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Post by jakaswanga on May 25, 2014 15:55:25 GMT 3
Cabinet Secretary for Devolution and Civil Service ANNE WAIGURU, A matriarch too powerful for male comfort? And plotting deep into night, all the president't men resolved to make all the women pregnant at the same time, so to render them cumbersome and distracted. And so it came to pass, that That is literally from Ali Mazrui and Willy Mutunga --long ago at UON! History does not repeat itself of course ... well ... it kind of does in new forms ... Anyway, you could not have missed her this week, reading the pulse of Kenyan politics. At the name Anna, it shot the peaks! Is she her own lady? An Iron Lady at core? Or is she owned, merely a pumped up pawn? Is she a re-incarnation of Mumbi the Founder Or just the latest lunatic successor to Lucy Kibaki?
Is she anything other than Mbiyu Koinange revisited? Patron saint interpreting the Presidential whims to the lay?
Is she anything other than a repeat of a deluded Martha Karua? Soon to be shocked into depression after get used and dumped? Is she just the latest Kiraitu and Murungaru rolled into one broker, Taking a high trip on the steroids of proximity to the pinnacle of power?Whatever she is in the dark world of shadowy power, Anne Waiguru whose cabinet brief is that of Devolution, has excited the national mood, and not by the luscious swing of her robust physique, nor the electrifying shape of her innocent lips when she says O No! I never sacked anybody by SMS! Ooyo, Anne Waiguru, a cabinet secretary and touted technocrat, has had mama mbogas and manambas demonstrated on her behalf in Nairobi, to ward off a host of ‘’home-crowd’’ MPs threatening to impeach her with a vote of no confidence. I looked at the demo and held my breath. It was the story which moved me to consider Anne Waiguru as worth a thread apart from a sub-text on the on-going insider fights between TNA and URP, as their 50/50 MOU threatens to be a repeat of the last one we are from, and whose trashing nearly became a national bane. The Street! When political conflicts within a ruling coalition spills over into the streets! Someone has lost faith in the internal conflict resolution mechanisms. There is a need to suggest, explicitly, an alternative re-enforcement. A highly amateur and adventurous streak. Power is a funny thing. Only yesterday Joseph Kinyua was smiling in self-aggrandisement after chopping off some height off Francis Kimemia who had already neutralised William Ruto at his designated number two slot (by mortgaging all decisions of the VP's office to presidential veto,and thus taking the DPork hostage); and now here is Anne Waiguru nationally recognised as, de facto, behind Uhuru Kenyatta, the person who calls the shots. That calls for a plot to re-confine would-be matriarchs back to the kitchen! So the motion to tame Queen Anna, may be sponsored from much closer to the court than might occur to many. Me reckons! But let us take a trip through the chattering classes to find out how the tongues have been wagging at the emerged Queen, Anna. Now lets move on to Macharia Gaitho of the Nation.
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Post by jakaswanga on May 25, 2014 16:08:13 GMT 3
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Post by jakaswanga on May 25, 2014 16:28:11 GMT 3
Here are some of the ladies reportedly under siege. It is an intriguing prospect to investigate this allegation, if it has any meat to the bone, like the bodies of the lady technocrats. NB: This is where Orengo hid them! see why I abandoned ODM! , she is saying!
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Post by jakaswanga on May 25, 2014 16:50:49 GMT 3
www.nation.co.ke/news/Leave-Waiguru-alone--Ruto-tells-MPs/-/1056/2325096/-/105gvcr/-/index.html Now, some of us, our business --more of a hobby because we derive no remunerations from it, is staring at the crystal ball that is called national politics, and putting wagers! Like: 1. Officially, the official premier Joseph Kinyua did the dismissals or promotions! But why does not anybody with any sense believe that story? why is it Waiguru! Waiguru! Waiguru! The explanation is simple! but why keep it simple if it can be complicated? 2. Ruto is referring to Waiguru in public as mdogo, a junior clerk! That is officially correct! But is it not so that, in the rumour mill of Nairobi, this mdogo unceremoniously showed this bwana mkubwa his place, and right in front of the visiting Oriental Santa Claus? 3. True: Rugut has not been sacked like Gorsemelang'o, he has been transferred. But why do rational adults talk about a sacking? a subterfuge motion is the transfer? Obviously there does exist an alternative script! and VP Ruto's may be the official one, but like in the days of the black exchange rate of the dollar, if you used the official script, you lost! I am definitely not going for the official exchange rate Ruto is propagating! it is a better way to mind my business I don't! But I have this hunch not even William Ruto believes himself! The soap continues!
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Post by b6k on May 25, 2014 17:34:34 GMT 3
Here are some of the ladies reportedly under siege. It is an intriguing prospect to investigate this allegation, if it has any meat to the bone, like the bodies of the lady technocrats. NB: This is where Orengo hid them! see why I abandoned ODM! , she is saying! Interesting thread. Well at least 50% of the ladies above deserve to be under "sieke".
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Post by jakaswanga on May 25, 2014 22:33:15 GMT 3
Interesting thread. Well at least 50% of the ladies above deserve to be under "sieke". b6k, Pray tell, why only 50% By the way, if the fence cab-sec were my boss and I were working under her, I would definitely be under sieke!
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Post by jakaswanga on Jun 13, 2014 19:52:37 GMT 3
IGEMBE SOUTH LINTURI AND THE WAIGURU IMPEACHMENT MOTION.www.the-star.co.ke/news/article-170968/cs-waiguru-survives-linturi-fails-show It was bound to be a parody of the chronicles of an announced death. And in deed at the last moment, mPIG Linturi failed to appear in parliament whereupon majority Hog Aden Duale, self-indulgently basking in childish glee, announced the motion had died a technical death. Well, Kenyan politicians! You of course know they are always fakers you are dealing with, but like first-blood Rambo part 10 or Beverly Hills Cop the 20th, you can not resist a watch because it remains spectacular entertainment. Further, it is amusement in real time, and since the actors have to earn keep, the earnestness with which they make believe hits the peaks of self-satire, in the ridicule variant. Now, unfortunately Mwalimumkuu and Kamalet who have hotlines to the shenanigans at the highest levels of government, are keeping their lips sealed, so we have to puzzle out the pieces from titbits permeating our consciousness from the rumour mills of Nairobi. Linturi: a racketeer and blackmailer who held out until he could rake in a maximum ransom? Linturi: burdened by debts, he pawned himself in a power game, as a messenger used to deliver a powerful message for a good remuneration, with a bonus to offset lost credibility and begotten shame? Linturi: got carried away and failed to cave in as per the plot, greedily overdid it, and had to be kidnapped and straightened out by hard men, so that his absence meant the motion was effectively dead? In any case the failure of the breakfast meeting, and the inadequacy of the earlier pleas by Uhuru Kenyatta to let Waiguru off the hook, and the apparent brinkmanship of Linturi to the last, and his subsequent unexplained disappearance at the moment supreme, point toward a political misfire/misfit somewhere in the background. I assume Linturi himself will come out with some co-ck and bull story ---like Gitobu Imanyara when he was last seen healthy in Kibaki’s state house, only to disappear from public view for weeks. ( Lucy Kibaki had slapped him. He punched her out. Whereupon her security men beat him senseless into hospital –goes the best no-nonsense explanation.) So lets us wait or Linturi’s cock and bull, and read between the lines. In the long run there are no secrets in Nairobi anyway. We will know for sooth. How about his colleagues moving to impeach him!? Hehe, this shame of the Abameru from Igembe! (what has the world come to when circumcised men behave like this! Wololo Mount Kenya women! I think you better come to the real men! Ki-hi-is may be fishy, but they have guts and always stick to their guns once they load and point! Not like these bendy sissy’s of yours .. you call men!)
