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Post by jakaswanga on Aug 18, 2017 19:54:12 GMT 3
Governor Elect ANYANG' NYONG'O: PRESIDENT OF LUOLAND, kind of Power hates a vacuum, so if he isn't somebody else will be. It is that simple! These are desperate times for us  the people of the lake. # Once again we have run into the high-velocity sledge-hammer fist of a superior, but still mirthless opponent. Determined haters kidnapped our ace ICT guru, a playboy of sorts, ripped the state house combination keys off his mind, then broke up his body a bit for fun before dumping his mutilated carcass the way poachers do a de-horned rhino. Carelessly too, but with vindictive coldbloodedness, the vifaranga algorithm chasers disposed of his plaything, Innocent Karol, a few paces away in the bush. They did this in the worst case of insensitivity to a collateral damage. In such a situation, one clutches at the straws he can find! And Anyang' Nyong'o is as good as they come, if you ask me. So I ride. If governor elect Anyang' Nyong'o fails to turn Kisumu around in 3 years, then in deed BOKO is HARAM! While senator Orengo of Siaya was still admonishing the jobless of Kibera to stay off non-existent jobs, and extolling the non-newspaper reading crowd to boycott TheNation, Nyong'o had a city to feed, rocked roads to clear, garbage piles to disappear, offices to fill and odious books to re-keep. -The outgoing duo of Jack Ranguma and Ruth Odinga ran a financial mess, and, woe be thee victims of the out of control police, Kisumu public hospitals are what they are with all that ongoing nurses strike. There have been many. This last is important because the police and GSU elements went amok in the Manyatta, Kondele and Obunga areas, injuring many who of course private hospitals wouldn't dare touch. The new governor thus had a full plate on his first day, local politics only, and this business spared him no time for the national fanfare which used to be his brief. The governor will also have to find time to --as Miguna might say--- 'milk' this unfortunate infanticide. But I will do the Baby-Killer Matiang'i elsewhere. Now, the godsend governor. Once upon a time Baba Lupita wanted to be PORK, or something like that, given his history at the social democratic party with Charity Ngilu (and the rest of the ill-fated crew). After rejoining the Raila crowd, we saw the emeritus professor of Political Science rise to man the ministry of Health. This was coincidentally the same department which his old pal, Charity Ngilu, too had headed in the Kibaki 1 I think. It would appear their acts were catalysts to the grand finale: the collapse of the Public Health System in Kenya under Jubilee, a few years later. Anyang' and Ngilu were never Thatcherite, but neither were they blessed of an opposant vision for Public Health, a vision out of which a democratic, workable and affordable national health care system could be crystallised and moulded. So here we are 2017, the collapse. It is a Thatcherite wipe-out. (this one needs a delicate equivocation) But fate has its ironic twists. Today Nyong'o is Kisumu CEO and Ngilu, Kitui. Today Health Care is devolved, and it is a total mess --the public one! (let us say it has been deliberately let collapse by Jubilee so that private insurers can feast on the insurance kitty: health for profit, greed is good, who said there is such a thing as society!?) So, you feel me!? But the political economy of public healthcare under neo-liberal triumphalist vandalism is not the point for today. As I go to post, the incoming governor does not even have a transition team in place yet! The point is, retarded Kisumu, the administratively much abused Luo capital, has the best of all worlds herewith. A political scientist of brainy repute at the helm, an experienced public administrator, a seasoned national and party political operator. And he is the top boss, neither the cabinet secretary for devolution nor the president can tell him sh!t --it is his local, say he knows it like the back of his hand, which means he can purpose best its priorities; he can out think all them pretenders and false prophets of development in a dot. And locally too he can call any shot, even on the now bulletless Raila, should he be minded to. All this makes a perfect solution template, should the governor mean business. The problems are monumental ..... (not least the growing social plague of spouses complaining the bodaboda trade has reduced their men to, how would Okonkwo senior put it, women in bed?) Unless the old professor is, mentally speaking, an arrow whose flight pattern is nearing its inglorious end, there is lift in the air, so to speak! powerless Kisumu will stir into motion (or more Congolese will just have to be imported to fill the love vacuum, or, as we say, inherit the bed widows. (chi kitanda mang'ich). Anyang' Nyong'o is now the senior most Luo in an elected position --running the Luo capital. I hope he feels the weight of history, recognises what is to be done, and does it, cancer or no cancer! NB: I have an eye on that Nigerian Old General hibernating in a London hospital on a permanent sick-leave. He is wasting his nation's time, dashing their hopes, a half corpse clinging to power and exhausting all sympathy since the situation on the ground is critical. The office of head of state is not for loafers, and sick leave is just french leave. I thus hope fate does not conspire to have Anyang' do a Buhari on us! He is now effectively the Chief Administrator of the Kavirondo republic! He can't afford to waste time being Baba Ngo Srow! www.enviu.org/2015/07/16/380/   Beware the gods smile at you with one eye, mock you with the other, the sunny heavens amusing themselves with the sad fate of mortals here on Earth, the planet noisy with daily death like the shadowy house of Hades. HYACINTH SIEKE  NB: The people of the lake do not universally share this opinion. From the turn-out figures, they rather voted with their feet for our King to elevate into Emperor! sabotage? Hmmmm, Siaya, our Mecca county, nearly voted in an indpendent as governor! rebellion in Holyland? |
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Post by jakaswanga on Aug 22, 2017 21:52:18 GMT 3
ACHTUNG!
