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Post by jakaswanga on Oct 30, 2016 9:55:02 GMT 3
ON THE DIVAS JOHN GITHONG'O AND DAVID NDII, AND A STATE HOUSE INVITE!A long long time ago, before a page was turned on the Jubilee regime, I read an emotionally primed piece by a Munyori Buku on the Nairobi Star. It was a hard-hitting pitch, attempting to explain John Githong'o's fervent criticism of the flowering corruption within the then fresh Jubilee government. The tipping point seemed to be Githong'o's scorching: JUBILEE: 9 MONTHS LATER. Munyori Buku, I now forget who he was then, was enraged beyond suffering in silence. He exploded openly. www.the-star.co.ke/news/2014/01/25/githongo-anti-uhuru-torrents-rooted-in-politics-of-serial-defeat_c886141 So blazed away State House battery Buku. But may be Muigai cannot just help it, but like an instinctive masochist, he says and does things which do invite very active kicks at his presidential bottoms. (Today it is his sister and cousin at the Mafya house rot taking center stage!) But: FF October 2016: Munyori Buku, if still alive, is confronted with the public surrender of Uhuru on the corruption front. His tongue commits suicide, as in a writer's block. Now, because my estimation of the former anti-corruption Czar had always been positive, I was fain to very carefully read oppositional views, that is for a correctional, control opinion. --What was really their point? Buku's was a highly personalised account, but the rage, the intensity of emotion was deep and genuine. That is a lot of food for thought. Yeah, it was not that I was entirely blank; their juicy bone of contention I could understand, these courtiers. They of course wanted more time to continue chewing the fat meat undisturbed, the fat meat of the state; and the H UYO HUYO shouts from the (proven) morally unbendable bulk of John were dangerous. Too many Kenyans are swallowing saliva and, therefore, are excitable to join the hooligan chorus, with possible doomsday consequences on election day, or otherwise. This hyena rationale I recognised yes: It is our time to eat, how dare one of us call us out, hyenas!? The politics of serial defeat:In deed ever since independence, integrity, brilliance and honesty have had a bloody time in Kenya, they have been marginalised and expunged from the mainstream, such that our youth when aked, affirm their desire for easy criminal gains and confess their contempt for good old hard work. Think J M Kariuki, Bildad Kaggia, Chelagat Mutai, George Anyona, Odhiambo Mbai, King'ori and Oulu, just for quicknesses sake. It is a litany of defeat, woe, and woe after woe. The institutionalisation of corruption in Kenya did not happen over a bed of roses, nay, murder and terror are its two legs, state enforced policy. This is a methodology it has shared with colonialism. Fanya fujo uone! Yet there are always the vital signs that, in Samora Machel's words, Aluta continua, the battle is fierce and rages on. There are those who have not succumbed, will not succumb, will not be confined to their designed slots in the enterprise of corruption! And no, you wont hear their names on Mashunjaa day! (even if it is Raila or Kalonzo filling the excellency's slot!) Defeat after defeat yes,even centuries long, but like Kurdish Nationalism in the middle east which is stateless but conscious of its historical purpose, it is a dissent which destablises every status quo and portends a new dawn. A new order. Every thinking mind understands. Yet, localised, I still found it important to fathom OTHER POSSIBLE depths from which the irritations Githong'o caused, issued. Could the anger --( visceral hatred bordering on a pathology to put it like Buku)--- also be the nationalist psychosis of a ' betrayal complex', seeing that Githong'o is a Mtu wa Nyumba, this time the Nyumba being Mumbi? NB: If a special place is reserved in hot hell for women who do not support Hilary Clinton, a special dungeon is surely reserved in shadowy Hades for watu wa nyumba who do not support their Muthamaki or Ker or Singh!I am a student of the pitfalls of nationalism you see! I have a deep seated anxiety freedom may not be historical agenda of nationalism Per Se, but merely is a powerful engine nationalism borrows to ride the storms of foreign or internal threats! This furious fumes, fuelled by a betrayal complex if it be, would be similar to the psychosis which gripped sections of Luo nationalism when Miguna Miguna took to dressing down Da Ker Madit in public book form. Much and severe was the vitriol directed at the 'weed' Miguna Miguna! Githongo too was pointing to the nakedness of his Home King. The home rage could be exquisite! Sycophants and other attack dogs of the court would recognise, like pyranhas at a blood drop, the whistle for a feeding frenzy! DAVID THE TERRIBLE NDII Recently, just before Mashunjaa day 2016, Uhuru Kenyatta is reported to have been pissed off when the said Githongo and another one, David the Terrible Ndii, all hommies, pontificated the audacious recalcitrance of refusing to honour his invitations to State House, there to attend the convention which now goes down in history as Uhuru's abdication speech. Of course he, as Excellency whose term is not yet ended, continues to give act of presence as head of state, but historically said, his regime is already defunct --even if he wins a second term! ---NB: This is also my explanation to the LUXURY which has become Peter Kenneth's of late! Three powerful counties at his beck and call for governor! History, especially the game of power, does not smile at one man like that for nothing. That is a desperate reaction to a crisis. But more about that later! His Excellency president Ouru Kenyatta, CiC: ' 'My hands are tied behind my back! fellas, what else do you want me to do? I have done all I could against corruption! -Ngai!' And then he put up his auditor general for ridicule! it was a mad moment, the head of state had lost his wits. Not that he knows it. Note that the commander in chief at an earlier platform had adequately characterised corruption as a national security risk! ---what does a man or woman in power do with a security risk short of declaring a state of emergency? No kidding: folds his hands and throws them up! nothing i can do! Kenyans universally recognised the situation. Uhuru's historical mandate was gone down the drain! What remains is a shell, a fake act of office; the impotent husband of a local hottie putting up the appearances of incumbency. Gikuyu nationalism is too historically savvy not to read the situation and react immediately. The King is dead, long live the King. Enter Peter Kenneth. Power hates a vacuum. ---and if you ask me, power prefers a fool to a vacuum! But returning to the earlier point, here is a hint of the rage at State House at the two divas, John and David. This time the mouth piece is one Peter Kariuki, but one could remark, it is all Munyori Buku once again. De ja vu they say elsewhere! Yap, I will relay the essay in full, because the same paper carried David Ndii's exculpatory thesis too. The two are important documents, spurts in a shadow war on many fronts. I am not too sure Kariuki correctly represents Ndii's reasoning on his reject. HISTORICAL FORCES (1) But I love the thesis of Githong'o and Ndii as divas. Mariah Carey, J-Lo or Beyonce types who wont show up unless the invite is a golden sealed royal special card, unless the temperature of the bodies on stage is just right. No, whatever bribe you put in their bank accounts, the air conditioner still will have to be written made in Japan, even if it was made in a sweat-shop of children in Bangladesh! Too, the tea will have to be grown in Assam state Kenya, blended in Aethiopia and packaged in Iceland. And the sugar from Madagascar but marketed as product of the planet Pluto! Take it or leave it! And the divas determine with who they can share the podium and when. Take it or leave it! That is what my Gikuyu in-laws told me about Githong'o and Ndii: 'These guys are like you Luos! they only come to dialogue if their preconditions, which are longer than the distance between Jupiter and Pluto, are met in whole! Absolute madness!'Shocked, poor actor that I am, I began to think hard about these reputed fake, traitorous Gikuyus in their diva act. Yes, it rang a bell. Miguna Miguna we called Njugunah Njugunah. and this forced me to think too, about the exorcist rituals of a comprador captained neo-colonial political infrastructure. These kind of denunciations from home people, do allow me to make a powerful illustration in the classroom. More so in the Cabrallian theology. This (Cabral stuff) is the realm of cultural politics, the topic of national liberation, the question of historical identities displaced, disfigured, distorted, upside-downed, substituted by an act and as a result of colonial occupation in one form or another. The institutionalisation of a vassal or quisling personality --uncle Tomism in the USA black studies (and I am sure Arabs in Israel too have a special name to denote the syndrome)--- can also be thought of as brainwashing. The slave is socialised into a permanent subservient, never ever to rebel. That is why Bob Marley sang emancipate yourselves from mental slavery. Amilcar Cabral's essay remains the classic, the authority in this field, reaching the terrifying conclusion, that national liberation is when a people regain their historical personality. Song of Lawino and Ocol, by Okot P'Bitek, is a dead-shot in clarity, enunciating the politics of this (colonised) identity, this depersonalisation, how 'evolues' get stranded and wilt in the cultural desert. Many a Naija movie, chart bursters all over Africa, rides on the comical interplay between the completely westernised, the half westernised, and the rejectionist Boko Haram front, culturally speaking. It is therefore with more tongue in cheek than sword out of sheath that I will go about Kariuki and Buku and their lost nationalist tempers at the prominent tribesmen who had the audacity to ignore the summons of a Muthamaki! (and by traitorous default, tie knots with the evil man from the West!) Who do these stiff-back goats think they are, that they wont bow before the divine King!? Ha, mad men like Miguna Miguna or what!? And so we truly need a state of the mind of these dissidents: Mathare mental candidates or not? Lest we do not see it coming. Oh Fanon, thy rogue psychiatrist! If resistance is persistence in violence Are you a nationalist or a prophet from hell? Are you a universalist or a sectarian sage to heed?Continued. HISTORICAL FORCES (2)
