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Post by jakaswanga on Feb 26, 2016 20:46:22 GMT 3
CORRUPTION KENYA: UHURU KENYATTA NOW TOTALLY SURRENDERED, HE IS NOT THE HEAD OF STATE! We are champion crooks, Uhuru Kenyatta agrees with MugabeThe Kenyan president is a Keyser Soze subservient. www.the-star.co.ke/news/2016/02/25/kenyans-are-experts-at-stealing-hurling-insults-uhuru-says-in-israel_c1301621 When President Mugabe of Zimbabwe lambasted us Kenyans for it, we went to battle. We were enraged and declared the old rogue a joke. Wave after wave of cyber venom accosted the half-dead dictator from the African South as we, inspired like Anne Waiguru deconstructing David Ndii on the rosy prospects of Tanzania in comparison to Kenya, picked the moribund republic Zimbabwe to the last bone. Here is the offending piece, allegedly shouted with courage to his people! Would, our own president would find the courage to shout with courage at the lootacracy he heads. Alas, overwhelmed and caught out of his depth, he verbatimd Mugabe without the decided intent. Hitherto, it has been possible to give Uhuru Kenyatta the benefit of doubt. That would be stretching it of course, but I insist the elastic was still millimetres before the inevitable snap. There is lots of stuff which gets to the president's head, lots of stuff which clouds his vision, clogs his mind, and eventually derails his would-be appropriate presidential reSpoNses --as per oath, and law. I know it is difficult to believe, but the bugger really did take an oath of office, the highest office in the land. And he is still under that oath to defend the land against ills, ills like the corruption that now holds the nation ransom. The lady who handed him the bible is Glady's Shollei. She has since been outed as Keyser Soze's mistress, a rotten soul. Her dirty hands corrupted the Bible the head of state used. Let us call it a chequered episode. My gut feeling was Wily Mutunga should now shut up forever on what his thoughts were, here; but on second thoughts I hold it necessary for the history of the nation, that he s must come clear at some date, either by way of memoirs or in-depth interview, to help us understand the historical pivot as we meander out destiny. 1. Uhuru Kenyatta here (photo innauguration) is still an ICC indictee. 2. Mutunga's courts had abysmally failed to form an opinion on the integrity clause of the new constitution, worse, they could not even comprehend the word integrity, let alone define. (We now know why the learned friends were so challenged! Their rot is worse than Mpigs!) 3. Wily Mutunga rose to this office as a representative of progressive Kenya, enlightened -renaissance-- scholarship and yes, moral competence! (No, don't laugh please! I am serious about Mutunga having been the Great Moral Hope of Kenya). For this reason it is important to have him state in his own words how he perceived his historical role, swearing in an ICC-indictee, double. May be he was just as excited as the next hyena following the whiff of a carcass!? I saw Otishotish being very cryptic on the Ruto-ICC thread. Pray tell, why is the goodly CJ so impotent!? Keyser Soze captured him too!? WHO IS KEYSER SOZE? I have followed with amusement the resignation speeches of high-profile and great-expectations Kenyans who were enlisted in the battle against the legions of King Graft. From far back and all the way past the eloquent PLO Lumumba -remember him post Ringera!?They all blamed powerful cartels and individuals behind the scenes for their downfall or less than lacklustre performance. Even the Turkiest of the Young Turks Ababu Namwamba as chairman of PAC! They all cut a figure of having been sheep bleating before a wolf which never concerns itself with the opinion of sheep. And now it is the president of the republic himself who has become the sheep in chief, bleating helpless as the wolf feasts. Yes, even cartels have a titular head, and the mafia has the boss of bosses. This has led me to conclude the almighty corruption cartel in Kenya is headed by a mysterious character, I call him Keyser Soze. And so powerful is he, or she, that even the (duly?) elected president of the republic of Kenya is just but one of his errand boys. Uhuru Kenyatta is now a head shake at what could have been. His debt ridden, graft ridden administration is totally surrendered. Keyser Soze scares the commander in chief so much that the officially most powerful Kenyan has to tearfully break down in a foreign country bemoaning the fate of his lost Kingdom. Some head of state! Here is a comical instalment from Uhuru Kenyatta's Presidential days. www.standardmedia.co.ke/mobile/article/2000192876/nys-scandal-entangles-treasury-cabinet-secretaryFor some reason Uhuru Kenyatta can not do his job while the nation definitely faces a crisis. A crisis is no time to beat around the bush. He aint earning keep doing sh!t. Some of us are used to real performance contracts in real time. Bugger off Muigai, you are a waste of future time. Being declared a winner in a shaddy election is no divine mandate. --and no work is no pay, just the sack.
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Post by jakaswanga on Feb 27, 2016 0:49:22 GMT 3
HERE IS A WONDERFUL PIECE OF INTELLECTUAL CORRUPTION www.nation.co.ke/news/Kenya-to-benefit-from-Uhuru-Israel-visit/-/1056/3094074/-/vdhk81z/-/index.html That is the propaganda department of Uhuru Kenyatta spinning. The word Palestine is completely absent! O my God Uhuru Kenyatta! Did you know the meaning of your first name Uhuru!? Stop joking boy! The Israeli-Palestinian colonial situation is one of the most intransigent issues of our time! The ruthless energy necessary to visit Israel without accommodating, noticing this problem is, in my opinion, psychiatric. They say you studied political science at Armherst USA!? Did you!? (though in Europe I once heard of a term ''AIPAC robot'' to describe a type of politician in America. You could be a spin off, mate! Palestinians are terrorists not worth neither a word nor the time of a Kenyan president! (he he yawa! I should surely start drinking again, then would I not notice this kind of thing!)
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Post by jakaswanga on Feb 27, 2016 22:53:35 GMT 3
WHY WE MUST TREAT IT AS A SOAP, YET. Our champion fighter Muigai has thrown in the towel, but he is not dead, yet. Maina Kiai www.nation.co.ke/oped/Opinion/When-did-Uhuru-know-about-NYS-scandal-What-did-he-do/-/440808/3093954/-/3a2vcr/-/index.html What did he do!? What can he still do!? I think there is still something small he can do, quickly before he fades forever. If he does not then history must take its course. For time and tide waits for no man. So let me allow myself the licence to treat it all a big joke for the last time in a few posts. I have not exhausted all my humour on this narrative. The NYS saga keeps on throwing laughable material which is so amusing it hinders the grit which fixes the heart of man in a mode beyond flinch. Once upon a time I wrote a disclaimer elsewhere It had not occurred to me that narrative would be a feat in comedy. But now, in the wake of two famous affidavits, a lot of worms have come crawling out of the woodwork, and doors to more cupboards full of skeletons have burst open, and you cannot look at any VIP in Kenya and not wonder if it is really a human being. I have a strange feeling the Kenyan elite consists of non-people. They are some mutant thing. First lets us take a comical peek. BULL'S EYE ntv.nation.co.ke/shows/bullseye/-/2720252/3094258/-/l8a18yz/-/index.html Therefrom shall we do a long Waiguru Stretch in the wake of her colourful affidavit. So that is the small matter the surrendered Uhuru Kenyatta can do. Give us the Kenyan alias of the mysterious Keyser Soze who has broken him so badly!
