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Post by jakaswanga on Dec 26, 2018 17:10:11 GMT 3
FOLLOW THE MONEY MONEY MONEy MONEY!
It always good to. On behalf of the people.
In January 2 2016 I wrote the underscored disclaimer. We were looking at the official trail blazed by the +Ksh. 800 Million stolen from the NYS under the Graft Queen, Anne Waiguru. She was then the --Matiang'i-- first among equals in Cabinet (as Devolution Cabinet Secretary). It wasn't that complicated to wander the laundry stations around town. To unlock the paths, I keyed on Ogolla&Mujeera, a high-flier legal firm around town.
If all roads lead to Rome, if you follow the money any which way, you head straight to the core of graft.
Remember Josephine Kabura in the same case? Or was it Anne Ngerita? She just withdrew several hundred millions cash from ..... was it the Central Bank of Kenya? where, they say, at the parking bay, the hot loot was loaded unto several canters and pick-ups. Thereafter were they driven to several branches of other banks outside and within Nairobi county. The men from the office of the former DCI did the Escort, they say. Yes, no secrets in Kenya. Not when it comes to money. Because money is the one thing every single of us Kenyans, born or unborn, is running after. How can we fail to know where it is going, gone or hiding?
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As DP Ruto's 50/50 pact of greed with Uhuru Kenyatta unravels in the heat of a grassroot rage at graft, the dailies are a field day rife with the follies of his allies. These DP Ruto cogs and feeding assistants were posted at strategic looting stations. Their's was to help amass a war-chest for the Singh's presidential run. This was correctly predicted would be a feat in massive bribery.
There is an actual figure posted out there by econometrists. That is how much the next winning candidate will have to spend, at least, given the costs of the last winning presidential count in 2017.
Anyway, the bandit captains or CEO's hoisted by Ruto to the key money dockets, couldn't be expected to miss the golden opportunities to engorge themselves too. No parastatal CEO is known to have been even a tenth the man Michael Joseph was at Safaricom. That is just the nature of ticks. Engorge and drop dead. The absurdities, downright stupidities, to which this feeding frenzy has led, can be admired in the following particular case. --MD Joe Sang and former MD Charles Tanui of the KPC. Kenya pipeline company.
DISCLAIMER: I only use this case the way I used Ogolla$$$Mujeera. Classroom artefacts.
The now disgraced dog Joe Sang told the world that, over a pair of years, 12 million liters of oil were lost to spillage and pillage. The costs, slightly over ksh. 1 billion.
He passed the bill over to Insurers and Oil companies which, ultimately, were to pass it over to consumers.
That is okay. Shit can happen. Pipes burst, tanks leak.
But the other shit which happened was the Oil Companies and Insurers demanded an independent audit, and forensic! God knows what turned them into such rabid doubting Thomases', confronted with Sang's KPC official figures!
Eight million litres of oil spilt in two years will leave, lets say, a Niger Delta Shell trail. Or may be not. But there could be no harm in finding out the truth. With the claims and counter claims, may be the truth is still out there, an unravished virgin.
But this is when the typology INFANTILE for our blue-chip Cartelist CEO's comes into play.
First, an upgrade.
The figures I gave you above were from August when MD Joe Sang was still unresigned. Thereafter this, lets call it REBASE!
Now, if the laundering of the ksh. 1.3 bn of the NYS 1 heist needed the kind of comical chicanery we saw around town
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. all the way to the FARCICAL KSH. 27M wired to HongKong to buy Christmas clothes, the Ksh. 2.3 billion siphoned off the KPC cash depots, would treat us to even more comical and farcical 'these's or treatise.
You know lying with mathematical figures and processes which must conform to BASIC RULES OF LOGIC, quickly invites absurdity, comedy and farce. But if one insists, through the teeth, keeps a plain face devoid of the head-is-willing-the-flesh-is-weak grin, then their mental age obviously depreciates to childishness -INFANTILE; or madness, the other absurd denial of reality.
So I visited an oil engineer and an accountant to get the mental measure of just what mental age the KPC elite are at.
Still, we all know the laundering of these amounts of money ripped daily from Wanjiku by these bandits, is a racket which needs an elaborate infrastructure. It ought to be a network of expertise and power, but from the reports of the details of the thefts, corruption corrupts even the corrupted. They just mentally degenerate. To such an extent where, OKAY, spills happen, but what did a physical inspection to ascertain the VOLUMES, EXTENTS AND INTENSITY, reveal? Some people did bother to get to the bottom of it. So at one place But wait until you read the full DN expose of this story, and about even othe alleged bigger spills at other places! Nearly said follow the drops of oil too!
Now, if Kinoti does not rush and make mistakes like the amateurish one he did with investigator Ndegwa which hit the headlines, he can follow every single cent and nail every madhafaka in the conspiracy.
But you know how life is. It is not like in the movies where the good guys always win. Ruto is a recent bandit. Why should the fresh bandit be the one to take the fall on behalf of the whole lot of all bandits, expecially when the Aristocratic Bandits and their inheritor kids remain untouchable!? ---whose justice, Haji!?
Kwendeni huko, msicheze na Ruto! Either you go fair and square on all, or you coil your tail at the Singh's door!
Already Kinoti and Haji look like distant cousins of Njee Muturi when he was solicitor General and promised Boss Ouru to nail them all. Then he did a bureaucratic dance which nullified the legal and constitutional credibility of the EACC.
All cases investigated when the EACC board was not fully constituted weere dismissed on that technicality.
Smart or all very infantile?
Smart, because the thieves got away with the loot. Infantile because the situation beggars an adult.
Adults will not always have the time to play childish games.
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Post by jakaswanga on Dec 30, 2018 12:36:36 GMT 3
What is wrong with people like Noordin Haji!? When John Githong'o came with a proof copy of the Kroll report, FORENSIC ACCOUNTING, everybody realised even the most corrupt high court judge wouldn't twist it in whatever ruling. it is called FACTOLOGY! (and the KPMG Mumias report doesn't seem to be anything but Kenyan shoddy, otherwise that High Court Judge wouldn't dare do that ruling above!)These investigations which end up being a matter of different opinions interpreted adlib in court which Haji and Kinoti are peddling around town as fights against corruption are just infatile jokes. She said He said we call them. Get a cut-throat accounting firm, Haji, present forensic factology. And watch which scumbag Judge opens his mouth to annull. NB: For the Kroll report we know what happened. It proved too much even for the Othaya Econs genius Mwai Kibaki. He suffered illiteracy or feigned it. He couldn't read it, and the bits he read, he couldn't comprehend. So it was left to Goebbels Alfred Dr. Mutua, current Machakos governor, to trash the report. Haji! you a Githong'o precedent. And you are beating about the bush sir! I gotta tap my nose! It is not difficult to see why! I confess!