Governor Anyang better you move fast to be the beacon of civilization in that dark cave of Luo Nyanza. Reports from Siaya and Migori indicate the retarded governors, Rasanga and Obado, have mobilised bike gangs and assorted goons to conduct a pogrom on perceived opponents within the civil service of the counties. Only loyalists and sycophants will henceforth be employed! Those who did not actively support their re-election efforts are henceforth dismissed from employment!
EI! wich diny Kaluo bende ndi!
Omera Japuonj Anyang' Nyong'o, kwa rombe owuog oa e mudho, giyud reformarsi, gidonjie kata gihumre kor Ler mar Loch Manyien mar paro, miluongo Renosons. Rasanga girigo mago rombe modhiero obwongo! (ODM chuno Joluo gi rombe, omiyo ji onindo gi kura ei udi. Ineno turn-out ma Kiambu kipimo gi ma Siaya!? Ani ok en kuo kende jayadha, gomo moro be nitie dala koni owada!)
Puonj rombe, Ngire Emerito, Gavnagoeko jowito Luo e bur ma chweya. Thoo, wich diny Kaluo be ndi!
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Post by jakaswanga on Aug 26, 2017 16:22:40 GMT 3
CAN A RADICAL FINANCIAL SURGERY BE AVOIDED IN LUO NYANZA?Anyang Nyong'o thrust unto the eye of the historical storm! 'KAVIRONDEXIT'I was minded to write about AUSTERITY. That is the gist of my radical financial surgery. As far as the current republic of Kenya is concerned, I already detailed the instructive tale of the Greek boom and bust; how, living on loans from the EU, ECB and the IMF, Greece became a big spender on waste, graduated into a serial defaulterer, ran into sovereign default, sunk into bankruptcy and abject poverty, and sold her independence to Germany for a bail-out song. An Icarus cartoon became iconic; too, the tumble into debt servitude where currently Greece writhes, a fading worm pinned by a pin to a blotter.  Now, on further inquiries I have pieced it together, that on the flag post SGR, the Chinese management will continue to employ their own ---even for the menial tasks like wiping and mopping floors, changing broken windows, repairing electrical faults, and soon, ticket dispensers. Loosening the leash on Kenyans will be a Greek trip in tragedy, algorithm models indicate. WHY? At every stage they have put Kenyans in charge, the investors have unearthed FRAUD. Fraud is a popular form of waste, a sure formula for loss, and for eventual business collapse. The operating company built the SGR on a loan; that loan has to be repaid at the specified time. And loan-givers of China do very bad things to defaulters! For instance they accuse the real big fish of FRAUD, wilful negligence and corruption (which is collusion) and, unlike Kenya, it is the graveyard for such. Even if only to function as a scapegoat, or perhaps a chilling warning against waste for others. 1. A manual inspection for control, recorded the trains ran full for several weeks. But a financial report on the same returned only HALF (or fractional) OCCUPATION rates of income. The Chinamen had figured that out in a day, they merely were taking weeks to map out the factology and catch the thieves. 2. The halls were stinking of urine and human excreta. But disinfectants and air-fresheners had been bought, so too, extra water storage. Why weren't they used? They were not used because they were not there, even as financial records indicated abundance of luxurious ones purchased. Etc etc. When you are facing a $3bn loan refund with interest in 10 years, and prison sentence or execution on default, you don't want to loose 30% of your revenue on hot air, every quarterly. That kind of stupid waste is for African managers like Kidero at Mumias, or Rotich at the Eurobonds --you know the list of the usual zeros, who can loose it all without consequence, not even a taxpayer frown! none indeed, the only consequence is more promotion, to more glory. Kidero became governor of Nairobi, Uhuruto got re-elected, so did Anne Waiguru. It does not work like that in China. The PRC is corrupt yes, greatly so, yes, but she has savage limits. Someone like Anne Waiguru would now be serving a 99 year sentence hard labour. Or she would have been executed and her liver, if healthy, sold for transplant to a rich alcoholic, or awarded to a price-winning veteran coal-miner of wasted lungs. After scouring tghrough the pathetic Kenyan treasury team then, I came to the Luo pivot. I had a hollow feeling in my belly the designated homeland would even be more pathetic! With failing heart I checked all the 5 year annual reports of the Auditor General on the Luo polities. And as I finished, my heart molten rage at so much waste, enter the notorious Dr. David Ndii --whose public calling as an intellectual is to play the Jeckyl and Hyde game with the flag of independence! During my free time I am usually a PSV manamba/driver or, in the weekends, a moonlighter as a mortuary deliveries pick-up man. (dirty