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Post by jakaswanga on Feb 27, 2016 23:35:51 GMT 3
From the Anne Waiguru affidavit:ON ???TH May 2015, Adan Harakhe informed Devolution CS Anne Waiguru of the attempt to defraud 829M through his compromised IFMIS password. Waiguru advised him to report to DCI, cyber crime unit. Adan Harakhe does this on 26th may 2015. Next day on 27th May 2015, PS Peter Mangiti introduced Harakhe to Ben Gethi. Mr. Gethi subsequently tried to intimidate Harakhe into allowing the fraudulent transactions to proceed through the IFMIS system. The two parners in crime also tried to intimidate him away from involving the DCI. On June 3rd 2015, Mr. Harakhe informs the Minister that PS Engineer Peter Mangiti and Director General Nelson Githinji, have directed him to allow the matter to be handled off internally, ie departmentally without involving the DCI. This circus goes on until meetings in Dark parking lots at Nakumatt still fail to intimidate our hero Adan, and, on June 18 2015, his powerful nomadic tribesman and hot sycophant Aden Duale is brought in for effect. The Duale SMS is now as famous as the one Waiguru allegedly used to fire Kiplimo Rugut from the NYS director Generalship at the ministry in charge of transactions, or, as they call him, holder of the AIE. NB: Nandi Mpig Alfred Keter read it correct. And what an abuse he took from Duale: spoiler Bubu, yelled Duale. In deed! cash-strapped Rotich of finance was lined to pump 3bn into NYS, and a hand more trusted than Rugut was needed! Now there is some juice to milk here, and I want to ripen the teat first. Ripening the teat is a ritual in which a mammary-gland stimulating hormone is released into the circulation. Then can the milk flow, like juice after foreplay. WHO IS DR. NELSON GITHINJI?On commissioning to NYS director at state house.The DCI investigation revealed that, apart from the suspicious 829M which Harakhe was under pressure to okay through, and long before Waiguru had asked for investigations on these, other amounts totalling over 791M had been paid into accounts controlled by Josephine Kabura. The transactions occurred between December 2014 and April 2015. These amounts were immediately withdrawn in cash. Githinji had been the holder of AIE on those! NB: Note this detail, is why I like to take a mean look at Bretton Woods recruits or Yale$Harvard men taking care of my and Wanjiku's loot up there. And then some, my eyes just narrow to this look whose heart has got the hurt, locked. Last time I heard, Patrick Njoroge had fined family bank 1M for allowing transactions above 1M. I am waiting for the Opus Doc to spin me a yarn on the day this truck parked in the banker's basement to load 791M from the vaults! It could have been pick-ups too of course, but you get the idea. Njoroge was not yet in office that time may be, but I gather he got brains which do not need to have been in office to crack the case in details. He does not have to wait until some affidavit corners him before he, in turn, comes out with even a more spectacular affidavit about stiff-dicked Keyser Sozes gunning for his arsehole, O please help me I swear. But that was an aside ---a strand for later. The juice is that one, that these transactions which occurred before Harakhe came into office, were authorised by none other than Dr. Nelson Githinji. And who is Dr. Nelson Githinji.We will work backwards. 1. ON STEPPING ASIDE FROM NYS. He swore by his dead mother of course, that he is a honest man. He was faithful to his oath of office. Others are obviously very sceptical. But there could be a difference of opinion on the terms of oaths to Kenyan auspices! servicing and maintaining a what!? of all things! But where did the head-hunters fish him from before serving him cold to president Uhuru Kenyatta for appointment -read, before Kinyua vetted him and found him fit for public trust once again!? BINGO: Nelson Githinji was the former, near immediate Kibaki state house comptroller. In other words, the NYS scam has taken us in one leap to the heart of the Kibaki administration! I call that juice --historicity, what do you call it? linkage I think. And yet there is more. On this comeback kid Githinji. www.businessdailyafrica.com/State-House-officials-sank-Sh89m-in-stalled-project/-/539546/2545210/-/5bdqvq/-/index.html State House in Nairobi: The National Assemblys watchdog committee has recommended that some former State House officials be investigated by the anti-graft agency over unauthorised payments to a contractor And no kidding, Nereah's boy Ababu Namwamba knows who Githinji is, but did he keep his mouth shuth when Uhuru Kenyatta appointed the same Nelson to NYS and Rotich upped the disburse to that department by some billions or so? Dr. Nelson Githinji is an insider, and he is no less a front than the hairdresser Josephine Kabura. Everybody knew how rotten he was, and found him the right man for the increased NYS budget. He was tourism secretary before he replaced Kiplimo Rugut, the one allegedly fired by an SMS by the then all powerful queen Anne. But who said history does not repeat itself as a bit of farce!? Who is the new director of NYS? First These 8-4-4 journalists must be quoted with care of course. National Youth Service Director General is not a unified job, No!? Captain Sam Michuki has an alias as Ethan Ndubai you think!? HERE IS A CLUE The Integrity Centre in Nairobi where the Ethics and Anti-Corruption Commission (EACC) offices are located. On February 20, 2016, the EACC Head of Corporate Affairs Mr Kairichi Marimba defended the commission from claims that it was pressured to clear Ms Waiguru and Mr Ndubai, among other people. PHOTO | SALATON NJAU You catch!? There is this man Kinyua again swearing in a rotten thing ---but did you check those degrees the rot has!? (Boko O Boko!) In another strand, we gather from an affidavit, Ben Gethi as a friend of CS Finance Rotich! And more, Gethi and DP Ruto's PA Kibet, are a rivet fit whose intimacy warrants 180 long calls a week! It is a perfect, closed cycle and system of loot. We have to narrate it as a joke, because if we do not, we will compelled to act as a nation. When nations act against those joking with future of a whole people, it isn't the prettiest sight you want to be around.
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Post by jakaswanga on Feb 28, 2016 22:38:26 GMT 3
THE HEADHUNTS WHICH TURN UP ONLY THIEVESI am thinking it is by design. That those in authority who know they wouldn't pass through that eye of the needle called integrity test, seek birds of the same feather. Looking at the CV of those hired to these portfolios, one concludes a history of theft is a prerequisite. The appointing authority -if we give him the benefit of doubt, seems manipulated by every appointment into delegating rot to positions of financial sensitivity. Three years into a presidency, the CEO of the nation, if of good mental purpose and nationalist sense, would have figured out how to crack the whip. So a cold rational analysis would conclude our Excellency is as a willing accomplice to the thieving mayhem. He is an accessory as guilty as hell. A total historical and patriotic fake. NYS STRANDS Adan Harakhe has wrapped himself in the cloak of heroism, and it is not an implausible pitch with such reports as Aden Duale camped outside his home in Embakasi for a day beseeching he, Harakhe, help out a fellow Somali with a cleansing affidavit; nevertheless the enemies he has made are showing they read his file well, and are leaking it to the media to dissolve any credibility he might have rebuilt. Here are some past sins flowing out of his security files made public. etc etc. Perhaps it will a fruitful expenditure of time to ponder the (headhunting or recruitment process) which unearthed people like Anne Waiguru and propelled them to the key ministry of devolution. This exercise, how else can it be, was first launched by the notorious Onyango Oloo. This TNA fella was, for a change, indulging not his guillotine but Marxian dialectics on JUBILEE AND THE NATIONAL QUESTION. No, not that one actually. Quite another. This one. demokrasia-kenya.blogspot.nl/2013/04/a-macro-economic-analysis-of-jubilee.html let us have savour a sip. it is February 28 2016 now and, to quote David Ndii, the Jubilee house has fallen. That requires some diligent post-moterm. National post-moterm methinks, not just the parochial histology of Jubilee Illusions, delusions and genotypical incongruence. Jubilee is after all just the identical comprador twin of the opposition. --wait until you see the full list of 52 Mpigs and their cronies who, Alleluya bipartisanship, knelt before Waiguru and got contracts to build shoddy Huduma centers at a 1000% inflated rates! and more NYS goodies!
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Post by OtishOtish on Feb 29, 2016 1:11:10 GMT 3
There is a "cleverness" in this that has to be "admired". The first "clever" thing about it is that nobody would expect it .... it's what some people refer to as "hiding [it] in plain sight". The other "clever" thing about it is that in the actual practice of the Eating Game, it is a very handy version of heads-I-win/tails-you-lose ("you" being Wanjiku ... but, in the context, perhaps not Wanjiku?).
A couple of notes from the emerging narrative:
* The man was "saved" so that he could serve a "higher purpose"---high enough to put him, in some sense, over his boss---and he seems to have done that quite well. Although these are not entirely happy days .... but he did his "job"?
* He and Ms. Asali-na-Sukari have agreed on a rearguard action that is actually quite admirable, as far as it goes, which is not very far ... so far. The problems:
- Too many inconsistencies in this Whistleblower/Deputy-Whistleblower story. (Sure, it's laughable; but that's not the point here ... they get marks for "was present", "tried hard", ....)
- Their chief advisor---please, step forward, Mr. Tyranny-Of.../Millions-Per-Page-Of-Advice---does not appear to very helpful. Perhaps he is fundamentally limited in some ways, e.g. knowledge of computer systems. "Password got stolen" is in the same category as "the dog [goat] ate my homework" and really ought to have been ditched now. And how much can one backdate?
- This Mr. Harakhe knows a thing or two---could be a real pest ...----but is probably seen as just another Hairdresser. There is an obvious "need" to send him a message, and cutting off one ball should do it. But will he pay attention, or will he too get into the affidavit business?
And then, there's His Excellency:
One suspects that he could well be a "good man at heart" (except where international criminal courts are involved) and that his inability to do what he is supposed to do reflect his fondness for certain grape and barley products, rather than his lack of genuine humanity and concern for Kenyans and ...
