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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 31, 2016 23:01:24 GMT 3
TAKE 2 THE LADY BOUNCES BACK! AIYAYAYAYAYI! KIDERO YOU ARE DONE!Praise the Lord, the grim bureaucratic deadpan-mask which some Public Relations bureau arrogated Anne Waiguru in a vain-glorious attempt to conform to the tough image of a super cabinet minister, has been ripped off. Some of us of course couldn't wait for that ugly, ill-fit and disfiguring mask to be cast aside by the realities of life knifing through the vulgarities of power; and now that it has come to pass, such the likes of us are now very much pleased to see a healthier Waiguru revealed. She has got a sense of humour. (Nairobi governor as a soft seat or light duty is my idea of her surreal humour. So I say she is repaired! Kind of reconditioned like a Dubai import ready for the tough roads of Kenya) Aerowa! Mano ber kabisa, yuora ma lando. She is fit enough to stand trial it means too ----and I do not mean in those supremely (bandia) courts of Kenya which, now, even the rotten learned fraternity want disbanded; she is brave enough to, like the Amollo Tinga she attempted to rush in Kibera and got a grievous body-check, laugh off a stint at Kamiti as a welcome holiday retreat from her posh Runda, a real change being as good as a real rest. (or was it Kitisuru?) Women with their children at a prison in Kenya. There are concerns over the increasing number of female inmates in Africa. NB:(To decongest prisons, CJ Mutunga has appealed for speedy and more executions, or at least that is what protesting death-row inmates have been mumbling!) Praise the Lord there are no prison plans for our Anne --that would call for national prayers like we did for the ICC indictees! Instead, this former Queen will now discover what many have before her, that there is life after high power, there is life in between political jobs, even a glorious and more fruitful life. Yes, one can detoxify ones mind, regain common sense if not redemption, develop normal thought patterns --like desisting from defending institutional graft, develop sexier attitudes and engage in fulfilling relationships, o yeah, meaningful relationships based on own identity, based on mutual respect and not relying on power and exploitative hierarchy which demand contrived persona's to sustain. (rape game scenarios). Politics involves a lot of play-acting, that is why politicians employ batteries of Spindoctors to write the script. But then wonder above wonder, they become surprised when the public does not take them seriously. THE TOUGHER THEY COME, THE HARDER THEY FALL. Firing people by SMS is deseased. It is on record the lady fired a senior NYS operative with an SMS. That qualifies as a pathological arrogance which mocks rationality, creates bureaucratic theatricality and caricatures the codes of protocol advanced in the civil service. It denotes a mindset lost to deluded thought patterns, the thought patterns of a slave-owner for instance, one capable of playing the almighty, capable of dismissing a slave as easily from their presence as from this life: an all powerful rapist amok at impunity. That is the Old Waiguru in bureaucratic performance dictated by the mask. That is the Queen of Impunity, the once super cabinet minister with a public secret. But now, out to win the electoral loyalty of wild Nairobi, the lady will be charming, willing to listen to the other side, accommodating and the epitome of cordiality. Thinking about all these implications is why a recovering, cheeky and mentally charming Anne Waiguru sends me gaga! I am like a Christian pastor watching a sinner being born again during a service! A miracle to behold! The Lord be praised! -When she was secretary for devolution, I gathered she would not pick a direct call from the chairman of the caucus of governors! No, the creep! Meru Munyua or Bomet Ruto, had to book his slot ages in advance! That is diseased arrogance of course. Farce. A contrived colonial arrogance to show the native his place. A goddess to whom all bow as supplicants. She was always outside her personality. And she was burning her sanity. So do I go gaga at the signs of her healthy and recovering mind. She now perhaps would recognise such antics as narrated above to be forms of bureaucratic absurdity, feudal explications of moral retardation, and deluded superiority. Signs of recovery I say, though of course we watch out for recidivisms which all too easily can be re-ignited by a fiery and blind ambition not yet quenched, given a second chance! ---Power is that seductive, intoxicating, corrosive, corrupting, unforgiving, repetitive in mistakes. Lets watch the recovery trajectory. ANNE THE ORDINARY MOM!There was this instructive and Oh-Oh so charming photo of Waiguru the mum being a mom to her son as they shopped around a mall in Nairobi. Yes, being normal and yet a newsworthy even! since that is what most Kenyans do and are when they can: normal parents walking about with their biological products! (Waiguru is only a bit different in the sense she is worth 160M. That is far above average/normal household piles!) But no hard hearts if it is made fair and square. She says she did. ANNE WAIGURU'S WORTH Former Devolution Cabinet Secretary Anne Waiguru, who has declared that she is worth Sh160 million. To be completed tomorrow.