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Post by jakaswanga on Oct 30, 2016 18:01:38 GMT 3
INTERLUDE historical forces 1bIn primary school we had a game, one of those many mischiefs little monkeys pull on each other. One would take a piece of paper and write something on it, in billboard format. Something like PLEASE BEAT ME! Then the notice would be planted on the back of another pupil, without them knowing. As break time came and pupils gathered out, the culprit would be indulged with an array of mean blows, sometimes to injury level. But that was the day the cheekiest boy in school planted a notice on the back of the strict madam teacher. She went back to the staff room with a notice on her back reading: PLIS FAK ME IN MY GREASY AS! It became our worst week in primary school ever! The headmaster jumped out of his skin and swore by the heavens we would know whose grandchild he was --Ramogi Onam! But it forged a bond which still ticks in our middle age whenever we, the surviving notorious members of that class, chance upon one the other. Thinking of Munyoru Buku and his heart-felt condemnation of those -like Githongo--- who, according to him, are obsessed of a probable psychotic drive to bash Uhuru Kenyatta to death, I couldn't help reliving the picture of the son of Jomo as a walking billboard amongst an excitable mob, a billboard screaming PLEASE BASH ME! In one week he reads the wrong list of heroes, disses the AG who is the last of the mohicans against corruption, abdicates from his mandate, and now, we discover, his family is a major MAFYA house pet project. Man, man man! Even if you want give him the most of benefits of doubt, this man is an incorrigible invitation to a bashing fest, a dirty ass begging to be kicked in public, an ashhole asking to be bashed to a mash! I am game. { see footnote} What remains to investigate at first, is whether Uhuru Kenyatta is a devilish genius, a prototype mimic capable of pulling the gimmick of a hapless prisoner --- claiming he us a hostage to corruption cartels and the constitution, while, in cahoots with the former, presiding over the massive and wholesale transfer of state cash to his estate and family entourage and appendages. That is, in a template parallel to how Kenyatta senior became the biggest land-owner in Kenya in a decade while head of state, Junior becomes the 'rightful' owner of the Kenyan currency in toto! --Is this possibly Kenyatta's conscious game? You tell me. If -going by a wikileaks insight into his analysis of the corruption under the Kibaki-Raila GCG and its long-term national consequences-- he is no idiot, the logical, most rational explanation to his subsequent public and theatrical surrender to corruption is, it is a conscious act. It is a choreographed game plan. He will play the fool in public, while the family conducts the heist of the millennium in private. Rational thinking is the name of the game! Other thoughtful opinions welcome! But one can not hide from thinking man! NB: If I go psychotic, O thy hot-tempered Buku Munyori and crooked-thinking Kariuki, I would demand the publication of the full list of the 300+ thieves the EACC handed over to the president sometime back. Thereto would I demand add 200+ from the Ndung'u report (beneficiaries of looted public lands). Thereafter would I propose a single question to the Roman mob in a referendum: politics made simple! do thee wanna them killed by (A) hanging at Uhuru park (with speakers blaring les Wanyika's SINA MAKOSA) or to the soundtracks of local traditional, ritual drum beats (B) matchette decapitation around the football stadia of the counties?A or B!? An idea whose time has arrived, not even God dare stand in the way! Victor Hugo (1802-1805) of Les Miserables fame, is credited with a legendary variation of the above. Footnote: I admit I find it not easy to make the psychological break and think of Muigai as a devil incarnate. See may be Muigai fooled me. May be he is having mighty fun facilitating the beast-like carnaval of cannibalism visited upon the Kenyan treasury by his classmates. May be he is nothing but a willing front for the wholesale looting of Kenya. May be he deserves not a single drop of sympathy. May be he is a monster best retired now! Gotta think it aloud! What the national interest gotta be! This blatant looting, this sinning against the sould of the land, this impunity of theft must end. By whatever means then. ----------------- continued HISTORICAL FORCES (2)
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Post by jakaswanga on Nov 3, 2016 23:49:40 GMT 3
WHEN THE TOP ANTI-FRAUD SLEUTH WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH!
Patrick CBK Njoroge, let me try this one on you. You will presently see why I can not be bothered to handle Harvadian Rotich as an ACCOUNTING adult.
What is the bone of contention --Muchere's credentials are fake?
The job needed more senior auditors So we check Muchere out. Did he arrive at the presidency of the association of certified raud examiners, Kenyan chapter, by screwy business, or is a genuine article?
Now, we do not have all the facts and these are Kenya newspaper reports, and Uhuru said they are wraps for his favourite meal, meat! Nevertheless, Njoroge, there is enough meat here for a careful meal of deduction.
Kenya's finance minister tried to transfer Kenya's officially top Fraud sleuth away, just weeks before a massive loot is exposed at the post! This man from Kerio yawa!
Imagine an American ambassador lecturing us in Kisumu about the badness of corruption for Kenya! You would think Mr. Godec is better off lecturing his bosses in Washington to save his own country –-that Clinton foundation thing so rotten even the loyal FBI director and the slavish AG Lynch can not cover the stench!
I am treating Njoroge as an adult because I have not seen him come out and declare Ndii, the you can not account for all the Eurobond accounts guy, a do nothing mongrel. Waiguru did, Rotich did, Thugge did. But there is something about them which makes think they are not even fit to tie Ndii's laces!
That will be the day I will hear Dr. Patrick give an extensive lecture on the Eurobond, trace and trail it all, and conclude see, like Waiguru and Rotich told you, David Ndii is a mongrel!
Who will be my mongrel now?
Eduard Ouko or Ouru Kenyatta?
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Post by jakaswanga on Nov 4, 2016 20:53:24 GMT 3
WHO IS YOUR TOP SLEUTH NOW?
And consider
Looking for a third opinion then: IS THE IFMIS TAMPERPROOF OR IT IS A LEAKY AS A FISH BASKET?
WAIGURU: Any system is as only as good as the integrity of the custodians! --very wise after the fact, of heist!
But how much was she a willing, enthusiastic and cooperaive puppet, as the puppeteers played her? the puppeteers she herself will not dare mention in name? If Ndegwa Muhooro is the nation's top investigative cop, I say the force needs new software. Muhoro is obsolete, which may exactly be why the PUPPETEERS keep him in place! --The other day he tricked Tobiko with two contradictory files on the same case! Tobiko imploded in perplexion --dim wit theatrics!
NB: There is a considered opinion I read today in the Kenyan press, Daily Nation. A columnist called for a Kenyan Duterte, but hastly added, our Duterte need not chop heads left and right! But point is, there is concensus there is a vacuum for a Duterte. The argument is how ruthless and lawless!?
I will be back!
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Post by jakaswanga on Nov 5, 2016 0:28:35 GMT 3
TOADS GALLOPING IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, WTF!
I have noticed Jubilee's high-placed URP pancha, William 'Singh' Ruto, is now a man very strongly against mob rule; yet has he not come up in the same vein to unequivocally condemn Joseph Nkaissery's use of goons to effect government policy, either in the dark or in broad daylight.
1. Broad daylight was when goons helped police tear into journalists covering the protests against high government corruption. In these protests, Ruto's possible nemesis, the human rights activist Boniface Mwangi, was loudly present! (Ruto characterises him more as a perennial drunk and a public nuisance! The case of whose mouth is tonguing the other badder is in court as we speak! Mwangi will seek to persuade the court Ruto has no reputation worth worrying about in the positive sense!)
2. Mob-like deeds conducted in the dark where the government provenly acted in cahoots with goons was of course the eviction of the Uganda returnee IDP's. These had been camping outside parliament buildings in Nairobi! But that is not all. As I said earlier, lynching petty thieves is a kind of open national sport, just like unmanning amorous creeps found in the wrong beds is pretty routine throughout the republic at large. I do not remember William Ruto on record condemning the practice of mob justice before. But now he does!? And so the famous African proverb: when a toad jumps in broad daylight, know you something is after its life. And, old women are always uneasy when dry bones are mentioned. Now that Kenyans are openly calling for the execution of state looters, state looters have reason to condemn mob justice!
The message is reaching the top. And itis loud and clear. Death to all thieves! And the rage is a rising tide. A dangerous tide. See, perennial opportunists like Raila Odinga are already angling to ride the tide, threatening anti-corruption demos in Nairobi. That their own ODM-run fiefdom are carbon copy cats of the Nairobi Jubilee rot, is lost on them! But that is the comprador class for you, bandit against bandit. Uhuru Kenyatta is scared enough to go ballistics That is the guy who was preaching 'wanasiasa tuheshimiane jameni!'