* Never let it be said that this is one leader who does not know his people. Expert thieves and tribalists, is how he describes them when overseas. And it's hard to argue with him om that one. Recall that he grew up watching Daddy perform, then he got into Daddy's shoes and old house, and .... 1+1 = ? (All parents work hard so that, among other things, their children don't have to "struggle in the same way", and Jomo definitely took care of business. But Kenya is an "our people" place, and Jomo Jnr. has his "our people.)
* Still, H.E. has been learning one of two things about statesmanship on the international stage: Until now, most of his performances at the A.U. things have been noted for their fireworks against irrelevant neo-colonial, hyper-imperialists types who won't permit Africans to solve their own problems. Until now. This week he made strong plea to the "international community" to do "something" about the Somalian pests .... more money, more guns, more more more, please! [ Then we can tell you to f***k off. Again].
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Post by jakaswanga on Mar 17, 2016 22:47:08 GMT 3
MORE POWERS PLEASE! www.standardmedia.co.ke/article/2000195027/president-uhuru-s-hands-tied-in-graft-war it is an endearing piece. I couldn't help grinning a bit in pleasant amusement. The son of Jomo, his hands tied, the warrior emasculated, disarmed and impotent on the sidelines, yet the crowd howls for his charge into action. Consider this opening salvo This is Cicily Mbarire, Runyenjes Mpig. And I think she knows what she is talking about. She is a veteran, has been around the block even as assistant minister, and most recently, she was the deputy -or something like that---- to Ababu Namwamba at the ill-fated Parliamentary Public Accounts Committee. They sank together, overladen with goodies from the vastly networked cartels of corruption, headed by none other than Keyser Soze of course. This was when my amusement froze on my tongue: agitate for changes within the law, as regards the president's mandate to fight corruption. And here is a gem on as currently structured, demands that the President do nothing directly as regards fighting corruption. [/quote] This is the chapter-six-challenged constitution she is talking about. It demands this of the president!? No wonder we are a bandit economy! The CEO of the graft-ridden republic is blameless, powerless! It is quite a narrative given some of the constitutional changes we have seen Jubilee push through the parliament, and the president sign immediately. So those days he used to issue decrees left right and center, and direct this and that to do this and that, the joker was merely play-acting! Never has the saying kulala kazini been so accurate a description for a situation.
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Post by podp on Mar 18, 2016 21:13:38 GMT 3
KACC job is to call the suspected thieves, be it Kidero, Waiguru, etc., who once shown what they have stolen are asked to share with the KACC guys or else... while PORKs buddy easily forced an acting CEO not only to be a double signatory but also to pay kshs. 180 million to a single sourced 'air' supplier and now the DPP's office is claiming they are not able to serve sermons to NYS 10 suspects facing the charges of money laundering! plus EACC admitting they will make more 'extortions' from the untouched 10,000 files. ntv.nation.co.ke/news/national/-/2725528/3122046/-/kp3rovz/-/index.html
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Post by jakaswanga on Mar 20, 2016 11:43:02 GMT 3
A SMALL MAN DIES, THE BIG MEN LOOK THE OTHER WAY. I have gathered Mr. Francis Wambugu, the father of driver Simon Mwangi, reports his son was most likely murdered. The late Simon Mwangi was the driver of one of the CEO's of the Youth Fund, now at the centre of the ksh. 180M fraud so sensationally narrated in parliament by chiq Namuye. But now there is murder. now there is a murder, and a cover-up. And a rotten police force. The contours of a bandit economy reveal themselves like ripe fruit turn colour in time, boils burst when they mature, or wolves when the sheepskin adorned as PR and disguise is torn off. NO COUNTRY FOR A MAKMENDE COPPER AGAINST CORRUPTION? More about Makmende later. Top cop Ndegwa Muhoro, the director of the criminal directorate of Investigations -we used to abbreviate this to CID, these days it is CDI, if the grapevine is to be believed, would also be the serving cop with the fattest bank account. NYS complicity and the countless others aside, we have recently had a visitation to his pockets by none other than the Grandmullah, on behalf of a New Zealand company which came and swam with the vipers of Nairobi and got bit. 1. Who, among these paid to care, really cares about the death of Simon Mwangi? He is too small to matter to these cops in the hefty multi billion protection rackets they run. Meanwhile General Nkaissery and those Anti Corruption agents are hiding behind bushes along highways, training binoculars on traffic cops collecting ksh. 100 tolls. And here is Marwa the tough sheriff of Mombasa. What is fascinating to note in Kenya, is that while tales abound of corrupt cops, there are hardly any tales of a MAKMENDE few in reality, taking the battle to the top corrupt. Historically, the best police or crime story, is of course one featuring a small time cop with a dysfunctional domestic life going against the whole establishment above. This establishment is compromised and derailed by big money, and opposition is suicidal. But our hero is --missionary--- dedicated to his job, which is catching and exposing the bad guys, even if they are fellow cops. Neither is he shy of a clean kill himself. The risks are tremendous, especially when fellow cops are also moonlighting as hit-men for, say, drug cartels as in the set piece Serpico. Just that we know we don't have to re-discover the wheel. Let us say the solutions to the problem are hanging like ripe fruit from the tree of history called Precedent. We just too lazy or not hungry enough to rise up and pick up a vitamin concentrate. Uncrooked detectives are no longer born? I have found myself thinking, Waaah, good cops are a propaganda species only found in the romantic imagination of cold-war generation script writers. When the good and the bad were as day and night distinguishable. Then scripts are a Mills$Boon variant for boys who need harder stuff. But after the cold war, won by neo-liberalism, the political order has found no need even for the romantic balance of the tragic hero in a story of cops. The police force has been uniformalised into a single robot mentality, no autonomy, and incorporated into crime. Narco states like Mexico and Columbia are the raw, unmitigated examples of this unity. It is not that the good-cop-bad-cop border is blurred, it is that it is wiped out. It is a luxury and nuance no longer sustainable in reality. -here is a thought. WHO IS GOOD, WHO IS BAD? NB: No Sophie's choice scenes to ponder what good a man can do in an evil situation? A Nazi camp guard gives a woman a choice. She, Mrs Zawistowska, has twins and they are both headed for the crematorial oven for immediate disposal as waste. She can sack his duck and he will save anyone she picks. No, and they both die. How much good is in such a man? -That is the one everybody has to answer for themselves! NB: ' Sophie's Choice," is a legendary novel by William Styron. The filming of it in which Meryl Streep famously starred was by Alan J. Paula. I thought, hmm, If I can honour Schindler because he saveD a few thousand out of several million, this crematory tender has some good too. He saveS one for Sophie. I will give him that. NO COUNTRY FOR A MAKMENDE COPPER AGAINST CORRUPTION? There is no shortage of trigger-happy police officers in Kenya. Petty hold-up artisans, carjackers and home-made gun totters are executed wild west style daily in Kenya. There is zero tolerance already. Top down MAKMENDE is pretty established then. Down firing up is the void. And so the file of the dead driver Mwangi will gather dust, and the wound at the heart of the nation fester more. But once it is imagined, an alternative, it hangs up there like the clouds of a rain which shall fall.