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Post by jakaswanga on Feb 1, 2016 23:55:13 GMT 3
TAKE 2B. ANNE THE RESURRECTED GIRL.Yes Our Anne. She is now free and going for votes. Nairobi votes. Our lady of the charms now has all the time to exalt prose, to kiss and lick and lobby Jubilee party honchos and, O Amazon lady, of course rain harsh and thick blows at David Ndii's oxfordised skull. Howbeit after Drs. Thugge and Rotich she completes the senior most echelons of technical jubilee that took on querrulant Dr. Ndii. --forget sheep like Duale, ample time later to skewer them in the many BBQ parties pending. First it will be a tribute to Ndii, that he has jubilee so rattled, that the heaviest cannons had to open up on him. I referred to this Trinity elsewhere as the tip forming the icing on the peak of the technocratic pyramid of jubilee. Somewhere above, we dissected Anne Waiguru's hit-power on the rebound, both against David Ndii as in regaining her --remember Amilcar Cabral on culture---- original, historical personality if it ever was formed whole. One: does she dance like a butterfly and sting like a bee in heady and brainy combat? or is she a charging hippopotamus heading for a stunning coalition with an ancient baobab? Is she a Goliath pumped up by the steroids of power, doomed to a thud by a simple but exact sling shot? Or is she the nemesis of not only the Jubilee nightmare Dr. Ndii, but also the male pack of wolves lined up to skin alive the county of Nairobi. The way she dissected Tanganyika! would her critical faculties were not so one sided! the lady would be a winner! Anyway the road to Damascus is long, and Paul is still young. I AM VICTIMISED! I AM VICTIMISED! I AM VICTIMISED! They all yell when they fall from grace. But whey they are up, invisible are the blows they land on graft! Vote the hyena! That last line about VICTIMISATION was the one served us by Tawfiq Ababu Namwamba too, when he fell off from the high spot, named Chair to the Parliamentary Accounts Committee. And I think reading between the lines from the resignation speeches of Mercy Keino, Onsongo and Mumo Matemu himself (all ex EACC -ethics and anti corruption commission commissioners), or even the press release of Charity Ngilu when she was stepped aside from the Jubilee cabinet for corruption, a spooky yarn is constantly spun of powerful fat cats behind the scenes who eat up any anti corruption rat who dares prowl their lairs!These after-cries have now become like, at long last, the true cry of the herdsboy who out of boredom used to cry wolf: False alarms to be ignored. This very week and the previous one, Judge Tonui and Evans Kidero themselves have come up with the same old tired line: cartels behind the scenes are the master manipulators! Some Keyser Soze character runs Kenya I guess. Even Uhuru Kenyatta is powerless before him. Who knows, Keyser Sose could have bribed the whole Mutunga bench to rule in his favour against Raila in the great peetition. -- This is a major reason why Raila Odinga, even if himself smelly, is unbeatable in this game. He gives names of the persons of interest, even if they throw suing tempers at him. Agwambo does not do bullsh!t mystery like the rest of the goats who only bleat cartel cartel cartel! Mbeeee help hyena is after my neck because I am a hero!NB: Now every Tom Dick and Harry is taking THE TRACTOR to court for running over their names with dirt! ---But with Rotich and Thugge already admitting to clerical errors in sequencing letters dealing with billions, I wouldn't vouch for their reputation. And there is the strange report the treasury duo have recieved gag orders on the eurobond affair, unless a legal body summons them! Mereckons when one is Ivy-league paygrade there are some negligences beneath ones station in the profession. Even that Opus Dei fella from Yale at the Central bank, his private morality not withstanding, his professional integrity now looks to me as fuzzy as the morals of a cheap crook. He is too much addicted to his fifth amendment. That is professor George Saitori at the treasury all over again. A genius yes, but at the math of theft: may his soul rot in a thousand hell fires hotter than the chopper inferno that felled him. I really have had it with these top Kenyan bureaucrats. A layer of filth sedimented on the lungs of the land. When the truth of their chicanery comes out and they finally resign like Waiguru the other day, or are placed under fire like Judge Philip Tonui today, is when they will start doing overtime constructing narratives of how they fought corruption behind the scenes, and fell heroically to the invincible cartels who hold Kenya hostage under the mysterious Keyser Soze. POSTSCRIPT.
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Post by jakaswanga on Feb 17, 2016 19:19:48 GMT 3
WHAT'S GOING ONDid I hear a motionin parliament today to bar Dr. Evans Kidero for looting Mumias!? which is to say bar William Ruto for looting the Weston area and Lang'ata kids ground? And now let us dare write the complete list of the to be barred!
Just write it and think it. then we wait for a Kenyan Robbenspierre to effect it, I mean the headchopping gala. (meanwhile let us continue joking and with and laughing at our land while it lasts!)
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Post by jakaswanga on Feb 17, 2016 21:03:55 GMT 3
WHY IS THE CLOSED INVESTIGATION STILL OPEN?
I say incompetence is worse than corruption. That Ndegwa Muhoro boy at the CID to whom the NYS heist was first reported: if only he had done his job and NOT joined the buffoons at the EACC and the Mugwanja unit!
Anyway: I was much amused and pleased when Anne Waiguru showed what she is worth in flow, as she dissected Tanzania's failures and blasted David Ndii for shaming the reputation of Oxford with his Tanzaniaphile and eurobond lies. That time I said There has been a development since. An affidavit.
Anne Waiguru is sure she is a victim. She is a victim of powerful forces behind the scenes. These forces do not want to see her up again in high public office, like the Nairobi gubernatorial seat. Earlier, they were much displeased with her whistleblowing which temporarily scattered their scheme to loot 2bn from the NYS.
On second thoughts: Anne Waiguru is the type who spends huge sums on spin doctors. Therefore it is logical to assume the above image of a victim is the pitch her PR-controllers have identified as an appropriate response to her current predicament. To win sympathy. In which case she is not telling us all she knows, but playing games. ---Waweru the head of the NIS is not going to deal us in on his treasure trove of secrets concerning the NYS theft, so we will have to think things through for ourselves at our best to make sense of it all.
Like Ababu Namwamba and the rest who fell by the wayside and had their heads collected as trophies to these Hunter&Gatherer Cartels, Anne Waiguru while still in office refused to share with us, the public, the details of her battles against this all powerful Kaiser Sozes in the background who run Corrupt Kenya. She was aloof, arrogant and distant before her fall. Only after they have punched her teeth, broke her into hospital with high blood pressure, and are threatening her with worse after her exit from office, is she now pointing fingers at the obscure enemy who, apparently, openly dares the President to act to protect his alleged paramour.
This is a point to stand by for a deep moment.
A man or woman must have very powerful insurance to risk the wrath of a commander in chief where a nice piece of rounded arse like Waiguru is concerned. Yes, when Paris of Troy fooled around with the best lay Menelaus ever had, the result was the end of Troy. And how many heads did King Henry the 8th separate from their torsos, suspecting them of mischief with his mistresses? Idi Amin of course prepared for BBQ and ate up any fool who as much as displeased his paramours on sight!
It is thus possible this Muthamaki told the truth that time he spoke on the rumour. Anne Waiguru means nothing to him in those amorous terms. The cartels behind the scenes know, and therefore they can humiliate Waiguru without risking presidential wrath. The alternative would be they have the President locked up nice and safe. A hostage to their designs. I do not think Uhuru Kenyatta is cold blooded and devious enough to be the architect of Waiguru's high blood pressure. But another woman could be in operation revenge. The Harems of the Sultans or the Emperors of China, or the intrigues of Ceasar's loves, have left us with enough awe at the deviousness of womenkind in love triangles. So I keep an open mind.
Waiting for Anne to organise her thoughts into a sling shot. (Now she is saying that affidavit woman is a lunatic. I consider that a shell-shock reaction. Anne can think better, I seen her stinging Ndii!) Now I can talk about the affidavit.