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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 1, 2019 18:36:37 GMT 3
HAJI BOGGED DOWN
My hunch is Noordin Haji didn't take his job seriously. If he did, his instincts if not intellect would have warned the greatest danger he faced, would be if he allowed his office to be parochial.
Parochial means a pawn in the Nairobi power struggle which, inevitably, would pit one faction of the elite against another as they went all out to control the presidency.
Already a bomb had already been planted under his DPP seat. The prime movers of the anti-corruption crusade, under the umbrella of the handshake, had exempted the families of Moi and Kibaki. It meant there were holy cows in the crusade. You can't touch that, Haji.
It didn't take long before the handshake morphed into a project to kill off DP William Ruto's political career. DPP Haji behaved like he was blind though. The financial scams infesting the nation have not excluded the department of defence, but the DoD too would appear to suffer immunity, total immunity. No, Haji, you can't touch DoD scandals.
Who then remains for Haji's bent sword to prod through!?
Once it is ascertained Haji is neither fair nor impartial in his crusade, but a mercenary, he can be checked by the intended victims. He can be counter attacked, and dared to a strip. While the DPP has glaringly spared the aristocratic nobility, and the new nobility allied to Uhuru like Sicily Kariuki and Joseph Muraguri of the Mafya House, he has ---lets forget DP Ruto's super dirty men for the moment--- targeted select members of the Judiciary. This latter move played into the narrative of weak spots in the JSC which could be conquered by a certain faction if their occupants were somehow removed. We are talking DCJ Mwilu and Tom Ojienda.
In the Mwilu case, it was already obvious the legal fraternity were, forewarned, mobilised to the clear and present danger of the pawn Haji. He was moving fleet foot to wreak havoc within their lofty citadel by all means. The learned friends marshalled full calibre to defennd fort. And so now, wide wars considered, the move on the corrupt professor has morphed the scumbag into a symbol of state bullying. The LSK, which barely a month ago effectively barred Ojienda from contesting for re-election to the JSC on account of his tax disrepute, rallied to his call. Chair Allen Gichuhi and his band camped outside Muthaiga police station as if the injustice done Miguna Miguna were nothing, and what Kidero-consigliere Ojienda stands for is incorruptible principle! PRESTIGE
Now the lawyers of Kenya are daring Haji. Why pick on ksh. 89 Million lost whilst, consider Arap Moi and Mwai Kibaki, you could recover $3 billion!?
nb: lIKE Mwai Kibaki at the crucial moment, Haji has gone illiterate and tone deaf on the Kroll report!
His bluff can be called with ease.
Why pick on Mwilu for tax stamps worth a few coins, even hire a QC for it, if, take your pick from a ministry of defence scam, you can rake back tens of billions for Wanjiku from the -current and past--- top brass of the brass core?
AAh!?
This is always the problem of all warriors gunning for justice but who let themselves be compromised upfront. They get bogged down in the tedium of inertia, having alienated all possible allies by a reputation for bendability, disingenuousness and possibly duplicity.
That is where Haji is now. The rotten Judiciary is calling his rotten bluff. Because they believe he is serving rot.
Here are some pretty weird stuff From the president is above the law in the first republic, to this in the 2nd! The other day it was governors gunning for exemption from both arrest and prosecution during their incumbency --the auditor General's report is quite an indictment as to motivate such a wish! Thereto we also saw the Mpigs suffer similar wishes.
These Kenyan laws and courts where OBVIOUS criminals worth execution for economic crimes are the ones who (1) choose when they are to be arrested, (2) choose in which manner they are to prosecuted, (2b) dates to appear in court, given bail and, ultimately, (2c) what sentence they are to serve if any
what are they really worth if not the ash heap of history?
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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 1, 2019 18:55:46 GMT 3
FOOTNOTE THE WHEELS OF JUSTICE AND THE WAY THEY MAY NOT TURN! EH! children of a lessEr god, them that falleth foul of the temper of the Kayole and Dandora Heszy's! who will camp outside the morgue for you!? With a dry eye and cold heart, I step over your body, thy untermensch.
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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 8, 2019 22:23:37 GMT 3
WHEN HAJI SAW NO EVIL
Like that dog which didn't bark in a famous Sherlock Holmes riddle! Earlier on
That was the war on corruption! (How much money in total did the NYS loose in the two heists!?
CLUE
But Haji says senior accountants and the chief procurement officer have no case to answer!
Haji and co never heard of this strange thing called WORK! ARBEIT!
Shoddy work can never hide itself!
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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 10, 2019 20:48:10 GMT 3
HAJI, THE OBITUARIES BEGIN Sad, as they say.
1. The Kenyan taxpayer is defrauded massively, eg NYS. 2. The mandated authorities on behalf of the Kenyan taxpayer hire a much hyped crime-buster to catch, shakedown and jail some second tier thieves. Ex President Moi and co get a clean bill of health in the deal. 3. The crime-busters make a lot of fuss but when push comes to shove, they fold. Also, they never heard of the Kroll report. 4. The Kenyan taxpayer --one can only shudder according to TheStandard--- will foot up the bill to clear the names of the accused thieves! This is the price of a PR-driven Kamata Kamata antics.
5. Back to square one. Uhuru's war on corruption has all but been overtaken by events. The battle between the forces arraigned behind Ruto's succession game and those to thwart this ambition, have become the consuming passion of the ruling elite. Tempers are like lost. This confrontation creates a bureaucratic inertia or neutrality as top bureaucrats play it safe, just in case they back the wrong horse. All this lameducks the president's initiatives.
6. As a president, Kenyatta is yesterday's man. Unless come 2022, he will be vying for another top electoral office, in which case he is not retiring from active politics.
6B: Even if the talk of impeachment is fantasy, such talk is enough distraction to erode the thrust of presidential authority within the state. As above, ''You never know, H.E could be gone tomorrow,'' prudent bureaucrats will reason, and consequentially start going very slow on everything, especially corruption files!
As for Haji, Ach, he joins a long list of pretenders who occupied the office before him. There is no rumour Haji ever called John Githong'o, the only man to have weaponised the office with work done. When new soldiers adorn battle dress and bellow hot charge, yet have no time to salute the greatest Generals of the gone era, I tend to think they are just colourful parade boys. Ceremonials in a make-believe combat ritual!