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Post by jakaswanga on Jun 11, 2016 20:40:12 GMT 3
Once again the auditor general's report is a colourful picture of what should not be. So let me run away from home and see whether the grass is actually greener at the far-off neighbour's. After all, a boy who never went past his village thinks all the beautiful women, and the ugliest ones too, are in his village! But first, a DISCLAIMER: This is a NAIJA MOVIE in real time. I find it so fascinating I am riveted. It has the basic ingredients of a cult hit, an epos in the classical mode. THERE is a suicidal hero against deities of evil. There are dangerously hot and divinely beautiful women; free cash to the tune of a continental GDP; a bestial and fundamentalist terrorist organisation; mercenary men and women of extremely powerful intellect and sky-high education, and a desperate, impatient people waiting for a Messiah -amongst other more earthly things like changes in fortune before death. I bumped on the tale when I was hunting for MAKMENDES across the continent. I wanted to write an essay on cultural cysts of autonomy which, apart from being oases in the desert of the political bankruptcy inflicting Africa, survive to breed and nurture the moral fibre capable of taking on the pathological ruthlessness of those turned to the cult of the looting machine, like Eduardo Dos Santos. You know, makmende types or beings who are the moral soulmates of our own reputable dissenter and corruption abstainer, him Patrick, who now heads the Central Bank of Kenya. Culturally fascinating I said of him, Dr. Opus Dei Njoroge. Culturally speaking then, I am really scared. It is a bad omen that it takes extreme characters to make a difference in public office in Africa today. That is abnormal. In the rule, standard good education and training should suffice for public affairs. Bureaucracy has always been mundane ABC stuff, routine and dead weight protocol running efficiently on momentum. But this Africa is something else. She is a disturbing reality. Average is a non-stater, brilliant itself is going nowhere. Africa demands the best of the best to move any step, she demands monks, the dedicated pious, suicidal maniacs or nothing. (NB: A simple audit report on government finances in Africa reveals even accounting majors from the best of business schools in the West are decrepit artful dodgers at best, and illiterate imbeciles at worst! --wait until we visit Angola and Congo Brazza and South Sudan, where they did not even bother to note even the number of oil barrels produced. How could they then know how much was sold to who at which price!? --That being the case, African oil republics need a genius to count the number of barrels/day, multiply by the price on that day, and note it down on a kasuku exercise book! No kidding! The first daughter of Angola, Isabella the Playgirl, will now try if she can read oil meters for her country! That is too scary for me! That is what is culturally bothering me and forcing me to plentiful blog. I feel I am staring at a deadpan mask but with mischievous twinkling eyes calling my bluff from behind! 'Dare remove this mask, fwaka,' the mask seems to inflame in malice! How can I know you Africa, you are beyond my mind! How can I unmask you Africa, you will turn my sight blind How can I leave you alone Africa, you are all I have O my first Love!Now, let us tap the mask for a tale. And that is how I came to Mr. Magu. An African story which has it all. Let us indulge it at length. Nigeria is far enough for us not to be tribally conflicted, especially now that we heading elections. AFRICAN STORIES: MUSTAFA IBRAHIM MAGU www.naij.com/829967-anti-corruption-summit-60-prominent-nigerians-lose-cash-assets-uk.html continued.
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Post by jakaswanga on Jun 11, 2016 21:16:52 GMT 3
CONTINUED: AFRICAN STORIES: MUSTAFA IBRAHIM MAGU (AT THE CENTER OF THE MORAL TUG OF WAR)www.naij.com/829967-anti-corruption-summit-60-prominent-nigerians-lose-cash-assets-uk.htmlsiezed from a securocrat. Two days ago, a Nigerian patriot and Buhariphile was not amused by my dismissive attitude toward the ex General. Remember Muhammadu Buhari is a Nigerian octogenarian on whose frail shoulders much of the hopes of that accursed country rests, even the hopes of the people of the South East for a Union which does not invite fantasies of divorce. What riled the Oga brother was when he heard me tell a disrespectful anecdote thus: 'In Nigeria, we are back to the Umaru yar'Adua director's cut. A corpse as a head of state. The presidency then implodes in a power vacuum which is promptly filled up by a looting cartel of predators aka state gangsters.' I was saying this in reference to a cagey press release by the presidential propaganda unit. It went like followed by an alternative from elsewhere thus I thought of the famous cancer of Hugo Chavez. Latin American grapevines are singing. When the truth is not forthcoming from power, and it rarely does, being always classified, power being inherently paranoid, one can always work from precedents: historical power struggle precedents, and we are well supplied in history. History does repeat itself of course, even if not verbatim! But when it comes to the ruthlessness of power struggles, I go for verbatim repeats! Like murder. Diem, Lumumba, Arbenz, Kennedy, Tutankhamun, Chavez. An inexhaustible list! With the kind of stakes involved in the corruption racket in Nigeria, who says a doctor can not be bribed in London to put paid to the recovery prospects of the frugal General? --My first question of course had been to ascertain, from Nigerians themselves, the true reason for the flight of the aging commander in chief to London for medical attention. Were Nigerian doctors that mediocre, or had the president been medically hit, and was already half a corpse being rushed to detoxification abroad!?NB: following a massive confiscation of prime real estate from state gangsters, the federal government is set to relocate offices from some posh rentals owned by the who is who in Naijaland. Such an act of blatant economic asphyxiation is motive enough for murder! It is like 'nationalisation', the dispossession of an old aristocratic elite without compensation! Check this out, remembering the term SECUROCRAT!, (and of course, that legal clauses insist public accountants have no business poking their noses in Security-related expenditures!) The word is BINGO! The Lottery lives here at security house, Uhuru Kenyatta was famously right to weep so in public. Forget Mozambique, lets us peep at the Oga's across the continent. This is what is meant by the concept of a working day is extinct amongst the tropical gangster elite. Who needs to work to be a multi-millionaire? Flip side: parasites no Miranda need be read to, like those enemy combatants sent to Guantamo Bay at the leisure of POTUS. These Afro-Securocrats are mutants off humanity! belonged to former Jonathan National Security Adviser (NSA), Sambo Dasuki, Kaduna State. Belonged to Securocrat, ex Chief of Air Staff, Air Marshal Adesola Amosu(rtd), worth N5bn. Hospital in Adeniyi, Ikeja, Lagos owned by Amosu, confiscated. That is an easy, risk-free pile of cash to kill for. So when Buhari is sick, the Hypocratus oath of doctors is not my rock of ublemished trust: No? 'No,' I was told by my Oga brother, 'Oga doctors are not mediocre. But they are corrupt enough to be bribed by corruption cartels to bend Buhari to sleep forever! You see the General re-appointed Magu, that godam*ned busy bee who makes a hive up every looter's colon! Stinging all the way to the duodenum!''Magu who!? Magu what!?' I asked (remembering with a hollow feeling in my belly my tribesman Raila Odinga did not fight for John Githong'o's re-appointment in our own Zamunda!) 'Magu the dry meat which the giant monster of corruption in Nigeria has not been able to swallow nor externally digest to date.' THE STORY OF IBRAHIM MUSTAFA MAGU-(FULI!) AS AN INSTALMENT OF COMEDY Act One: THE MATYRDOM SEEKER his rise and rise, and then dismissal, and fall, and fall, all the way to the jails he had intended for the corrupt, is a tragi-comedy of power (NOW repeated in Brazil in the case of the Japanese cop). That fall was broken with the election of Muhammadu Buhari, and up Mustafa Magu has shot again, riding the turbulence the incorruptible Buhari has generated! It is comedy in real time. But behind the scenes is a life and death struggle. --A few good men. O Naija movies, tell me a story! A good one. Please not a divisive one like to Ceasar what is his, and to God what is his. Modern Ceasars are winner takes all. All. NB: I admit to have ten former senior Generals cooperate fully with a police captain investigating them, looking them in the eye and handcuffing them, means there is something in Muhammadu Buhari holding line. And he is half dead. Now, were he full of life then? Ouru Kenyatta yawa, when I call you a Zamunda cry baby, I got reason. I been checking other villages, to see how beautiful the girls dance! Continued
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Post by jakaswanga on Jul 19, 2016 21:25:15 GMT 3
AND NOW PHILIP KINISU IS BRAIN DAMAGED? They say, sad to see Wily Mutunga exit the Chief Justice's plums, that he was one of a kind. The likes of learned OtishOtish shed bird-egg sized tears, mitigating that all those funny incidences they caught him up in, do not count a blotch on his clean slate -O Holy Wily. Now, I am a heavy-duty detractor and I deliver. Mutunga's judiciary recussed itself from a definition of INTEGRITY as would have been binding under the promulgated new constitution. It was a shameful act of intellectual abdication, moral cowardice, academic paralysis, bureaucratic quislinghood and emotional fraud which guaranteed an implosion of the new constitutional order, back to KANU-esque graft indulgence. And that is where we are if you ask me. The safety valve is it is at a county near you. Graft is not just far off in the capital city. In any case it is symptomatic of the moral rot at the top/degeneration, that mentally the elite are now incapable of importing the meaning of integrity, unashamedly.That is where we are with Philip Kinisu now. Let me stop here for the moment and take a detour. The NYS saga as we saw when we visited top tier law firms Kaplan$Stratton $ Ogolla$Mujeera, was a case with strands which, if we followed the money, would unravel for us how the system works, at the top. Also, it would elucidate just how impossible it is for parasites to lie-pass themselves off for hard-workers, however sophisticated they think they reason And Anne Waiguru's storyline too, is uncannily similar Cecilia Mbarire -she of the ill-fated star-studded Ababu Namwamba led PAC of worms--- added a hilarious pitch in defence of President Kenyatta, when she claimed he could not fight corruption because his excellent hands are tied behind his back, by none other than the constitution! Cicile found it exceedingly unfair, all that hysterical hullabaloo from across the land, that HE needed do more. cECILE Mbarire: Runyenjes MP: recieved death threats. June 2015 Of course Mr. Kenyatta's hands are tied behind his back. But not by the constitution. Apart from plane mental laziness, he is conflicted. A firm step toward slaying the corruption monster could easily come him face to face with his family business. That is a high enough risk to warrant prudence. This is what Cecile Mbarire knows, but can not put across planely. With cheeky tongue she has dodge around the truth. But it is not just politicians. Wherefore I thought like this some time back. Whether it is Ben Gethi shopping ---via legal friends---- a 27M worth of clothes in Hong Kong, or Josephine Kabura becoming a bilionare in two weeks of hair-dressing Anne Waiguru, or the modern Mugo Mutahi Ngunyi earning 40M for an afternoon of consultancy on a toilet in Kibera to embarrass Raila, or the ace Tom Ojienda tying up everybody's tongue on behalf of Evans Kidero with respect to Mumias, whatever they say in their cleverness, their words are the type they say: even a parrot bothers not take serious enough to repeat! Sorry, actually the ethics and anti-corruption commission believed them and, scripting bales of gobbledygook, advised Tobiko to bite the bullet and swallow: no case to answer! Howbeit right on cue too, the investigating cops --like Mugwanja-- of the fraud unit agreed: No case to answer! That was the first take of the EACC! Waiguru was cleared. Prematurely it would appear. Communication breakdown between departments, leading to 'misunderstandings' of sums. Now we have a clearer clue. --ESAKI www.nation.co.ke/news/EACC-boss-firm-sucked-into-NYS-scandal/-/1056/3297840/-/6x1ajxz/-/index.html Philip Kinisu is practically brain dead. He never heard of conflict of interest. Or he did, but can not recognise it when it is sitting at his table, or his head deep in the feast! I am sure he will regain his senses. Even the self can not be fooled forever. Check out how they at the EACC came back on the Waiguru clean bill of health See there! There is hope! Philip Kinisu has a learning curve! He is just dim-witted, not brain dead! Huraa! It is important to keep this kind of chicanery in open records. One never knows when a man of action might ascend. Meanwhile Mr. Kenyatta's hands continue to be tied behind his back! --Cecile, you know that legend of Alexander the Great and the Gordian knot!? Be thy not our heroine who untied Ouru, and unleashed him on the beast of corruption? I will be back!
