Post by jakaswanga on Apr 18, 2015 0:07:56 GMT 3
The bank accounts of Kenyan policemen.
This is a good, good old story. Good old stories begin with cliches and conventions. Boy meet girl, woman eat man, man eat man, once upon a time.
And so
Once upon a time, the republic of Zamunda woke up and realised the old constitution had grown somewhat stale and was in tatters. The document left a lot to be desired; it let a lot of rot to be seen, and because this brought shame, a new one had to be deviced and promulgated. This was easier said than done. Nevertheless it was said, then done, with mixed results a few years on.
Well, they say you can not have it all. That is where such slogans like the struggle goes on comes from.
The new constitution had an ambitious chapter on something called integrity. But the republic soon found out such talk was asking for too much. Integrity was a word whose meaning had not yet been internalised in the culture of Zamunda. It was like some clouds high up in the sky which shall condense in a rain that shall fall somewhere in the future. Unknown, but surely shall fall.
This left us with hilarious first attempts at comprehension ----vetting boards and more attempts at vetting boards, most of them false-starts like a baby's tentative first attempts at an upright position. These are in the rule clumsy, but they hint decidedly at potential, that the baby is already a full pre-programmed homo erectus. Going places.
Zamunda may not know the meaning of integrity, but there are clear signs she is in a healthy wrestling match with herself, going through the necessary primary birth pangs, or may the first assaults of labour pain. Zamunda is going places. Weak-kneed, wobly gait, but upright here I come.
This is the other, silent wonderful story of Kavaludi and his police-vetting panels. Like some stern gods at the table of judgement separating the damned and doomed from the heaven-bounds, the vetting panels have been wreaking emotional havoc amongst the top ranks of the police force at large. They have been prying into the bank accounts, BA's, of top cops.
That is worth repeating. The panels have been confronting the senior ranks of the police with the contents of their bank accounts, and prodding them to explain HOW THEY EARNED IT.
Surely this is no longer Kenya, this is Zamunda.
(later we discuss Innocent until proven guilty? Right to privacy? Self sought transparency?)
A panel, by proxy, is actually asking Deputy President William Ruto, to table all his earthly earnings and EXPLAIN IN DETAIL how he earned the keep!
And you, the Elephant Mother, too, given the family's land holdings are half the country and the paters des familias was you know who, similar question bang your door!?
But nay, we move too fast. These are the gathering clouds of the rain which shall beat Zamunda tomorrow.
FOR TODAY, let us consider the reality of OTHER professions, professions apart from our POLICEMEN whose sufficiency in ENGLISH tended to be even lower than b6k's opinion of the skills of Mudavadi the Musalia, when the son of Mudamba explained why he would have made a better prezzo than Muigai --should the young man have let ''shetani have the day''!
1. The Judges simply had enough of the vetting nonsense and had the Chief Justice appoint one of them to kill it off with a ruling.
2. The collective of politicians simple assembled in one the greatest quorums ever and uprooted chapter six from the constitution
3. The men in charge of security just ordered laws passed which allows nobody to neither ask nor know nor reveal what they do with public money.
AND LAWYERS?
They are suing the Ethics and Anti Corruption Commission left and right. The example of Professor Tom Ojienda being the most extraordinary. --Apparently he was confronted with the contents of his accounts, private and business, and told the money smelled so richly sweet, it came right out of Mumias Sugar Mills!
Ojienda reacted like an inflamed Zeus defending High Olimpos. Thunderbolt after thunderbolt he aimed at everything on sight: ----gagging orders for newspapers, lawsuits against EACC, libel against repeaters etc etc.
While road-toll policemen have to explain every single cent openly before a panel, crooked city lawyers allied to moghuls of corruption like Kidero and cosily seating next to the slimy Chief Justice in the corruption-ridden JSC are shamelessly free to GAG the free press! using the law!
That is worth repeating. The Kenyan police are being hung out to dry, named and shamed in public, because they lack the legal finesse and social sophistication to scuttle the process -l----ike the judges did, like the politicians did, like all those other star lawyers do...
Their [police's] class-determined lack of sophistication shows, so does their educational class base, these top cops. Just like the public appearance of the airwing commandeur (Mbithi I think) who leased out the RECCE helicopter in waiting, and had it double for family transport. He did not look too coherent, savvy nor fluent.
PANDORA'S BOX.
But at the start I said this is a good story. Like the opening of the box of Pandora. The djini is out of the bottle. Kenyans can actually be forced in public to declare how they accumulated wealth, cash or property. After all the front-doors have been slammed shut, this backdoor looks to be the way in which the new constitution is fighting back. Squeezed, but not down and out. Groggy but keeping the vigil. -----If coppers, why not politicians? If coppers, why not senior civil servants? If coppers, why not judges? If top coppers, why not top lawyers? After all, checking our corruption ranking in the Transparency International list, we can not fool ourselves can we?