hassles but all legit, and keeps the wife living like a Queen and the kids spoilt brats, without recourse to credit cards and theft like the rest of you chickenmen!) Anyway, no sooner had I arrived at the parking bay to plan the day, than I was mobbed by the riff-raff. I always argue my point hard, and occasionally I am pressed for a loud, contrarian opinion. So was this day: 'Mwalimu, donge Ndii-ni is right ndi!? Kenyagini wan koro wadar, wachak achaka marwa kendwa, gibedi to wanbe wabedi. koso!'I had been so pre-occupied working out the figures --school fees with kids going back to school the next week---- I hadn't checked my inbox nor caught up, but at the back of my mind I knew of the abusive marriage divorce tidings of yonder, and KAVIRONDEXIT option. They were asking: 'Aint Ndii very right, mwalimu, we quit the current republic of Kenya, everybody go their way, we be, they be!''Excellent Idea!'' I retorted without hesitation. 'This is an idea whose time has come, and there is no way back! But me, I will live in the other Kenya and work there as an expatriate. Because in that other Kenya I will find it easy to shut up as a foreigner, not keen on annoying his hosts with interference on domestics, but in my indigenous homeland of the Kavirondo republic I will quicker be arrested because I will agitate forcefully for ZERO TOLERANCE TO CORRUPTION. That means Raila in jail for the Mollases land scam, Kidero in jail or executed for Mumias sugar rape, Rasanga Obado Awiti and Ranguma the same see AG Ouko's reports; and, wait for it, everybody who ever worked for the Lake Basin Authority, Ahero rice scheme, or for the (Alensi) municipalities which foreran the county bureaucracies, arrested wholesale and only released from hard-labour internment after a COMPREHENSIVE AND THOROUGH FORENSIC AUDIT OF ALL THE BOOKS through 30 years, has exonerated them! ---How long do you think, before Cornel Rasanga, the Vice President of Luoland and minister of Interior and Public safety, declares me mad and confines me to a lunatic asylum!? Eeeh, omera!'A thoughtful young man said: 'Anto Ouruno adware. Ok ane ohand Kenya. Wagouru agoya dalawa! Giri giri. Wathuthgni kode kendwa!' (I want that independence. I don't see the profit of Kenya. Better our own republic for worse or for good. We give it our best shots and see!'Suddenly the supreme court case looks far, an irrelevant capital city affair, far away from the other Kenya. The tale of two republics enters a new chapter. Jubilee having the colonial control of the state and the one-party majority in parliament (courtesy of a winner takes all electoral system), will of course proceed unencumbered by NASA's or ODM boycott. That wil be another escalation in the evolution of estrangement, if not outright emotional dissolution of the union!  Pesa position: define your position relative the event. --I think I better investigate the paradigms of Luoland going Singapore achievement, and Turkana an oil paradise like Q8, Mount Kenya as Switzerland, and Rift Valley as Bavaria. We are Kenyans you know, lazy on war ---(see the way we loose no sleep over the loss of Migingo to the pirate M7), why do mentally paralysed doomthinkers insist on prophesying for us to the worst-case scenarios of Somalia, Sudan, Rwanda, Katanga, or some other such paradise of secession stupidity like the Ukraine or Bosnia? --Me, I give you Brexit, Scottish independence, Catalan independence, Basqueland independence, and the best, the velvet divorce: Techoslovakia = Tchekia + Slovakia. They were too lazy to even argue about the border! The students continued to sit the same exam for the same curriculum, find jobs wherever they were without a permit, etc etc, until the Brussels came in and said BULLSH!T people! Make up your minds, fools, we have a whole department of bureaucrats idle but with a brief to resolve the conflicts between you!~Start the conflict now! I was minded to write about austerity, and what its place need to be in the vision and practice of Anyang' Nyong'o in his role as Lord Protector of the infant Kavirondo republic. IT IS A CONTINENTAL HEADACHE, HERE IS ETHIOPIA  HERE IS KENYA  HERE IS CONGO AND NIGERIA (see separate maps). Only way out is to think: Like Africa three federal republics only. The south, the central, and the North! Angola Zambia Malawi Mozambique and lower down are South Africa. Mauritania, Azawad, Upper half of Niger and Chad, North Sudan and Egypt, upwards are North Africa. The rest Central -with monsters like Nigeria, DRC, EAC, Ethiopia, Somalia! Anyang' has his work cut out for him. Only I don't rust Clotho, Lachesis and Atropos: The Fortuna O thee Zeus, thy Moiragetes of the aegis
What holds for twisted secrets thy crooked mind
As counsels to wreak grievous woe upon mankind?continued. Relax: there is no way Kenya can be balkanised. It is an eternal covenant! signed by God!