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Post by jakaswanga on Feb 17, 2016 23:34:15 GMT 3
THE CARCASS FOR HOUNDS, AND THE HOUNDS BITING THEIR TAILSwww.nation.co.ke/news/I-have-never-met-my-accuser-Josephine-Kabura--Waiguru-says/-/1056/3078622/-/7onj2g/-/index.htmlwww.nation.co.ke/news/Waiguru-faked-NYS-arrests-and-charges/-/1056/3080058/-/arxgy3/-/index.htmlwww.nation.co.ke/news/NYS-fishy-payouts-rise-to-Sh1-billon/-/1056/3081642/-/fov3e4/-/index.html the JOSEPHINE Options: 1. Kabura is lying2.Kabura is partially lying 3. Kabura is telling the truth. But what are her own motives whatever the case? Self-survival is always a good place to begin. For the hair-dresser to have been running companies dealing with billions with the state as the major customer, means exactly what everybody else has noted. She is and was a front for a looting cult. And that looting group consisted of some of the most bureaucratically and logistically powerful men in the land. They have a network that can and does derail investigations. They are folks who could disable IFMIS (whatever that is), render the CID mute, and compromise the whole Banking Fraud Investigating Unit. Joseph Mugwanja, the director of the latter, could very well be their pawn as Kabura alleges. When President Kenyatta signs into law, clauses which prohibit defence expenditures and procurements from being transparently scrutinised, neither by parliament nor by the auditor general, what really is he, if not just another Kabura/front for the looters of defence contracts? Is Jomo's boy too thick to see this for himself, or he does but has been bought, and only the day he falls, will he, to save his neck, swear affidavits like Kabura now!? What I think is that the cartel has panicked in the face of the sustained pressure on this issue. This pressure is forcing Uhuru Kenyatta to do more than the token which was calculated. This means pawns, sacrificial lamas, are being lined to pay real prices not factored in advance. The smokescreens and fake punishments promised are finding hinder, instead pain is promising to be real. This broken promises means people like Kabura and Ben Gethi could face real music. Stripped dry of property and jailed. The wolf pact needs real meat and real blood in real time. And Uhuru has to deliver. The judiciary itself may not want to embarass itself further, making bought sentenses difficult now. Kabura the front is, I think, lined for the fall. And she does not like it. She is not taking the rap to save them all. She would rather go down with them. It is now the duty of EACC to convince us Kabura is the sole mastermind of the fraudulent NYS scheme. But that is a stage we have passed. In fact Kenya is at a stage where there are already public calls in parliament for the banning of Evans Kidero -the looter of Mumias. It is significant even if it is a slip of the Legislature's tongue. They all recognise what that call entails. As I said above, that means the game is up for William the looting Singh too.It is a mark of the depth of corruption, and how compromised the clergy is, that none from the pulpit has the moral prestige, nor imperative, to say in public that Ruto and Kidero, just for starters, are too rotten to be near the public purse in any capacity!It is the rotten Mpigs themselves who have by chance ran against this wall and raised the prospect. A prospect Kenya must not pretend not to have heard. NB: I repeatedly mention Kidero because he is a Luo. And my Luo pivot enforces a clarity of mind on my part which make it impossible to ignore the contradiction that our nationalism is fronting a hyena as her contender post Raila.It is hyenas only for the battle for the Kenyan presidency. So Luo nationalism can not be left behind of course to play the tame calf. But it is a statement on what we the people think of Kenya. Meja Mwangi said it: A CARCASS FOR HOUNDS.If we loved Kenya and believed in her future, the constituent tribes would delegate other calibre than hyenas to the top. Anne Waiguru would never think of running to govern the top city of the land. But Kenya is a carcass to scavenge, and it is exactly such vultures like Anne, Evans, William, Charity, who must rise to the top. But I keep an open mind for surprises. There could just be real patriots emerging, and the hounds are soon to have had their day. You never know with history until it is written.
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Post by jakaswanga on Feb 22, 2016 23:22:29 GMT 3
BETS CLOSING NOW ON WAIGURU'S TAKE ON THE RECENT UGANDA ELECTIONS!Parochialism is a very dangerous thing. I waxed lyrical about the FLOW Waiguru had gone into, as she dissected Tanzania in the aftermath of their shoddy and disgracefully conducted election. I had an idea trouble was coming for Anne. ---And now it has arrived. But first, a recap of Anne Waiguru unleashed. At her natural flow and fair, eloquent and holding nothing back, the lady is cool, easy and hot. Ndii is blown to pieces then vaporized. Let us take a peek! www.nation.co.ke/oped/Opinion/-/440808/3026576/-/9tkfl3/-/index.html January 8, 2016. Why Ndii is wrong on what Magufuli presidency means for Uhurus reign excellent! But now, Anne Waiguru will of course have to author an equally stringent, thorough and ruthless take on yesterday's sham and shameful electoral cycle in Uganda! denouncing the travesty witnessed in that Bananaland led by cowboys! Howbeit her alleged ex has already congratulated the Ankole Longhorn! The ox, like Mubarak under pressure, suspended social media and sealed the capital city with his military boys. The opposition? Their leaders were locked up in their houses for their own safety. Mr. Kenyatta, blind or just a total fool as usual, saw democracy at its best in practice! Luckily Kenyans on social media have disagreed and apologised to Ugandans at large. Mr. Kenyatta and his statehouse mouthpieces, they insist, were merely expressing a personal opinion. The congratulations to the farcical winner of the sham elections, were in their private capacity and not as the OFFICAL standpoint of the KENYAN government, nor were they on behalf of the Kenyan people. M7 is UK's business partner after all, it was a private affair! What will Waiguru the lithe commentator do with her sharp mind on this!? I think she will let Uganda pass! And that now is the shame of parochialism, seing how she ripped Tz CCM's guts! The shame is one step forward, one mile back! It is not surprising therefore, that as sharp as she is, Anne does not remember her official hairdresser Josephine. Very sharp by half. That is how she was the most competent and supr cabinet minister, but just another ordinary graft queen. Because she has a sharp but parochial mind. That makes her a perfect cog in somebody's machine. A tool perfected for us and dump. NB: Congo Kabila has followed M7 suit. He arrested the opposition candidate. He said the man needed to cool down. Cooled down opposition heads is good for democracy in Congo, says Joseph.