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Post by jakaswanga on Jul 30, 2016 16:24:51 GMT 3
THE ANGEL PHILIP KINISU: HOW THE ANIMALS CONTINUED DIGGING WHILE IN A HOLEKinisu picture. Once upon a time in the jungle, the animals had a problem. As all slept, the sugar kept on disappearing from the store, and no sentry however fierce seemed able to resist sweet sleep at the supreme moment. sugarless uji continued to irritate the animals, but unlike their crazed daughters and sons with school dormitories, the adult animals were too mature to contemplate burning the forest, yet. After many trials of lions, elephants, doves, hawks, snakes, every tribe of beast officially known to be lethal as a watchman, the great office of top dog was deemed to have found the a real lion to roar and be heard. Indeed it was, officially as usual in the adverts window, a genuine item (for those who easily fall for salesman talk). Nobody could possiblly have issues with Mr. Kenyatta for anointing Philip Kinisu ---except of course the beastly detractors who know Maasais make the best watchmen. These detractors laughed and said, wait and see, Kinisu aint no Maa like the legend John Githong'o!But as the cliche goes, reality is harsh, and fakes will be flushed out quick. An oceanic champion swimmer must easily conquer a domestic swimming pool. Howbeit it a BARCLAYS BANK DELEGATED and the former PricewaterhouseCoopers Africa chairman who had oversight over 9 countries for so many years drowns faster in the pond, than a wildebeest caught by leviathan crocs in a deep rive crossing? personal interests are in apparent conflict with ? This 'apparent conflict' the mighty commissioners only discovered yesterday after the story broke in the media! --aha! Same story Boinnet ordering JKIA OCPD to arrest Koffi Olomide AFTER the media reported massive OUTRAGE! Gotta know your country. better know how brain-death operates at the top, and how rescuscitation works! PHILIP KINISU'S ESAKI DID A JOSEPHINE KABURA, ONLY DOUBLE TIME FASTER!Now the following you can not make it up. Not the event itself, but the fact that the former 9-year chairman of PriceCooperWaterhouse DOES NOT RECOGNISE THE CHALLENGED ETHICS! 150M to a company whose bid was LATE ON THE TENDER, and, two, tender issued to the same BEFORE the official OPENING! And the company is Owned by none other than the PRICE WINNING AUDITOR SUPREME OF 9 AFRICAN COUNTRIES! and now the one to kill the beat of corruption! Eh! Africa Yawa! These prices your brilant sons and daughters win! -- Waiguru won one, Queen of NYS graft she is; CBK Njugunah Ndung'u won another, his successor Njoroge is up all night cleaning the mess the moral creep left behind! Yawa Africa! You see why your youth are burning schools!? They want to go and study and win prices abroad where the CREDIBILITY of a price may be old fashioned, that is, worth a dime. --Kudos to the founder of CELTEL, Mo Ibrahim who, when only garbage show up, keeps the price unawarded in the store. Better none than a zero. Now --just like at the IEBC chicken den of Hassan--- we are stuck with our fake lion Philip Kinisu at EACC. The great Philip hope seems to have been a mere apparition, a hologram trick. We foerver chose the guardian of graft to fight the same, choose a painted over fake for an original! adopt a status quo-player to change things --- Kinisu is perfect for a sham racket, which is why the corrupt elites of our region accepted his oversight for all those many years. Methinks the corrupt elites recognising a proven asset, pulled the ruse of awarding him the price, thus building up his CV ---promoting the wolf in sheepskin to the ever higher glory of looking after the penned Kenyan sheep. (Even the Nation's Jaindi Kisero added insult to injury by writing a blurb singing the praises of Kinisu, citing the price as a huge claw to maul graft! And all that with all this data in the Newspapers' database! Huh!? who is fooling who!) Could the veteran watchdog and cooked-books top sleuth Kinisu have failed the THINK in both cases, NYS and Malaria Nets for Migori in his pocket, that these were deals which stunk to the heavens!? Imagine his mental state if the answer is yes, he did not see it! But my considered answer is NO, he did not fail the Think. He knew very well these were corrupt deals, he knew unquestionably the NYS transactions were under investigation, and his family in the mix, ala Josephine Kabura the infamous hairdresser. But he could not care less, could he? because, who cares, IMPUNITY RULES, and he would get away with it. -- Like he did with the rigged tender of Malaria supplies for Migori! That was just the template, how it had been all those years he was at the top of book keeping in Kenya, East Africa and beyond. Business as usual. But now something has gone wrong. May be he failed to kick back the negotiated percentages, or failed to pay up blackmail fees. But the joke is on President Ouru Kenyatta. The prezzo is the guy in the fools corner. Unless of course it was deliberate action on the part of the president, picking up a rotting boil soon to burst pus in his face. I think it was a calculated risk. The best option under the circumstances. The president has all these information gathering services at his beck and call. He would have prudently gone by elementary protocol. He would have asked Githu Muigai or Njee Muturi for ditches ahead on Kinisu. AG Githu Muigai would have held line until he contacted CID maestro Ndegwa Muhooro and his Intelligence counterpart Major General Waweru.Waweru and Muhooro, if interested in giving the President quality intel, would have not redacted the sh!t. They would have briefed Githu Muigai thus: 'Philip Kinisu is not officially under investigation, but he comes up in the NYS files as a third party. His family company is a laundering post. The same company is also a bit like Josephine Kabura's, formed with the express goal of getting government tenders, and the ink was not yet dry at the registrars, and the operating account barely open, than millions already stashed in! That is a definition of Wily Mutunga's bandit economy, but that is normal here at the top.