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Post by jakaswanga on Aug 28, 2017 19:52:20 GMT 3
LETTER TO KISUMU GOVERNOR ELECT NYONG'OThe cat is out of the bag. We have to think ahead. When it is imagined, it can be done. The fates have been cheekily smart, to have us have the erudite and emeritus Anyang', a Super Ngire in political science, to be the man in the eye of the storm at this pivotal moment. As I said earlier, Peter is not just an Ivory Tower academic who, though a theoreticus magnificus, wouldn't know reality if reality were kissing or killing him softly, No way, he is a seasoned politician, party operative and experienced top public administrator –---even if his tenure at the ministry of health left more to be desired than is healthy. (But I think that was because he was into sycophancy, a situation which would diminish any human, except a natural born 'asskisser' of course. And that he aint!) No county has a better head at the helm at this time in Kenya, this time when the country is infested with the idea of devolution at its extreme form. That is self-determination or independence, but also known as secession by others. By the time you are loudly thinking of divorce, you are long divorced at bed and table! so is life! So what do I want Nyong'o to do? For one, because five years goes in a flash, I want him to leave funerals and daily populism to the deputy governor, or to some other appointed mourner in chief cum minister for fun: (such attends all local football matches and festivals apart from the national funerals!)  The governor is to think and effect, think out the logistics and economic modalities. For instance. SOLAR AND WIND POWER NYANZA 1. What wattage in toto ---Kilo or Mega--- can we harness in Kisumu county, if an energy law is passed which ensures every roofing area is covered with high-performance solar PVC's (photo-voltaic cells), and every such unit, boasting enough battery –-----solar generator or other----- storage, at full capacity?  2. WIND-POWER. What if by similar energy emergency law, we were to infest Kisumu county with windmills, the way it is infested with pikipikis and takataka? 3. Would the above (1&2) be better ways to spend county money -----SUBSIDY, investment, loans –---- than the bottomless talk of rejuvenating the sugar industry without a radical reform in the power balance between the parasitic managements and the in-peonage or serfdom cane-planters? 4. LEGALISE THAT THINGA WARNING TO ANYANG' NYONG'O: What is, with Maseno University!? Below is a hint! Did you read that!? Multi-billion dollar field, and R&D! I know what I think, professor, but what do you think!?
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Post by jakaswanga on Aug 31, 2017 19:53:36 GMT 3
WHEN THE TYRE HITS THE TARMAC, WHO WILL STAND UP TO BE COUNTED?
Anyang'. These days when there is talk of Kavirondexit, I like to be reminded of Greece in a certain detail. Given the opportunity to get out of the Eurozone, the Greek elite squirmed back in shock, and shortly afterwards, the general population too. Greece is the country of the DRACHMA, officially the oldest, longest running currency in the world. Obolos, the fare the dead must have appease the ferryman Charon on their way to the land of the Dead, far past the Island where the Dreams procreate and proliferate, was paid in Drachmas. Drachma was then the 'reserve currency of choice' for both the worlds of the Dead, the Living Dead, and the Living! --no kidding!
Greece gave it up after uncountable millennia, to use the Euro.
Greece is of course the land of everybody's ultimate legends. The indefatigable Hercules, conqueror of The Hydra; Nestor --equal to the gods in counsel); the Ithacan Ulysses who boasted more wiles than a devious goddes; and forget not the man-slaying monster, Achilles.
But those are long gone tales, long gone valour, merely the long extinguished fire whose place is now but a mound of ash. it is all a lost heritage.
Greece is a wasteland of inferiority complex.
Just the talk of a referendum alone, a referendum to exit the European Union or not, triggered the BANK-RUN of the century! Every Greek was withdrawing any amount and, prudently, rushing to deposits it in a German or Danish bank. The really MONIED Greeks, called the smart money, had by this time long migrated their cash to safer shores abroad, like Luxembourg and Switzerland. (Switzerland, the land of referenda!)
It would appear no Greek had the slightest confidence in any Greek to run the Greek economy outside the EU. When push comes to shove, they prefer to be within the EU, under the German financial boot. The cruel competence of aliens, is, apparently, preferable to the parasitic laziness and indolence of a do-nothing own kind!
It is a ruthless lesson, a ferocious lesson to be taken deeply in. I did, manifestly. Just like I did the statistic, that over 60% of Nigerians had applied for relocation abroad! The UK alone, 69 million applications! (Imagine giving up on all those oil reserves of the delta to go and clean toilets in London for a subsistence wage! It is dark, deeply dark!)
So I had to find out why the Norwegians and the Swiss think the EU is sh!tracket, while to the Greeks, all Siestazoners (Iberian peninsular people), and now the Scots, the EU is the holy and ultimate political wet dream!
I was thinking, with this talk of secession or independence, how is the smart money in the peoples republic behaving? Do the Luos have confidence in a Kavirondo run by the popular ODM party, or, like Nigerians, are 60% already applying for the Republic of Kenya passport!
Just kidding!
And more to follow!