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Post by jakaswanga on Jun 17, 2014 19:06:05 GMT 3
Let us have an insight into the intense pressure which was brought to bear on Mpig Linturi and how he, in his own words, made the most of being between a rock and a hard place. www.nation.co.ke/news/politics/Uhuru-asked-me-to-rethink-says-Linturi/-/1064/2349128/-/fdljen/-/index.html Main concern was CORD's exploitation of the situation, not the concrete data gathered to sustain the motion! significant is that this insight escaped both the majority whips and leader of government business in the house, and it had to take the Prezzo himself to be the fire-brigade. But listen to Majority leader Duale on what ''we'' knew! They knew this, but still 100 Mpigs on the government side signed up! But there was also this I tell you Duale knew what he knew, and the ruling Mpigs too knew what they knew. And these two knowledge's among the knowledgeable's did not sustain the same conclusion. The motion thus stayed on course. And this interesting bit It would appear there was enough consensus within Jubilee parliamentary caucus, to impeach Waiguru. Aden Duale’s reference to CORD is a stupid spin. Furtive and out of order. A clearer-headed report would be more like this: the rot is within the ruling beasts own intestines, and the hyena was bent on feeding on its own entrails. The opposition hounds mere spectators.www.nation.co.ke/news/politics/Uhuru-asked-me-to-rethink-says-Linturi/-/1064/2349128/-/fdljen/-/index.html Of course we watching a sham show with all that heavy breakfast and the rest: Remember when some cheeky journalist asked: who footed the bill? hehe! NB: Linturi knew from the start, that his people would dub him a traitor, and the motion would prolematise his relationship with them. But he went on, and on to put up the act ---until it caught up with him and a plot had to be hatched to give him an escape route. The question remains: Why did he begin this stuff he knew he could not finish!? That is the ball I am keeping my eyes own. The ''game plan'' that set him up! the sweet deal that enticed him! ---(O no, not Raila to blame please1)
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Post by b6k on Jun 18, 2014 12:22:50 GMT 3
Interesting thread. Well at least 50% of the ladies above deserve to be under "sieke". b6k, Pray tell, why only 50% By the way, if the fence cab-sec were my boss and I were working under her, I would definitely be under sieke!Why, Jakaswanga, I'd say Ngilu and Omamo deserve to be under "sieke"! Going by your caption maybe Ngilu should be transferred to Immigration where she can unearth hidden files of foreigners who bought their way into KE under the watch of Otieno " bado mapambano" Kajwang! Amina, on the other hand has proven to be a pretty decent Foreign Secretary even if the bulk of her battles for team KE have been ICC related As for the matriarch in town, I must admit I didn't know much about her until your thread. So she went from working for Githongo into the lion's den of the KE cabinet? Very interesting....
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Post by jakaswanga on Apr 2, 2015 20:56:03 GMT 3
A CAT FIGHT AT THE HEART OF JAP (JUBILEE). It is a Kenyan tabloid tale. I have been waiting long for one of its sort. But I have only been treated to the shallow ones of Kalenjins flogging their ''propeller'' di-cks to unwilling Lays in Japan, and Gideon Mwiti of Imenti South, the journalist and the aids-test doctor. These do not go to the heart of power, and their anecdotal thrust is flippantly peripheral. Turbo Mpig Eisha, and the Lay who woudn't get laid.Well, Nairobi is never dull these days. It has become a Roman nest of daggers. It is a maze of treachery with every turn a trap, an ambush, and every ally a potential sucking moor, or bottomless whole. The political city is in the grips of pathological intrigue. And so the explosive TABLOID TALE of MARIANNE AND ANNE. Marianne Keittany the playmate of DP Ruto sponsored the late [aborted] vote of no-confidence to unseat Anne Waiguru the side-plate of HE Mr. Kenyatta!No kidding. This is the EACC explaining a ksh. 300M expenditure point at the hands of the DP's chief of staff. And she allegedly ''pocketed'' ksh. 100M. That word pocketed!People who know people, who know people, make money this easily in this government, and country!? Actually, thinking some more about it, it sounds childish to say so and so ''pocketed ksh. 100M''! But for explanations we are a self-confessed nchi ya maajabu. NB: -On a serious note, this kind of ''easy money'' is one of the most dangerous things in the evolution of an elite, political or economic captains. It makes one be like a baby in a totally sterile, controlled environment, where every danger is neutralised. There are no risks run, no deeds performed that warrant the ''reward''. It is a parasites' farmyard.RISK FREE ENVIRONMENT Infant incubator [couveuse]The moment the baby gets out of this controlled lab, this PARADISE-like ' 'artificial environment'', it is as good as dead. A ''couveuse elite'' like ours, develops no competitive, survival thrusts in reality. An elite that gets rich this easy, is internationally totally neutralised. Uncompetitive. Dead on arrival in the cut-throat field of global politics. Doomed to be orderlies of other powers. Doomed to sell their nation for a pittance. NB: here is a joke: The Parliamentary Agricultural commission ate 60M to doctor the Mumias report, where the fraud was less than 1 billion. But PAC ate 1.5M to cover up a theft of 8.2 billion! (Of course some of the cheapest street-hookers give the best blowjobs -given practice makes perfect. But still, you get the feeling PAC fellas are real the lowest of scum.And that, PAC model, is exactly the Nduva Muli and Engineer Kamau template in the SGR tender-gate. THE GLUTTONY OF MARIANNE KEITTANY. Now, a bit about tabloid tales. Well read, they are spectacularly instructive. What happens in the kitchen cabinet? So William Ruto confronts Uhuru Kenyatta: what the heck is this? Why my Marianne. SINA MAKOSA BWANA! .. Hasira za nini we, bwanaa chuki ya nini kata yangu, mimi na wewe
-Uko na Anna wako, na mimi na Marianna wangu ... And Uhuru Kenyatta goes: SI MIMI baba Si Mimi. Si mimi bwana si mimi -tabu zote zaletwa na wewe muanza maneno ni wewe tu! Uzinizingizie baba, tabu zote zaletwa na wewe!
(ICC is still you. Super graft is you! Unstable base is you! And then you can not control your b!tch -letting her try to claw the eyes of mine in public!)
Uzinizingizie baba, tabu zote zaletwa na wewe!www.nation.co.ke/news/politics/MP-wants-Ruto-to-step-aside/-/1064/2674240/-/wqh6ggz/-/index.html
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Post by jakaswanga on Apr 11, 2015 23:33:03 GMT 3
THE LESSON OF THE WOMAN IN THE LIFE OF CHIEF ODERA AKANG'OIt is often said history does not move in a straight line. It zigzags. Positive deeds are therefore not the monopoly of progressives. Then there is the power which too, they say, hates a vacuum. At least folklore records him thus, but one of the great Luo modernising chiefs, Gem Odera Akang'o, is cited in non official narratives to owe his goodly eternal fame to one of his playmates, Achola ''Jatuka'' nyar Oyagi. NB: Odera Akang'o was a colonial era chief who in popular Luo history is credited with the modernist vision of recognising education as a fundamental feature of the new world. He therefore decided Gem should churn out more educated people than the ubiquitous countryside goatherds. (Goatherds these days would be comparable to bodbodas $ manambas). This viewpoint he sold to the people as ''Gem renaissance''. '' Wich Mochiew e teko''. And so in time the professorial turn-over of Gem location in Siaya county became proverbial, thanks to the ''buk gi kalam'' terror launched by this chief. This education-based notion of resistance with Gem serving as a pilot scheme, is what would later inspire ' 'Ounga'' TJ Mboya to organise the famous Great Airlift that ferried bright Kenyans to the USA. This of course was facilitated by the Black American caucus with the blessings of the Kennedy's. NB2: As to whether an army of professors are better soldiers in the liberation struggle than hordes of goatherds, that is a discussion for another day. (Saitoti vs Arap Moi! Dr. Karanja vs Arap Moi. The skills of a goatherd in political grandprix manoeuvring must never be underestimated, history teaches, too.) Sawa. In alternative folklore, this ''renaissance' was not actually the insight of chief Odera, rather, goes the juice, it was one of his wives/consorts who loved him and, dying to be more than just his favourite bed session, sought to endear herself to him as counsel in matters of State. And truly I say unto you, there were heavy decisions to be made, because British colonial administration was encroaching ever the deeper, and coping mechanisms were gone kuom-diel (as invisible as a goat's hump). But this woman had a revelation she could make her man a living monument, a man of eternal fame. A man whose time at the helm would be worth the while of the people. The personification of a deity.Now, such things do flatter male egos, they say. And women know this, they say. For they say God made man and, annoyingly, God is in the business of whispering words of wisdom to women, such as to make them highly potent in the ways of persuading males, and males are of course as errant as to be defect products of god. Yes, such is the duplicity of them gods, ever making the world a better place; such is the crooked counsel of gods, simultaneously using those beguiling creatures to reward or frustrate us godlike men in our war-like dispensation!
Truly truly I say unto you, the instinctive historical memory of matriarchy is alive and kicking, kissing you now if you are in love. Heterosexual love.So Akang'o's missus had a vision to help her along. She recognised the machine-gun Power of the Whiteman was more than could be confronted in frontal combat with the spears and rungus brandished by semi-naked patriots. The gory tales of the massacres of countless warriors who had fought the railway on its iron march from Mombasa to Gem Yala testified to this, and convinced her this was a new kind of enemy, a new kind of organisation. There therefore needed to be an alternative think, a long one away from the general spear-arms mobilisation other chiefs were plotting. The woman recognised the whiteman and his native acolytes of a mercenary army, would run rampage in Central Nyanza and commit a genocide. And obviously in her spouse she saw not a legendary guerrilla leader. And thus the choice phrase ''reach an accommodation''! To this view she fought to bring her lover-husband's senses. She advised Odera Akang'o to reach a ''dangerous accommodation'' with the future. The struggle against the whiteman was a multifaceted marathon; victory was assured at long last, but living to see it was not on the agenda for the young chief. A foundation would be his best shot. And with him a natural, his best shot would be a guaranteed dead-shot. But it just would not be military. (Malaria was wiping out whites by the horse carts anyway!) Now, such praises as being natural best shots do flatter male egos, they say. And women know this, they say.