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Post by podp on Feb 24, 2016 18:18:38 GMT 3
BETS CLOSING NOW ON WAIGURU'S TAKE ON THE RECENT UGANDA ELECTIONS!Parochialism is a very dangerous thing. I waxed lyrical about the FLOW Waiguru had gone into, as she dissected Tanzania in the aftermath of their shoddy and disgracefully conducted election. I had an idea trouble was coming for Anne. ---And now it has arrived. But first, a recap of Anne Waiguru unleashed. At her natural flow and fair, eloquent and holding nothing back, the lady is cool, easy and hot. Ndii is blown to pieces then vaporized. Let us take a peek! .... Luckily Kenyans on social media have disagreed and apologised to Ugandans at large. Mr. Kenyatta and his statehouse mouthpieces, they insist, were merely expressing a personal opinion. The congratulations to the farcical winner of the sham elections, were in their private capacity and not as the OFFICAL standpoint of the KENYAN government, nor were they on behalf of the Kenyan people. M7 is UK's business partner after all, it was a private affair! What will Waiguru the lithe commentator do with her sharp mind on this!? I think she will let Uganda pass! And that now is the shame of parochialism, seing how she ripped Tz CCM's guts! The shame is one step forward, one mile back! It is not surprising therefore, that as sharp as she is, Anne does not remember her official hairdresser Josephine. Very sharp by half. That is how she was the most competent and supr cabinet minister, but just another ordinary graft queen. Because she has a sharp but parochial mind. That makes her a perfect cog in somebody's machine. A tool perfected for us and dump. NB: Congo Kabila has followed M7 suit. He arrested the opposition candidate. He said the man needed to cool down. Cooled down opposition heads is good for democracy in Congo, says Joseph. the 2 red high lights Majority leader Aden Duale has maintained that Jubilee coalition is solid and nobody can rock it from within. The Garissa MP maintains that Jubilee is not divided saying that Waiguru’s affidavit linking him to NYS scam is a scheme to blame one side of coalition. "We have sacked very powerful corrupt individuals in this government. One wing of the coalition may be blamed for playing a role but in URP we have no apologies to make when it comes to the fight against the vice,"dual said Read more at: www.standardmedia.co.ke/article/2000192824/waiguru-s-affidavit-is-a-scheme-to-divide-jubilee-says-dualePolitics has become both too local and not local enough. It is not local enough when it comes to the politics of local representation. A political class has emerged- and not one based necessarily on any merit. The proposal to have a right of recall if an MP betrays the trust of his/her constituents could give some power back to local communities - if structured right. Candidate selection through primaries could help too in cutting through the group-think and political nepotism of party politics. www.thersa.org/discover/publications-and-articles/rsa-blogs/2013/06/the-parochialism-of-politics/The political principle of localism is that which supports local production and consumption of goods, local control of government, and local culture and identity. Localist politics have been approached from many directions by different groups. Nevertheless, localism can generally be described as related to regionalism, and in opposition to centralism. In pejorative use, the term Parish pump politics is used to describe political activity that is more evidently concerned with addressing the immediate needs of the local electorate than with strategy that might affect their long-term well-being. www.liquisearch.com/parochial/parochialism_in_politicsso little brained but sharp as they come Anne who once worked in an international environment and was expected to bring her experience in the civil service somehow started regressing. just like some naively thought that the dynamic duo as the ICC indictees were favourably referred in circles they enjoyed support, would be less ethnic oriented than the Kibakis ( he who could not imagine working with non Gemas until the aftermath of 2007/2008 post election violence forced him to reconsider) and RAO of the Caliphate fame. so Anne got sucked into parochialism and as the Mungiki adherents are known never to betray the oath taken things started unfolding when the Devolution dockets' allocation jumped to kshs. 25 billion. how to absorb such large sums when we all know Devolution was not a war ministry where defence expenditures can easily escalate from unit x to more than triple x and be absorbed patriotically? the only way to 'cleverly' absorb the kshs. 25 billion was to steal in all ways possible. those civil servants who refused to play ball, since the IFMIS system has in excess of 20 steps before payments are effected were transferred enmass from the Devolution docket. there are preachers, from the Gema community, who were being paid in excess of kshs. 5 million per week to pray for success of Kibera activities being undertaken by NYS. then we have the consultations by Mutahi Ngunyi which lawyers would expect them to cost kshs. 15 million at most yet he would bill kshs. 50 million! and the eating frenzy much as it was supposed to be confined to Gema community mafia spiralled out and brought in the Olalos and the Rift Valley mafia. and just like any mafiosi family business grumbling over the turf is soon degenerating into mob wars with one side TNA blaming the other side URP yet as Jubilee the aim was to keep CORD brigade out. so the Mashinani Party leader is having a ball. he is smarting from being told 'peso sio ya mama yak' so he now quips “We should not engage in protracted political rhetoric over this matter. Those named in Waiguru’s affidavit should return the money acquired fraudulently,” he said. citizentv.co.ke/news/return-money-stolen-from-nys-ruto-tells-duale-murkomen-115823/it is getting nicer being a Kenyan as even my taxi driver who speaks and was born a Gema is complaining that they never thought Kamwana, as they fondly refer to PORK, would preside over thieving of tax payers money while crying 'jameni ndugu zanguni, tupendane tuache siasa za matusi tupatie wananchi maendeleo'. in Israel where PORK is signing bilateral with the Netanyahu government he needs to find out on the sides what happened to ... Barak “took bribes worth millions and tens of millions,” Olmert said. “There is no weapons deal Israel does ... everyone is talking about it.” Zaken then asked Olmert where the money was. “He hides it … in Switzerland or in some law firm, he transfers it to a company where Barak’s name doesn’t appear,” Olmert said. read more: www.haaretz.com/israel-news/.premium-1.645373so as the saga continues one day we will learn PORK received money from the Cabinet Secretaries he choose while deputy PORK similarly received money from his Cabinet Secretaries. and hopefully both will not be residing at the Hague but our Kamiti and Naivasha maximum prisons. clean up those places while you are in power they may become you homes in a not so distant future, their advisers should counsel them
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Post by jakaswanga on Feb 24, 2016 21:13:44 GMT 3
The Kenyan ruling class is treating us to a Centauric situation famous in classical legend. At the end, the race of Centaurs were all but wiped out. Centaurs were half-man half-horse beasts. Strong, muscular and powerfully sexed. When drunk and well-fed and engorged with drink at parties, they turned on hosts, ravishing and raping anything on site, thereafter themselves. Centaur warrior. Then one day they met their match in Lapithland. The epic battle is known as Centaurmachy, at the end of which the centaurs became extinct Now, drunk with money and power and bored of daily raping Wanjiku, the Kenyan political elite are now taking on themselves for boisterous amusement. That is how ancien regimes write their epitaphs upfront. Our country will be the exception then, to prove the rule. www.nation.co.ke/news/Waiguru-out-to-split-Jubilee--Aden-Duale-claims/-/1056/3090794/-/k6gkq8/-/index.htmlEarlier on Farouk Kibet had been proved a beneficiary of the NYS loot courtesy of Ben Gethi. It was not much but still. Then a few days ago DPP Keriako Tobiko whitewashed Kibet! Wherever one looks for hope, Wanjiku is cornered for gang rape: CID, CDI, EACC, Mpigs, JSC, Presidency, Vpship, Governors, MCA's, Secondary School Heads (fee rip-off racket), NHIF,
. police force, lootenants
. Aaah, the centaurs of Nairobi!