And that Standard editorial above, is practically the obituary of another ceremonial gone south!
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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 13, 2019 11:20:03 GMT 3
KABOGO TOYS WITH HAJI, TELLS OURU TO KICK A-SSI heard heard tell JKL was going to host William Kabogo Gitau. So I made time. Kabogo is the former Kiambu Governor, having served one historical term as the first governor ever of the county before loosing his re-election bid to the relocated, city refugee Ferdinand Waititu.The political machinations which led to the banishment of THEIR FATHER from Nairobi are best discussed elsewhere, but they will give indications of the kind of power blocks Mbuvi Sonko has faced and will continue to face. (And I dont mean the kind of juicy if b!tchy exchanges which have pitted the governor and his former, estranged edcational secretary, a Janet Ouko!) Now there is something about William Kabogo I like. He belongs to a fragment of native, monied Kenyans whose billions are not OBVIOUSLY the proceeds of state pillage. There were consistent rumours he is a poshoman, and he didn't shy away from the subject I would rather a man made his keep trading drugs than abusing state power, reneging on his oath of fiduciary fidelity, thieving from Wanjiku and showing it off with impunity. Think of men like Michael Maina of the Marble Arch Hotel whose evictions, by demolitions, of the Nyamachoma residentials, has revealed to us just how rotten the land's office is, how collaborative to social injustice some of the Judges have been, and how rotten the Nairobi city essentially council was. I would rather a powder-man like Harrison Mwau or the Akasha's, than a parasitic jugular tick like Marble Arch Maina. Thieves rank very low in my universe. I do not consider such parasites to have the evolutionary resilience to take neither Kenya, nor Africa, nor our Kavirondo repubic, anywhere on the competitive global stage. And by thunder, aint it a cut-throat race out there! (I saw a Korean technological university specialising in AI whose R&D kitty is bigger than Nigeria's GDP! Now That is determination. Not that our KONZA sh!t!) ---But that is another story, for the LUo PiVot may be! Anyway in so far as I am Kenyan ... I make time to listen attentively to what own-men like the self-accounting William Kabogo have to say about our unloved republic. Self-made men rarely have to fork their tongues. The clarity of their minds usually overrides the duplicity of their hearts. You know there is a type of co-ordination between heart and mind which sycophancy requires which, if you are not a natural b!itch, nor a natural unscrupulous, will fail you in public. Not only will your body language ----at war with your tongue---- mock you into an unconvincing comedian satirising the self, but your mind will jam like that of the accidental hero who, consciental pricks, finds himself tongue-tied (if not ever making Freudian slips) in his acceptance speech. Among some of Kenya's most natural b!tches or born-sycophants are those who peaked under Moi's KANU totalitarianism. First among the cream was of course Nakuru Kariuki Chotara. There was Sharrif Nassir from Mombasa, Joseph Kamotho from wherever, Mulu Mutisya from Ukambani, Okiki Amayo from Nyanza. The episode is worth a doctoral thesis. Here is a historical review to start us off Sycophancy is a talent, I tell ya! Every generation does have them and will continue to have them, private retards flying high in public, making fat careers as sycophants. Every horse must have its whisperer, every hoo, her patron. I have never counted William Kabogo among them easy riders. And when it comes to drugs, I am all for legalisation of that thing, CANNABIS plantations, as an alternative cash crop to Sugarcane in nearby Migori county. Many countries can now, without subsidy, having gone high-tech efficient, produce a Kilo of sugar at ksh. 40 at the world market. No amount of Jubilee government subsidy can manufacture a future for the sugar industry in Nyanza, nor anywhere else in Kenya for that matter. We need alternatives, home-grown alternatives. On 9th January JFK hosted William Kabogo. Host Jeff Koinange was his usual flattering, comedy-oozing and loud-self-surprising self. Man Kabogo was relaxed and jovial; however, there was this latent intensity which he could not always camouflage. In my opinion this trait was informed by a late realisation of just how transient power can be. Kabogo served ONLY one term; he must now regrettably realise he should have moved faster, built a legacy of competence, achieved more for Kiambu. He should have imposed himself more in Kiambu voter consciousness and foolproofed himself against the chance they would elope with a charlatan from neighbouring Nairobi, his nemesis Baba Yao.Sometimes it requires a heavy defeat by an assumed lowling before a noble wakes up, too late in his ivory tower of delusion. KABOGO SEETHES AT CORRUPTION, WAH!?I always want to make double sure I am not being taken for a ride by a would-be politician. In real life though, pray tell, only women have the liberty to take me for a ride without me bothering in the least whether I am the meal at the end of the game. For men, caught red handed forking tongue with duplicituous head, my mind does now mind going cold, bloody and even positively merciless. So I sized Kabogo up when I caught his utter frustration at corruption, the fight against it and the obvious contempt at DPP Haji. By thunder, it hit genuine! --- 'Ati hakuna evidence!? Yet money left this account and entered this account from that account. Of course if you do not take the documents of the transaction to court, there is no evidence!'
KABOGO: Make me the anti-corruption Czar, one week Kamiti is full and no releases. One can't wipe out corruption completely, but a serious one can reduce it to a MINIMUM. Far far below what we have in Kenya!? Omera! When even the billionaires who made keep in that corrupt environment are that fed up, who needs any louder gongs of the death-knell of an order!? ANOTHER NAIL ON HAJI'S COFFINO Haji! What is it intelligent people are suppose to make of you!? Recently a man resigned with, a by Kenyan standards, an intelligible rationalisation: position untenable, David Murathe grinned! That is such a high rationale it is culturally shocking under the circumstances. (Circumstances which sustains Professor Mohammed Mwazuri's utterance: resign? Only cowards resign! ----Swazuri is the compromised NLC boss who, to date, doesn't know whether the downed TAJMALL was built on a road reserve or not; nor whether the magnificent WESTON HOTEL illegally sits on looted public school land!) Well, in these changing circumstances, it really isn't Moses Kuria whose resignation ..... or not .... should have been causing laughter around town, it should be thee, the DPP's! It is a thought, hearing the likes of Kabogo talk, that the DPP is the guy who really has lost Uhuru's war on corruption. CJ David Maraga too said so: if you do not table the evidence in court, what do you expect!?NB: What a mild, kind heart, this Kabogo. I no longer meet much people talking about jailing state looters at my regular matatu stages nor salaried work places. I only meet the hang them until dead, or burn them alive Kenyans! --How about a referendum to decide that! President's office: water costs ksh.500 per small bottle! Jameni! Even billionaire Kabogo is stunned to theatrics! Uhuru Kenyatta should kick arse, or retire home. That impeachment talk is not a bad idea. Son of Jomo is a waste of time. Not that he would know it though!