. and there are lewd songs in the Kiganda language you would wish you never heard. Well, this woman convinced the chief -no doubt she was talented in bed, for in history that is the area a woman runs rings around a mans power wits, and fashions him into a useful tool of society, or a useless wimp like a classic last born. For a totalitarian character like Odera to have entertained her endless real politic lectures instead of ordering her to shut up and intoxicate him with feverishly wily hips, means she had the optimum fighting combination of both body and spirit. So said, so done, and it came to pass that Odera Akang'o became the most famous of the Luo chiefs of the colonial period. The Teiresias of the tribe. A legendary Seer even if blind. A leader saved from oblivion by the patriotic love of a woman of forged fighting spirit and political insight.A heart-warming if not di.ck-stiffening tale. THAT WAS THEN, NOW WHAT IS THE RELEVANCE?That story now comes in handy in the case of Uhuru Kenyatta, the current president of the seedy republic of Kenya. Meseems Muigai is increasingly overwhelmed. He is facing odds he cannot bend nor cope adequately with. He needs the gods to make a bit of Hercules of him, whisper some wisdom unto the ears of some woman who can then steel him up a bit, that he can cope some. Just some. Yes, methinks it is obvious the son of Jomo is a limping, sinking presidency, only saved by the equal uselessness of the opposition troop. He is cutting a picture of a man of the past, with nothing to contribute to the future of Kenya except presence. His choice method of dealing with complex issues is displaying power tantrums ---giving out hard-nosed directives-- as if unaware the Presidency has been deflated from its once imperial tower. Uhuru is stuck in those days before the second liberation, the days of his father Jomo up to his godfather Moi with their absolute powers.
This cretinism is why this weekend, after the Garissa-inspired order to train 10,000 krutus whose enrolment were duly annulled last year, his Excellency has to climb down. This was of course after everybody had condemned him, and others moved to sue the new IG Boinnet for contempt of court should he proceed. AG Githu Muigai was caught napping and cooked up some face-saving bull about consultations. Just before the Garissa crisis, there was of course the infamous list of 175 corruption Kingpins which formed the pudding of the state of the nation address, and the STEP-ASIDE directive. Derision has been his harvest. Why? Obviously no honest guy around him who genuinely wants his presidency to succeed. All they want is eat as much as possible before the game ends.And the game will end; they know it. So Kenyatta's rule is just a cover for them to loot maximum. Leaving the son of Jomo to carry the can, when the time comes. NB: I conclude it is Jubilee policy: but today William Ruto has given an ultimatum to the UNHCR. Dabaab camp with its ½ a million refugees is a terrorist hub. 3 months to close it. Otherwise Kenya will do it for them. This is our 9/11. The world has changed.That is a fool talking. Trying to exploit the emotional surge of nationalist anti Somali xenophobia generated by the Garissa massacre, if not rally Christian Unionism against restive Muslim sectors of the population. He is setting the stage for something like the Zulu King did this week -declaring foreigners as the chief muggers and bringers of vile. Result: pogroms and wholesale arson.Between Al-Shabaab terrorism and the corruption of the political elite captained by William Rutosingh, which one is the greater national peril? Good, the answer is not clear-cut if you take a leaf from the cold analytical punchline as is done in geo-political issues. However, if you reason with the emotional surge and adrenalin high in the aftermath of the Garissa massacre, then there is no debate. But there is no government in history ever brought down by terrorism. Corruption, however, has eaten social fabrics of nations and plunged them into civil war -some of them ending up in the execution of a whole elite. Ruto wants 3 months to evacuate the half a million back to war-torn Somalia!? Good. How about 24 hours for him to return all the money he has stolen from Wanjiku ever since his KANU YK days with Jirongo and Osero!? Heee!? A tough sheriff containing Wild West lawlessness, is the one who was so tough he shot his only son when the held up a bank in the notion his dad wouldn't. Tough sheriff Ruto's bluff can be called: Boooh! Mr. Singh! WHERE IS ANNE WAIGURU?And Now, this is where I fault Anne Waiguru. Anne Waiguru is not known ---even in the Nairobi rumour-mill--- to be ''commercially'' corrupt. She is no glutton like ''the fixer'' Francis Kimemia; no jugular tick like bribemaster Mutea Iringo, nor is she a bureaucratic tape-worm like Prime Minister J oseph Kinyua, nay, she is not like the rest of the Presidential controllers, ex or current, who are worms in a can, in a feeding and breeding frenzy. That sets her apart. And gives us room for parables. Parables of the matriarchy sort. First, there comes a curious detail: Anne Waiguru is officially the cabinet secretary for devolution, but there is no keeping it secret: she is the first among equals. Here is an ominous hint from a blurb by Jaindi Kisero. FIRST AMONG EQUALS ... That is the way it is codedly and politely put in the official printed and electronic press. I do not have the time now to do a ''deconstructive in-depth'' into the cultural meanings thereof, but it denotes power. Real power. Let me say in the workings of the state, she is above William Ruto's and Joseph Kinyua's paygrades. And she is a woman. Therefore she is no power rival now nor in the near future, to honourable Muigai wa Jomo. Anne Waiguru is Uhuru Kenyatta's guardian angel. Only she does not recognise it. Yet. Therefore: If she does not have the instinct, then somebody, in the name of patriotic duty, has to kick her awake then. To take up her tasks. From that profile of Jaindi Kisero, we know the potential is there. So given the amount of foolishness going around this administration, we need an explanation why Anne Waiguru -who suffers no fool-- has become so diminished as to suffer EVERY GOOL AND GOON! See, our matriarch needs a hard slap on her beautiful face. Unless of course she is a hoax. An overrated peace of scum, just another high-class piece of lay. Prove me wrong Anne. NB: I remember when Ababu Namwamba became the chairman of PAC. We had the same argument. Some of us thought the gods had smiled on young Tawfiq, but in the nature of the god's backhanded grins, they did not give him the insight to recognise he was blessed. So the chance passed, and Tawfiq now finds himself under the hammer, and Adan Duale, the infinitely more rotten sycophant, safe and pointing fingers at him: cruxify him! Cruxify him! how did he build that mansion at the shores of the Budalang'i lake!? That is how life sucks when golden opportunities are squandered. And such painful lessons as from the now dormant talents of Tawfiq Ababu Namwamba, is what brings me to Anne Waiguru. My teacher's instinct. We teachers hate to see talents wasted. We ache in rue at mental waste, even if of the children of our sworn enemies. That is why I fault Anne Waiguru with a cold relentless stare. I have no interest in the Jubilee Titanic, but maritime laws dictate salvage operations, the earlier the better. That is patriotism married to educationalism. So I talk thus to Anne. Vicious. This is about Wanjiku. And public accountability. I have some advise for you Anne, based on the -Achola nyar Oyagi--- precedent above. This is the woman who made possible the eternal fame of Odera Akang'o, basing it squarely on visionary achievement. Her name is of course now conveniently forgotten, except of course for European historians like yours truly who drink chang'aa in the countrysides and tune in to Luo matriarchal narratives from the canonical tongues of Mama Mbogas. If professors at law like Githu Muigai can not guide young Kenyatta on the limits of his power; --if old generals like Julius Karangi are just but mongrels incapable of defending the presidential honour against such horrors like at Garissa; --- if old dogs at the treasury come ''horse-whisperers'' like Joseph Kinyua are just pillars overseeing graft even as it Achilles-heels the Uhuru presidency; --- if engineers like Joseph Kamau are just but corrupt tenderpreneurs at the SGR, while for Kenyatta this is an epoch-changing infrastructural project; --- if singular sycophants like Aden Duale are just forked-tongued schemers with dark agendas; -----if the top layer of the bureaucracy charged with implementation are but mercenary crooks; ----and (if) the parliament is just a den of looters, in which case a parliamentary business is a sabotage enterprise ever cooking woe for his presidency
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then it becomes imperative that a woman come to the rescue of the beleaguered, neutralised President. Otherwise his fate is sealed, yes, arise must a darling to whisper wisdom in his ear and tell him what to do. The right thing to do. (which is for instance not break ranks with civilisation like Bush's and Cheney's America, by obeying William Ruto in his gory scheme to use the army to disperse the refugees at Dabaab. There would be a riot, and more blood. But most importantly, hospitality to a people unfortunate to have fled their homes was, before the UN or the international treaties ever came into existence, already a virtue of civilised behaviour. It is too big a moral concession for the Garissa campus massacre to have us get into an atavistic fit, reverting us to ape-man. SO IS WAIGURU THE WOMAN TO SAVE OUR MAN, PRESIDENT OURU!?Such a woman need not necessarily be his excellency's wife. Just one in his life. One who cares for his legacy. One who wants him to succeed. One who wants his regime to have meant a thing in the history of the land. As it is, me repeats, Uhuru's presidency means nothing, and continues to mean less. --How can the president personally get involved in a land-deal!? (at least that is what Charity Ngilu would have us believe!) O Anne, our idiot prezzo needs protection from himself! A scion of the first land-grabbing family still a petty land thief, and there he is waving a corruption list at the public! yelling step aside! He wants his head stepped aside or has he already stepped aside from his head or what!? So help him Anne! He is far offside. To have an idea what is at stake, I reference Dr. David Ndii. (so that I do not quote myself since I am already running several Uhuru Kenyatta threads on Jukwaa! Them threads investigate both social (tabloids) and class ideological (vision) --Don Quixote, what options UK, 11th parliament cuts balls, between speeches and performance