Well, it is matope time amongst the bandits at the top! Down here the Roman crowd is game. They want to see blood in the arena. They wont we fooled by mere impotent matope! wars
THE COUNTDOWN
Richly feeble-minded princelings toy with the country at will Like mini pharaohs in apprentice eyeing a heirloom they suffer the delusion the land is their family fiefdom to rule They were brought up to behave the Kingdom is their plaything
An aristocratic collective of retards excel in the genealogy of parasitism. A mandarinate of sycophantic rats toil, -run a rodent-like bureaucracy at Wanjiku's barn
A new breed of fanged African mature in the shadows Soon, set, all faces will wear a universal mask of merciless And the regime of richly feeble-minded princelings to dust and the past
--O Fates, How else would Africa rise!?
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Post by podp on Nov 7, 2016 23:44:59 GMT 3
some things keep returning. why does PORK get so agitated when the hairdresser aka Kafura is mentioned? once upon a time before he became PORK hanging around Galileowhen the mother of Beyond Zero was beyond reach domiciled in United Kingdom. Kaman was known after imbibing rather than collect a normal prostitute....notice the Koinange collections diversified and started centres along roads between Sarit Centre and Thika super high way inside Waiyaki way. he was then known by hair dressers, whom he specialised in collecting, as the ka 50k rich boy. he paid for their services with a standard ka 50k. so when I was listening to madam Anne so it appears she kept close to to the hairdresser along the Mafya mantra of 'keeping your friend close, and your enemy even closer' www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=982236118569393&set=a.356153704510974.1073741825.100003490424704&type=3&theatershe did not know her rival? I doubt but overtime this ladies come up PORK gets agitated and seeks a diversion in the son of Jaramogi, his 'nemesis' in the public eye but blossom buddies when it comes to their caring of their siblings. profmichaelwainaina.com/2016/11/02/lucky-sisters-cord-jubilee-tribal-kingpins-ones-can-appointed-ambassador-others-surely-can-tenderpreneur/and the circus continues.
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Post by jakaswanga on Nov 19, 2016 18:13:48 GMT 3
NAIJA MOVIES WHEN REALITY IS STRANGER THAN FICTION!I love Naija movies. Increasingly of the lighter variety. My introduction to Nollywood was a rather sad and bad affair. It was shot before I was born, and featured in lead acts, General Yakubu Gowon --Go On With One Nigeria, and Colonel Odumegwu Chukuemeka Ojukwu. Fellas like Olesagun Obasanjo and many of the later-day big coup names of the many failed republics of Nairaland (of which the songs of Fella Kuti have documented so well with biting satire), had supporting by-roles. The movie is popularly known as Biafra. The Greatest, most harrowing scene for me in that movie, was the death Of Christopher Okigbo. I shudder in shock, thinking of all those beautiful lines blown off his head by that treacherous bullet which ripped it apart! The millions of massacred Biafrans and children through starvation, have ceased to be meaningful since it is repeated every so often around the continent. 5 million died the other day in DR-Congo and it has not made the textbooks yet. Folks can not get to agree whether that is a genocide or not. We are still on petty Rwanda with its less than 1 million. One does loose count of these holocausts of Africa, or elsewhere for that matter, seeing the Armenian genocide like the Palestinian Nakba too, are successfully deniable, decades on end. But of Soyinka, Okigbo, Homer, Pushkin, Lutumba Simarro, The Poetical line of divinities, no amount of indulging the sickly sweet waters of the Lethe, where Daimona holds court, can erase their memory! They are immortal forever! Okigbo is so unique, so relentlessly macabre, I would forget all the genocides in history but remember one of his lines. Anyway, the lighter varietE shows from Nollywood I have in mind today do not even feature Patience Ozokwor. This Patience is the first lady of Planet Naija Movies. Critics have it Patience O. has become the artistic personification of the stepmother from hell. But today it is not Ozokwor disturbing my sleep, nay, it is another Patience, none other than the former first lady of Nigeria, Jonathan. Was she a first lady from hell during her tenure? It would appear she has tens of milimillions of dollars in undeclared accounts, some held by proxies. One or some, or several have been frozen by the EFCCU. Bad cop Ibrahim Serpico Magu had asked her to explain the origins after she was adversely mentioned in the case involving Sambo Dasuki. This is the lootenant Sambo who is the former security advisor to former President Jonathan. He pilfered $2bn from the defence ministry. Nigerians everywhere pretty much know exactly what is up, but, as they say, where is the proof! NB: We Kenyans too know the score of proof and useless investigators. We all saw the inept Mpigs sitting in for PAC led by Nicolas Gumbo reel like headless sheep, faced with a stony and cold-blooded bluff-poker artist named Josephine Kabura. Josephine Kabura disorganises Public Accounts Committee during probe in the NYS Theft Hairdresser she be, but life has taught her one or two things on adversity. There are some sh!theads you do not scare for. Kenyan Mpigs are world-class looters of the public kitty. They take bribes on how to vote in parliamentary business; the parliamentary committees are sitting-allowance scams, they fraud with mileage declarations, and likely, part of the NYS heist which went to the Ruto confidantes Kipchu Murkomem and Farouk Kibet was used to bribe some of them in one way or another.Josephine Kabura must have worked this out, kind of like a housemaid who has deciphered the man of the house prefers her to his legal wedded. All his outrage at her clumsiness when she drops a full cup of water on his lap is but foreplay, a scripted theatrical moves to even feel how wet the trouser has gotten. Her face distant and opaque, the maid pulls it off, her hands expertly messaging his increasingly stiffening crotch, the wife choosing to believe an alternative explanation opposed to what she is watching live. Anyway, back in Ogaland, some of the frozen accounts were not in Patience Jonathan's name --that is the proxy bit which includes drivers with $10M accounts! It is when such accounts are frozen that the snake-heads emerge. Patience Jonathan was enraged, how dare they! (freeze her medical-expenses account! --did they want her dead!?) How dare they question her impeccable reputation? -did they think she is Kenyan Anne Waiguru, or Susan Mubarak, or the former Tunesian one of Ben Ali --- LEILA or even Sarah Netanyahu!) She owed nobody an explanation, hard work is self-explanatory! NB: This is why Jakaswanga likes the job of --singing the kumbayas of devolution-- chauffeuring sponcy's (or the mpango wa kandos) of MCA's, the new aristocracy risen like mushrooms overnight. Apart from being tipped a doctor's salary after a 2 hour drive --- while doctors are on strike mark you, you wake up one morning to discover you are owner of a company worth $5m! I am not there yet, but before the pyramid gambling racket called public wage-bill financed by ever more debt comes crashing down like all bubbles do, I could just buy myself several FAWs! cash! Ach, Raila okelo devolution wayako!See MY LENGTHY FOOTNOTE ON THE JOYS OF CHAUCHAUFFEURING SPONCY's AND wait until you hear the story of the driver of the Mafya house girl who, as the Tv bully Miguna would put it, was the smoochie bimbo of a certain Macharia who used to be the hot-shot there! Here is how a high-brow paper reports the sleaze But with gloves off, spades called spades, truth is tabloid and rides thus I am a man who believes the hottest f.ucks of a man's life need must be rewarded richly and ferried along like hunchbacks perching on a man's back. a gem in bed is an angel in life. And if you read Sigmund Freud, that is what we men live, and were made for. (Puszy) I try my best to live with this principle, having learnt it frontline from my late father, his c.ock be esteemed! But when the remunerations for the bed-godess are financed by money ripped off the public, thy dog Macharia hear you me, you are really asking for it like old Agamemnon of Argos, when he sacrificed Iphigene with Clytemnestra lying broken in motherly grief. Thee ilk, star-looter Macharia, deserve a 2M Samurai Sword driven through thee, arse-wise up. In broad daylight, at Uhuru park, african drums churning out those beats that used to fill the forests during human sacrifices. Or did some of you think those beats are extinct? ---You never heard of Christopher Okigbo, the thunder that thunders! THE DARING IBRAHIM EFCC MAGU, TWO STEPS FORWARD, ONE STEP BACK! And the very bad cop Magu froze the accounts. He had this stupid smile on his face, the one you did not see on Joseph Mugwanja's face when he heard Josephine Kabura withdrew 100M cash! And loaned a drive 60M, cash! Ibrahim Magu In Kenya, with the commander in chief not even making a pretence of an effort, there are stories like Ben Gethi too, of course with his, THE LAWYERS ARGUE, 27M wardrobe to be sourced in Hong Kong. Not bad, he!? But what happens in Nollywood? Enough to make even the toughest of dedicated cops collapse into cry babies; and all that with tough, cotton-white, graft-proof former Generals risen to commander in chief supporting them fully! ---It is a chilling warning to the depths a serious Africa will have to go, to weed out the the pervasive institutions of graft in our states. That is the moral of the story, the message written on masks like Josephine Kabura. I swear every idiot, even the most challenged moron copies! copy! IF NOT VOLUNTARY, THEN WHAT? I hate fate, playing old African games, All around me the continent is aflame The drums thunder the Umfeqane beat A tyrant arises to his calling like a zealot It is the end of the era of the corrupt Big Men
The morning after is the shock of the red rain!