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Post by jakaswanga on Sept 6, 2017 19:54:21 GMT 3
DIGITALISATION OF CASH-FLOW: SONKO PUNCTURES KIDERO' BUBBLE AND MORE Hey Governor Nyong'o, what do you think of the following report? And the footnote Take out the bits you think are propaganda. What is Kizumu's response to the following import. I ask this because under Jack Ranguma, those of us who compared serial numbers and genotype of receipts issued by any revenue-collecting 'askari' or clerk, figured our the racket long ago. It later became famous as RAILA OKELO DEVOLUTION WAYAKO! It was boom time for every county official, including the lower Tom Dick and Harry's (that will be Onyango, Otieno and Okello! --no  females!). These are those guys who ticket for wrong parking in town, market stall taxation, TV-in-bar licensing, PSV in-and-out of Kisumu stend, bodaboda and kiosks etc etc. But that isn't the big deal. The big deal is Nairobi was headed by a BIG LUO GUN! A blue-chip CEO material. His name, Evans Kidero. His replacement is sewer-stuff Mike. But within one week, sewer-stuff packs an administrative punch beyond the mental capabilities of our Big Luo Gun.That needs a political economic, then ideological explanation! NB: Sonko comes from the 'frontier' where entrepreneurship is tested in real time, and mentality forged jungle ruthless alert. That is the posho-front. You rip fellows off, they are coming to kill you, and, if Colombians, your whole family too. Men who have made keep pushing powder, do not have the parasitic mentality and cheap stuffy greed of lootocrat bureaucrats. Kenyan state and parastate CEO's steal other peoples wares without payback. It kills orginal initiative, sharpens only parasitic probosces. That is what degenerated Kidero: easy picks. ### That is how one explains the political science of which a sewer rat can double the incomes of city in one week, where a blue-chip fairy tale failed in 5 years. The blue-chip was earned in pure blood looting. My point today is simple: That the sewer rat was going to wipe the floor with Kidero or Peter Kenneth of whatever kleptocrat the state threw his way, was never in doubt. What I fret, is also that he is going to wipe the floor with the ace governor of Kisumu Luo capital, that Mbuvi Sonko is going to make Anyang' Nyong'o look pedestrian, or, the ancestors forbid, just another overhyped Luo piece of excreta! So, Ngire Nyong'o, you don't wanna fak with my Luo pride. Remember the Kavirondexit agenda? --Imagine Kavirondo republic cities under CEO's like Evans Kidero! Positively no doubt, after 200 years we would be like the sordid and wretched Cholera wasteland in the Caribbean known as Haiti --the first black republic! #### Easy Picks: that is also how it comes the industrialisation of Africa is beyond our state agents, and they must defer to Chinamen. Parasites can't be on their own without hosts! it is a continental phenomenon! |
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Post by jakaswanga on Sept 7, 2017 19:44:38 GMT 3
WHEN THE DOMESTICS COME CALLING  I think I sequeled the ongoing story of Greece before, that is Greece in her current, institutionalised financila blues. But that was as a warning to Kenya, the Graft republic of, and not Kavirondo, the proposed republic of the people of lake. Those horror tales were observations on the things Creditors do to debt-soaked nations; how, when these tend towards go-bust, they are wrinsed of dignity, wrung out of the last drops of self-respect, purged of the control over own destiny, leaving behind a wasteland of broken souls and an inferiority-complexed population. ---Greece (under the Troika diktat) has been a test-tube case! With utter contempt, some will recall how the German finance minister, Wolfgang Schaeuble, confronted the Greek Prime minister and his counterpart. (There were many of such ministers in succession so it doesn't matter to name names.  They were all broke and got broken by Sundiata): 'The door out is open! Man up and walk out on the Euro! But you wouldn't dare, would you!? Because your people know I am better for them than you, their politicians. Yours before me is to obey. You are under receivership, my rereceivership!' --the menace slowly drove the knife in.  That German 'total man' has no talent for gloving reality. A cripple --hence the Sundiata nickname, he loves to mentally break others with pure shots of reality. And it always works. Even his nominal boss, the iron chancellor Angela Merkel, slayer of the Great Helmet Kohl, squirms before him. Two examples will suffice. 1. Angela Merkel sucks up to Tayyip Recep Erdogan of Turkey during the refugee crisis. Schaeuble: 'the fokking Sultan Turk is a sentry who wants increased pay, bribes and tips; and he is choosing his moment. Here is how much I can afford, Angela, the rest let him do his worst!' 2. Federal Elections are coming up, but Schaeuble pointed out that whereas German politicians and governments wh-ore themselves out lobbying for the German automobile industry, the greed-retarded creeps who run the industry dare commit fraud after fraud. They should be hanged for attempting to destroy the only sales pitch Germany has: guaranteed quality of reputational products!'With that he forced Merkel to go public with itWhat is the world coming to!? now that made in Germay is no better than made in Italy!? No wonder the Chinese are grinning all the way to the top, and the car ahead is always a TOYOTA! Germany gambled away her quality guarantee reputation! thanx to the greed of her captains of industry and fetted politicians! GREECE THEN As Sundiata had calculated, the Greeks were all talk and no bite, all bluff and no back-up punch. They would grumble, but hasten to obey his orders. And so it came to pass that Greece today is ..