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Post by OtishOtish on Feb 25, 2016 2:44:12 GMT 3
Team Mafisi (representing Region A) vs. Team Nyang'au (representing Region B). This will definitely be great entertainment.
I propose Brother Kamalet for commentator. (Is he still with us on this one?)
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Post by jakaswanga on Feb 25, 2016 23:19:54 GMT 3
HUBRIS MID JUNE 2015, WHY WAS ANNE WAIGURU SO STUPID?A take on this version, the HARAKHE AFFIDAVIT. In this version -versions galore in this NYS epic, June 17 2015, every institution -the CID, PS, IFMIS director, Leader of Majority, Parliament, the Treasury, you name it, all are on the take and are corruptly bearing down on Honest Harakhe, to let the fraud go through. Anne Waiguru does not further ponder the fact that it requires her DOUBLE INTERVENTION to cancel some of the payments. The amounts involved, and Harakhe password cracked, does NOT send our top CEO and award winning lady into CODE RED MODE. What is code red modE:? It is a protocol alert which should generate a higher mental concentration on a situation: danger responses activated -she is being lied to in broad daylight! And she is the hottest ass in town! She was effectively the last hope of Harakhe now, and a lacklustre performance on her part would of course be a subtle indication she was in the mix, and her phone call was merely diversionary. (she had to be aware of this possible interpretation, yet she just went to bed thereafter, and snored peaceful!) This is why the truth should be told as fast as it is known --the way mathematicians do. The moment they crack a problem they let the whole world know (how brilliant they are) at the top of their lungs! But politicians, CEO's, top bureaucrats and security operatives are a vanity apart. They first calculate how best they can use the truth to manipulate people, reinterpret events and shape situations to further their careers and feather their nests fatter. The result is always a guaranteed disaster down the line. If you doubt that, take a look at any day in history. -Iraq the past ten years. Europe the last 100 years. Kenya the last 10. So much blood because a few people think they can fool everybody all the time. NB: By this version of Harakhe, Anne Waiguru did try to stop the fraud. Genuinely, tokenly!? But the problem is she stayed silent ---too silent, not rocking the boat with intent, until the story broke the wrong way with her on the defensive. The she proceeded to fight the wrong guys, far, far away guys while her own house was on fire. She followed the wrong advise that keeping the truth hidden served Jubilee and the nation best. She was committing suicide of course --literally as the bottled truth threatened to collapse her heart under pressure to come out. Now it is cheap crooks like Duale calling her a thief, imagine, and dismissing her for a cheap prostitute whose rotten body no longer interests takers in the market. She failed to confront them crooks when she had the evidence and the momentum, and could tap national sentiment and sympathy. Now she is the one the tables are turned on, the culprit and the target of shrill yells CRUCIFY HER! CRUCIFY ANNE! Even Mutahi Ngunyi whom she rewarded with tens of millions now twitches his powdered nose: 'Anne Waiguru? Never heard of her! An if I did, nothing worth remembering!' In this thread we told her early. I for one beseeched her because I like her anyway: As a supplicant I prayed: O Great Queen Anne, Trust Wanjiku -she who now lies prostrate as ruling beasts have their fill of vile chops at her vitals! Fight her corner and forsake her not! those hyenas you comfort and consort will turn on you, devour you after use!' But power had entered her head, and the CiC's member her body, so she cared not a hoot! She was one with the boys. Well, only the truth and the truth alone can set her free now. Only the truth can help her regain her historical personality, distorted to the core in high office. Methinks the lady would be more formidable being herself, an anti-graft warrior queen who collects skulls; she could even convince Wanjiku she is worth Nairobi governor (against rots like Kidero, Waititu, Mbaru, Wanjiru, Wanjigi, and even the cowardly worm Peter Kenneth!)But first the hurdle: a convincing Saul to Paul. The total redemption, a confessional professing the zero-tolerance to corruption. The fury of a woman scorned and degraded must now, born again with fanatical piety, be directed to fight corruption with pathological cruelty. I once joked David Ndii had done some therapeutic work on Anne, had panel beat her back to mental shape a bit! I am no nice doctor like Ndii. I disassemble before I reassemble personality! Panel beating garbage (or scrap metal) is not my cup of tea! If the fire of total redemption like St Paul is too much of an agenda for the lady of Nairobi, then in deed as Duale says, the old harlot has lost her magic, and away with her. This is politics. The most ruthless game on earth. It is the league of super criminals like Hitler, Stalin, Amin, Augustus, Agamemnon. It is a hot kitchen. Yaye Waiguru yuora, people actually did die for the freedom of Kenya which you people rape with such impunity! It is not such a bad idea to ponder that point at a moment when your former colleagues, of whom you were once first among, now declare you a sickening throb worse than mad Jaruos!