Die quick, Child, The Tyrant will make you born autistic! Speak all now, poet, The Tyrant shall cut off your tongue! Cease now, O corrupt men who loot the states, Disperse us the clouds that gather the storms of blood
The Tyrant in missionaric zeal shall feed you to the jackhals.+++++ CONTINUED: PATIENCE JONATHAN CALLS IN THE LAWYERS (JSC Professor Tom Ojienda's Naija movie counterparts!) Footnote:
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Post by jakaswanga on Nov 20, 2016 10:15:34 GMT 3
INSTALMENTS FROM NAIJA MOVIES NIGERIA'S FORMER FIRST LADY PATIENCE JONATHAN ON THE OFFENSIVEENTER THE LAWYERS! Others have sued the EFCC, sued it as a body, sued the members individually, and, in the Odili Rivers State template, will seek to bar all forever from questioning Patience Jonathan on her ownerships! One says the human rights and dignity of the former first lady has been abused --she will demand compensation! And they are going to Gambia, to the African court of human rights! Yap! This is bigger than the CHIBOK girls still under Boko Haram servitude! Yes you guessed. I can laugh at Nollywood light, because I can not laugh at my local Kennywood variations of the same themes. Too painful it would be indeed to laugh at my Kenya. Even if Ouru Muigai is more of a Goodluck Jonathan than a frail Mohameddan Buhari. It could be President Kenyatta has perceived the truth: the judicial systems have been captured by corruption cartels. Despite all evidence, they will absolutely be no convictions on big graft. The kotis are bandia. But we need to continue the facade of a FUNCTIONING CONSTITUTIONAL STATE, with due processes of law and order. Too we need to continue the farce which innocent until proven guilty becomes, when investigative files disappear, or, hmm, top bureaucrats in the investigative departments like Ndegwa Muhoro, confuse prosecutors like Keriako Tobiko. And the big fish go scot free as is the design. Yes, there will be absolutely no convictions of the cartel big shots and their monied side-kicks in this system. -This fact, established in Kenya and Nigeria, and we can rope in south Africa too, to complete the trio of the turbo economies of the continent, is the core political economic problem of the rising Africa. Can Africa rise, and rise, and rise without a functional judiciary? rise to the heights with a judiciary hostage to corruption cartels?Me posits the judiciary system is not rising. It is mired in mud, weighed down by smart-Aleck rip-off con-artists and seedy slick lawyers. It is sinking, deligimating itself. The judiciaries are a heap of dry rot waiting to be set on fire. Africa rising needs a risen up judiciary. Uhuru Kenyatta has given up. Others like Buhari put a brave face on the farce. Others like Jacob Zuma act the buffoon with brilliance. But the truth is out of the bag, walking the streets, intoxicating the populace. A wind of consciousness blows through the urban and rural jungles, shaking men with the recognition of what is to be done.
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Post by jakaswanga on Nov 20, 2016 10:43:31 GMT 3
I promised to round on the debauchery of the said Ojienda as a teaching aid, but before that, some more soapy antics from some of Naijaland's soupiest lawyers. --And some Bar Associations do have them! Following this submission of 'inferiority in content', another learned friend went on to advise the EFCC to file for is on dissolution, for this would be the proper course of justice in line with its own unconstitutionality. It would be also be more honourable of them to do it (dissolve) themselves than to wait for others to impose it upon them by law! --Eh! omera! NB: Hired youths are demonstrating in Ijawland, the home state of the Jonathans. They demand an end to persecution of their dame by the Northern Muslims heading the federal government and the Economic and Fiscal! (remember the placards BABA achana na MAMA on Nairobi streets!?) De ja vu! Did we have that for Queen Anne Waiguru during them early days? Was it impeachment or when the NYS non-scandal broke? Some MCA's from a certain part of the republic promised to strip in support of the then besieged Queen. In the event they din't, but that does not mean there were no substitute soft-acts for lusty Nairobians. Speaker Kariuki Mate went into coclave with the 33 MCA's. It was after this marathon session behind closed doors that the ladies emerged to deny us their elephantine girths and hippopotomus curves! much to the sadness of the voyeur Otisho!
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Post by jakaswanga on Dec 20, 2016 20:37:33 GMT 3
WHAT ARE WE REALLY AS A PEOPLE? This is for students of political science! 1. The ministry of health at its headquarters, now dubbed MAFYA house, has lost anything above ksh. 3 billion. Lost as in stolen by top officials. But behold, apart from the Americans via USAID financing generics to keep HIV-infected Kenyans hovering above their graves, here is kind-hearted Canada too, moving in to prevent Kenyan mothers dying by the buckets over child births, and, too, prevent newly-born Kenyans from moving straight from the womb to shallow graves! But if you are cursed with an ability to think, you are in trouble. Let us see why. 1. First the good news. Now the bad news. Only for those who bother to think of course, is it bad. This is why I prefer to treat Uhuru Kenyatta and William Ruto as little less than toy boys. And adult in power would not have his government officials steal 5 billion shillings from the ministry of health, and then accept a similar amount as FOREIGN AID to quell a plethora of mortality rates! while at the same time mouthing anti-imperialist slogans! Only pure cannibals run their countries like that. But then, the late Singaporean leader Lee Kuan Yew told us that already ---though for him it was pure morons, for, according to him, only pure morons could do their best to sink their ouwn countries and their peoples like is the rule in Africa. I dont remember him, that is Lee Kuan, ever coming to Africa on an official visit. Even for profitable business to his country, he did not think countries ran by pure morons worth visiting, and in any case he couldn't avoid visiting the ones he shared more than geography with in Asia.
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Post by jakaswanga on Dec 29, 2016 19:17:57 GMT 3
I said I love Naija movies. Because of what they teach me about Kenya, especially how the law works in the inside lane.
Now, dear Kenyans, see what you make of the following intallment.
Yap, with all that education and seniority in the legislature, she is just a common thief, Boko Haram.
I have a funny feeling this Nigerian reality story is uncannily Kenyan! (see the full story of Judge Tunoi!)
HINT Of course the JSC is a scumbug collection, but, like a defect wall clock in a 24 hour period, even a 'parcel of scumbugs lawyers' can get one opinion correct in a lifetime!
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Post by jakaswanga on Dec 29, 2016 19:35:07 GMT 3
FOOTNOTE: NAIJA MOVIES LIVE When money is so easily made, that parasitic elite become soft in the head, waiting to be spoon fed. A man who makes his own milions like Bill Gates, has a very different mental aptitude from say Gideon Moi or Uhuru Kenyatta who inherit vast fortunes, or Isabella dos Santos who just takes from daddy's kleptocratic acumen. A soldier who earns rank at the frontline is not the same calibre as the nepotistically promoted office boy to same rank. There is a world of difference. The fates ... have colluded to hoist inferior soft-heads to lead our continent. The inevitable result is Africa a long time at the bottom! And that is where the phoenix must brood!