'The problem will be if his fellow commissioners start blackmailing him and he refuses to pay up. Then do we evaluate he will be a liability.'And professor Githu Muigai, showing why he is consiglieri, would have then asked Don Muigai wa Jomo point blank: 'Think of it like this, Mr. President, are our interests of the presidency best served by a corrupted, compromised head of the EACC, or by a honest guy who will get the job done like John Githong'o!?'The son of Jomo would have instinctively perceived the professos lesson, and thought about his re-election, and the deputy (or co) president popularly known as Singh. A John Githong'o would bust him, and the presidency, and the possible Kalenjin rage in backlash would be ugly. 'Our presidency needs a corrupted and corruptible man!' became the most logical but unspoken conclusion. -And so we are here. Harun Mwau, PLO, Matemu .... a way of doing absolutely nothing. These things do not happen by happenstance. I like to operate from the premise EVERYBODY IS CLEVER, and no decision is taken lightly. The results may be stupid and pathetic, but the decisions and the thought processes governing them are understandable, human and logical. Logical, even inevitable within the political paradigm and economic parameters within which they must be made. It is not that Uhuru Kenyatta has given up on corruption, it is just that HE CAN NEVER FIGHT Corruption. It would be political suicide. The rest is thus perfunctiory tokenism. And neither is Muigai the stuff of class suicide. No, he is conservative and status quoist. Him and Ruto were against the new constitution. Ruto more openly and honestly. This honesty may just be why Jubilee is popular. They do not have to pretend that much.The opposition have to do a full-throttled act of pretence. Problem is every idiot can look at the counties run by the opposition and witness pure blood looters the twins of Jubilee. Why change a winning team!? Better wait for the genuine thing! asks cynical Kenyans.
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Post by OtishOtish on Aug 1, 2016 5:07:56 GMT 3
I heard that just getting people to stand up in court and answer the most basic question---you are accused, how do you plead?---is near-impossible. Is that true?
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Post by jakaswanga on Aug 4, 2016 19:31:28 GMT 3
I heard that just getting people to stand up in court and answer the most basic question--- you are accused, how do you plead?--- is near-impossible. Is that true? Otish, when it comes to corruption, I have no doubt Uhuru Kenyatta is a joke. The argument can only be whether he is a devious and wholly willing team player in the game of graft, or whether he is a hapless imbecile held hostage and, so fearful, domesticated and surrendered, he will not even make a token effort to bare a fang at Corruption, nor snarl at the corrupt. How can I be so sure the president is a joke on this? Simple: I pause to think and narrow down on a particular situation. This was a crisis when his presidency was like on the line. And on that day did he rise to the challenge; he was resourceful, resolute and successful, and he showed excellent judgement. --By thunder he did! He chose the best warrior and let the warrior do his death duel!It is a tricky story. Uhuru's genius lay in the recognition he needed to shut up and do as he was told. His auspice as the sovereign of Kenya was worth sh!t in this particular case, but, at first, it was not clear he could accept being that humbled to a mono: seen and not heard. -- You know how top-down ace Qcs like Kay are on the job. The take it or leave it rule is 'I do the thinking, I do the talking, I do the strategising, and you, Your Excellency the client, only does the obeying and paying. Period!'And it came to pass that his Excellency had the grace, catalysed by raw desperateness of course, to have the situation thus handled. And Kay showed his mettle. Bensouda -the woman Kamalet likes to disparage as Fatso---- no doubt thought she had laid a harsh, foolproof trap for the Kenyan indictee. But QC Kay proved himself a man of many wiles, and came up with that Divinity Trick.Some will remember how the son of Jomo resigned the presidency for 24 hours, became a commoner like every other chicken thief in the village, honoured the summons to the Hague, and soon jetted back to pick up his Muthamaki regalia at the airport named after his father. -Well, we can also muse William Ruto who, in the meantime, had promoted to His Excellency, reluctantly, painfully and sadly, surrendered the reigns of power back to their rightful owner! It was an act of great nobility, civility and loyalty, and it shows Uhuru Kenyatta will campaign for William Ruto to succeed him, if he does his own thinking.Anyway the nation went gaga in nationalist hullabaloo as the humble sovereign, now reinstated in full vigour, did a victory lap through the jubilant streets of the capital. Even professional detractors of Muigai like Kamalet the Okuyu, joined perennial jubilee cheerboys like yours truly in nationalist hysteria. Indeed, ever since CMG Argwings Kodhek with a technicality stunned the colonial court into untying the noose around several Mau Mau convicts, never had a lawyer come up with such an audacious, Odysseus-like knavery on behalf of a black Kenyan, as QC Kay did! Yes, when a man goes to work, it shows, just like laziness and negligence too is unmistakable. And so I come to Githu Muigai and his many noises about fighting corruption, reclaiming looted government property, confiscating cash and or freezing laundering accounts. By official blurb, Githu Muigai is as sharp as it gets, an ace lawyer and all, and the professorship is not fake. But what has our ace legal brain achieved as AG, chief state counsel? Imagine the strike force he and the gone Wily Mutunga would have been, had they gone to work like QC Kay! This is what I took a long time to think about. Dr. Wily Mutunga and Prof. Githu Muigai moving on corruption at the level of QC Kay moving on Bensouda and her ICC! -Alas, these two brainy Kenyans are like the famous saying: you can take an impotent man to an open day at the brothel, but he will still die a virgin! -moral man that he is! There is no record Uhuru Kenyatta hindered Githu Muigai and Wily Mutuga from getting on with it. NB: I checked how administrators go to work when they mean business too. I came across a young ambitious prosecutor in new York, his name Rudi Giuliani. He refused to bow before the mafia. They put a bounty on his head. He shrugged and decided to respond by making a high-flying career riding the mob in. And he did, all the way to New York mayor. His single claim to fame was he did not blink before the mob's gaze. --Don't know how much of a lion-killing moran is within Keriako Tobiko though! any bets!? That is the sh!it in life. For men it is not education, or even formal power that does it. It works out to balls. A man must have the balls to fight evil; the balls to stand up and fight a fight for what one is paid to do! So if the president of the republic is not standing up to be counted fighting corruption which is the national bane, the answer why could be as simple as the old folk wisdom. He just aint got the balls, and none in his team neither! Uhuru Kenyatta is too rich to take a bribe from these --NYS, Imperial Banks, KAA, NSSSF, ....--- pick pockets around Nairobi, no!?
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Post by jakaswanga on Aug 26, 2016 22:55:54 GMT 3
THE PHILIP KINISU COMEDY SHOW CONTINUED I used to enjoy some undercooled Perry Mason Banter in court, just after detective Paul Drake had slipped him a piece of paper as his case appeared to come apart before a pissed off Judge. His face still on poker after glancing at the new info, the high stakes gambler lawyer would allow himself a moment of cheek, addressing the culprit still confident in his supposed foolproof alibi. 'It would appear you were at two different places at the same time. I could be mistaken, you could be mistaken. To clear this up, I will re-direct my cross examination. If you were at home at xxx time, xyz date, what were you doing 15km away from your home at exactly the same time?'Notice the subtle Mason is not providing proof of anything, he is just raising the stakes. He knows Paul Drake is impeccable and the liar and his goose are as good as cooked, but Perry does love liars frying in their own fat oil. Listening to Chepkonga goad Philip Kinisu, I was reminded of this cat and mouse game ala Perry Mason, where the cat is already sure how the game ends but the rat is still full of heroic if furtive spiritedness. A top eel can be very slippery. That is just the nature of top eels, even when they are ridiculous. We take a look at the pinned eel dancing its death dance, oblivious to the appetised amusement of onlookers. again!? But Chepkonga and everybody else knows about the concept of SHADOW DIRECTOR, and the maligned new constitution anticipated such eels. And of course we know of the looters of Nigeria who have no directorships in their companies! --Front is the word, FRONT COMPANY. And not even much of a front, since a peruse at the names of owners and directors reveal wives, girlfriends, sons and daughters and relatives of the looter Generals of Nigeria!Impunity celebrated when criminals do not even bother to cover their tracks a centimeter deep! and so in Kenya too. Wololo Mayie yawa! 'resignation as a gimmick revealed'! and -Lord forbid--- I do not mean to belittle William Ruto's presidency in the 24-hours Muigai resigned to attend Bensouda's hysterics at the Hague!A Kenyan saw through Philip Kinisu's silly gimmick and elaborates with subtle disdain at the arrogant, now writhing eel. And much more detailed NB: I have been following the court cases and legal prowesses availed in the anti-corruption cases in Nigeria since Buhari re-appointed Ibrahim Magu, a young Giuliani like fearless rogue. --I will find time to highlight the epic case of former Rivers State governor Odili. Honestly I was planning to do it as a joke in the Luo pivot thread, when I realised the lawyer, Professor Ojienda, on behalf of the Great Evans Kidero, our 2022 pitch, was straight out of Naija movies live shot! I was going to shout: Folks! Prepare for a legal innovation! A permanent legal injunction, Oga patented. - (perpetual injunction!) Here is a peek at the precedent I had in store for the people of the lake: the case of Dr. Odili. Ibrahim Magu's official title is: chairman of Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) of Nigeria. You could say he is the John Githong'o of that leaking oil depot aka Nairaland. Magu says there is a perpetual injunction restraining EFCC from probing Odili. Kenya too has an Ibrahim nicknamed The Camel! Our Ibrahims -even Warsame the one who killed the vetting board are now reformed, but even in their worst days as Sauls, I think the still wouldn't compete Oga brother justice, Ibrahim Buba! Perpetual injunction! Case closed forever! -I just had to go and read the legal fireworks written to sustain such a 'security clause'! I am aware there are state secrets for instance in the USA, CIA files, which wont be opened until 3070! But that is still nothing compared to the Book of the Dead in Rameses the Great's tomb which should not be opened forever! Anyway, Philip Kinisu should have left the lying to a professional. Or he should have had himself better coached. The report on the street is he was still officially the director of ESAKU when the NYS loot was laundered through its accounts. I am sure some cheeky Paul Drake had dropped this info into Chepkonga's lap. And Chepkonga being Chepkonga, toying around with Philip Kinisu amuses him some. Cat pawing a trapped rat. But I prefer Mwai Kibaki terminology. -What a sad goat, this Philip Kinisu. And then the bunch of goats who head-hunted him, vetted him and catapulted him to the fall-guy meat-grinder! Good result! EACC is always lame, tame and ineffective. It is a PERMANENT INJUNCTION on the corruption fight!Or did Ouru Kenyatta think anybody is fooled!? I recommend Naija movies live! Now for all Kenyans, not just people of the lake!