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Post by jakaswanga on Feb 29, 2016 20:36:58 GMT 3
OtishOtish, Here is an update. This last weekend of February, the spokesperson of these ladies changed tune. She blasted Waiguru and called her fisi, a hyena. –-–--'We would have ashamed ourselves for the sake of this hyena!' It is a shocking U-turn, and the vehemence in the denunciation is crazed. The (ex?)sisters are not saying the fraud should be investigated without bias, no stone left unturned, and if Anna is found innocent, Jubilee should delegate her to an equivalent higher office! If guilty, the law take its course. They are just dropping her like a hot potato. Yet this was their diagnosis Madelaine Albright hogging for HRC in the Iowa primaries 2016 feb: there is a special place in hell for women who do not support other women! Otish: what happened to the photo of the walrusses?
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Post by jakaswanga on Mar 1, 2016 23:08:11 GMT 3
A SCEPTICAL WANJIKU EYES A FALLEN QUEEN FRETTING FOR HER LIFE! Huh, Madame whistleblower, how about a long take on IFMIS?IFMIS? I have been racking my head to clear the fog. There is some warning I remembered, perhaps from when I attended a public lecture at the institute of monetary studies in Nairobi, where Walubengo or was it Ndemo or some other hot shot, laughed off the 'superstitious faith' Kenyans --led by their lazy president--- were exhibiting toward the IFMIS as the silver bullet to slay corruption. Bullsh!t! That thing is rig-able and will be! This is Kenya. Here below is Walubengo the doubting Tom in his own words. www.nation.co.ke/oped/blogs/dot9/walubengo/-/2274560/2430828/-/11eef4fz/-/index.html In the event, 2016 began with a bang. We have been treated to instalments issuing from the STOLEN PASSWORD EPISODE!Total loss on the NYS account alone is passing 2bn now. 1. Two tech savvy consultants, Mr. Karani Nyamu and Mr. Luke Ouko of Verve K. O. Ltd and Zinga Technologies, seem to have had alot of dealings with IFMIS and the treasury. They would know about passwords methinks. Separately, the duo is a trail which leads to Anne Waiguru through her hard-driving son. The Aston Martin whose drive junior enjoys, is proving to be smoke billowing above a fire. Best conclusion now is yes, it is not his, it is Wanjiku's. His mother pilfered Wanjiku's purse. This was not a question of hard work paying, it is a question of corrupt bureaucratic parasitism, reckless graft and impunity. Anne Waiguru: do I remember you on record when John Githong'o said something Jubilee did not like, at a time when you were the first among equals? And I watched you waxing vindictive at David Ndii and went breathless. It was like watching a twin-engine jet overtaxing one engine because the other wasn't firing. Spectacular but doomed. Must land quick, or explode mid air. We await an upgraded affidavit. A confessional. The start of true redemption!
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Post by jakaswanga on Mar 5, 2016 15:18:30 GMT 3
lawfirms: KAPLAN AND STRATTON TOO LAUNDERED LOOTED NYS CASH Kenya, I read recently and trying to make things add up I wondered, where do we go from here!? -we implode before resurrect? Look at our most historical law firm, tier one so called! revealed as nothing but a thieving enterprise, a criminal's den moonlighting as a laundery for looted public money! Not that top lawyers ever heard morality in any period of history, but still. What scares me most as the story develops and the web of corruption ensnares all, is the nuance which will now be lost in a society which no longer will believe in the innocence of anybody in authority. This makes it very easy for a populist dictator to kill them all without bothering about innocence before guilt. The purgerer will just carelessly wave the records of corruption and shrug -Parliament, senate, cabinet, parastatals, JSC, president's office, Judiciary, treasury, anti corruption units, police units, military lootenants,
.... all the way to anywhere --look! Here is another corrupt judge unfreezing top-tier law firm's accounts holding looted public money, while the AG Githu Muigai and the poodle EACC are pretending to be recovering looted cash and properties! The Tonui case will be a mess! www.businessdailyafrica.com/Kaplan---Stratton-entangled-in-NYS-funds-theft-probe/-/539546/3059802/-/d4ks8hz/-/index.html No names are being put to who is who here!? No, Dr. Ndii, it is not just the Jubilee House which has fallen, the whole country is a wasteland of grafted souls! We should now ponder ruthless options. Gotta break shells to fry that omelette. Let us sharpen the daggers so that MTA DO becomes a question fronted with nervousness. The answer being obvious. The dagger shall move through your throat, O thief, like that dagger of the returnee Ulysses through the throat of a usurper, was it Antinous!?
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Post by jakaswanga on Aug 15, 2016 19:46:47 GMT 3
THE PROPHET WHO WENT TO BED WITH THIEVES, GOT HIS FINGERS GREASED WITH SOMETHING SMALL, AND NOW HAS A DATE WITH THE ERINYES!This is the NYS heist as a study guide to the network of multidisciplinary elite corruption. Accountants, some countries do have them! I do not know whether to laugh or cry! ---no, not for the overpaying accountants, no, those are cheap crooks like manambas who squeeze Wanjiku for their commission at the bus stages, and they are easy to understand. But it is for the beloved profession of consultancy/analyst I dilly-dally between grief and amusement. I remember a famous episode in which Jesus Christ, as a young and angry man, kicked stalls and asss, overturned tables and all, and cast the immoral usurpers out of the Jerusalem temple! The Son of God was like -'thee have turned my father's house into a who-rehouse!' --or, Ahoy! did God the Son say 'den of thieves!' I am afraid of saying den of thieves because if you go by the accounts of the Auditor General in Chief, the government of Kenya is surely a den of thieves. This raises a very interesting theo-ideological quagmire with respect to interpretations of 'whipping'. Whipping, as in the gospels according to Saint John. The gentle man famous for the doctrine to turn the other cheek preferred a whip to sort this one out!? Read me my interpretations amigos! Even a kindly God-son has a temper to loose when holy tenets are desecrated. What then, I the mortal, fallible, weak in discipline and loose of temper? Anyway, the laundering of the NYS heist marks more heads to roll. It is as if the perpetrators distributed the goodies as wide a possible, and that way wanted every hand smeared with the stains of the crime, as an insurance policy. Even Philip Kinisu, the latest CEO of the converted temple --that is the bombastic sounding ethics and anti corruption commission, is up to his neck in the laundering scheme. And they say he was head-hunted by his 'sister in law' who has since resigned from the top but was then very powerful up there! Yawa Kenya youth, why pick on Prof. Mutahi Ngunyi for a paltry 12M tip from the NYS? Or is it a case of you have to start from somewhere? Recover 12M before the 2bn Eurobond!? www.the-star.co.ke/news/2016/08/14/ngunyi-given-14-days-to-return-sh12m-nys-money-youth-threaten-protest_c1403440 But the DN on the same story mentions no names