bla bla bla ...) Let us visit David Ndii for some study before we conclude. First in full. Here is Ndii: www.nation.co.ke/oped/Opinion/Uhuru-declaration-on-graft-/-/440808/2681916/-/vrrv2g/-/index.html
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Post by nok on Apr 15, 2015 1:17:19 GMT 3
Jakaswanga This thread tickled me the right way. But there is this singer called Pink ; she sings "you can do wrong in the right way or is it vice versa" ? While enjoying the free " Coaching "; by the way there are some serious people making serious easy money with what you call personality coaching especially for the alpha man or woman; don't you want to improve you monthly payslip since Kaimenyi has decided to ......i dont even know what to call his actions.. Anyway; let me borrow from two kenyan newspapers; www.standardmedia.co.ke/campus/story/2000157818/rift-valley-chicks-are-champion-husband-beaters-surveywww.sde.co.ke/article/2000158131/kikuyu-women-iron-ladies-kenyan-men-fear-marrying?pageNo=2www.the-star.co.ke/news/eacc-grills-keitany-and-shollei#sthash.VcWQzaX4.dpbsWhat I see here stereotyped, is that we are having a "catch me if you can" : di caprio that one of the wolves of wall street; brilliant actor; did you know that he never went to any acting school or college ? : scenario I want to call it a socia-trancendence across the great rift. And then you have Bill the 42nd. His Matriarch is in Town ; if 'am not wrong in IOWA and this time it's not with the chopper: 7 years ago a Faux par that dearly costed her; at home the chopper issue has costed us 147 beautifull souls; am still trying to digest why the owner of this buck is not a new job seeker with a liabilty case on the back;, instead it's an american chevrolet and the show is for the mashinani folk. Even there all politics is "rocal"
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Post by jakaswanga on Apr 15, 2015 19:30:18 GMT 3
Nok! This needs investigating --KUIYITHIA! translating this permitted, culturally sanctioned promiscuity into political practice, to limit the implementation of stupid policies, is an inviting academic exercise meseems!
what do you think Nok? hehe!
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Post by nok on Apr 16, 2015 17:49:32 GMT 3
Nok! This needs investigating --KUIYITHIA! translating this permitted, culturally sanctioned promiscuity into political practice, to limit the implementation of stupid policies, is an inviting academic exercise meseems! what do you think Nok? hehe! Jakaswanga It's really worth going back and examining our own cultures; modern day lifestyles that are presumebly western were already part of the main dish not side dishes like we have on the kando ! hehe e.g did you know that Nandi culture permitted some form of Lesbanism; Woman marrying a woman. I mean imagine that in modern day kenya. Or Some tribes having sex pedagogy for their girls to prepare them for marriage; And now you read on mainstream media about women in Nairobi just discovering a new craze in matters sexual satisfaction starting with " S.....ending with ...ting " hehehe
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Post by nok on Apr 16, 2015 23:38:56 GMT 3
Politics and testosterones explains what those wise Grannies of the K- Nation according to the article were advancing without very scientific multicenter prospective randomised studies with a high p < 0.05. A study of bonobo Apes and their social behaviour is quite revealing. Back to UK and the Matriarch thesis. Oh yes i support it when the medicine is given after consulting the Doctor either the phd ones like u or the ones of the chiromo Alumni and the side effects have been evaluated by ....Aunty Marggie Not to forget the influence of circadiane rhythm and the biological clock ticking tack tocking on the blood testosterones of the male species; especially the alphas in society. Jakaswanga back to you !
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Post by jakaswanga on Apr 18, 2015 11:33:25 GMT 3
Before we revert to tabloid mode which are the diagnostic aids to smell and sense the inner pathologies working the levers of power, let us take Anne Waiguru at face value, and interrogate her at her official level. Bureaucratic super star. It is this interrogation at official level which will reveal to us whether we must categorise her FAKE, you know, a bit like we are now, in the case of another superstar, Ababu Namwamba, wondering to use the typology HYPE.Nevertheless we must keep our powder dry, because official interrogations, even if polite, cordial and to the point, will still reveal a lot of tabloid mayhem, inadvertently. I am thinking of the police vetting commission interviews, a spectacle which I have been following with gleeful interest. There, revealed as collateral fun, is the domestic terror under which these public terrorists live. If the wife says to Mean Machine IG Boinnet, ''no, you wont show Kavuludi that bank statement!'' MM Boinet knows who to obey. If Mrs Mbithi wants the RECCE chopper to pick her grandchildren wherever, that is exactly what the chopper will do, whether a swat-team needs it against Al-Shabaab or not. A lot of Kenyans fear policemen. It is therefore a national relief to discover where the real power is. And perhaps it is the same in the army. Retiring Dr. Julius Karangi may have been the CEO of the Charcoal company (KDF) in Somali, but were he to be pressed to reveal details of the transactions, I am not too sure he could override Mrs. Karangi. --Just kidding. Uhuru Kenyatta is not getting things done because he is vetoeing his wife or wives, or because they have abandoned him to the dogs. We will investigate. But first, ANNE WAIGURU AS A SENTRY AND ENFORCER.Re-read Jaindi Kisero's blurb. Revise Anne's reputation. The first among equals in cabinet -a competent presidential favourite; secretary for devolution and, in addition, co-ordinator of five other heavy-duty portfolios, making her a super minister. So when it comes to devolution, the expected start-up ailments ---county engine misfires, derailments and the other hiccups which threaten the process, should be a bit of a walk in the park.Now, I would rather have posted the following as slaps across the Kennedy-school-shined round face of David Rotich, the cabinet secretary for finance. But I will give the Harvard man a breather, citing the notorious digital Onyango Oloo who intimated that, given the seniority and hierarchical peculiarities of the Kenyan mandarinate, it had to be feared the Harvard man fished from five ranks lower than Joseph Kinyua was going to be played, played as in when tails are told to wag dogs then it is a comedy show. Joseph Kinyua, his former boss both at the treasury and the Central Bank, is of course the Prime Minister. So we know who runs the ministry of finance. Therefore the following hot potatato passes to Anne. -Kinyua we have already dismissed as a bureaucratic tapeworm subscribed to other interests than Uhuru Kenyatta's potential place in history as a positivo who tried his best. And so we arrive at Anna's door. And the following hammer is in our hands. and NB: And I think today, nurses in Siaya county and Mombasa county are on strike on this or other delayed payment, while, checking the ALLOWANCES of the MCA's, a sense of thrift would have sufficed to avoid the cash crunch. Just a moment: remember Man Mank On Detroit?Amigo Mank, my brother in law, has not yet been hired by the forgetful son of Jomo, much against my recommendations. But then, the son of Jomo was always a slow head. Mank has studied Detroit, in the same time as I studied Greece, financially speaking. Mank, right from the word go, declared the new constitution a DOUBLE-DECKER of wasteful expenditures --the only Kenyan I read who critiqued the constitution from an econometrics model. And boy, was he not being conservative, understating the pathology. Now lets go: This mess is our first stop. We have to square it with the carriculum vitae of our Amazone Anne Waiguru. Has she freely given away her birthright, the golden girdle of Ares? Or has some bureaucratic slave gained the inspiration of the gods and done a Hercules on Hippolyte on her? Chaining her to incompetence, corruption and laziness? How can a clever, hard-working, experienced, competent and the most powerful woman in the republic run a department heading straight for bankruptcy? Apenji Anna yawa, yaye yuora, (hebu niulize shemeji Anna), we change your characterisation from a competent potential matriarch into another homegirl who screwed her way up? The counties are going bankrupt, the devolution CEO at the centre is gone MIA! So poor folks like me in the sinking ship must wonder: What ailment have the gods inflicted Anna Waiguru with? Or is it that from beginning she was a nothing but a soap. And it is her butt and cup we must discuss and not her service in office! Soaps are great tabloids of course. And as Nereah nyar Amadi would say, I am game.