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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 13, 2019 12:00:10 GMT 3
KABOGO TOYS WITH HAJI, TELLS OURU TO KICK A-SSI would rather a man made his keep trading drugs than abusing state power, reneging on his oath of fiduciary fidelity, thieving from Wanjiku and showing it off with impunity. Think of men like Michael Maina of the Marble Arch Hotel whose evictions, by demolitions, of the Nyamachoma vILLA residentials, has revealed to us just how rotten the land's office is, how collaborative to social injustice some of the Judges have been, and how rotten the Nairobi city essentially council was. I would rather a powder-man like Harrison Mwau or the Akasha's, than a parasitic jugular tick like Marble Arch Maina.
Thieves rank very low in my universe. I do not consider such parasites to have the evolutionary resilience to take neither Kenya, nor Africa, nor our Kavirondo repubic, anywhere on the competitive global stage. And by thunder, aint it a cut-throat race out there! (I saw a Korean technological university specialising in AI whose R&D kitty is bigger than Nigeria's GDP! Now That is determination. Not that our KONZA sh!t!) ---But that is another story, for the LUo PiVot may be!
Anyway in so far as I am Kenyan ... FOOTNOTES: THE MAKING OF A PARASITE How can we swim with the sharks out there in the big deep competitive world market if our rich made it so easily up? With this kind of scum as the most powerful and influential decision makers of the land, we are a sitting duck, a dodo that never developed the cut-throat skills to ward off mean pirates marauding from afar! aka top predators! Here you understand why the Chinese business class moves through Africa like hot knife through butter. Only parasites and appetising dodos like Mike Maina are in their path. Cheap meals at that. That is the tragedy of the rising Africa.
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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 26, 2019 10:42:43 GMT 3
THE GRAFT WAR AS A COMEDY IN EPISODES
National Anti-Corruption Conference at Bomas of Kenya as a PANTOMIME.
The two-day conference at Bomas of Kenya that ended Friday, 25 January 2019.
There is an old British joke about problems in government. If you can't solve it, do a conference about it, and leave it to a commission.
You would be surprised how many of such commissions, inquiries and the rest of such things which retired Lords chair, have been called into life by the British establishment to deal with the Iraqi war. It was fought on a false premise of WMD. The stated purpose of the meanderings, the restricted mandate of the successive inquiries, commissions and the rest of such things as retired lords chair, is to extend time until the key actors in the national deception are dead or too senile to be criminally held culpable.
And there is another British joke too, about intractable problems in government. Always blame it on somebody else, even if it is the stench of your own fart in the room!
Man, I have been attentively listening to the going ones at the mentioned National Anti-Corruption Conference at the Bomas of Kenya, and aint I gone all British retro!
Everybody else blamed everybody else.
No rat could be found to bell the cat. No clear mind could be found to call a spade a spade. No warrior could emerge to call the bluff of the Corruption Cartel holding Kenya's future captive.
But what do you expect, of an infantile comprador lot, themselves chicks hatched from the eggs of Corruption!?
Remember this old adage. Combat regiments which face death dealing with a dread enemy, truly honour their past braves, heroes and Rambo's. They don't do fallacy, because combat deaths can not be reversed. Facts are not matters of opinion, nor lay nor legalistic interpretations ..... like the accounting statements of the KPMG over Mumias Sugar, Auditor General Ouko's statements over the SGR or HomaBay devolution cash malfeasance; the parliamentary report on imported poisonous sugar, TJRC and Ndung'u reports, etc etc. You get the gist!
When it comes to the anti-corruption fight in Kenya, only one former top-gun is remarkable, only one former occupant of the top office is worth a salute. His name is John Githong'o. Yet, officially speaking, this guy is nationally DAMNATIO. Neither does he now nor ever existed, nay, even if still alive, he is dead. That is according to these things in Nairobi such as organised ... and attended .... the above mentioned Bomas farcical thingy.
Those of us who follow such HISTORICAL tweets must grin, and avail the time to explain the LONG wink to a younger generation. John Githong'o is persona non grata ... best forgotten because ...
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1. He is was a useless piece of sh!it in office! 2. If not 1 then what!?
Ya, then what!? No doubt you caught yourself grinning too!
Next: ABETTING CORRUPTION: THE CHARADE OR BLAME GAME IN NAIROBI
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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 26, 2019 12:12:04 GMT 3
THE OFFICIAL SURRENDER OF HAJI AND KINOTI FROM THE ANTI- GRAFT WARDirector of Public Prosecutions Noordin Haji (left) and Attorney General Paul Kihara converse during the National Anti-Corruption Conference at Bomas of Kenya on January 24, 2019. They have vowed to win the war against corruption. PHOTO | DIANA NGILA | NATION MEDIA It is importatnt to hear them in their own words first. You know me I am grinning. My memory isn't damned yet. It recollects John Githong'o. Dam-n, even THE KROLL REPORT for that matter! And do you know what the current Aattorney GGeneral, KKihara, found of the K-roll report then!?