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Post by jakaswanga on Dec 31, 2016 10:26:31 GMT 3
GEORGE MAGOHA AND FRED MATIANG'IUhuru Muigai Kenyatta may have thrown in the towel, but there is still a fighting chance out there, and some are at it, and, Behold O Lord, showing results. And that is much pleasant to the Parisian mob who roar their approval! His excellency Uhuruto is offside, widely so --O tyranny of numbers, that the vilest must be at the top, but men of toil ever be subservient below. O tyranny of numbers, welded to the cult of mediocrity, you open space, flanks wide for the dictatorship of the competent! O tyranny of numbers, enjoy your well-deserved delusion of eternal invincebility! Matiang'i the star! O Fates please don't let him end up a comet!George Magoha is the man who was recruited by Fred Matiang'i, the cabinet secretary for education, to head the Kenya National Examinations Council, KNEC. Today, just after the release of this years KCSE results, the nation has escaped into a euphoric high because, for the first time since memory, praise the Lord O God, the results are universally acclaimed as CREDIBLE. Now the elections then! That --since memory stuff--- is a terrible thing to say for those of us from the sector. It means all these decades we have been running an exams cheating racket which ----if Kiganjo Police Academy is the local Harvard business training ground, the judiciary a bandit's paradise, parliament a Mpigs' sty, politics a primitive accumulator's paradise, The Church a citadel of sin, the army a lootenant's force, the health sector a morgue service,-------- reduces us educationists too, to just another distended belly of dung awaiting a colectomy. And Magoha and Matiang'i as a surgical duo, delivered. And the nation has rightly recognised the educational sector is still at the ICU. This has been plaily visible in the fearful discussion: IS MATIANG'I, merely a MICHUKI moment?John Michuki was a celebrated minister of Transport. He took on the powerfully run-way, intimidating matatu sector head on and, determined to bring sanity to the chaotic and lethal road sector, Michuki succeeded to the delight of Kenyans at large. But it was a one-man operation, there were no back-up, no structures built in place to institute, maintain or sustain the good work, wherefore things went back to crazy in the next cabinet reshuffle which saw Michuki transferred elsewhere. The Michuki syndrome is the dread preoccupying Kenyans as they praise Matiang'i. A passing cloud? A John Githong'o? too competent for comfort at the top? His reforms have faced down examination (cheat) and text-book cartels, and other corruption networks which involved teachers and head teachers. These are what saw schools ignore the SCHOOL FEES GUIDELINES even after the state increased student disburses, not to mention headmaster cartels forcing students to purchase equipment at their own designated shops -owned in part or proxy by themselves. The rampant, rampage of arson which befell schools in the course of the year is widely explained as the FIGHT-BACK from the corruption cartels of the sector. Prof. George Magoha, then of UoN when senator Obama visited.THE LESSON ACCORDING TO ME What comes to the fore, is a nation hungry for a performer of competence; a woman, boygirl or man in this case, who gets to the job and gets it done; a fighter who doesn't collapse in tears and surrender at the first peck of sword as the assassins of The Kartel mocktest the thickness of his skin. This is of course what the girlboy of Jomo, his Excellency Muigai, has been reduced to as commander in chief. -The joker in chief. There is nothing mor he can do against corruption, is there!? Of course there isn't. Ya Jowa! He is tame and tamed under psychological lock and key, a Stockholm syndrome patient. That is why men like Matiang'i are on every Kenyan lip, being orally fondled like a beloved lid, filling the large vacuum of our hunger for a public service REAL hero. The list of fake ones is long and Kenyans know the names. We have them winning African prices every day, like Queen Anne Waiguru did! Philip Kinisu too (many no longer remember who TF he is, so I remind he once headed the Ethics and Anti Corruption Commission, and he once won an African bankers and accountants price! So did Evans Kidero too as a blue-chip CEO! So did the half pimp Njugunah Ndung'u too, once the promise of the Central Bank of Kenya! Etc etc!) Imagine today, as 2016 ends, there do exist already some countries which DO NOT THINK
.... this kind of achievement is the highlight of public service, showing that with the right person and systems, it is possible to present efficient services and eliminate error and bias in examinations
.. but THEY TAKE IT FOR GRANTED, that is what public service IS! --it is not a HIGHLIGHT MOMENT, it is the ABC daily ritual. I think this simple fact, another man's heroic achievement is another's daily walk in the park, is what shook CANDIDATE NGATIA to his foundations, and propelled him into the anger of contemplating GUITAR WIRES, live at a city Park the president is named after, to hang the kleptocratic political class and their lootocratic handlers and controllers.Culturally speaking, Matiang'i and Michuki inform us openly, that it is not for lack of calibre that we stay at the bottom, rather, it is for lack of calibre rising to the top. There is an orchestrated epidemic of mediocrity at the commanding heights of our lands, the real cultural agenda is to reverse this trend, to have structures in place, institutionalised, which first-track to the top, genuine talent dedicated to getting the job done. As Matiang'i and Magoha give the nation a token Xmas and New years' gift, it is a terrifying reminder how deep we sunk. How desperate we are. How useless most of these creeps at the top are! that normal became extraordinary! **footnote. But I am confident and optimistic. Matiang'i and co are pure Kenyan. It would appear Kenyan culture has already intrinsically solved the major problem. There exists Kenyan bureaucrats who can excel at work! The next phase of the cultrual equation is downhill. Infesting the commanding heights with their ilk! NB: Kenyan bureaucrats can excell at work. We know. But looking at the INTRIGUES which inform for instance the current selection of those to run the next elections, IEBC, or EACC, or what have you, it would appear we insist on hitting the bottom of the sink before we start the rising which Africa is so much at, apparently. Radical reforms? that is dangerous talk, to you know who! The best radical reform in education is to make sure no Kenyan child misses, drops out of school because of school fees, that every able brain reaches its peak. Now you dons, and Matiang'i, you got that!? Universal education suffrage as it were! Ati hakuna pesa to pay all the fees of poor people's clever children!? Then you want your head in a guitar-wire noose! --For starters! Have a great year change! (NB: I wont be drinking, I have been promised new stuff in bed if I don't, and curiosity kills some cats!)
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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 1, 2017 18:12:01 GMT 3
A VERY QUIXOTIC MOVE BY THE DON: CHEBUKATI In his 2017 new year's message, his Excellency the president of the republic of Kenya, in a seeming recognition of the need to assuage rising public concerns, promised his administration will deliver a free and fair election later this year. But there are snakes in the green grass, clouds gathering on the promised shine, and his words seem to bear no relations to his deeds. Not least of these is of course stuff like rushing through comprehensive changes to the electoral laws on a unilateral basis, after a protracted session in which Parliament was cordoned off by militarised police, and live transmissions switched off. That is banana. There is time to fix his Excellency's worrisome mental lapses though. But he needs to be weaned off his Raila obsessions. Income inequality and lumpem youth disenfranchisement may be a better problem to obsess with as the root of Kenya's threatening instability than the person Raila Odinga. -For instance, even as I write this, Kerio and Upper Baringo Marakwet is all but fallen to utter lawlessness. I heard the voice of former Police IG David Kimaiyo calling himself an IDP. That is bad. This Wafula Wanyonyi Chebukati nomination thing is another one. This being new year's day, there is an angle I want to pursue with a light touch. This move is triggered by the ululations which now accompany the names Matiang'i and Magoha throughout the land. This duo delivered a 'credible result' against many odds. And then there is the way they say they did it. Matiang'i faced down the corruption cartels. It was hard work, courage, competence, wile and tenacity. -That is warzone stuff, the thick of it.THE WAY THINGS CHANGE TO STAY THE SAME It is new, but you always have a feeling it is already showing, and has been showing at a theatre near you! NAIJA MOVIES I mean. Okay, there are many ways to Rome, and to paradise, but this one JUBILEE and CORD are charting with the IEBC is a unique template. It is so unique one can hardly avoid trepidation. Consider Uhuru's latest gaffe as I see it, in essence the whole political class's latest horror. Why WAFULA WANYONYI CHEBUKATI? For the lost, this man Chebukati is The Fall candidate who became the winner over the Bestman Tukero Ole Kina!With studied ice, TheStandard.co.ke reveals,
.. 'vicious horse-trading between CORD and JUBILEE in a process in which best candidates were dropped, experts sidelined and professionals sidelined.' And, lord forbid, the described is the process through which the ruling class promises us to institute a body to deliver the charged country a believable election result, one supposedly the rank of a Matiang'i-Magoha KNEC-2016 KCSE pull-off! This CORD-JUBILEE template is, to put it bluntly, the most inferior personnel to deliver the best result!? Ai, yawa Kenya wa! Comedy apart, walking upside down has its charms! To kata ka en e COMPROMISE nogono, yaka obed mana Loch Ura!? So Tukero Ole Kina won the race in the 2nd-time around Bernadette Musundi led panel do. 'But rather than take the bait,' TheStandard chillingly reports, 'President Kenyatta beat the panellists at their own game, nominating Chebukati who shares the same ethnicity with the CEO of the Commission, Ezra Chiloba.'After a two-time flawed process in this GAME, howbeit the president picked the most flawed candidate! Omera! There is actually a name for this behaviour ----- and one hesitates to think of it as a game when the (short-term) future of ones country is at stake------ where men are determined never to miss the worst choice. I will check if it is Murphy's law. The dynamic, systematic spiral of self destruction! Mungu saidia yawa! Even if a people really get the leaders they deserve! Here is the full story in thestandard version continued. –---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 1, 2017 19:25:49 GMT 3