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Post by jakaswanga on Apr 25, 2015 22:04:07 GMT 3
Cabinet Secretary for devolution Anne Waiguru and Permanent Secretary for devolution Mwanamaka Mabruki at a press conference at the Tom Mboya Labour College in Kisumu during the Devolution Conference I agree my matriarch sounds a bit like a long extinct species of administrator here. 1. i expect the elections for governors to become very competitive shortly. Everybody has realised that is where the money is -both for chicanery as in corruption, and deliverance as in performance. This competition will birth radical suggestions. Like {a} A governor says exactly who HIS CHIEF OF POLICE WILL BE. Meaning like in some American states, the chief of police is also an elected office, part of the whole packet of running-mates in a ticket. (b) The national government is making a mess of security. So the argument of retention is merely historical, formal and institutional, rather than best-case, modernised, efficient and futuristic. Every county can have its own swat-team, so that, in case of an Al-Shabaab hijack situation, need not wait for RECCE to arrive a day later because, as Nkaissery has told us, national airwing commanders have the right to use transport choppers on private business at their leisure. (So stop harrasing Rogers Mbithi! For this). FUN TIMES: Ndanu Munene Mbithi (in yellow), said to be the daughter-in-law of Police Air Wing commandant Rogers Mbithi (R) poses with an unidentified friend on a police plane in a picture she uploaded on her Instagram page - See more at: www.the-star.co.ke/news/police-air-wing-commandant-trouble-over-misuse-police-chopper#sthash.WtH4vEEi.dpuf (c)Cabinet secretary for devolution should facilitate more devolution, not stand in its way, becoming a problem. Where Waiguru should put her feet down is where she already has spectacularly failed. Devolving the auspices of the auditory general to a county near us! The local office of the auditory general is a subject I will love to indulge at a later date, here or elsewhere. -This is the office which will give me the figures of the monies lost in the Luo counties due to corruption. Then I will calculate how many Youth could have been mobilised in a local Youth service, paid for by an equivalent sum of money in the budget year. (that is called budgetary re-arrangement without ANY EXTRA INCOME. Just moving the same pile on the table -Checking the damning Raila-Ong'wen report on corruption in Kisumu county, I have an idea. This is why when Ouru Kenyatta went to the same Kisumu and was wildly cheered for creating 4,000 toilet-digging jobs for Nyalenda upgrade, he stole my heart too. I can appreciate a clever insult delivered with sky-high grace. The son of Jomo knocked me out flat in Kisumu, paying for my pit-latrine to be dug by local thugs, while the local political elite, thieves in toto, are signing up to OKOA KENYA!). But here is my matriarch undoing things in his wake. She is picking up an unnecessary quarrel with the governors. Behaving as if she were some kind of empress, like the power-drunk Kaimenyi who has managed to antagonise everybody in the education sector, and now has teachers gunning for his bowels. NB: nairobi in charge of security? Looks like yesterday they sent the president on a death flight -over Yemen! NB: Anna! We told u to take care of the son of Jomo. In the deeper sense than just lip service. Some very evil men are playing games with him. He really needs a female protector. Uhuru apparently has not yet developed the instinctive feel for security men taking him for a ride. Which idiot wants to plan a flight over Yemen with Saudi Arabia, Qatar and the rest of gulf oligarchs flying over 200 sorties per day? And Houthi anti-aircraft ever coughing wildly at the open sky above! (is this the charcoal dealer Karangi's last kick?) From a cheeky link by Nok: I rest my case!
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Post by jakaswanga on May 9, 2015 15:11:57 GMT 3
ANNE WAIGURU IS THE PROVERBIAL OSTRICH HEREThat is a photo from the standard newspaper on Friday May 8 2015. The reporters were trudging through the Nadome Death valley, in the borders between Baringo and Turkana counties. Now I do not think there is any point discussing this photo with the likes of Uhuru Kenyatta, William Ruto, The Opposition heads and their Excellency the governors. We have had Kapedo, Baragoi, Tana
. and as such, we can comfortably predict their responses to the dot. And in any case, this oil-rich region is not electorally a dense voter area, and as the top dogs look toward the next election, shell-shocked Turkana children being eaten alive by hyenas does not register in their minds as a priority. No surprises there at the top. No new insights to be gleaned. They are a dead-end option, a passed station. However you ---and I aim this at your maternal instincts, the Super Cabinet Minister Anne Waiguru, a female in charge of devolution and lately adamant that security will not be devolved, can have your butt kicked a bit before, in the looming clouds of reshuffle, you possibly find out power has shifted from your as the focus moves to machinations for the next election. It is a fast flowing game in Nairobi, a run-away centrifuge ever re-arranging influence at the top. As the bottom cooks. The other day I saw General Ababu Namwamba take a tumble from the towers of PAC, and since then he has appeared to change course, to shadow Mudavadi. Positioning to mobilise the famously brittle Luhya nationalist loyalty behind him. Now you are in an influential seat, Dear Anna. Do something positive before you become another nothing like so many before you. ---Kimunya, Martha Karua, Charity Ngilu. Power does pass. Even ---the only yesterday--- invincible William Ruto isn't holding the influence of yester year. No? WHY CAN SECURITY NOT BE DEVOLVED?Because it further erodes the power of the central state, and plants another feather in the gubernatorial crown. Other reasons are null and void. The matriarch Waiguru is a centralist, a conservative allied to the old instincts of the authoritarian state running a monopoly from Nairobi, and, to date throughout the decades, making a mess of it. In this, Our Anna swims against the forward current of her country Kenya, and down she will slide and sink after he uselfulness to the status quo is spent, and hornier, fresher more appetising cun'ts are on offer. The picture of that child, forlorn and abandoned, dumped to be a meal fought over by rival packs of marauding jackals with a taste for human stake, alive or dead, is the illustration of where the centralised command of security has lead to. Nairobi-ran security thinking has disintegrated and catching at straws, even on the anti-terrorist war. THE POLITICAL ECONOMY OF CATTLE RUSTLING. In essence we know cattle rustling is a form of primitive accumulation. Taking what already is, not working for it, but perforce: Robbery. In this case it is violent robbery; but in the case of a political elite increasing their own salaries, deciding their own perks/allowances, heaving off their own choice % off taxpayer kitty, looting state parastatals, the theft is couched within a layer of parliamentary glib. But the mentality of impunity is twin. Here is a tongue in cheek from the educational sector, by one John Kamau in Eldoret. That is the equivalent of ''cattle rustling'', but legal. JSC sitting allowances too is cattle rustling, but legal. Keittany (Ruto's chief of staff) pocketing ksh. 200 million meant to unseat Anne Waiguru by bribing Mpigs, too, is a cattle rustling equivalent, not to mention the Hustler Jet episode. Who is fooling who about Hard Work!? I prefer the down-to-earth attitude of our top police officers asked about their bank accounts. They just shrug and tale tales about how harsh their wives are when the issue of bank accounts is raised. You Waiguru, try raising the issue of THE bank accounts of members of the cabinet, both off-shore, secret and Mpesa, and come back to make us smile --like our millionaire Kiganjo graduates. NADOME: OF OIL AND BOUNDARIES: WOULD DEVOLVED SECURITY FAIR BETTER? It is an ABC. increasing Population pressure while the economic mode of subsistence stays the same. An ever steep curve of diminishing returns precipitates a crisis. There is no technological mutation nor application to revolutionise neither productivity nor value addition for the creation of ample surplus. The land mass stays fixed and her sustenance of livestock deteriorates. As competition skyrockets, the threshold to use of violence to resolve the conflict is lowered. There is no new economic activity to absorb excess labour, nor new horizons to offer a realistic future. Then space must be created by 1. Removing existent populations, ie genocide as in colonial expansion, land $ oil grab. 2. Grabbing the already created wealth of others, ie Rustling, extreme taxation. 3. Migration. Massive population displacement, eg Gikuyus from the Rift during PEV.It is a vicious circle. Young Major General Joseph Nkaissery actually made a name as a ball-and-bone crusher in this Wild West frontier of Pokot, Turkana, Karamoja. And here he is, evolved back as an Old Man, charged with the same! ''to tame the wild region!'