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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 26, 2019 15:53:33 GMT 3
THE TEARS OF HAJI AND KINOTI, MBARAK AND KIHARAI consider myself a retired old man in matters African politics. I am not that old, but I no longer have the heart for something I will confess later elsewhere. When I see sh!t I call it sh!t. The days of calling spades big spoons are yesterday to me. So I will sit under the proverbial tree in the African homestead where old men tell tales and, occasionally, dispatch wisdom to, for instance, young men besieged by marital troubles. Neither do such veterans of combat forget newly-wedded boys who, having defied the ancestors and married for love, quickly are discovering an old truth. The institute isn't built to run on love. The English put it as if wishes were horses beggars would ride. Let us take a look at this cartoon. And then many more. Some of the best lessons are learnt served with, as Achebe once quipped, proverbs are the saliva with which hard lessons are digested, or so I forget! They say where I come from domestics are best tackled in public with sexy tales of the humorous type. Like, from our shores, a tale is told of the marital fresher who went all the way to Waganga in TZ to contrive a trap. Thereafter the lover of his adulterous wife got stuck in her and was caught --deeply embedded in the cookie jar---- red-handed so to speak. The law demanded the duo be killed, the male by the cuckolded hubby. But it turned out to be his best friend and blood relative. Now, killing a blood relative for whatever reason was even a higher offence. It was time for local Solomon's and Nestor's to defend reputation. But first, why was his wife double-crossing him with his best friend? Why were the two closest humans to him doing this to him, cucking him!? As it turned out in confessionals, he had been having an affair with his best friend's wife, Yuore! They were merely following his -stiff and wet---- example! What do we do now? the village boys wanted to know form the local Solomon. The adulterous caught red handed were to be killed as per law or what? The old man sighed, tired of hypocritical blood lust and endless public stupidity: 'It is the planting season, why loose four labour hands in the prime of their lives because of voluntary sex? Why loose two women who because of their loose morals are, obviously, a potential important training ground for future bulls? The best course is, if they do not want to officially exchange partners, either permanently or regularly, to warn them to keep their bedroom matters bedroomed. However, let us fine them heavily for bringing the great institute of marriage into disrepute! And if you go to Waganga, before you follow their advise please, please face a few truths of your life too!' That was the local Solomon rising against the local moral fundamentalists, say the Talibhan tide or side of our culture. And that is the way it is in our village to this day, despite the onslaught of new world religions with their pious ultra sex morality! (Consequence is also that when we spy the statistics denoting the density of HIV infections, my home county is
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. highly competitive. But that is another story!) Now let us do these young men who, yesterday at the Bomas of Kenya, were waxing teary over their domestics in the anti-corruption combat. DPP Haji, DCI Kinoti, EACC Twalib Mbarak and AG Kihara, sounded as dejected and as disappointed as newly marrieds returning their spouse to senders! --Of course it is the rotten judiciary spoiling their bliss. Not even a honeymoon period have they enjoyed before the likes of professor Ojienda and the Grandmullah reduced them to idle impotence and incompetence. Who is it who, taking their oath of office, misinformed them the anti-corruption fight would be a roller-coaster bliss!? Okay, Okay! Adolescents must be excused when, first love, they insist love is blind! Older men of course had seen the reality and pushed narratives as captured below --all humour of course! And for my best sexy tale, here JAMES OBONDO, the idea of the Kenyan James Bond.
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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 26, 2019 16:01:56 GMT 3
Long b4 today, listen to James Murua! Who told you the old baobab at the market place under which the best tales are told was cut down by Zuckenberg!?
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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 26, 2019 19:05:16 GMT 3
IT IS AHOT WEEKEND, good for footnotes Why NLC shelved decision on Weston Hotel land Cyrus Ombati and Geoffrey Mosoku Posted on: 21st Dec 2018 THESTANDARD. Weston Hotel along Lang'ata road. [File, Standard]Divided commissioners of a lands agency were yesterday unable to reach a verdict on the disputed ownership of land on which a hotel associated with Deputy President William Ruto sits. THIS DEFENCE! Is called handling in stolen property! Citing ignorance as a defence is .... Original Namwamba used to say pedestrian. Current Namwamba would probable bleat HEAR! HEAR! case closed! But why should the NLC let itself be used to nail Ruto!? so they kicked the can down the street!Remember the then CJ Wily Mutunga declining to shed light on whether the integrity clause, chapter six, was the eye of the needle the camels infesting the political landscape couldn't pass through!? He kicked the can to Maraga! Neither do I see Maraga rising to the challenge! Methinks Sir David exhaused all his mental reserves on the nullification of the first Wafula-Chebukati return! he is burnt out! FOLLOW UP. WHO OWNS LAND? Rogue Kenya Civil Aviation Authority (KCAA) officials might have colluded with those in the Lands ministry to give a private entity the land on which Weston Hotel in Lang’ata stands. FILE PHOTO | NATION MEDIA GROUP HARD WORKERS! raise your hands! These events are important to document in detail. The mechanics of raw theft. So that a tough man like Tshaka, when he rises, and is minded to clean up the rot, can move up to so and so and tell him: you failed to file a court case to protect public land. You are a corrupt fool, die. And you, you undervalued the property by 50%! you are a rotten man, die. While others hold conferences at the BOMAS to fight corruption, others must of course sharpen the daggers. All options on the table as the Americans always say. THE OFFICIAL WHITEWASH OR LAUNDERING OF LOOT detailed!No, the land was uninhabited, it was fallow and had no known official claims to it. Searches at the registry returned zilch! Omera! these things in Nairobi! infants!
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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 27, 2019 11:47:08 GMT 3
THE CONFESSIONS OF A NON-WORKING TOP!
I am not sure whether the organisers of the BOMAS THINGY intended it so. But the anti-corruption bonanza ended up performing a dangerous but vital national function. It exposed a truth, letting the culprits confess in their own words, in their own tempo. It debriefed the whole elite, exposing their game and rot while functioning as public entertainment. I fed on every letter.
I begin with a light touch.
DPP Haji and DCI Kinoti, I am sorry to say straightway, do not seem to have worked in highly competitive environment. In such places no quarters are given by the opponent in open combat. For such men who never faced a level play field, open public law will be a dangerous place to operate. It will be highly frustrating, bruising and exasperating.
Why? Because the opponent, protected by law and unintimidated, will be at the top of his game; and, further more, trained, clever, and a burner of the midnight oil, the opposant will be coming prepared and ready for the kill, daily.
Law school, we all know from our classmates back in high school, attracted the rest of the best of logical brains fascinated with criminals but too scared to be one themselves. The best of the best in class of course went Man Power Combinations. Those were your Einstein's and Newton's. At least that's how we dubbed or nicknamed them. The law school lot, however, had a very high mercenary aptitude. They tended to have the loyalty of a prostitute to money. That immoral tendency of ever being for high rent, combined with beautiful brains and a top work ethic for well-paying criminals, is a winner-bomb I tell you, and in a corrupt country like Kenya, definitely paradise found.
People like Haji and Kinoti (the lot from the security and secret services) are finding out people like the Grandmullah and Ojienda, Kanjama and Ombeta, Katwa Kigen and Nyamondi, Kethi Kilonzo and Korir, Oraro and Rachier, Ngatia Nowrojee and Muite, Omogeni Omtata and you know the rest of the KLS-LSK&JSC gang, go to work and sleep reading the Kenyan constitution for a fat meal! Then they wake up to interpret it some, for an even fatter meal!
It isn't just simple corruption we are looking at, like when we pay ksh.150 to bypass police roadblocks with overloaded vehicles, we are looking at vintage intellect organised in a profession. We are looking at an elite corps. Its Bravo Company Delta Force, the RECCE squadders at law if you wish! This is Rambo --the best of the best skills--- Company from the Law School! And patriotism is not motivation they ever heard of in court!