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... a kind of thriving soup kitchen, doing much better under German receivership than it would under Greek politicians running her a ground under the flag of independence! May be by now, if they had dared, Greece would be run by chaps who would make the primitive colonels of yoyonderlook like godsends! (A new Papadoupoulus like Al-Sisi of Egypt!) Financial illiterates.  George Papadopoulos, Stylianos Pattakos and Nikolaos Makarezos. Financial illiterates. That to me is the story of the century. The story of a people who, given the opportunity, knew and decided in their case, independence (led by financial illiterates) was a dash into a hell-hole! The charms of being a house niggah should never be underestimated. A comfort zone is a comfort zone! This means that, for Palestinians to so desperately want out of the Israeli embrace and custodianship of their futures, Israel and her politicians must be running a really sordid regime over them Arabs! Which means Hey, Bibi -owadgi Yoni, take a look at Brussels on how to run colonies! And Mordi's India too should, to solve that Kashmiri running sore, study the Eurocrats. Which brings me to KAVIRONDEXIT Is the economic shakedown, accompanied by the peperennialpolitical in-kicking of our teeth at the hands of our GEMA dodominator'sstill bearable or not!?  Is the GEMA overlordship now seconded and cemented by their Kalenjin capos, nyaparas and akidas, still a better fate (and bet), than the meltdown in gubernatorial graft and nepotistic rigging which is the ODM vision for Kavirondo, aka, in Miguna Miguna speak, the Odinga califate!? From a bigger cell to a smaller hell!?  These are tough questions. Minds of some distinction must engage them. --Which is why I call the elevation (or election) of Anyang' to the de-facto position of the Guiding Light, a godsend. He is the Governor Elect of Kisumu county which houses both Kisumu city, the Luo Kenya capital, and its formal brains, Maseno University.So whether Anyang' likes it or not, hopefully he likes it not, the fates have conspired to have him fill the vacuum in power. But that does not mean The Fates have equally conspired to make him a success! No, the goddesses are cheekier than that! If his authoritative mind balks, if his white matter bakes no bread, if his thoughts leave certain stones unturned, if his mental constitutione deteriorates and implodes like Evans Kidero in Nairobi, unable to tame sewage, collect waste, stash cash in regular accounts, institute electronic trails of transactions, disengage from racketeer lawyers, fall in love with backwardness and obsess with ancien regime practices, then the first agenda for the secessionists is to man up, or woman up to eradicate the popular party, ODM. To liquidate ODM's ideological content which is very KANU republic of Kenya, and not KPU! Omera, iwinjo ngero!? No easy walk to freedom they say. We can't go Greek. No! We have not yet been mentally whipped to resignation, battered unto submission, such that, like Kunta Kinte broken by the bone-ripping whip, we wish to surrender and declare the name is Tobby, Tobby, signaturing we became forever captive to Stockholm Sydrome, eternal covenant Kenya everlast!  Well, aint we well-matched with Nyong'o to ponder these issues of renaissance?  He has to nurture the idea of a Kavirondo republic. Killing it is out of question though he is free to try (like the Americans moving into Vietnam to reverse the defeat of French colonialism! and now, recidivists they be, pivoting unto Asia chiefly to stall the rise of China into global dominance!). The Luo republic (as opposed to the Kavirondo republic) is something else of course. That one ranges from Sudan in the North, a bit of Ethiopia, Congo and CAR, then hives territories all the way to Tanzania in the South! Not yet that one though! --We have a domestic in the Sudans. Domestic issues! you know how asinine, intractable and brutally drawn-out domestics can be, say, if you remember, like from Eritrean Liberation Front (ELF) to Eritrean Peoples Liberation Front (EPLF)! One sorts out the sh!t at home first! Koso, Nyong'o!? But fact is, Kenya is currently our Sh!tty home, so it is the sh!t we sort out first! And what a swamp of sh!t it is to swim! --You hold elections, and then without even a post-moterm of what went wrong, again you are to hold elections, under the same team under the same circumstances! Even for fools, it is still too foolish! --how do you tell children in class they should listen to adults, if these are the things adults do?  NUSU MKATE, eating sh!t.  NB: TO JOIN THE EURO, Greece engaged in a massive fala-fafalsification of statistics  What did Uhuru engage in to win the now nullified election!?
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Post by jakaswanga on Nov 15, 2017 23:55:28 GMT 3
KITENDAWILI: ZIMBABWE'S CONFLICTED COUP!
This event dare not speak its name. Its name is coup de tat, but like the reports of the Auditor General of Kenya, which detail the wholesale loot and grand theft of public resources, but wont call a spade a spade, the top military men of Zimbabwe are speaking in tongues.
But praise the lord, these are tongues which are very easy to decode! In the era of fake news, real coups must really make the mileage to pass for fake!