. So what gives? Economic stagnation as a security problem? Young men have to get married and pay dowry and get moving on from their father's homesteads. The slums of Nairobi are too far away for them to join the already teeming ranks bursting the outskirts and stretching urban crime control. The migration route to Europe is too winded for them to end up at the bottom of the Mediterranean Sea. They are too black and ooze an untamed maleness which renders them unemployable by the sissy-looking oil-rich Arab Sheikhs of the Gulf. There is not much travel going on at their arid area so that they can idle around as boda-boda taxis, gigolos or male prostitutes as the coastal region used to boast before Al-Shabaab declared suchlike Haram. So what gives? ( there is plenty of oil under the ground, even if the price is now crashed, and with Iran gearing to rejoin the market, the upward pressure is low wherefore investors are freezing money on Tullow)War on the neighbours is a distinct possibility. Colonial expansion, landgrab and population cleansing. (See how Israel moved from a Kibbutz settlement in 1948 into a regional Super Power.) We have a crisis in our hands. And the centre at Nairobi can solve it, but not as a military problem. Uhuru Kenyatta got the answer first time around: INDUSTRIALISATION. Then the son of Jomo suffered a mental knock and is these days just a KANU relic. And able women around him like Anne Waiguru who could steer him a bit, have decided to throw in the towel and join in the ''treasury rustling'' while the party lasts. Otherwise instead of contracting Israeli security contractors to advise to build a wall between Somali and Kenya like they do between them and the Palestinians, we would have better spent the money on Israeli Agricultural expertise, to launch the Turkana Development Authority, absorbing Israeli desert transformation technology and thrift. (same idea applicable in the NFD, to tame Somali alienation) But that is a past station now. Back to theatre of operations, ball-crusher Nkaissery! Pacify the area! IT SURE LOOKS LIKE A WARZONE, THIS PART OF KENYA. kapedo deployment kdf. turkana east. west pokot baringo FOOTNOTE: mgafrica.com/article/2015-05-06-its-sub-sahara-africas-3rd-richest-nation-drives-porsches-wears-armani-but-tops-the-world-in-under-5-child-deaths
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Post by jakaswanga on Jun 19, 2015 20:30:31 GMT 3
WAIGURU'S NYS BLUES: THE MBOYS HATCH ANOTHER PLOT TO TAME THE MATRIARCH?I am stunned! Even you Waiguru! My most darling of them all! my only and only hope! (Omamo and Amina are decorations. KaNgilu is a flat-tyre ride. MJuma fell to the pack!)Yap! I am stunned. Let us take a look at Jaindi Kisero, hinting at more than he cares to think out. Huh!? And now we must suffer you gladly in your role as just another old-fashioned KANU-esque thief!? mama mia, you know the types describable in one old-fashioned word, kleptocrat. (Some French-speaking Africans prefer the typification ' tropical state gangster', gangsterress for females, aka ' bandit bourgeoisie', where the worst-case scenario is the qualification ' mobutucratic'. So in French you could read something like this: Uhuru Kenyatta's Kenya: toward a Mubutucratic kleptocracy?) But I am old fashioned in the English tradition and so, being gentlemanlier than the rabid frogs who drown in wine, I hesitate to call a dubious, top-woman bureaucrat, a gangster. I rather say 'state mafia babe! A double-bottomed multipurpose instrument! Even you, Waiguru! The co.ck has not crowed thrice since engineer Michael Kamau swore his service credentials by his mother's corpse, and here is another high-flying Kikuyu protesting her innocence in the face of massive loot! And the other week it was that Mbugua girl at the KAA, interdicted twice in a single month! (is the qualification mobutucratic still far-fetched?) Yawa, if in Nyanza I am surrounded by odd-job governors scumly hanging on the coattails of Raila, what depths of rage must my heart further investigate, when I come to Nairobi and Lo! the top-of-the-lot female civil servants too, are more rotten than the filthiest cu-nt that ever prowled the corridors of Sabina Joy club during its filthiest days of Nyayo! And the problem with paying a spindoctor such crazy lucratives, is that when henceforth Waiguru makes a media performance, we are sure she is merely a puppet on a string being played. So the following is not an authentic report on reality, no, it is a public relations exercise drummed up by the spindoctor for damage control. There is no Waiguru in the clip below, merely a pawn in a chess player's move. www.nation.co.ke/video/-/1951480/2757508/-/hxygy4/-/index.htmlThere is something sad about that. This is suppose to be the first among equals in the cabinet, the big hitter, the dreaded lady of the lot, a no nonsense go-getter, and the better type of adminstrator the mandarinate has to offer. The pincher. And then it takes the central bank in a routine control to catch her pants down! I think she should start suffering fools, seeing how easily she is fooled --- password cracked and accounts hacked! When this is the best of the best of a lot running a country, I would be minded to laugh aloud in dismissive spurts. But I can not, because the joke is on me. This is my country. The decisions these retards make affect the daily lives of millions of my countryfolk and influence the destiny of my land. My heart darkens. The only light at the end of the tunnel, is the realisation from lessons of history, that, if leaders are this ruthlessly greedy, callous and determined to ruin their country, it means there is equally such an opposite consciousness to contain and eradicate them eventually. For instance the things men do: it seems led by Nyeri women there is a new devastating punishment in town. Cutting off dicks. That is a cold-blooded and ruthless thing to do to a man. But more interesting is to explain why this has become a common 'adequate response'. The men must have broken some moral codes deemed the guarantors of humaneness. This put them men, in Dick Cheyney terms, outside Geneva conventions on combat! So methinks the uselessness of all anti-graft bodies, corruption investigations, the obvious impunity of the powerful, and the realisation they cannot change on their own, engenders the search for an 'adequate and effective response' outside the so-called rational canals. So what would be the national, political equivalent of penile amputation at the address of, for instance, the infamous 175?ponder that! And more below!
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Post by jakaswanga on Jun 20, 2015 10:10:41 GMT 3
the following is the more which I couldn't post yesterday evening because the Night-runners hoot sounded, and getting set, on to my marks I went! --O Old boy, I am getting in shape! practice does do what it is suppose to do! But for now, let me call on Anna: AHOY CAPTAIN! BELOW THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG, WE ALL KNOW WHAT LURKS!Even you Anna! I started in a reminiscence of that scene, Mathew 26v34. There was this day of oaths, when y'all impressed upon Wanjiku thus: 'Though all regimes hitherto have raped thee and stolen from thee, yet will that never be your fate with Jubilee.'But sceptics who doubted the second liberation were utterly unconvinced. They predicted: Verily, the last word of oath would not have left Jubilee mouths than KANU-sharp claws would emerge to pounce on Wanjiku's purse!' --And so it came to pass. Even you! Anna, sister of Wanjiku! You help drug your sister and pin her down, that rapists from local and afar go upon her with impunity, like a pack of hyenas upon a carcass!? To what purpose is your allegiance to these beasts!? Or is it all just in the greedy nature of a b!tch, fain to make keep? Not that I was taken-in enough to think the 2nd lady of the republic could be the cotton white finger where all others are soaked in slime. I mean I am more shocked at the daring of the corruption cartels in this instant! ---What was that again Jaindi Kisero was intimating? (you are supposedly one hell of a tough cookie?) Nah, you are piece of cake, it would appear your reputation (should it be worth a dime) means zero to these schemers and scammers. (they got know-how to ferret out a fake!?) Unperturbed, they just go ahead, ask for and get the password of your new boy at the docket, former DC Adan Gedow Harakhe, and award themselves hundreds of millions! - at least that is the official version of your story which professes your innocence, indeed your heroism in stopping the scam! But there is another version, and it goes: unsure of the new man at the helm of the Central Bank of Kenya, whether he be a fellow thief like the outgoing Njuguna Ndung'u, the tender sleuths at that institute 'stayed the payments,' waiting for the dust to clear around the reputation of the Fresher Dr. Njoroge. Lest theirs be the first heads to roll in the coming purge as the new man creates his 'lebensraum!' And it was when the Mboys at the Central Bank --in an alibi generation exercise-- sent letters oozing suspicion and demanding 'substantiation' that you acted. Their prompt, not yours, Anna. In other words, you had been blown to pieces. And had to go on damage control mode.Both these alternatives are unthinkable to me: 1. That will all your sky-high reputation (Uwezo award wins and so), closeness to Prezzo and so, you do not scare deep-state thieves. They are cocksure they can have you for a meal, and just grab your payment pincodes at their leisure! -uta do?