And then behold
Haji and Kinoti (from the regimented YES SIR forces) may be under the illusion the auspices of their high state offices give them, per definition, an intimidating aura which they can swagger in court! ----WRONG! They do not do their homework, they do not seal their loopholes, they do not predict alternative interpretations to the same facts they hold, they underestimate the wriggle room for the concept of the benefit of doubt.... They mistake their bureaucratic power for intellectual authority before a court! In short, Haji and Kinoti become cannon fodder to the blazing intellect of the RECCE squadders from the Kenya Law School! (One hopes the DPP new-find Murgor will show Big Bun counterfire calibre)
To date, the deluded antics of the DPP&DCI, some of them much derided by CJ Maraga at the same said BOMAS thingy to much laughter, sadly remind of the fantasies of the colonial Judge and apartheid prosecutor who, relying on their assumed racial superiority, so underestimated the legal wit of Argwings Kodhek or Nelson Mandela. Them whites were subsequently reduced to summer school students before visiting tutors. ---Summer school here refers to students who have to repeat some exams or be discontinued from law school.
After the rout from Black Kodhek --Mau Mau defender, and Black Mandela -ANC icon, the colonial and apartheid governments had no recourse but to change the law, to lower the threshold of conviction for blacks and other ...
. should we say
... enemies of the state and terrorist-leaning offenders!
ENEMY COMBATANTS AS IT WERE!
This lazy and expedient need to get cheap convictions is also the reason why Dubya Bush and Dick Cheney, post 9/11, warranted the concept of enemy combatants sans Geneva Conventions. This way they could avoid the civilisational dictate of proof beyond reasonable doubt, before a conviction in a legally constituted court at renaissance standards.
This laziness and brain deficiency is also the reason why MILITARY JUSTICE, aka court martials, have procedures and standards of proof which are yet to see the light of the Enlightenment, aka Renaissance!
No, Personally, ENLIGHTENMENT does not scare me. I worship her most trenchant attributes, from the Miranda to the Fifth, to Art for Art's Sake, to freedom of conscience, to total freedom of expression even if its merely the spew of racial bigotry and xenophobic instincts. Yes, if you ask me, homosexual marriages should be legalised in Kenya, but you remain free to call them SATANIC without being railed in for HATE SPEECH! No, I don't flinch, and I don't believe in curtailing the human mind in thought and expression. That is for the Planet of the Apes --like Magafuli's TZ and Al-Sisi's Egypt! And I evolved away! All I do is believe in Work before god. ARBEIT! ARBEIT! ARBEIT! And then puszy puszy and onion butt!
This ----Arbeit Arbeit Arbeit chant or sigueya---- means the Kenyan constitution as it is, before it is changed to LOWER THE STANDARDS OF PROOF TO CONVICT (or summarily execute) THE CORRUPT, does not annoy me. I am confident if a team of (WO)MEN went to work, seeriously fighting corruption with the 2010 promulgate, burning the midnight oil and, like the RECCE in ever readiness, looking for smart loopholes to nail the scum who OBVIOUSLY have looted public property to the hilt, it is all a homerun to Kamiti maximum. This is why from the way I heard them talk, I believe HAJI AND KINOTI AND KIHARA are selfconvinced they out of their depth. This could be a honest reflection of their mandate, ie connivance, outing itself in more than a slip of the tongue. A confessional.
Then, alternatively thought, should we import more QC's with total mandate to untie or slash through the JUDICIAL Gordian Knot of corruption for us. Uhuruto didn't hesitate to hire London QC's for the Hague ICC when they feared to sink, left to the faculties of their usual locals.
Which brings me to this point I hinted after the DusitD2 attack.
During and after this and other terrorist attacks like Westgate, it becomes clear there exists FOREIGN organisations which have full AUTONOMY of operation locally. The SAS guy for instance tooled himself up and, Rambo Clad, did not wait for some bumbling order from some looter-prone Kenyan commander to stoop in his eyes (as singer George Michael would put it); nay, he acted autonomously, immediately and, if you believe the jingoistic bravado of the tabloid of his land, the Brit himself took charge of the cowering local commanders! Second, the FBI were on the scene collecting evidence and DNA matter and shipping them to labs outside Kenya's jurisdiction. The FED's didn't even need to identify themselves to the Kenyan police. IE they have total operational freedom. Emergency or no emergency.
Yaani, the bottomline is this: work to be done; will be done by others if you yourself wont do it, for pay or otherwise. It is not just power which abhors a vacuum, even in sex the mpango-wa-kando craze leading to much male suicidal behaviour can easily be explained by men not rising to the occasion. So too can China's take-over of Africa be explained by the impotence of the African political class to pull her out of her economic ditch. IE Work not done, but which should have been done.
The BOMAS OF KENYA ANTI-CORRUPTION CONFERENCE was thus, in my opinion, a watershed moment. It was a CONFESSIONAL OF INCOMPETENCE by those currently mandated to save the country from this scourge. It was a public statement of abdication of duty by the CEO's.
There is an excellent cartoon in one of the dailies depicting the BLAME GAME at the top, the finger-pointing which, well read, points to the fact that the solution will most likely come from without. Our own lot charged with and paid for the job, are a no report, are a no-show, are a fake game and a farce. And they are confessing it a public conference!
Imagine there is no money to fight corruption, they dare say, while at the same venue they boast, ksh. 3Bn has been recovered the last two years from corruption proceedings! One could think, oops, how about using that to oil the guns to shoot down the beast!?
These too are important to establish beyond reasonable don't in public. Yaani, I wont be guilty of lowering standards of civilisation like them military courts, or Dubya and Obama in their collusion to the Dr. C. Yoo TORTURE MEMOS.
Ya, the evil things evil men in power device to amuse themselves doing to other presumed evil men!
Nay, Luo Pivot, I will rather burn the midnight oil building a FOOLPROOF case against the Nairobi toyrulers, such that, when a tough prosecutor comes to call them in, the case is a slum-dunk, the sentencing a running conveyor belt! To Hell!
And I will be back!