Wafula Chebukati at the helm of the IEBCContinued. KINISU'S DENIAL LAWYER Wafula Chebukati at the helm of the IEBC, chequered choices of the don. Two incidences will suffice to substantiate why he is a horror, even a choice to hell. We will also catch just how rotten and duplicituous CORD and Jubilee are, not to mention the zero credibility of these panels which seem to short list only the XYY-rated to be delegated to serve Wanjiku at pivotal positions, like the helms of the EACC and IEBC! But first, a considered swipe at the, seemingly, habitually imbecile son of Jomo. Surely this man's presidential mental aptitude must be nihil, lower than carpet low in the scale of things fundamental. Everytime he lets himself be played like that famous mouse in an ill-fated ritual between the paws of big cats. The president, if he is serious about the future of the nation, if he be mindful of the quality of rule, if he be thoughtful about the credibility and durability of institutions, has, however limited and constitutionally constrained his hand, powerful instruments he can deploy to the benefit of the land. But first he/she has to be minded to, has to be of a mindset and disposition to do so. He must have the mental frame, the aptitude, possess the drive ---be of an instinctive, genuince desire to transform the fortunes of the land. This dispensation will AUTOMATICALLY lead to the head of state hammering the best out of his consigliere, or chief advisors. A few direct and leading questions can usually to cut to the chase. There are better ways of stalling a deemed fearful wave of Mulembe consciousness rallying behind Mudavadi as in a NASA Tsunami. The president can not make rotten choices for the country based on the electoral insecurities of his controllers, handlers and captors. That is treasonable short-termism, cheap, infantile and imbecile visionlessness. That is my light touch but considered opinion. THRASHING THE ICC AT ITS OWN GAME Remember how, when it came to his individual survival, Uhuru sought the best of QC's and, when faced with what I called the ATAHUALPA MOMENT at the Hague ICC, our head of state pulled quite a stunt. His imported Q-consigliere-C, Kay, came up with the famous gimmick in which he subdivided his person. One part issued out of office, surrendered power for 24 hours, attended the ICC summons as an ordinary Muigai, only for his whole to pick up his presidency from William Ruto the next morning. -I therefore recognise, keeping quiet about his charge performances before Gikuyu audiences fearful of Raila, the historic depths unto which Uhuru Kenyatta will fathom when it matters to him in person, in which case I deduce on c0rruption and the danger of collapsed elections, the president is away in Slumberland or Denialland, sedated by the Kartel. So these grave problems register not with the urgency they should in the Prezzo's head. It is a terrifying thought to begin the new year with I admit. THE EMPERO RAND HIS CONSIGLIERE I will take time to illustrate this consiglieri point in a footnote. IT it is a core relationship of state ---Henry Kissinger as Nixon's consigliere springs to mind. Mbiyu Koinange to Old Jomo is too close for comfort, so is Joe Wanjohi to Mwai Kibaki, Professor Nagenda to Yoweri Museveni, or the other fella (whose name I have temporarily forgotten) to KANU Arap Moi NB: For Dramatic correspondence into the relationship between the Muthamaki and his consiglieres, we will visit Seneca to Nero, Machiavelli to I don't know who (Louis XII?), Ngobane to Tshaka Tzulu, and Vizier Useramen to Pharaoh Hatshepsut. One hesitates adding Teiresias the Theban to King Oedipus! But we will be game as much as possible. First, deliberate negligence: Chebukati unveiled from OPEN SOURCES The cast includes Wafula Wanyonyi Chebukati, Nairobi city council, Justice Mary Gitumbi, a Westlands prime piece of real estate, and SALIMA investments. We are informed Salima investments claimed 325 milion from the taxpayers, and 200k rent/month; and got awarded because Wanyonyi Chebukati as lead lawyer on behalf of the city council did what? --he did what the EACC lawyers too failed to do! (see footnote)In a non bandit system, he and his law firm would have disbarred for deliberately screwing a client, and in this case, let the client be Wanjiku! This is the Wanjiku he is now expected to serve with diligence in the august position of chair to the IEBC!That is an angle worth a second look, aint it!? Let us say Githu Muigai did and held his professorial tongue! Hmm. It is of course no surprise how such vital information manages to escape the vetting panel. Same way the dirt on Philip Kinisu (and the NYS payoff he enjoyed) did only to surface later, not to mention the (camel and assassin) Warsame and Ibrahim fiasco at the Judges' vetting board. The cartel owns these people and these people are active volunteer members thereof. It is a banditry as Wily Mutunga perceived in a moment of candour and confessed in an unguarded moment! (that is why I propose we avoid Theban Teiresias the Seer in the court of Jokasta's royal son!) WAKE UP AND OPEN YOUR EYES MR PRESIDENT What I detest, infact hate is how the office of head of state is toyed with. How the commander in chief is reduced to a plaything in public, a pawn in the hands of the cartel, used and abused like an unfortunate damsel in the hands of a vicious prostitution ring. These people toy with Uhuru like he were a domesticated docile of fates no longer his to negotiate, I said he is like a trapped mouse between two big cats, waiting on their kittens to pick up the courage and join the fun too.Only yesterday ''they' made sure the Kenyatta family was at the centre of the 5bn MAFYA house heist, by trapping his niece and sister by greed. Surely that was an unnecessary insult at the richest family in Kenya. Labelled disabled? they surely were setting him up for public ridicule! And now there is more to Wafula Chebukati. take a look at what I mean by open sources What was the date of the last NYS to Kinisu payment? That is Chebukati for you. Tell me bad about a man named Kivuitu, I will defend his honour against this your Chebukati!Or is it that this is what lawyers do!? Lie on behalf of criminals? Dubiously abet fraud and cost the taxpayer billions!? That they compromise the course of investigations by bribing clerks in legal departments to disappear or delay files!? (this was one of the explanations of how the appeal on the westland landmass delayed and Nairobi city council was played!) Or could it be that the word ETHICS can have meaning, more so when a lawyer to is headhunted to head one of the most pivotal institutes of the land, ie an electoral commission, citing Africa with its notorious record of electoral malpractices? Lawyer Wafula Chebukati's rotten, colluding self and 'masqueradont' double-faced lies could not survive a simple poke of fake sternness. Fake because Philip Kinisu did pass the vetting you know! He actually made it to chief of EACC! Yes, 'they' tricked the hapless Kenyatta boy into appointing him! Just as they now trick the same to appoint Kinisu's partner in crime to head the IEBC! They must be very sure of their control over Uhuru Kenyatta. A mentally alert leader will ask his consigliere, Githu Muigai, or Njee Muturi or the other one, in this instance: tell me the unrevealed pitfalls of this choice, each of these alternatives! Let us say there is a communication breakdown between the Attorney G's office and the investigative bodies like the DCI. And the intelligence guys too are not into briefing the president on the PITFALLS he need mind. Otherwise Waweru or whatever the name is of the new Gichangi, would have discretely tapped his nose at Githu Muigai and said stuff like,
of these two choices, the Ole and the anti-Wetangula Ingoo, the fruits of the voter appeasement from Luhyaland will not offset the negatives brought by revelations from his past, especially in relation to dubious legal practices. This panel has tricked HE, but still the damage can be minimalised! -And the Wamalwa clan better rewarded can generate more goodwill Bukusu votes than this other con-artist! chebusomething!Githu Muigai would then tilt his professorial neck, think a second, politely bow and be on his way to prevent the son of Jomo from walking full speed into a ditch. But that is not the way it went! FOOTNOTE: CONSIDER THE TECHNIC: FAILURE TO APPEAL A RULING AS A MILK-COW Wanyonyi failed to appeal a ruling, forcing Judges to infer deliberate negligence. Meaning he double-dealt on the City council. It reminded me of the EACC. These also failed to appeal a crucial court ruling! A DELIBERATE BLUNDER which reputedly gave a LIFELINE TO HIGH-PROFILE GRAFT SUSPECTS. And remember why WHY IRENE KEINO AND ONSONGO HAD TO GO in red below! (to create the loophole Onguto would use for his ODILI INJUNCTION! jukwaa.proboards.com/thread/9324/irene-keino-dares-uhurus-muturi After the EACC has failed to appeal the JL Onguto injunction which has pardoned the Big Men of Graft, now, in a Wily-Mutunga-like circus, the EACC is going for village milionares! Of templates then ... the son of Jomo is like a fly caught in a spider's web. Who to extricate now? Any QC out there, imported or local like Matiang'i! And so the circle is rounded, the vicious cycle continues: NAIJA MOVIES, don''t miss an episode! It is your country showing. FAMOUS FOOTNOTES CONSIGLIERE SITUATIONS
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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 3, 2017 23:24:29 GMT 3
ALL IS NOT YET LOST! The country is instinctively alarmed. We are already on to God, beseeching Him to be on our case. Take a look www.nation.co.ke/news/Calls-for-peace-dominate-as-country-ushers-in-election-year/1056-3504150-12d915p/index.html And we have reason. But I am afraid prayers are like what they say about wishes, beggars and horses. The ruling class, signified by the notoriously inept presidency, is out to collapse the nation. They are determined to do so by getting everything wrong about the conduct of the elections in 2017. To start them off, they have decided to delegate proven incompetence to run the key event of the year. Who is Bernadette Musundi? In the sense how mentally stable is she? The following report gives a worrisome idea. The she-goat and he's did not bother to think it is the normal duty of a selection panel, without having or not heard of chapter six ---the integrity clause, to investigate on own initiative, possible integrity compromising issues respective the candidates/applicants! A competent selections panel for such a sensitive job, if a ready-made integrity measurement packet does not exist, does itself and the nation a whale of a constitutional service to develop and institute such a template, mandate or no mandate. It would appear Bernadette does not have the kind of presence of mind which would have made her call the DCI and DPP Tobiko for any criminal Intel on the candidates; nor call any of the professional/disciplinary bodies regulating the sectors from which the contestants came from --The medical board for doctors, LSK for lawyers, and what have you. And then there are the open sources! It is so easy that when the woman Bernadette says one suspects the reason CORD and JUBILEE settled on her to chair the panel is because she is functionally illiterate. And that is a good reason to bother the good lord. To save us from the stupidity of ourselves, and the self-inflicted damages of our half-suicidal rulers. A second reason to pray is of course deliverance. The CEO of the land, HE Muigai Kenyatta, never misses an opportunity to jump a case from the frying pan into the fire. He managed to think, in this case, that a score of 77% is worse than 63%, and it had to be a Bukusu by all means necessary. That is a sh!t head CEO. Last time I remember correctly, the former Director of Intelligence Michael Gichangi was gotten a job. As the old soldier dusted his business suit, familiarised himself with the new office, pulsed some old friends to form a team, allowed his wife to organise a small private happy for a select group, there came the change of mind from the top! --Sorry, old goat, it has to be a Tipis! Or we will start hearing noises like 'Nyinyi mnasema Nairobi ina wenyewe, kwani hawa ni nani kama sio Waa-Maasai!?'' And so Gichangi swallowed his pride and limped away. He is intelligent and experienced enough to know it is not personal; it is just plain stupidity at the top, coupled with the arrogance of freshers in power. Such do not ponder situations out. But as far as futures of nations go, stupidity and delusions of righteousness at the top, elite connivance to promote mediocrity and the arrogance of corrupted power, are stuff which must worry even the most optimistic of populace. But in an election year in a polarised social framework, a major agenda to ponder thoroughly through. Yes, lets pray to make it a year! And pray tell, Lord, where did this panel from hell constitute from!? I you thought the people of God were better than the usual scum, who is your daddy now!? NB: The panel is already defunct we read!
