laden trucks run over them. (this is an idea I have stolen from Nigeria. Wananchi in a certain state, tired of the same contractor building the same bridge twice a year ---after every rainy season, took matters into their hands in terms of deterrence. They spread the contractor and his engineers on the road and forced the drivers to run over them with lorries laden with sand and cement. The next contractor build a bridge which five years on had not been swept away. And the rains had been heavy. I found the story so fascinating I thought it should be an African precedent. No, I am joking. It should only be implemented in LuoNyanza! I have seen two buildings collapse in Kisumu in the past year. And I wont blame Jack Ranguma for the deaths! My opinion is clear!
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