So is the army, or the top echelons of it, so indecisive?
Political economy is a good place to begin in the search for good answers. The Zimarmy is a business empire, a conglomerate, and a dirty one at that. The apex from where these Generals hang out, are the proverbial elite, 99 percetres. They have made it good. The rank and file and the foot soldiers are a different case. But the top got all the freedom from Mugabe in exchange for their unconditional support. They became a ranked corrupt institute which even Zimbabweans themselves have amptly documented. The star-studded General fronting the coup is therefore the compromised CEO of a vast network of uniformed corruption. The joint chiefs of staff in session, is actually a gathering of the Mafioso. Yeah, tropical state gangsters. They don't push drugs, they push diamonds, for starters.
These men, watching the upstart cu-nt of a Caligula like Grace capture the now much feebled, former fiery emperor and lord protector, must act to save their skin. The General has to kill the King, but do it with honour, he has to dispose of him with love, and due respect, lest the backlash and forces released by the act sweep the general too, away with his traitors. That oratorical flair of Marcus Antony pointing at Brutus!
Getting rid of a deep-rooted emperor is tricky, and more so for those who have led a life beholden to him. In Kenya we remember the NARK pretenders of yonder, Raila and Kibaki and popular front, when they replaced the rotten Moi and tweeted they would uproot corruption, slay the dragon of malfeasance with state funds. But in the event, it lasted no longer than the twtwinklef an eye before two young Turks of the reform movement, Kiraitu Murungi and Chris Murungaru, blossomed into some of the most gluttonous creeps to ever have controlled presidential access. Moi was back, and not just the system, Mwai Kibaki and Raila ran to him for political blessings. Ya, in Kenya we are wiser, even if not sadder!
Now, of course that Zimbabuean coup-maker is no Thomas Sankara, is he? Young Tom Sankara was honest, idealistic, and genuine. A personification of integrity. -Imagine such people really exist and have existed in Africa!
They do not do coups and deny the facts. --No, not like General Al-Sisi of Egypts who jailed the legitimate president, Mohammed Morsi, and can't take the joke Egypt has two presidents, and wont say how he himself first became President! And then there are all these rigged elections in Africa which, like the Berni Sanders versus Hilary Clinton before Trump ran away with it, becry their tigritude. Free and fair! Free and fair! Mirror mirror on the wall! Aint we all fair!
Aaah, how to get rid of a King with his head elsewhere without antagonising the bedrock!?
What am I thinking about?
May be Anyang' Nyong'o between a rock and a hard place; between Sankara's drive for reform and the dilemma of the Zimbabuean General, nervous with the half corpse of Mugabe in his hands. What is Nyong'o's true take on his dominator, Tinga?
Thoughts which dare not become sound!?
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Post by jakaswanga on Nov 16, 2017 20:59:34 GMT 3
CALL MY BLUFF!www.the-star.co.ke/news/2017/11/14/jubilee-strategist-drafts-bill-to-exclude-nyanza-counties-from-kenya_c1669752Jubilee currently has a majority in both houses! But that is neither here nor there, is it!? Siaya Kisumu Homa Bay and Migori! –-The Luo Heartlands I would say! I am reading the LATEST Auditor General's reports on the Luo Heartland counties! They are banana to the core, which is worse than being fishy! But Kenya wouldn't dare say good riddance, would she!? She is content to continued discriminating them I bet, and the populations of those victimised counties are, suicidally minded, content to continue electing those things Ouko's report dare not mention their real occupation! And then methinks few Luos are stupid enough to think life under President Awiti Rasanga in the watery Kavirondo republic would be better than under Uhuruto in a sunken Kenya! But it is a nice choice, between the devil and deep sea as only life brings them forth! --And then one feels lucky to have Emeritus Nyong'o watching out for their backs! Is the cure secession, or is it revolution!? --you know who to ask! (what happens if you secede but the infrastructure of economic expropriation remains intact? a not yet Uhuru but neo-colonialism!)What was a Bantustan? for those who remember the apartheid days of South Africa? Nilotistan?How did Mandela's ANC manage to hold it together!? (A NEW DEAL?) and a therapeutical truth and reconcilliation process, under their Bishop Korir!?
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Post by jakaswanga on Nov 16, 2017 21:19:51 GMT 3
OF FOOTNOTES
May be ex ODM General Ababu finally found his calling!
1. That was the day Miguna Miguna praised him for abandoning Raila. 2. This is the day Miguna and Ababu have exchanged sides.
Young Turks! you feel like handling them like Koinange street pick-ups! and then you remember all human beings must be handled with dignity, even if to put up appearances!