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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 30, 2019 20:40:03 GMT 3
ALTERNATIVE DISPUTE RESOLUTION But what is Twalib Mbarak not saying!? A bit of political economy will do! Here is one clue Here is a second piece in jigsaw Central Bank of Kenya Governor Patrick Njoroge Now, WHAT IS A TOXIC PORTFOLIO!?For instance, in the case of the fears of the KCB over the possible demolition of the Weston Hotel,if you remember the argument of the lawyer Martin Muge: toxic is like, for one, when a bank is exposed on a large loan whose collateral is a fraud!Now, even before you read the Ndung'u report on land grabbing: How many grabbed lands in Nairobi alone, fraudulent and stolen property, have been used to as security for loans!?Anyone, CBK Njoroge!? CBK statistics!? ANYWAY: For instance, to build his MULTIBILLION MALL on the Nyamochoma-KAYOLE area where he was recently evicting folks with a 'compromised' court order, Michael Maina the proprietor of the Marble Arch Hotel River Road has ---to put it like Trump----- a HUUUUUUGE loan out there! and the collateral is the, softly said, Kayole land in dispute. --But as we have seen, this was an irregular allocation. Of course part of Marble Arch itself sits on grabbed land, and this is the current spat between the billionaire and the governor, Sonko. Apart from professors at law, normal people know what an irregular allocation is. --We can see the details of how it is done in how the Weston came to be on KCAA land. And how Kulei and co grabbed part of Karura forest. Now, the political economy is simple: the repossession of these plots is, think of the American banking scandal, the end of Kenyan banking as we know it! ANd who knows how much toxic land collaterals Kenyatta's banks has in its vaults!? Neither will the president come clear on that. Could be due to conflicts of interests, could be due to another more innocent reason! it is none of the public's business. In any case the political economy is self evident! I rest my case! FOOTNOTE:
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Post by jakaswanga on Feb 9, 2019 17:07:06 GMT 3
THE MERRY GO ROUND FIGHTING CORRUPTIONA few days ago, the standard had a catchy headline: I read that Kenya Commercial Bank, and I sat up bolt upright. You know ever since I quit drink from hard to soft, my memory edges have increased on sharp! Goodbye premature senility and fish-basket holed grey matter! So I remembered quick, an unsatisfactorily resolved issue. And man, did I not use it to whip Njoroge's Opus-Dei-sewed ass. www.standardmedia.co.ke/article/2001297250/kcb-claims-central-bank-of-kenya-failed-to-act-on-intelligence-about-suspicious-payments-linked-to-nys-scandal 2016 Everybody knew what everybody knew! Nobody in authority with the job to do so, wanted to follow up the criminal case. Will Haji reason the buck stops by Njoroge!? Now we will blame the judiciary again!? FOOTNOTE Of course the lawyers will call DCI Kinoti to state where he was the days kina Mugwanja from the DCI service under Ndegwa Muhooro -- Malaysia wont have him for ambassador citing rot---- were actively abetting and aiding these crimes of economy!
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Post by jakaswanga on Feb 13, 2019 6:15:47 GMT 3
ANATOMY OF MONEY LAUNDERING, NYS CHAPTER
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Post by jakaswanga on Feb 20, 2019 20:52:54 GMT 3
ATI DPP HAJI STOLE CASH AT GUN POINT!? That is a story from an earlier life when he was 'intelligence'! (and with the right culprit, he could be a capo and a real go-getter, guns waving and all!) The reels of information which relegate the business of government in this nation to an exercise in farce, is one reason why, I think, we comparatively doing just fine, given the current depressing state of international politics in the so-called established democracies. Consider that fella of France, the one being ridiculed as ' Guido' and whom the Italians called an empty-headed chatterbox; and, for the laughs, consider the Italians themselves and who they have in state house! Genuine comedians! Uhuru Kenyatta looks divine by those standards. Think of Teresa May, the female English bandit who last month, at the behest of Donald Trump, stole Venezuela's gold hoard. The pro-Maduro protesters were chanting “Bank of England you’ve been told, give Venezuela back its gold” referencing the £1 billion in Venezuelan gold held in the Bank of England. Anyway, May is so confused by this thing called Brexit, Supreme Juncker of the EU has opted thus: talking to a British ewe is a better pastime than talking to Teresa, unless the ewe is named Teresa! This is the Junker David Cameron, Teresa May's predecessor, once derided as a 24/7 whiskey breath!And now, drunk as a fish, Herr Junker is still more coherent and clear-headed than a sober Mrs. May. Looking at Teresa May's mess, Uhuru Kenyatta looks a steady hand on the ship of state. And imagine this is the clueless president who has effectively sacked all nurses in public service in Kenya, while hospitals in his backyard, Kiambu, are kind of infant extermination bays. And say what you may, I really think Uhuru Kenyatta of Kenya is far the superior of Donald Trump of the USA. That one you can take to the bank. Imagine Donald Trump, who lost the popular vote to Hilary Clinton, and is therefore a 'rigged-in' usurper, went public with a call to Minnesota's Democratic (5th congressional District representative) Ilhan Omar to resign over, over what really!? Next door, Museveni is going for yet another term, come the end of this one; Magafuli doesn't stomach opposition, and the rest are the rest! Here too, Ouru Kenyatta stands head over shoulders, managing to tower even over the flagpole tall Kagame! And that takes into account the unsolved murders of Chris Musando, Jacob Juma and a few others. (women like Carol Mbungu, Mercy Keino and Sharon Otieno!) But the idea is in Kenya we can laugh. At ourselves, publicly. We do not have to whisper what we think of anybody in power. We have smashed the fear ceiling. If William Ruto stole the land on which he constructed an illegal structure called the Weston Hotel, that is what we say he did. He is a thief. If DPP Haji wont arrest him, the reason why is talked of openly. He is a very powerful thief and there are many of them. Big thieves have immunity in Kenya. Also they own the Judiciary. Either you arrest them all or none. If you arrest one, that is victimisation; and if it is only Ruto, that is tantamount to ruining his political career through the backdoor, and that is asking for an explosion in the Rift Valley! In fact for all his dalliance with his new-found brother Raila, Quixote Ouru Kenyatta still has a big headache in William Ruto. Ruto made him president. He can not jus turn around and utter the words of David Murage, like, there was no deal, there was no understanding like Uhuru Kumi, Ruto Kumi, Jubilee forever! Dissociating himself from this covenant is like diffusing a temperamental mine: hurt locking as b6k would say. Here is such a Kenyan laugh, and aint it dark!? Now on top of all these ---the woman forced to walk with a dead baby; the Kisumu woman given a dead baby instead of her bouncing one at Russia hospital (in a Huruma nursing Home repeat) and demanding an exhumation and a DNA test; Poor Boniface Murage stealing his own baby from hospital to avoid bills he can't pay, comes the DPP story. For one, Tom Ojienda who has just been cleared to run for a JSC slot and who claimed Haji was out to get him, will permit himself a smile: Haji, do you know the meaning of integrity and do you a taste of your own medicine!? -Hot air talk! For the elite, everyday is a jovial stroll to the bank. No worries. But down here are snippets of real lives. And between the lines, read what the land really needs. And wont get from this lot.
