Haha b6k, while I was wondering how to attack the problem, you already cut corners. Nevertheless I will give it the go I intended!
THE NAME IS GETHI, BEN GETHI BEN GETHI1. OF NEW DYNASTIES AND WET DEPARTMENTS.
You know the disturbance, like when you are enjoying music on earphones from a light-touch-come-wifi-sensitive smart gadget, and you venture into a so-called
hotspot radius; there shall the software receptors on your device be compelled to instigate a momentary bleep, alerting you to the availability of the Internet service if you care. And these days we ever care to be
online for what it is worth. Thus does the bleep cuts across your
ahangla jingles or dichotomous classical chimes, or whatever audio it is you are on to, fantasies apart.
So was it then, that when it emerged the name is Gethi, Ben
Gethi Ben Gethi, the receptors in my head issued a all systems alert. I leaned back, tapped my nose and waited for my alcohol-eroded memory to light up, or, perhaps, return from other revelry's generated by other beverages than gentlemen partake. And no, I was not rolling the plum figure of queen Anne around and around weird places, I wouldn't dare go there even with an ex Queen. The jealousies of a King extend even to former territories and, historically, a
commoner fantasising a queen has been equivalent to defilement and treachery, and I know my history lessons. It is not for nothing one had to be a eunuch to serve the Emperor's court or the Sultan's harem. So I sue for peace and long life, except with Boko Haram.
The name is Gethi, Ben Gethi Ben Gethi.
Apparently the name had not so much rang a bell as banged a gong in my mind, for immediately did a cascade of treasures come tumbling out of the trove. There is a Ben Gethi whose name is indelible from the history of Kenya, if only because of several key historical events tied to his notoriety.
1. The murder of
JM Kariuki and
(2) The assassination of
Tom Mboya. And
(3) the
Ngoroko conspiracy as in the Kenyatta succession, as in blocking the
Moi ascension.
(4) Bomb blasts in public transport that reminded of recently departed
Licio Gelli, grandmaster of the P2 lodge in Italy. Yes, so dark do I register the name Ben Gethi. A key to a a chapter in a nation's path. An archive worth a read.
Ben Gethi.
A story is told on how a senior Kamba General had not yet figured it out and needed a dress down. Cannot remember whether it was
Ndolo or
Mulinge. Ben Gethi did the job. The army was under his GSU and that was that. And this
GSU was the private paramilitary force of Jomo Kenyatta. Period.
Was
this NYS scamman going by his name, the son? Or they just -coincidentally-- shared names?
Ben GethiI did not ask myself that question in the surface sense of the word, but in the male, old-fashioned sense, here:
Is he cold ash from a once mighty fire that raged unstoppable, or is he a true like-father- like-son fella, old school, forged of the same constitution and aptitude? -The infamous Gethi senior was a man with aptitude.
The cruel-heart calibre required to kill both a Mboya and a JM Kariuki in one generation isn't given to many men. If the Kenyatta dynasty has taken root, it is the
frontline calibre of men like
Ben Gethi and
John Michuki which shines. (Guess which Gethi!)
I am not doing romantics now. Muigai wa Jomo would do well to remember the kitchens of history where debts are accrued. His Kingly and mama Ngina's billions wouldn't be here without Ben Gethi senior. He should mind the people prodding him to
throw a Gethi to the meat grinder within only one generation of dynasty gone.
But young Prince Muigai surely can't be that foolish I know. When a family sheds that kind of holy blood for your family, you are in debt, and anybody who tells you different is a fcuck out to bring you down. Instinct alone is enough to tell. Yet comprador consciousness with its obsessive use and discard commercial short-termism may not have inculcated a sense of historical purpose and destiny. So take a lecture thus: Dynasties going places must have loyalties to 'wet department' warriors, even after death. Don't betray a Gethi yet, Ouru. No gethi no kenyatta.
Mboya or JM, take your pick, would have wiped out your father Jomo at any subsequent free and fair election. A Gethi wiped them out instead. (Even if it happens young Gethi has been bedding your favourite Anne, still that does not rank personal enough as to derail a royal magnanimous pardon for his leecherous excess! The red line would be a coup plot! But even then, a discrete execution without public humiliation would be the smart-asz thing.)
Boy, this aint romantics. This is a history master class and sh!thead titles like your excellency bothers one no sh!t. You are a Kenyatta dynast, beneficiary of murderous purge. Murderous purge itself is standard procedure of course.
Too, I remember the
shetani ashindwe day when candidate Ouru Kenyatta was on the verge of a mental collapse, ready to hand the ticket to
Musalia Mudavadi. Howbeit it the feeble-minded crown prince was frogmarched back to the top of the ticket by forces he himself knew not; nor, I suspect, did the son of Jomo know the details of the formulaic TYRANNY OF NUMBERS that hosted him atop, nor, I am sure, did young Muigai know of the invicible steely hand that kept on dead dropping would-be Mungiki witnesses warming up to Ocampo and co.
Anyway, both of them, Kenyatta jnr. And Gethi jnr. could of course be the generation of dust, cold ash left after giant fires are gone. An aristocracy, or oligarchy, can be kept in power long after its historical death-knell has been sounded. It then runs on, on the volcanic momentum generated by the founding fathers, but in effect sleepwalking towards its extinction like a Romanov in 1914.
Aristocracies overlording feudal paradises in the age of industrialised go-getter nations is a tough act. Something has to be done to accommodate the aspirations of millions of the young, educated and dreaming, of best futures.
Academic interest:
Ben Gethi Ben Gethi is a double name. The circumstances under which he was named after his father to the letter, or adopted his father's full and official names later, will be as interesting as to force me to find time to visit the nomenclature of aristocratic names after a founder of a dynasty, like Bhutros Bhutros Gahli Gahli, or why, after a kilometre of paper, all names of Saudi princes end in Al-Saud! Brunei (His Majesty Paduka Seri Baginda Sultan Haji Hassanal Bolkiah Mu'izzaddin Waddaulah) and Kuwait (Emir Sabah IV Al-Ahmad Al-Jaber Al-Sabah
.)
will be of academic interest too.
But take this if you like it light he stole 791M that is why he is in court?
Does not look like the real reason to me! For if that is so, then nearly every who is who in the country is boarding the Kamiti express! And that does not look plausible.