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Post by jakaswanga on Oct 19, 2016 20:43:28 GMT 3
SCAPEGOATING THE WOMAN WHILE THE CRIMINAL MEN GO SCOT FREE!I remember Anne Waiguru wanted and did sue Raila Odinga for soiling her good name. And with her winning prices for hoduma and the rest, sure, she had reputation to guard! I thought it was a bad idea, informed by a wrong (public relations) application of attack is the best defence. I waged the old fox Agwambo was not talking hot air. Anne was rumoured to be the CIC's paramour, and an experienced warrior like Tinga wouldn't play bluff on that pitch. There are things men just do not do, because of things men do do! Well, my Anne was stupid or conceited enough to counter bluff! The now rotten Queen also drew sword on bad boy David Ndii, pouring scorn on his mercenary anti Kenya scalp. And again I held my breath. My Queen was swimming with the sharks without a steel cage! Now, months on, year rolling, fat worms keep canning out of bureaucratic corpses and, merrily, skeletons tumble out of once queenly cupboards. Anne cuts the picture of one huge heap of rot, morally a sewer creature, but in city and an administration where corruption is a security risk by mouth of the CIC himself, my rotund Anne is not really the stinkiest ball of rot loitering around town, nay, there are heavier more sickening pollutants around the country at large. And these toughies, behold, have dispersed the wits of young Muigai, our learner president. The nation witnessed His Uselessness yesterday. But let us see the case against Raila, that is Anne Waiguru's stellar reputation microscoped. Directive created necessary cover for theft? by design or default? 2. But for the sake of academic purposes let us talk about a benefit of doubt That is, the devious cartel running Kenya as its corruption fiefdom have managed to set-up Queen Anne, to make her pay for her treachery --the treachery of whistleblowing and stopping a ksh.2 billion fraud. I have been working on this hypothesis --I said I like Anna, and with scum like Mutahi Ngunyi, Harakhe and even her alleged ex lover, the weakly Muiga Kenyatta, all abandoning her like the famous hot potato, my lakeside senses of fishy chivalry are aroused enough to revisit the cold case, and stand by a fallen girl. I confess there are moments I relish the role of a toughened scavenger! (dark joke, remembering the days when as soldiers we were under orders never to leave a valuable on a dead one --stripping it is called! worst job I ever had! O Africa!) Anyway: If the corruption cartel is powerful enough to thoroughly neutralise the commander in chief as President Kenyatta himself confessed yesterday, they surely are artful enough to fix Anne Waiguru, make a famous Patsy of her. consider THE STORY OF ALEX NGUGIThis fella was the headless head of internal audit at Waiguru's ministry. The case of the sleepiest dog! Anne Waiguru, a price winning public administrator --if the price is worth anything that is, must develop and present a RATIONAL EXPLANATION for such behaviour of men like Alex Ngugi. A head of audit who neither knew nor bothered to ask after the fact in hindsight what the billion transaction under his nose was all about!? Read me! A woman of go-getting reputation has to work that out, confess for sooth what it is all about, when it happens under her competent watch .... literally inside her pants, bureaucratic negligee that is, otherwise even a chivalrous original from the fishless lake, charging to defend her honour, would be but on a Quixotic lurch, ubsurdly doomed to an ignominious thud and a glorious tale of mockery! But I will be back! My precious Anne is not yet depreciated to worthless dung! The trio of Thugge, Njoroge and Rotich have not yet come clean on the Eurobond, and nobody is calling them sewer material!Keep off my Anne! Goats! A story about people in glass houses and stones!
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Post by jakaswanga on Aug 22, 2018 19:37:42 GMT 3
SIR WILLIAM AND LADY ANNE AS THE KING AND QUEEN OF BANDITRY IN KENYA!That is according to a latest poll! Law suits against IPSOS coming!? I don't think so! I remember Gitobu Imanyara's letter on behalf of Bonface Mwangi when DP Ruto sued for his good name dirtied! --It went something like .... A certified thief of public land in Kenya does not have a reputation worth defending in a genuine Kenyan court! He should be in the dock negotiating bail!Anne Waiguru too, I think, sued Raila Odinga et co for calling her low-hanging rotten fruit or something like that, on account of the NYS 1. scam. The case seems to have died a natural death under CJ David Maraga's auspices, or was it Wily Mutunga then! And now that the judiciary will be on a go-slow coz of restricted funding, who knows whether the wheels of justice in Kenya, already so slow, will still be moving at all!? That is very good news to the corrupt! by the time they are to come up for sentencing, if ever, it is likely to be next century! I checked the backlog figures and the needed man-hours contra available, unmotivated man-hours. That deficit is how GATCHATCHA courts came into being in Rwanda! (some calculations showd some would be in custody for 100 years! waiting serious mention of their cases!) --That is where CJ Maraga is with these avalanche of corruption cases and zero means! anne-waiguru-mangiti-githinjiMay the truth never come to light: PAC was chaired by ODM mpigs! FOOTNOTE: MAY THE FLUENT ANNE ARISE! Bets open: Will Anne Waiguru show mind, or is she brain dead like William Ruto on this occasion in Kampala, a few days ago, kicking Bobi Wine further the grave in!?