Who amongst thee is vouching for the good name of the Mpigs?? Is there reason to suspect the random 175 could be more? Why was it again, Zamunda at large convulsed in hilarious coughs when a Hustler-Jet-Set-Man publicly declared he had denounced his Christian born-again robes and converted to a Punjabi religion? head gear and all?
Did I not hear a Kenyan today thus: ''Julius Karangi retires as the CEO of the biggest Charcoal Dealing Company in Africa. If new kid Muthethe is minded to suxeed him in this trade too, one hopes his choice business partner in Somalia will not continue to be Al-Shabaab.''
No, Kenyans know. They know their country. And how the money is made.
Even great kids with lots of brains between their ears become shady on this one. Never as chair of PAC and parliamentarian, did he ever suggest we do to his class what we do to the cops.
THE WIVES OF POLICEMEN.
A good wife, is a great asset. And as the BA's of the top cops have come under scrutiny, Ihave been struck by the quality of their wives. Stand by my man types whom Hilary Clinton once ridiculed and disdained as she sat next to a Bill Clinton pumped up with lies. --''I am no TaMmy Wynette crying fowl ... ''
America was aghast and Hilary spent the rest of her days standing by her man, ultimately peaking in the Lewinsky affair when, knowing Clinton was lying like a hungry hyena promising to take care of sheeplings, she stood and sat by him in public even as she banned him from her nightly favours.
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Tuesday, April 14, 2015 Love and wealth: Police chiefs’ rich wives
Tuesday, April 14, 2015 Love and wealth: Police chiefs’ rich wives
This is a good, good old story. Good old stories begin with cliches and conventions. Boy meet girl, woman eat man, man eat man, once upon a time.
And so
Once upon a time, the republic of Zamunda woke up and realised the old constitution had grown somewhat stale and was in tatters. The document left a lot to be desired; it let a lot of rot to be seen, and because this brought shame, a new one had to be deviced and promulgated. This was easier said than done. Nevertheless it was said, then done, with mixed results a few years on.
Well, they say you can not have it all. That is where such slogans like the struggle goes on comes from.
The new constitution had an ambitious chapter on something called integrity. But the republic soon found out such talk was asking for too much. Integrity was a word whose meaning had not yet been internalised in the culture of Zamunda. It was like some clouds high up in the sky which shall condense in a rain that shall fall somewhere in the future. Unknown, but surely shall fall.
This left us with hilarious first attempts at comprehension ----vetting boards and more attempts at vetting boards, most of them false-starts like a baby's tentative first attempts at an upright position. These are in the rule clumsy, but they hint decidedly at potential, that the baby is already a full pre-programmed homo erectus. Going places.
Zamunda may not know the meaning of integrity, but there are clear signs she is in a healthy wrestling match with herself, going through the necessary primary birth pangs, or may the first assaults of labour pain. Zamunda is going places. Weak-kneed, wobly gait, but upright here I come.
This is the other, silent wonderful story of Kavaludi and his police-vetting panels. Like some stern gods at the table of judgement separating the damned and doomed from the heaven-bounds, the vetting panels have been wreaking emotional havoc amongst the top ranks of the police force at large. They have been prying into the bank accounts, BA's, of top cops.
That is worth repeating. The panels have been confronting the senior ranks of the police with the contents of their bank accounts, and prodding them to explain HOW THEY EARNED IT.
Surely this is no longer Kenya, this is Zamunda.
(later we discuss Innocent until proven guilty? Right to privacy? Self sought transparency?)
A panel, by proxy, is actually asking Deputy President William Ruto, to table all his earthly earnings and EXPLAIN IN DETAIL how he earned the keep!
And you, the Elephant Mother, too, given the family's land holdings are half the country and the paters des familias was you know who, similar question bang your door!?
But nay, we move too fast. These are the gathering clouds of the rain which shall beat Zamunda tomorrow.
FOR TODAY, let us consider the reality of OTHER professions, professions apart from our POLICEMEN whose sufficiency in ENGLISH tended to be even lower than b6k's opinion of the skills of Mudavadi the Musalia, when the son of Mudamba explained why he would have made a better prezzo than Muigai --should the young man have let ''shetani have the day''!
1. The Judges simply had enough of the vetting nonsense and had the Chief Justice appoint one of them to kill it off with a ruling.
2. The collective of politicians simple assembled in one the greatest quorums ever and uprooted chapter six from the constitution
3. The men in charge of security just ordered laws passed which allows nobody to neither ask nor know nor reveal what they do with public money.