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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 5, 2017 21:07:38 GMT 3
ALL IS NOT YET LOST! The country is instinctively alarmed. We are already on to God, beseeching Him to be on our case. Take a look www.nation.co.ke/news/Calls-for-peace-dominate-as-country-ushers-in-election-year/1056-3504150-12d915p/index.html And we have reason. But I am afraid prayers are like what they say about wishes, beggars and horses. The ruling class, signified by the notoriously inept presidency, is out to collapse the nation. They are determined to do so by getting everything wrong about the conduct of the elections in 2017. To start them off, they have decided to delegate proven incompetence to run the key event of the year. Yes, lets pray to make it a year! This question must now be ask. How best can the land prepare for the next GE scheduled this year, given the two leading contestants have the tendency to bring out the worst of what divides us? Do we allow the royal feud between the two houses from Central and the West, the dynasties which have captured the peoples imagination as The House of Potatoes against the House of Fish, to reach its logical peak and implode the land with fuzzy elections, or do we KAA-CHONJO, consult the sages and see what they can propose to prevent the doom of mismanaged elections?As things are, the aristocrats are decidedly not interested in the best and most competent persons to run a credible election, No, Magoha and Matiang'i types need not apply. The truth of this simple joke is what is terrifying the living daysh!ts out of my windy arse! I therefore couldn't fail to consult the African library, if I could, perchance, come up with a precedent. I went to my favorite theater, showing Naija movies.What happened to Abiola and Abatcha and why? Abiola died July 7 1998, Abatcha, 8th June 1998. A long long time ago before Afrika was rising, the above mentioned pair combined in accidental rivalry to thwart the forward path of the rotten republic of Naira. The sages at the top cracked their corrupt head to no avail. Their western education, Boko, was hopelessly inadequate, confronted with this age-old problem. And so, the story goes in whispers across colleges in Africa, a panel of Sangoma's and vintage Jujumen were tasked to do the Solomon part. They did, but there was a terrible part. A cat has to be belled. Belling two big cats simultaneously is no task for the feeble,a nd then murdering Abiola was murdering a man elected in a free and fair election. The last time a land did that, Congo or Chille, the fates became furious. The Sangoma's and Jujus preferred an external assassin! --so goes a version of the story. But here is a quick context The African library, I always suggest people take more than a casual look at it! The Martyr of Democracy, chief MKO And at Naija movies, I don't like missing episodes. I have asked every single Nigerian historian I have met, and many a Naira writer too: 'do you think it was an inside, patriotic job, the double murder which also created a MARTYR!?' The best answer I got: ' it was probably the best way to prevent a civil war for us at that time in Nigeria.' The best way is to have a credible election with credible results, and have the credible result hold. No Yahya Jameh Banjul stuff. But Lo! it does not currently look like credible and legitimate is what the Kenyan plan is for August. Then, as they say in Congo, what is your other plan? Good question for Kenya, seeing the chicanery at IEBC. What is your other plan?
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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 19, 2017 21:21:43 GMT 3
THE WAYS OF THE PEOPLE IN POWER--comedies which end in tragedy! People in power can be very rotten. Some dramatic versions of Richard the 3rd may bring the point home. This is the uncle who disappeared the two sons of Elizabeth Woodville, one of who was to be King. This was those sides of 1483, and the disappearance of the two crown princes is a riddle unsolved to this day, much like the JFK murder. Let us revise that to read these are solved cold cases, but solution still classified, deliberately kept from the public domain. The pages of history are of course replete with real rot and duplicity at the top, like the censored version of the Trojan war in which Agamemnon rapes Hellene first, before handing her over to her legal husband, his younger brother Menelaus. Still, one is shocked to come across mind-boggling atavism these sides of the renaissance, and all in God's chosen land, the mighty USA. Howbeit within the campaign of the supposed candidate of the progressive and enlightened wing of the ruling class, USA, do we come across the bases of instincts and the lowest of Shakespearean dramas. From the breached servers of the DNC we have a treasure trove of hot stuff. --May be thanks to the former Russian spymaster Vladimir Putin, if we go by hysterical Washingtonian voices. We glean the power minds of the likes of John Podesta. This former Bill Clinton chief of staff and advisor was the campaign manager of Hilary. Then there is the disgraced former chair of the Democratic National Committee, her name is Debbie Wassermann Schultz, the Florida Congresswoman. Between the campaign and the corrupted DNC, we are treated to their plots to hoist Hilary to the world's premier political job, POTUS. They reckoned, for instance, that Donald Trump would be the walk-over candidate in the GOP line-up, so they actively helped to give him more airlift behind the scenes. They merried fattening The Donald for a Hilarious slaughter. They reckoned Bernie Sanders was the real enemy. They moved ruthlessly to curtail this threat. They assassinated his character by blatant lies and innuendo, and Debbie was at hand to institutionally rig Bernie out. Even debate times were rigged! Smart play they called these corruptions. These are the crews which want to run a super-power, control 7000+ nuclear warheads! These are the puppet masters plotting to kill two birds with one stone, box Xi Jin Pin in and curtail China's march to stardom, while, in the same pivotal move, kicking Putin's teeth in and holding Russian ransom. That is when one shudders, because one knows if this is it, then the world gonna need a Deus es Machina to give it a happy ending. Suddenly even the political layman Donald Trump with his deal-making talks of accommodation with Putin's Russia, looks the saner bet for the d**n world! It is when a light is shone through the mindset of power in real time, how active rulers and their hirelings do really think and devise stratagems to maintain power, that one revels in the eureka moment --, Jeez, no wonder the world is such a mess! The think-tanks of power device plots no better than those of rogue prostitutes in a brothel, out to drug a regular client and pilfer his wallet clean. But this lesson from the USA was only a side issue, an abstract reflection to help me iron out the possible chicanery's behind the Chebukati confirmation as the chairman of the IEBC, to replace the chicken-curry fingered Hassan. EXIT HASSAN ENTER CHEBUKATI But what is up behind the scenes. The daily nation like the standard is speaking in tongues! In other words there is need for obfuscation. www.nation.co.ke/news/politics/Uhuru-nominates-Wafula-Chebukati-to-head-IEBC/1064-3501826-xs4a14/index.html Men in power and their plots! and then By picking Chebukati, Uhuru was indirectly firing Chiloba? That is the hilt!? Anyway ODM and Jubilee had agreed the vetting would be a hollow exercise. Uhuru's picking action is in that spirit. THE JUBILEE TEAM WAS And they talked and talke and agreed on how to share the spoils! vetting, WHAT VETTING? Jubilee and Cord have turned the IEBC into a bipartisan spoil to be shared, haggled over. They had their ready-made, pre-selected and anointed candidates to fill the slots. The churchly panellists were merely sitting allowance scammers, much like the ones of the infamous JSC under Dr. Wily Mutunga. Each party may want the IEBC to do for it what Debbie did with the DNC against Bernie. They abhor an independent IEBC. Their paranoia is also playing jokes on them. Yet the danger is real: a highly politicised and compromised IEBC will not have the CREDIBILITY to be believed at large, even if they deliver a free-and-fair result! This problem needs to be pondered. We failed to anchor integrity, the chapter 6 thing, in our operative laws. And now we need beings of integrity to hold the land together on the morning after! The fate of the country in the hands of Jubilee and CORD. One hopes for the best but prepares for the worst.
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Post by jakaswanga on Mar 10, 2018 19:35:17 GMT 3
FOOTNOTES: AS RAILA ODINGA JOINS THE UHURUTO GRAVY TRAIN Heszy wa Dandora once quipped after an extra-judicial: mali ya serikali huwezi kucheza naye. Now look at the bloody remains of your friends. You will soon join them!
Well, some guys you want to slap and say, hey, how about just a small think!? open your eyes and look around. Surprise yourself by discovering the real world of wanaocheza na mali ya serikali, mwananchi! Every department of state reports theft!
So I say Raila joined the Uhuruto gravy train. The analysts don't say Moi paid for his services by amongst other things, the reward of Kisumu Korando land where the Molasses plant stood?
Silly analysts, why always go mum on me on the most important details!?