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Post by jakaswanga on Aug 27, 2016 17:37:44 GMT 3
Kinisu: QUIXOTE'S CHEEK!
I deductively operate from the premise Uhuru Kenyatta is in the know of all these foot-dragging and economic sabotage games, which is why in a moment of candour, he termed corruption a threat to national security. But that he continues to sanction impunity --otherwise how else do we explain the rampancy of corruption and vice in the republic---- means His Highness is just jovially playing royal games in the nature of power, and expediency.
But just for the sake of argument, imagine for a moment that His Highness is really surprised the EACC is so dysfunctional, so much dysfunctional as to have 3 CEO's in a year, the last of which is more rotten than the former, and, more so, the fight is crippled by a quorumless board after the Onsongo's and Keino's were forced out as commissioners, all under his watch! --What picture would this cut of a president!? a national CEO! Would that not surely be too stupid a head to be believable? So I contend honourable Muigai fancies himself a political Maradona, or Lionel Messi these days, running rings around folks and fooling them with unreadable body dances on the way to yet another cup. Rest is to say the only game politicians can not win is that of fooling all the people all the time. Some reggae man I believe sung such a song in a fit of highness. But mentally clear he was, more than these lads on a power trip, or other politicians anywhere whose propagandist spinners convince their sh!t is irresistible perfume!
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Post by kamalet on Sept 1, 2016 14:20:08 GMT 3
Kinisu: QUIXOTE'S CHEEK!I deductively operate from the premise Uhuru Kenyatta is in the know of all these foot-dragging and economic sabotage games, which is why in a moment of candour, he termed corruption a threat to national security. But that he continues to sanction impunity --otherwise how else do we explain the rampancy of corruption and vice in the republic---- means His Highness is just jovially playing royal games in the nature of power, and expediency.
But just for the sake of argument, imagine for a moment that His Highness is really surprised the EACC is so dysfunctional, so much dysfunctional as to have 3 CEO's in a year, the last of which is more rotten than the former, and, more so, the fight is crippled by a quorumless board after the Onsongo's and Keino's were forced out as commissioners, all under his watch! --What picture would this cut of a president!? a national CEO! Would that not surely be too stupid a head to be believable? So I contend honourable Muigai fancies himself a political Maradona, or Lionel Messi these days, running rings around folks and fooling them with unreadable body dances on the way to yet another cup. Rest is to say the only game politicians can not win is that of fooling all the people all the time. Some reggae man I believe sung such a song in a fit of highness. But mentally clear he was, more than these lads on a power trip, or other politicians anywhere whose propagandist spinners convince their sh!t is irresistible perfume!Mjaka.... Thank you for keeping this forum alive after we all seemed to have taken a sabbatical as we await the heated political debates that resurrect the forum. On this Kinisu saga, you must feel sorry for the son of Jomo as the constitution shows him the middle finger on how neutered he is as a president and cannot do a Magufuli and get away with it!! For someone that has had an engagement with Phil Kinisu, I honestly feel sorry for him - the public lynching- but even more sorry for our country which is determined not to win the war on corruption! We have allowed the corruption cartels to eat up a man who would have helped and in our ignorance have cheered on as the bloodhounds went for the jugular. Kinisu does not lose - Kenya loses!!
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Post by jakaswanga on Sept 3, 2016 20:09:52 GMT 3
Kamalet,
Surely you are aware of the contradictory statements the erstwhile chair of the EACC gave before an amused panel of Mpigs and, later, his very lame excuse! That does more than adequately balance out the 'lynch mob'!
Sometimes a man is his own worst enemy!
But surely, President Kenyatta's hands were not so tied that he could not ask, are there any skeletons in the man's cupboard which, hells loose, that man from CORD will use against me?
That ESAKI did business with the NYS was already an elephant in the cupboard, trunk farting merrily away!
HE Muigai must not be let himself be so emasculated by negligent adjutants, some with loyalties elsewhere. He must trust and go to the people to explain his predicaments. The people will be responsive to a president deemed fighting their corner. As it is, Muigai's wails of incapacitation will just provoke derision!
NB: jukwaa indeed has been a lonely place for yours truly of late, but I mind the shop in the firm belief business will pick up again, soon as the season tolls, that season you aptly pointed out!
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Post by kamalet on Sept 4, 2016 16:35:44 GMT 3
Kamalet, Surely you are aware of the contradictory statements the erstwhile chair of the EACC gave before an amused panel of Mpigs and, later, his very lame excuse! That does more than adequately balance out the 'lynch mob'! Sometimes a man is his own worst enemy! But surely, President Kenyatta's hands were not so tied that he could not ask, are there any skeletons in the man's cupboard which, hells loose, that man from CORD will use against me? That ESAKI did business with the NYS was already an elephant in the cupboard, trunk farting merrily away! HE Muigai must not be let himself be so emasculated by negligent adjutants, some with loyalties elsewhere. He must trust and go to the people to explain his predicaments. The people will be responsive to a president deemed fighting their corner. As it is, Muigai's wails of incapacitation will just provoke derision! NB: jukwaa indeed has been a lonely place for yours truly of late, but I mind the shop in the firm belief business will pick up again, soon as the season tolls, that season you aptly pointed out! Jakaswanga I should have added that his inconsistency did not help him. In politics trying to be academic and thinking Kenyans are fools does not help. He could have gone straight faced and confirm he was involved with Esaki and that there is no crime in doing business with NYS as long as the deal is clean and is not subject to any investigation. Which is why one would ask why Junet is still an MP and yet he did business with NYS (including a rumoured payment where an extra zero was added to his invoice and he accepted the payment) as are many others!
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Post by jakaswanga on Sept 6, 2016 11:17:07 GMT 3
FUMBLING AND BUMBLING in OFFICE
Strangely, Kamalet, HE Muigai didn't feel the infamous shackles when, recently in a commisionin campaign in Mombasa, he directed policeman Boinnet to launch a new anti-cargo-theft unit at the coastal gateway. In the light of such public and much publicised robust chest thumps, when, else where, others reason Uhuru is a cripple, the constitution to blame, a note of disingenuity always overbears the rest of the reasoning.
It appears Kenyatta II picks his moments to be robust with vintage duplicitous care, wherefore his anti corruption efforts can adequately be described as ad-hoc convulsions if quixotic malfunctions of another feeble African head of state, negligent at oath, magnificent at lip service.
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Post by podp on Oct 18, 2016 19:22:36 GMT 3
Tuta release wezi wa kuku ili wale wa corruption wachukue nafasi zao. www.nation.co.ke/news/President-Kenyatta-rebukes-agencies-over-anticorruption-fight/1056-3420824-n0srv7/index.htmlhow can one separate corruption from politics in Kenya? listen say to Muranga residents saying their people need enough water when they never raised their voices before! so again the question 'how can we separate corruption from politics in Kenya?' so corruption results in injustice. yet only not so many days ago the GEMA community were talking of politics in the Muranga water issue. who is fooling who?