2. The super cabinet minister Anne Waiguru, the matriarch in town who stomachs no nonsense from anybody, is just the latest MASK TO BE PEELED BACK IN PUBLIC! Just another fraud, a front unravelled as nothing but a rotten tooth in Wanjiku's gums! That is, you have been super presiding over the loot of public resources. Ngilu just outlived her usefulness. You haven't.THE NYS AS A SMOKING GUN Now, given that the NYS is the proposed instrument to construct over 1000km of the Great anti-Shabaab wall between Somali and Kenya, the kind of monies Anne Waiguru have been paying out to the likes of Mutahi Ngunyi means she needs her head retooled if she really is not on agreed mission. And these kinds of wastage means Henry Rotich is better informed to stop taxing blood out of stones, and instead confiscate the looted funds, to feed the multitudes. Instead the golden Harvard boy tightened the noose around the necks of the starving: posho up! Paraffin up! basic edibles up! And for the NYS!? golden coins rained! So, is it thinkable : Uhuru Kenyatta's Kenya: a mobutucratic kleptocracy?Koro mana kamano yuora. Aonge wach machielo. Ahangla to pod wabiro mielo amiela e sirikand Ouru osiepi, mana kaka Jokongo bende nene mielo rhumba, e sirikal motow mar Mobutu Sese Seko Kuku Ngbendu Wa Za Banga. Mag piny, gin to girumo, kendo chutho ginirum!
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Post by jakaswanga on Jun 27, 2015 9:06:52 GMT 3
PROPHET MUTAHI NGUNYI'S 40 MILION SHILLINGS BILL!A bird's eye view in several instalments. 1. OF REMUNERATION RATIOS, WORKER MOTIVATION & SOCIAL STABILITY. 2. TAMING RAILA: When there is a market for snake-oil, the beggared sellers will truly arise! 3. The Colossal Anne Waiguru's Ugly gait in Town.What is he being paid for!? -we will go past the official story and unearth the dirt, haya, shine a light up the loosely political anus of Kenya. Mutahi's fee is of course a scam. Surprise surprise! aint that the whole Kenya! One huge Scamland!?. So it must be as an indicator of more, far more, that it can and should concern us. A tabloid on which to weave a true story of the times of our land. So mesays this Mutahi Ngunyi episode is not as straightforward as the rest of the scam. Ngunyi is the House of Mumbi's current Mugo wa Kibiru pretender. Mesays this is deep, is deeper than deep, and even Waiguru herself may just be a pawn in the wider game, unaware that, on the chess board, she is far, far from queen, far from even a horse to be traded to facilitate a ceasefire, nay, foot soldier whose fate is to be sacrificed in the thick of combat. Y ou know prophets do not charge market rates, they only accept tokens of gratitude, gifts. More about that later. First, value and wealth that must be created by real labour, toil. PART 1. THE VARIED VALUES OF LABOURSo what are they GIFTING Mutahi Ngunyi these millions for? Before that, a point of relativity: the 40M paid to Mutahi the PR-guru is of course peanuts comparing to what predator lawyers rake from Wanjiku in various looting schemes across the land. On the lower end, some will remember the Willy Mutunga and his JSC sitting allowance scam. I also saw [discredited? ] the (accounting firm) KPMG draft a sum of ksh. 300M as carted off for deposit into the account of lawyer Tom Ojienda, for some chit-chat session on behalf of Kidero's Mumias sweet. (This Mumias is now costing the taxpayer a billion K in bailout). Then there are the 'learned friends' who appeared for the Parliamentary Legal commission on some other chit-chat (I believe against the JSC scammers who refused to appear before the Mpigs), said to have billed Wanjiku ksh. 500M. Ruto and Uhuru's ICC bills are of course classified, but ksh. 10 Billion wouldn't surprise me on the lower side. Officials of the EACC are reported to be swimming in bullion stuff, deleting names and doctoring the list of 175, not to mention treating the evidence in a process called dilution, thus leaving DPP Tobiko's office empty handed. Yes, the 40M is a small tip, but a titanic learning moment in the sense that it sheds light on the remuneration regime toward the intellectual renegades servicing the wheels of state plunder. Does anybody know the all rates paid to the mercenary lawyers who, O technical know-how to sabotage the transparency clauses of the new constitution, wrote the bills exempting the tenderpreneural department of defence from public audit? I tell you there are GDP-depressing secrets in the books of the DoD. But you heard that from President Muigai himself, did you not! And the 'technicians' who 'facilitated' Mutea Iringo and Francis Kimemia's legendary pilferage, don't you think they sure made keep!? All untaxed! So it is not like Mutahi Ngunyi is in the big league of accessories to raw theft. Nope, the intellectual wing of the comprador is entitled to its benefits, clearly bribes, even if clearly crumbs considering what those who hire them, the real captains of Graft, make in public theft. But the awards and free-bees couched as remuneration, the patronage and free lunches showered upon these mercenary (intellectual) class underwriting corruption, still rank as outrageous in the light of the real wages paid out to the honest sweat-and-toil ordinary Kenyan. The implications thereof in the long term, is the titanic lesson! (pun unintended). A reminder Also, knowing we do not spend public nor venture capital on THEORETICAL RESEARCH of such, a professor of Mathematics at a local county university dedicated to dizzying math and thus having not time to 'diversify' nor moonlight into elementary 'addition and substraction' (accounting) to spike up his income, will of course look a sorry lot, earning less than even the local MCA! This imbalance of remuneration (wages/salary/allowance) in 1. Comparatively across the working economy 2. Within the same A-class of intellectual technicians in different fieldsIs a national demotivational factor. (both (1) ideologically de-motivational, makes losers love Kenya less, and they are many; and (2) lacklustre and corrupt in the execution of the apportioned task, lazy and unconcerned, building TARRAM roads and falling buildings and flooding roads for instance). Disclaimer: I agree I am using a [MOTIVATIONAL] model here which may not be applicable to Kenya. But in other countries which went places, motivation on the work floor, called morale amongst fighting troops, is known to be influenced by INCOME DISPARITY, and is considered one of the greatest factors affecting production and innovation, the general labour ethics, LABOUR relations, and thus national growth. SOCIAL CORPORATISM REVISITED Historical and great compromises between capital and labour, which underwrote for instance the reconstruction of war-torn Europe after their last pan European tribal war, recognised the primacy of fluent labour relations. To erect that fluency, that social stability, a ruthless policy of 'levelling' was enacted. That is, on a working floor, say SIEMENS, the difference between the lowest paid contractual worker and the CEO of the company, is governed by factor x! This [social corporatism] consensus/model held until the neo-liberal ideology declared it had won the ideological battle in economics, and CEO caps were discarded. Thatcherism came to the continent, and salary ceilings for management went. But for ordinary workers! It was back to slavery! (or unemployment as production was shifted (outsourced) to low-wage countries like China]. The debate is back, in the light of sustained economic stagnation in fully-fledged neo-liberal countries, brought about by super CEO's earning heavenly salaries, while creating third world economies within their very homes --see Greece. And rotting American inner cities ever needing white-killer cops to govern. end part 1.