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Post by jakaswanga on Jul 21, 2019 9:59:05 GMT 3
A WEDDING PARTY IN KIRINYAGAShe is not nnnnnn of course, neither is he. But they are old-fashioned enough to enter into respectability in their middle age. Well, to enter into respectability is to stop living in sin. In the land of mpango wa kando's, Ben Tens, toy boys, slayqueens and one-night-stand bar-loves, one would think living in sin is easily the rule rather than the exception. This was therefore a very charming step for the two birds of fame, Mumbi and Kamotho. It is a second helping at marital bliss for both parties, and because the Official Church ----even after the reforms of the bed-wandering Henry the 8th--- tends to be cagey in officiating repeats of the vow, polygamous or serial, Till God do us part, this was a ceremony where our culture, African and Gikuyu, which, unlike the non-Borgia Vatican, takes a very open mind about the number of nnnn, took the lead and centre stage. Mumbi the daughter of Mumbi shone as she should; and she showed it is never too late to find true love, happiness; and if one believes Mike Sonko, against Esther Passaris who swears the populist governor is a liar, the date with menopause is as flexible as the limits of tolerance the Kenyan society has for corruption. Yet she is a high profile politician. Mumbi is the governor of Kirinyaga, and she was once where Fred Matiang'i is today --- the number one in cabinet. Those were her heydays in Nairobi, under Uhuru One, both ways considered. This event was therefore a POWER ceremony. It was replete with symbolism, both of the past and the future. For one, none other than the Hustler Sing had been openly sizing nnnnnn, politically speaking that is, courting and cultivating her as a possible piece of Mount Kenya appeasement, ie Running Mate. Then, non other than the - dead duck?--- President, her alleged former paramour, attended in beaming parlance and highly recommended her to her new master and owner, ie, name-giver. Mumbi switches from Waiguru to Kamotho you know. Most women maintain their father's familial names these days, because, the growing sociological trend is, the shelf-life of marital vows these days is, should we say, without the corrupt and diseased doping like the supermarkets do with the meat they sell, a very short-life affair. So, if your marriage is long-lasting, endless like mine, you might want to avoid being reminded of nnnn you have swallowed through the years to celebrate the anniversary, multi decades on! Let me confide something personal. I am still onto my high-school sweetie, for keeps. But of course I had several high-school sweeties, because my father instigated me with: 'boy, I only see you with one girl all these years. Are you nnnnn!? Young, the only way I could defend myself against such a sting was was to be my father's son, nnnnnn, far and wide. As the years wore on, some of my high school sweeties I broke up with were divorced, some became widowed, yet others stayed single. I didn't mind becoming their patro nnnnnn, not least for old time's sakes. Also in his passing my father bequeathem me portions nnnnnn, and I fear his ghost enough to desist from rebellion! My wife, seeing a heritage community husband in me, decided to fight her corner thus. On one of her visits to her home in Mount Kenya, she reported she ran into her former secondary school sweetie. The man was a high school teacher and couldn't believe she had betrayed the House of Mumbi by mortgaging nnnnn! ---Madness! Divorce him today, I marry you yesterday, O my divine Mumbi love! Taken aback by her honesty, I asked my beloved wife what her heart ruminated! She proposed a compromise thus: nnnnnnn! He is a polygamist with mpango wa kandos' too, just like you, so I would be stupid to leave you for him at this later age. But he reminds me nnnnnn' So we worked out a compromise in which my best half has a yearly leave to visit MK nnnn. These are some of the secrets of my eternal marital bliss. I am sure you have yours too, but I would bet nnnnn the gives and takes are not any different. The game of eternal marital bliss, are the concessions you can live with. And so as I enthralled myself watching Kamotho and Mumbi, I hoped they had learnt from their earlier failures. And this time there was no need for strategic spoilers like married in separation of property. ---That is the COME-EASY-GO-EASY clause, when two rich people (or one poor but the other rich) get married and sign a property agreement which dictates by divorce there will be no LEGAL claims to alimony by either party! In some countries they call this go-as-you-came clause sleeping together with eyes wide open! WELL! THAT IS PRIVATE! Money is always a Kenyan's first love, they say, culturally depersonalised as we are. A POWER SHOW Given the corrupt nature of the main visitors, there hung another odour to the latest happiest day in the life of the former Waiguru. The odour of cynicism, expedient opportunism and political machinery. Come to think of it, it was not for nothing Bob Colymore of Safaricom dictated his cremation be a closed affair. The politicians with their crocodile words could have their opportunity later in the Churches of God which, fortunately for them, have been turned into temples of corruption, money laundering, auctioned blessings, tythe blackmail rackets, and citadels of hypocrisy. Huh, Where is William Ruto in this photo!? ---Banished like Miguna!?But the former Waiguru was in her element. After all, this is her class. She of the NYS manenos! Nevertheless the show-case traditional wedding, with Mumbi the daughter of Mumbi in appreciation of her deeper roots, captivated yours truly and, I believe, warmed the heart of many a Kenyan. Because there is a way in which our cultural alienation can be considered a spiritual confusion which, come to think of it, belies the the intellectual inaptitude a the heart of government. ----(See the latest maize scandal now which means no bureaucrat can actually say with figures, what the maize statistics are in the country. That is when putting the million bags in store against the expected consumption, will inform of the deficit to be imported, or excess to be exported. Alas, just like the treasury couldn't do the math neither on Eurobonds nor Phantom dams, Maize figures too are beyond government math abilities!) Then one recognises there is a deeper problem. Like a spiritual concussion, leading to a ZOMBIE Bureaucracy. Or a cultural dehumanisation, leading to a mental collapse in leadership, and a general malaise of bureaucratic inaptitude. Howbeit very quickly Odinga and Kenyatta turned their vote of thanks into a NEW TESTAMENT BASHING of sorts! Queen Anne, she may have been tainted by the NYS heist and all, may have tried to sue Raila for spoiling her good repute then, but today, when stopping Ruto's inroads into MK is the agenda in the political small town, he chequered history as a cartel handmaid and an anti-devolution cabinet secretary for devolution were bygones belonging to the realms of fiction. But there is stuff no one can gloss over, not even one who avowedly worships Mumbi puszy like yours truly. It is worker's rights. Before I comment, the internal politics of Kirinyaga, and the absence of Martha Karua, the once Iron lady, from the frontline when labour is under attack. Was it Anyang' Nyong'o who first sacked all striking doctors in Kenya? And was that under the Chief Justice Wily Mutunga or his successor David Maraga, when officials of the doctors Union, KPMDU, then led by Dr. Ouma Oluga, were jailed by Judge 'Cruella' Wasila? This war on labour, that is the ball to keep your eyes on! The rest are side-shows, bullsh!t and smokescreens to camouflage distractions. weddin what you missed
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Post by tnk on Jul 22, 2019 20:59:05 GMT 3
Jakaswanga
this is the last time I will moderate your posts
shape up or ship out, choice is yours
tnk
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