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Post by jakaswanga on Oct 18, 2016 19:44:37 GMT 3
Tuta release wezi wa kuku ili wale wa corruption wachukue nafasi zao. www.nation.co.ke/news/President-Kenyatta-rebukes-agencies-over-anticorruption-fight/1056-3420824-n0srv7/index.htmlhow can one separate corruption from politics in Kenya? listen say to Muranga residents saying their people need enough water when they never raised their voices before! so again the question 'how can we separate corruption from politics in Kenya?' so corruption results in injustice. yet only not so many days ago the GEMA community were talking of politics in the Muranga water issue. who is fooling who? PASSING THE BUCKThe buck is out there, being passed around like a fresh piece of c-unt in a brothel. It is a brutal moment of honesty at the top! Uhuru Kenyatta got beat by Keiser Szoze and surrendered long ago. Here speaking below is a soft-head of a commander in chief if ever there was one! And we know how Africa is full of soft heads at the top. Joseph Kabila is another one, neither does Jacob Zuma look like a bold head taking his nation anywhere but down! Which can also be said of Burundi's Nkurunziza if not S'Sudan's Salva Kiir. Still, Kenya's entry into the big league of African soft-headed heads of state is vintage ace! I really wonder whether William Ruto, Singh he be, would be this clueless! www.the-star.co.ke/news/2016/10/18/frustrated-uhuru-scolds-state-officials-on-rampant-corruption_c1440108 O wonderful Cecil Mbarire! She was the first to project the thesis that O O Kenyatta is so willing to slay the bull of corruption, but O nay, his hands are so tied behind his back! And today that is the pillow where the soft head of his Excellency finds lay! O so strong Gordian knots! Like the prisoner of Zenda Or is it Atahualpa under Cortez's boot The president of Kenya is a prisoner! The commander in chief a broken wreck!
The heavens say, Now that captive Kenyatta has gone Stockholm S He whose sword cuts the ropes that bind Muigai To release the hapless Prince from his ill mind Is he who'll be fated to rule the land of Kenya Even if his name is Sonko, and his trade, posho!()()()()()()()(_)()()( O Fates! The vacuum at the top is obvious! Would, any stronger actor than Sonko!?
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Post by jakaswanga on Oct 28, 2016 19:07:08 GMT 3
Did I not warnn thee, men at the top, --like URP's hot mouth Aden Duale. He described Waiguru as a small figure they 'gave a job and is now 'turning on us'--- to keep off Queen Anne. Thee,I repeat, are all in a glass house! Tadpoles in a receding pond. Let us take a look at Afya House. Only comparable to the security dockets in rot. We could of course also take a quick trip to the nearest ward in any public hospital in Kenya! You aint seen a more depressing sight I can assure you! Githu Muigai's renowned professorial brains have a habit of adopting the pace of a snail's gait when the issues are top fingers in the honey jar caught. (watch him peak before Judge Osuji at the ICC Hague: I have no nets to fish land-ownership info for you at our archives in Nairobi! NB: I expect Wiliam Ruto's lawyers to reason ---fishing is for Luos, ours is milking goats--- the same in answer to Boniface Mwangi's lawyer's demands on his all, wealth!)Yesterday Unable to trace does not mean MISSING! these fellas could just be blind! But, will this journalist now face threats to pay heavily like the other one threatened by the untidy Permanent secretary --Nicholas Muraguri-- when he reported the 5 billion theft at Afya House? Cleopa Mailu, the minister, received the report some time back and had not acted on it --he said investigations were going on. With disappeared records from the top state law office, Cleopa Mailu is just another cover-up cog. May be when he is forced to resign he will sing us the famous song --sang by Philip Kinisu, Charity Ngilu, Ababu Namwamba, Anne Waiguru, PLO Lumumba ---all of them who were in a position to prevent inner looting of the state but only furthered it--- with the refrain: I am fighting corruption hard, that is why the cartels bring me down! But Uhuru Kenyatta's soloist variation is most refreshing: I have given it my best shot, there is nothing left in me! Over to you, Wanjiku .... and other adventurers!This is just how depraved we have become! The good news is we are setting the stage for a comedian like Duterte!Who? That is another story! When the kind of talent mentioned above is worthless, O nations, dread your other options! when the best of the best are worth sh!t, know you well for sooth you are in it! i will be back.
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Post by jakaswanga on Oct 29, 2016 0:37:05 GMT 3
WHY IS THE FILIPINO MONSTER DUTERTE RATING 80% AMONG THE PEOPLE?
When president Uhuru Kenyatta threw up his arms in surrender, a docile wimp before corruption cartels sucking the life blood out of our beloved Kenya, quick wits naturally dashed about the globe looking for controls. I believe that is what they call them in the lab. The alternative case.
Interestingly, Mr Kenyatta said his hands are tied by the constitution
and, despaired the president as if he were some public nuisance or dilapidated scarecrow, what the heck did we want him to do? break the law!? --The law!?
Some of us puffed air. Gone forever are the days of issuing presidential directives to this or that whatever. Others shook their heads in disbelief. Kenyatta's boy strongest points have nothing to do with thought, nor thinking, they grieved. It may not be laziness, I consoled, it may be strategic negligence, a devious looting ruse, like feigning impotence to escape rape charges! -(this ruling class option needs an own analysis apart!)
Here is a hint of what a moment of introspection could chew on: ATPU! Does Muigai in his excellence have the capacity for the psychological fluency of this duplicity? In other words, within 3 years, has power already so transformed Uhuru Kenyatta, so much so that he already is psychologically dislocated enough, his personality compartmentalised enough, such that, as he flings his hands in the air citing the constitution as handcuffs on his presidential hands, the hypocritical chasm he wades registers not in his consciousness!?
In the literature on the corruption of power, where it deforms personality, intoxicating it/one with delusions for instance, things like lying or hypocrisy are for lesser folk. Power has no conscience nor guilty complex! But this pathology is not attained that quick! I would have thought 3 years into power, Muigai is still the type who genuinely asks himself: what have I done for Kenya today! And then his pain at his uselessness is genuine!
But I could be wrong!
Physically there is some condition called Analgesia syndrome. Like in leprosy, one feels no pain. But totally. Such can be burned to death yet, the whole barbecue long, they sing Jesus makes them feel no pain --and they are not lying, at least on the second part! (a psychopath may be a case of mental analgesia!) But, on death squads in Kenya, some licenced after the sitting of the NATIONAL SECURITY COMMITTEE (whose composition includes
yes, his Excellency ...)
All lies then. Or so secret even the commander in chief is unaware?
If state-sponsored death squads are executing muslim terrorists left right and centre, who is it who really buys the argument, that it is a matter of principle or constitution restraint, which prevents the executive from 'lynching' the graft cartelists and their bureaucratic accomplices who run Kenya as their corruption yard?
This is the stalemate where people like Rodrigo Duterte come in to break. When the perfect constitution does not work, the public see the corrupt smiling all the way to the bank daily, the judiciary in their pocket. People like Duterte call the national bluff, and suddenly the people, the Roman crowd, turn into an insatiable Jerusalem mob baying for the blood of Jesus and any thief ---every thief!
This is why Uhuru's surrender scares me. It creates a natural vacuum for a man with the balls to face Kenyans and say something he means. Purely hypothetical of course!
1. You want Waiguru dead for NYS corruption? -Yaaah! And dead she falls, torso in two parts. 2. You want Kidero dead for Mumias? --Yaaah! And dead he falls, torso in two parts. 3. You want Ruto dead for Lang'ata land? --Yaaah! And dead he falls, torso in two parts. 4. You want everybody at AFYA house dead for the 5 billion theft --Yaaah! And kaboom there is a massacre at Afya house, gangland slaying style!
Now, I ask myself: Duterte's ratings in the Philipines are 80%. What would the rating of a Kenyan Duterte be, if he did the above in a fortnight!?
Anybody up for betting? I bet my dic.k Wanjiku wont be yelling stop! Stop! Stop! No, on the contrary, I think there will be a malicious and ruthlessly indulgent glint of satisfaction in the eye of Wanjiku! Justice at last! Bring more grafted scum that their heads roll bloody!
Ach, just kidding folks! It is a weekend at month end, and with the new TSC salary guidelines, the table is fat, good stuff is freely flowing! Merry do we make and delight in talk do we take, our imaginations flying, every word winged!
A Russian playwright of old perfectly described a scene full of merry-making aristocrats in a rotting, dying Russia. The parasites enjoyed themselves like a swarm of worms in the entails of a corpse soon to be buried. Little did they know it would be a concrete grave!
Pessimist jerk!
But the 300% pay rise we demanded under KUPPET and KNUT ... worms in the entails of a corpse, or is the PWB sustainable to the heavens?
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