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Post by jakaswanga on Nov 25, 2017 0:42:50 GMT 3
ANYANG' NYONG'O AND THE ODM MONOPOLY OF THOUGHT AND ACTIONGoons! I see goons everywhere!  The Mini-Tyrant ProfessorIts a wonderful statement from the depths of delusion, and then total immersion in sycophancy. Demonstrations in the capital of the caliphate, Raqqa, are not a democratic right won after the long darkness of Moi-KANU rule; no, they are not constitutionally guaranteed as they are elsewhere in the failed (and ill-fated) republic of Kenya; Oh No! In Kisumu they shall forthwith only be at the leisure and discretion of the county, under sanction of the party, under the watchful eye of The Holy leader of course. That is the one of the most distinguished political science minds in the Kavirondo caliphate talking! Trash, professor Trash! --My Godsend of an Emeritus pretender, my would-be Solomon, implodes faster than his probability numbers on the book makers (NB: To make sure we don't make wild allegations during our debates, my club forces members to put their money where their mouthful of words are. So I had said on his election: This is the guy who, when he was where Cleopa Mailly is today, threatened to sack all striking doctors. A politically bankrupt move. How long will he take before this bankrupt authoritarian instinct emerges, faced with a crisis!? I had bet $100 on at least 12 months. Bullsh!t! Dr. Janabi dismissed. Give the baga one month, I put $500 on it! And so it came to pass there was a huge bodaboda demonstration in Kisumu after the new county officials increased the daily charge unilaterally to I don't know ksh.500/m, plus an additional ksh.20/day! It was a fearsome day in Kisumu as bikers took charge of the streets, and the imperial professor was forced to climb down to humble pie. Dr. Janabi gave us a discount as we looked for reasons to refuse to pay the bet we had lost in a deluded optimism fired by 'academic class superstition' as he termed it. My qualification that Nyon'go was an ILLUMINANTI, a leading light of the Kavirondo renaissance, he termed 'academic superstition'! The group asked if I was the guy who had aired on Jukwaa, Red alliance Okoth Osewe's denunciation of Nyong'o's sacking of doctors? I said I couldn't remember, but I would check. Then they asked if I suspected Nyong'o had any inkling of the government plan to trick the doctors into signing a fake CBA, which the Hellene Wasilwa courts could later deny and use to send the KPMD-Union leaders like Ouma Oluga to jail!? Again I said I couldn't remember whether Nyong'o was the presiding minister at the time of the notorious and fake medical sector CBA, nor if the genial had left the evil gimmick hatching at the office after his criminal tenure melted! Symptomatically speaking, how should we interpret this mental state of the famous political scientist and now ODM bureaucrat, county executive? Is it ideological senility? Is it a recidivistic lurch? Is it a 'slip of the old head', (where an unwarranted thought escapes the barrier or his dental array?) Or, like our chairman insists, he just being himself: a conservative bureaucrat nervous of his legitimacy, occupying the heights of a predatory feudo-capitalist administration, more by virtue of the kickback network of the clientele cartel (in service of the court), than progressive inclination as party myth may have it. NB: If demos are banned in Kisumu goons hijack the demos to loot and hold business hostage, why would Sonko or any other Their 'Goonish' Excellency's who call themselves governor of any Zamunda polity, tolerate demos in his hood!? NASA resist or non-NASA resist. UNDER THE PROFESSORReduced to sheep they will bleat
Only when the ODM says so!
Well-programmed like recorded tapes
They will shout Ouru must go
When the party switches them on.
They have lost their autonomy of thought
Become members of the cast in a party production
We will take the professor to school
teach him the sibgs if liberation!
We will take the party to the cleaners
Singing the songs of freedom
We will repeat the lessons
Loud and clear forever
All anti-freedom people must go!------------------- ANYIKA DIVINES THE PROBLEM WITH IHUOMAI see goons, goons everywhere! I see goons burning schools calling themselves students!
I see goons throwing stones calling themselves the police!
I see goons ruining counties calling themselves governors!
I see goons looting the loanees calling themselves bankers!
I see goons trading charcoal abroad calling themselves defence!
I see goons burning down the treasury calling themselves managers!
I see goons occupying the LEGICO calling themselves Malegislators
I see goons marauding around calling themselves honourable membersGoons! I see goons everywhere! Free the lepers from those colonies, herd the goons there and keep the keys! (parody: Anyika and Agwoturumbe frantically fight to save Ekwueme's life: I see spirits, strong seas spirits everywhere!)
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the people of the lake. # Once again we have run into the high-velocity sledge-hammer fist of a superior, but still mirthless opponent. Determined haters kidnapped our ace ICT guru, a playboy of sorts, ripped the state house combination keys off his mind, then broke up his body a bit for fun before dumping his mutilated carcass the way poachers do a de-horned rhino. Carelessly too, but with vindictive coldbloodedness, the vifaranga algorithm chasers disposed of his plaything, Innocent Karol, a few paces away in the bush. They did this in the worst case of insensitivity to a collateral damage.
females!). These are those guys who ticket for wrong parking in town, market stall taxation, TV-in-bar licensing, PSV in-and-out of Kisumu stend, bodaboda and kiosks etc etc.
move, the chancellor publicly riticised Germ=many's carmaking industry for manipulating CO2 levels to make their cars appear more eco-friendly.