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Post by jakaswanga on Jul 5, 2015 17:45:26 GMT 3
www.nation.co.ke/news/politics/-/1064/2775922/-/11bpniu/-/index.html Dear Anne Waiguru: your supporters are accusing the trade unions of what? you need to wash your hands of these kind of vermin. You are going against the Unions, and the most vocal one has of course been the TEACHER'S UNIONS! HAHA baby! a thieving and corrupt government wants to take on us! welcome! password loser! -Michael Kamau, Ms Mbugua (Airport), Francis Kimemia, Mutea Iringo, Prof. Njuguna Ndung'u and the award-winning Anne Waiguru come to mind. I got my reservations to put it mildly. The House Mumbi can defend a better lot than the above ! Anyway, we can catch up with most of the above in their respective threads detailing their illustrious performances, right here on Jukwaa. But you, My Fair Anne of them All, thy award-winner of Huduma, has really blown our joint-hearts apart like some female suicide bomber. When you are the toughest, most-delivering, competent potentate in the neighbourhood, the kind of things listed in the newspapers do not happen in your docket. No Anna, they do not, unless we dumb down so much, lower the standards of competence so much as to use it as farce, for ridicule. That central bank re-direct was not routine, was it? it was a red flag! -- hii sasa ni too much!Your whole ministry started to stink at every expenditure post. It starts to get clear the only reason you survive is because the boss can not afford to loose you, he is too much invested, any which way. The PR-narrative Mutahi Ngunyi has fed Noah Esipisu that you are being fought for deliverance was always going to be a non-starter. For the way these sums are paid, contracts awarded, transfers effected, are a double-helix of corruption lock and key fit which kenyans understand instinctively. And the responsibility lies with you, as in Uhuru Kenyatta's famous 'step aside' formula! But I am truly horrified at the stupid, pathological carelessness, or deliberate criminality which could have blinded Anne Waiguru, the highest profiled and powerful woman in the Jubilee digital chariot, to fool herself she could cover-up this kind of rot by brawny. -Now she, Anna, has some pathetic and obviously lame elders speaking up on her ass's behalf, together with engineer Kamau who, though he swore he is no thief by his dead mother, argues very differently in court. In court he -through his lawyer-- says the EACC at the time of his indictment was unconstitutional, so is technically disqualified from indicting him. His lawyer advances only technicalities, or the so-called procedural matters! Savvy people know what that means. NB: I have been terrified, watching the scorn, contempt and dismissive attitude with which even intellectually competent people from debt-ridden and corrupt countries can be treated, and left with no recourse but to swallow their pride. I am thinking of the German minister of Finance Wolfgang Schauble and his Dutch Counterpart Joram Disselbloom, giving the Greek finance minister Yanislav Varoufakis and his premier Alexis Tsipras, the red carpet in MADHARAU, openly. Greece was led for by an interchangeable corrupt caste of useless politicians and bureaucrats who run it aground while enriching themselves and their clients immensely. They were pretender competents and award-winning ministers like you Anna, with fancy Phds like Kaimenyi and Njuguna Ndung'u, and even fancier CV's like those of Henry Rotich at finance, from the USA Ivy leagues. Bandits they were! The Germans and the Dutch who, howbeit, do not trust anybody who studied economics in a foreign country with their own finances, are now openly urinating on Greece and her leaders. They do teach me a ruthless lesson in the real world. A lesson that makes me fret for my land Kenya, whose interchangeably rotten political elite, CORD OR JUBILEE, reminds of the same which killed off Greek pride in themselves, bankrupting the land through corruption and short-term greed. So permit me Anna to be German with you. I detect short-term greed in your office. You are capital FAIL for your reputation. Go back to do your homework, and grow up morally and administratively, so that a future Kenyan minister, charged with cleaning up the mess you cabinet people are currently making, does not, when he goes begging, develop this look seen on professor Varoufakis's face when Schauble told him: go home boy and do your homework. I am too German to listen to your bullsh!t!Tighten up your mental belts a bit Anne (see Merkel below for an example of better corruption!) POINT OF RELIEF: how corrupt is Germany? NB: Angela Merkel, the matriarch of Europe, looked dazed. She was accused of accepting a 10 billion euro bribe from the Egytian monster Gamal Abdel-Sisi. No, not personally, of course she wouldn't, but for Germany's financial and industrial class she would: SIEMENS. And to please her Egyptian boyfriend, she agreed to arrest a famous Al-Jazeera journalist! Ahmed Mansour! NB: on the personal side, Merkel is known to be so frugal, she is a miser. Our Opus Dei miser at the Central bank would be no match for her! --Imagine! (the German GDP that is!)
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Post by podp on Jul 8, 2015 12:10:28 GMT 3
sailing in the eye of a storm. it is starting to make sense. why do we have problems with 20% of our total population? Pareto principle in play. just read this. Thirdly, I think the issue of dispossession, mostly of a violent kind, and the decline of masculinity is key in explaining the inordinate drunkenness, especially in counties around Mount Kenya. TRAUMA According to historian Caroline Elkins, British forces wielded their authority with a perverse colonial logic: only by physically and psychologically atomising almost the entire population of 1.5 million in central Kenya could colonial authority be restored and the civilising mission reinstated. The heinous practice of castration of men in Central Kenya was one of the methods used to entrench colonial authority. It did not begin the other day with some women in Nyeri. This trauma, first of dispossession of material resources and dignity, then of de-masculinisation, partly explains why alcoholism is heavily concentrated in central Kenya. www.nation.co.ke/oped/Opinion/Alcoholism-Society-Kenya-History/-/440808/2778620/-/2j1u7c/-/index.htmlso we need to start there when trying to understand the matriarch. my other teacher died but left us a gem. the little known book titled The Autumn of the Patriach is a "poem on the solitude of power" according to the author, the novel is a flowing tract on the life of an eternal dictator. listening and watching the going on yesterday that little known book kept coming back to my sub conscious The book is a supreme polemic, a spiritual exposé, an attack against any society that encourages or even permits the growth of such a monstrosity. García Márquez objectifies the monster and at novel's end attempts to explain it as the consequences of the General's incapacity to love:". . .he had tried to compensate for that infamous fate [of being unable to love] with the burning cultivation of the solitary vice of power, he had made himself victim of his own sect to be immolated on the flames of that infinite holocaust, he had fed on fallacy and crime, he had flourished in impiety and dishonor and he had put himself above his feverish avarice and his congenital fear only to keep until the end of time the little glass ball [his personal symbol of the nation] in his hand without knowing that it was an endless vice the satiety of which generated its own appetite until the end of all times general sir. . . ." But the monster is not reducible to a single cause, any more than civilization is explainable through the invention of the wheel. The cause is beyond reductive statements, even when they exfoliate into such resplendent prose. The General presumes to have love of a kind for his goddess mother and his lusty wife. But he loves them the way he loves and softly caresses his wounded testicle: as an extension of himself. Given time, he will annihilate anything that is not of, by, from, or for himself. Could lovelessness alone explain such blood-drenched misanthropy? www.nytimes.com/books/97/06/15/reviews/marque-autumn.htmlso what happened yesterday? www.nation.co.ke/video/-/1951480/2779650/-/i08yaq/-/index.html
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Post by jakaswanga on Jul 18, 2015 14:52:04 GMT 3
www.nation.co.ke/news/Waiguru-faces-new-storm-over-Sh8bn-payments-by-ministry/-/1056/2790862/-/owiir5z/-/index.html Folks, there are people one likes, and there is nothing one can do about it. But the game runs out some time. I still like Anne Waiguru the person, but as an uppity and young African administrator, I now relegate her to an -- metaphorical Ayi Kwei Armah-- public toilet during Arap Moi's tenure. If you were ever unlucky enough to visit the public toilet at Machakos airport (country bus station at Gikomba/Mudhurwa) or the ones at Kenya Bus Station at around Khalsa in the Nyayo days, then you know! For starters let us take a look at David Ndii (and to some extent Raila) peeling back her matriarchal mask further. I gotta move on, if you remember Ayi Kwei ArmaH: The Beautiful Ones are not yet Born.metaphor for post independence Ghana!? Nah! How about 2nd liberation Kenya!? www.myelimu.com/thread-ANALYSIS-Beautiful-Ones-Are-Not-Yet-Born Kidero, Waiguru or Ruto, or you name him or her ... do not want to be CHICHIDODOThis is quite a challenge folks. A bit of memory, and you know you have been here before, say a Waiguru de ja vu. If you read the famous Heinemann Africa series –--the Soyinkas, Ngugis, Achebes …. you have a ring-side seat as corruption devours the Uhuru dream of post-colonial Africa, 3 years after the nominal flag of independence is raised. FirstForward to the, in case of Kenya, the 2nd republic: two or so years after the promulgation of the GREAT CONSTITUTION, with or without devolution, day by day is the history repeating itself called FARCE. Take your pick which novel from the mid 1960s you want to read and see our reflection: No longer at Ease, Beautiful Ones? The Interpreters? Shetani Mutherabaani?Eh, Anne Waiguru! Imagine A-to-Z you are a character STRAIGHT out of a novel from 1966 GHANA! –-Even Engineer Kamau's mother dying of shock reflects Obi Okonkwo's mother threatening suicide if he marries an Osu! Sad yes, but when I talk like this in class, young Kenyans always roar in laughter. So it is also funny, to the young. Very funny it will be indeed, until the real nightmare of failing states hits home. Now lets find out what the trenchant Dr. Ndii has to say.
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Post by jakaswanga on Jul 18, 2015 15:10:16 GMT 3
www.nation.co.ke/oped/Opinion/NYS-Corruption-Scandal-Uhuru-Kenyatta/-/440808/2793252/-/15iq7n8/-/index.html Where did it all start, Anne. Where did it all go wrong? Power corrupts, but asolute power corrupts absolutely. I mean Paul Kagame has decided, like his Longhorn neighbour, he is indispensable to Rwanda! (like you he can not go!) Robert Mugabe in South Africa discussing Nkurunziza: you know you want to stay in power, but you put this term limit. Then it is over quickly, and you start crying O O that one does not count! I want more! stop being silly, people! (The gathering of African leaders can not help but burst in extended laughter!)
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