AND LAWYERS?
They are suing the Ethics and Anti Corruption Commission left and right. The example of Professor Tom Ojienda being the most extraordinary. --Apparently he was confronted with the contents of his accounts, private and business, and told the money smelled so richly sweet, it came right out of Mumias Sugar Mills!
Ojienda reacted like an inflamed Zeus defending High Olimpos. Thunderbolt after thunderbolt he aimed at everything on sight: ----gagging orders for newspapers, lawsuits against EACC, libel against repeaters etc etc.
While road-toll policemen have to explain every single cent openly before a panel, crooked city lawyers allied to moghuls of corruption like Kidero and cosily seating next to the slimy Chief Justice in the corruption-ridden JSC are shamelessly free to GAG the free press! using the law!
That is worth repeating. The Kenyan police are being hung out to dry, named and shamed in public, because they lack the legal finesse and social sophistication to scuttle the process -l----ike the judges did, like the politicians did, like all those other star lawyers do...
Their [police's] class-determined lack of sophistication shows, so does their educational class base, these top cops. Just like the public appearance of the airwing commandeur (Mbithi I think) who leased out the RECCE helicopter in waiting, and had it double for family transport. He did not look too coherent, savvy nor fluent.
PANDORA'S BOX.
But at the start I said this is a good story. Like the opening of the box of Pandora. The djini is out of the bottle. Kenyans can actually be forced in public to declare how they accumulated wealth, cash or property. After all the front-doors have been slammed shut, this backdoor looks to be the way in which the new constitution is fighting back. Squeezed, but not down and out. Groggy but keeping the vigil. -----If coppers, why not politicians? If coppers, why not senior civil servants? If coppers, why not judges? If top coppers, why not top lawyers? After all, checking our corruption ranking in the Transparency International list, we can not fool ourselves can we?
Who amongst thee is vouching for the good name of the Mpigs?? Is there reason to suspect the random 175 could be more? Why was it again, Zamunda at large convulsed in hilarious coughs when a Hustler-Jet-Set-Man publicly declared he had denounced his Christian born-again robes and converted to a Punjabi religion? head gear and all?
Did I not hear a Kenyan today thus: ''Julius Karangi retires as the CEO of the biggest Charcoal Dealing Company in Africa. If new kid Muthethe is minded to suxeed him in this trade too, one hopes his choice business partner in Somalia will not continue to be Al-Shabaab.''
No, Kenyans know. They know their country. And how the money is made.
Even great kids with lots of brains between their ears become shady on this one. Never as chair of PAC and parliamentarian, did he ever suggest we do to his class what we do to the cops.
THE WIVES OF POLICEMEN.
VITALIS OKUMU:
When asked why he had failed to submit his statements to the vetting panel on Friday, June 13, 2014, the Senior Assistant Commissioner of Police said that his wife had refused to give him the bank statement.
He said he had asked his wife to hand him the statements on time but she had refused to give him when the vetting date arrived.
When I asked her about the bank statement, she told me not to disturb her, and that she did not want to be connected to any vetting. I do not know if she earns a salary, said the officer.
He said that he had pleaded with her and she later agreed when he told her that he risked being dismissed from the service.
When asked why he had failed to submit his statements to the vetting panel on Friday, June 13, 2014, the Senior Assistant Commissioner of Police said that his wife had refused to give him the bank statement.
He said he had asked his wife to hand him the statements on time but she had refused to give him when the vetting date arrived.
When I asked her about the bank statement, she told me not to disturb her, and that she did not want to be connected to any vetting. I do not know if she earns a salary, said the officer.
He said that he had pleaded with her and she later agreed when he told her that he risked being dismissed from the service.
A good wife, is a great asset. And as the BA's of the top cops have come under scrutiny, Ihave been struck by the quality of their wives. Stand by my man types whom Hilary Clinton once ridiculed and disdained as she sat next to a Bill Clinton pumped up with lies. --''I am no TaMmy Wynette crying fowl ... ''
America was aghast and Hilary spent the rest of her days standing by her man, ultimately peaking in the Lewinsky affair when, knowing Clinton was lying like a hungry hyena promising to take care of sheeplings, she stood and sat by him in public even as she banned him from her nightly favours.
MAUNDU MUTIA:
He was then asked to explain the origin of the hundreds of thousands of shillings in cheques deposited in his account from his spouses bookshop and printing business in Nairobi.
He said that he and his wife were running a business that was booming but could not explain the nature of his esteemed clients.
He was then asked to explain the origin of the hundreds of thousands of shillings in cheques deposited in his account from his spouses bookshop and printing business in Nairobi.
He said that he and his wife were running a business that was booming but could not explain the nature of his esteemed clients.
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