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Post by jakaswanga on Apr 16, 2018 22:39:16 GMT 3
IN A HOLE AND ALWAYS DIGGING DEEPER! The institutional rot at electoral commissions: for how long more!? 2022 too? FAST FORWARD: Commissioners Paul Kurgat, Margaret Mwachanya and Connie Maina. They resigned from IEBC citing lack of confidence in its leadership.Wafula Chebukati at the helm of the IEBCContinued. KINISU'S DENIAL LAWYER Wafula Chebukati at the helm of the IEBC, chequered choices of the don. Two incidences will suffice to substantiate why he is a horror, even a choice to hell. We will also catch just how rotten and duplicituous CORD and Jubilee are, not to mention the zero credibility of these panels which seem to short list only the XYY-rated to be delegated to serve Wanjiku at pivotal positions, like the helms of the EACC and IEBC! But first, a considered swipe at the, seemingly, habitually imbecile son of Jomo. Surely this man's presidential mental aptitude must be nihil, lower than carpet low in the scale of things fundamental. Everytime he lets himself be played like that famous mouse in an ill-fated ritual between the paws of big cats. The president, if he is serious about the future of the nation, if he be mindful of the quality of rule, if he be thoughtful about the credibility and durability of institutions, has, however limited and constitutionally constrained his hand, powerful instruments he can deploy to the benefit of the land. But first he/she has to be minded to, has to be of a mindset and disposition to do so. He must have the mental frame, the aptitude, possess the drive ---be of an instinctive, genuince desire to transform the fortunes of the land. This dispensation will AUTOMATICALLY lead to the head of state hammering the best out of his consigliere, or chief advisors. And so the circle is rounded, the vicious cycle continues: NAIJA MOVIES, don''t miss an episode! It is your country showing. FAMOUS FOOTNOTES CONSIGLIERE SITUATIONS Technocrats technocrats everywhere But never a single act of competence! All these boko people are totally Haram!
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Post by jakaswanga on May 28, 2018 20:37:36 GMT 3
NB 1 SMOKESCREEN VEIL LIFTED A BITNB: 2: THE PROVEN AND TESTED NIGERIAN TEMPLATE OF DERAILING CONVICTIONS. If Nigeria is the Mecca of corruption in Africa, Kenya is a good clone. NB: 2 How did Ndubai pass through the vetting!? Same way as Kinisu, same way as Chebukati! President Kenyatta had his head off, forced by his handlers I suppose, or he just didn't care enough to read DGI Waweru's briefs, or whoever it was running INTELIGENCE, aka NISS. From the Anne Waiguru affidavit:ON ???TH May 2015, Adan Harakhe informed Devolution CS Anne Waiguru of the attempt to defraud 829M through his compromised IFMIS password. Waiguru advised him to report to DCI, cyber crime unit. Adan Harakhe does this on 26th may 2015. Next day on 27th May 2015, PS Peter Mangiti introduced Harakhe to Ben Gethi. Mr. Gethi subsequently tried to intimidate Harakhe into allowing the fraudulent transactions to proceed through the IFMIS system. The two parners in crime also tried to intimidate him away from involving the DCI. HERE IS A CLUE The Integrity Centre in Nairobi where the Ethics and Anti-Corruption Commission (EACC) offices are located. On February 20, 2016, the EACC Head of Corporate Affairs Mr Kairichi Marimba defended the commission from claims that it was pressured to clear Ms Waiguru and Mr Ndubai, among other people. PHOTO | SALATON NJAU You catch!? There is this man Kinyua again swearing in a rotten thing ---but did you check those degrees the rot has!? (Boko O Boko!) In another strand, we gather from an affidavit, Ben Gethi as a friend of CS Finance Rotich! And more, Gethi and DP Ruto's PA Kibet, are a rivet fit whose intimacy warrants 180 long calls a week! It is a perfect, closed cycle and system of loot. We have to narrate it as a joke, because if we do not, we will compelled to act as a nation. When nations act against those joking with future of a whole people, it isn't the prettiest sight you want to be around. The rotten thing Ndumbai is now in custody You mean in 2016 the DGI of Kenya didn't know Ndumbai was garbage, a cartel front! And the DGI is busy running around town after is it 800M or 5Bn ksh!? Oh! Mr Waweru Sir, how about the 2bn Euros Eurobond heist!? Ever heard of that one, sir!? When DGI's start running around town after small change from Kibera toilets, sniffing up Anne Waiguru's or Lilian Omollo's under garments, that is when stuff like El-Adde happen, and the army and inteligence Shoguns drink from the omerta cup! There is a dread figure out there on just how much Kenya looses to corruption: 30% state finances! --where have you bee, man!?
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Post by jakaswanga on May 30, 2018 20:52:27 GMT 3
PUBLIC PRESSURE JARS S/O JOMO AWAKE!?Once upon a time, the then president of Kenya admitted publicly his office was the epicentre of corruption. But he spoke in the lamentable way of a helpless kid, easily absolved of blame. A few years later the same, Mr. Kenyatta, still president, cried out in frustration: 'mnataka ni fanye nini!?' It was a tard theatrical, but the note of defiance was thinly veiled. It was a clear message to the cream of the corrupt, it is business as usual. -Kazi iendelee as ex Jukwaa OtishOtish used to say. In the same period, the deputy chair of the now defunct Ababu Namwamba PAC --it dissolved in a solution of corruption, a lady by the name Cicily Mbarrire, wrote a cheeky article in which she claimed the president's hands were tied behind his back, that is as far as the fight against corruption went. It sought to absolve the president of any blame. And on and on the excuses rolled, why President Kenyatta couldn't do any better than he was. Of course all it proved was the son of Jomo was a puppet, and his election, rigged or not, was the result of powerful Graft Lords who, now, were milking their project to the last drop. The catalogue of horrors as evidenced in the Auditor General's reports over the past few years tell the tale of the 'milking'.One of the most spectacular milking sessions was of course the Eurobond!Then something happened, and some things changed. --I will posit the ramshackle presidential election 2017 happened, a boycott ensued, a second president was sworn in, the question of legitimacy refused to go away, a restlessness amongst the public continued to manifest itself. Then the heavy rains came and exposed the deep rot of the country. Soon after the levels of corruption became public. Things boiled over. The public began to hiss. Even the backyards of Jubilee began to fume with outrage. Dealing with this anger became a political priority. For Kenyans were fiercely debating out of the box options. Even DP Ruto was tongue-tied in his Rift-Valley backyard, his court accused of skinning the Kalenjin maize farmers alive. To comically underline the danger, non other than the -ever exciting Lady Sabina Chege, the happily-married Murang'a women rep, yes, she of that scandal with the Tz deportee, proposed the public execution of the thieves, as in a shoot to kill like the British Police used to do with IRA suspects in Northern Island! This is of course the same lady who promised to walk naked from Murang'a to Kibera if Raila Odinga were sworn in. And further, if he were not arrested for treason, she would fly to Kisumu and put all Lakeside women to shame, displaying her raw assets in her, according to herself on her own trumpet, exceptional birthday suit! If you never heard of Sabina Cege, mate, I suggest you do! She is a barometer of certain things. Let us call them under currents! NB: Yes, there were plans on the table to arrest Raila for treason. None other than Githu Muigai himself, then AG, tabled them. And yes, up to the last moment on the day of the PEOPLES' Presidential OATH, also dubbed mock or KALONGOLONGO, there was an operating order of FIRE TO KILL TO DISPERSE the crowd.Yes, Mrs. Chege writes things on the wall. And they are far from hot air, if you pause to think. Anyway, the great news is that the son of Jomo acted, duressed by instinct. The star reports it like this. Interesting detail! Some of the culprits tried to reach the president on phone, but, like Raila at the airport on the Miguna day, the son of Jomo wasn't picking up calls! But then, a so-called sacred cow like Sicily Kariuki, wasn't among the despondents!
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Post by jakaswanga on Mar 24, 2019 11:13:44 GMT 3
WHAT IS? THE CASE OF THE EDITED TWEET AND CENSORED VIDEO
It has caused a national furore, but why!?
Aaah, the prisoner mentally tried to bolt, and was quickly beaten down again. In the narrative of state capture, the president is held hostage in his ZENDA office, controlled by the lieutenants of the Keyser Szoze Cartel. Occasionally his mind may break the stupor of a Stockholmed detainee, but the guards act quickly and his handlers punish His Excellency for his blasphemous thoughts ---of regaining his freedom and dignity, and worth, stating purpose to ERADICATE CORRUPTION.
Watch that word eradicate
The commander in chief has HIS HANDS TIED BEHIND HIS BACK! He identified corruption as a national security interest but, God Help Us, there is nothing he can do because his hands are tied behind his back. ---HAYA! Makmende to the rescue then? or is it the Handshake?
I had also opted the son of Jomo could be a master in the arts of chicanery, having been born in a court where intrigue is the daily meal, and the discourse at every conversation.
Methinks the head of the tied-up president is a pressure-cooker these days. His mind oscillates between surrender to the STATE-LOOTING cartel which brought him to power and, other extreme end, the instinctive resistance and urge to perform which comes with the oath of office of LEADER OF A PEOPLE. The latter is where the legacy obsession struggles to be heard. The former is where he instinctively cowers back from his captors, scared to death of a kick to his balls by The Hustler Singh.
But the problem stays. The plunder and theft remains a national calamity. It awaits action, a solution. And like Algeria, a none necrotic one!
The 'prisoner-resident' was immediately beaten to pulp for that indiscretion. In deed his hands are tied behind his back.
Perhaps well-wishers should change tact, rally to liberate the prisoner from his golden cage at State House. Ouru is in danger.
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