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Post by jakaswanga on Mar 16, 2019 11:32:54 GMT 3
WHY NO FORENSIC AUDIT IS WHY MURKOMEM'S CHARGE IS TRUE
'Kabla hajafanya investigation, DCI Kinoti anatuma SMS kwa media! Awache upuzi!'
Of course cab-sec Rotich of finance has been singing like a canary, and frogs in the frying pot feel the rise in temperature.
Right, more about why frogs jump up and down around the country with increased frenzy these days, later.
HISTORY AND CULTURE
I said, when fresh soldiers being commissioned to face dread combat out there where the enemy holds sway, don't pay respects to the greatest swordsmen ever to have served in the suicide regiment, one gotta ask how true their honour is, yeah, how real their measure of warrior is. You see, when you do a DAMNATIO MEMORAE on your brightest and best (serviceman), you must be essentially a cheat, a gamer. Easy litmus test.
That is the way of Culture. It is better to re-write history, like Stalin to discredit Leon Trotsky, than to pretend a character didn't exist at all, like Thutmoses III's historical drive to erase Hatshepsut from the collective memory forever. That brings me to .....
THE 'JOHN GITHONG'O DITCH'
That is the way I wan to officially refer to this cultural oddity of our time. I am of course winking at the Hatshepsut Problem so denoted. For the laymen I am saying Kenyan Culture is charged to explain the DAMNATIO MEMORAE accorded John Githong'o, the only serviceman to have put a DEPTH CHARGE to the anti-corruption office.
(We know the list of garbage before and since him: Ringera Kinisu, Matemu, Lumumba and on and on)
I am sorry, but I working from the premise Haji&Kinoti wouldn't know what DITCH I am talking about, so they are excused from this effort.
(Lakini sisi tutaendelea tu na safari ya mafikira. This sentence reminds me to a song we used to sing much, along, back in them days in Dar. ---MV MAPENZI by DDC Mlimani Park Orchestra. The original title of the song is actually SAUDA. But it goes into history and folklore as Mv Mapenzi.) The laughing and warm-voiced Muhiddin Ngurumo and Cosmas Tobias goes high, nearly shrill in pitch before he releases the charge as he goes solo to tell us of the dangers of the LOVE-BOAT.
Duniani kuna mambo, sawasawa na bahari-iiii Kwenye papa na nyangumi, tena wale wa hatari-ii Hawataki kuiona, Meli yetu Baharini-iii Watafanya kila wawezavyo, wapunguze safari-iii (Sauda ooo).
In that song, the captain was a coward and allegedly threw himself overboard when the ship hit heavy weather, leaving NAHODHA MZAIDIZI, co-navigator, to report to control of the unfortunate incident. The ship then blares a horn-blast to declare they are speeding on, and not searching further for the assumed-dead captain. --Those of us who chanced to see Michael Enock blow the sax on this track, learnt to absorb the dark sadness of a ship sailing away leaving behind perhaps a man not yet dead in the high seas. That is why a live performance of the song was a trying session when the band was fired. Most never held it dry. The saxophonist made sure the audience touched base with the black slaves thrown overboard from dhows for whatever reason. -----Just kidding! It is just another popular track from the famous TZ band.
Anyway the point I wanted to make is: as we wrestle-on with Kenyan culture, as we try to explain the official need to erase John Githong'o from the history of the anti-corruption wars, we wont look back at minds and memories collapsed for whatever reason. For there remains many more active ones, because our culture is alive and well dynamic. Thence do I propose to let Kinoti&Haji enjoy the bliss of their ignorance, as they purport to discover the wheel all-over again. And if I said Kinoti&Haji, I surely meant the Handshake duo, Raila&Uhuru.
Githong'o is (CONVENIENTLY) not in their BUILDING-BRIDGES-TEAM. But you can trust Luo culture to have rubbed it in in the soul of Dr. Adams Oloo, member thereof: 'Ajuoga, ugo gagi udile, tuoche-wa gogo. To manyasi mochiek, ma e kende ma wang'eyo nyakanene, to upuko oko te! Un waganga bandia!?'
O brainy Adams, aint thy a God's peer in counsel Thee divineth futures to rid us of these our ills Yet how come the antidote that always worked best Is the baby that out went with the bath-tub forever?
The Hatshepsut problem disturbed minds over 3 millennia later! I don't think Kenya has to wait that long for the Githong'o ditch to explode their travelling bliss.
#FOOTNOTE## Yesterday I heard Kipchumba Murkomem demand the DCI's office should be independent! O!? He only woke up to the realisation it was partisan yesterday, when Kinoti questioned Henry Rotich for three full days, and the finance minister sang like a canary (as they say in Sicily when a Mafia operative co-operates with the investigation and sentences his family to death, revenge by his former criminal associates!).
The thing is, if Kinoti and Haji were to produce a forensic document, impeccable, a detailed documentation availed to all, both accused and defrauded, like the Kroll report, nobody would accuse them of partisanship,monkey-business, witchhunts and secret agendas. They would be what Ceasar demanded of his wife in that fabled pant-sniffing scene. Thus, beyond reproach, Haji&Kinoti would just have to go like John Githong'o. We would have in the open, all the bank accounts, names of holders and amounts wired in-and-out to who and where and when. The chronology and proofed facts would have the authority to nail the thieves beyond what a consigliere, be it a crafty Ojienda or a Grandmullah, can argue away or bend a bendable Judge with. So Kidero would already be serving 50 years and Rotich waiting in Kamiti for his 75 year sentence.
But that can't happen and wont happen. The work done has been mediocre, likely by design. So every Tom Dick and Harry so to speak, Otieno Kamau and Mutiso, or every contaminated and compromised Simiyu arap Nani and Ole Nani, can rise up and, foul-mouthed at the President and his lame-duck Handhske, pour vitriol and contempt and urine and feaces on the offices of the sheriff duo, Kinoti&Haji.
Kinoti and Haji, they never heard of John Githong'o. Culturally speaking, I repeat, regiments have history and honour, and new recruits of no double agendas must pay homage to those who went before them and held the sword and banner of the regiment highest. Githong'o did the anti-corruption banner.
Kinoti and Haji never heard of him, officially at least.
That is how I know Kinoti and Haji are fakes. They are too partisan to commission a total forensic and no-holes barred audit of state finances. What then remains is a selective process of political manipulation. That is an open secret.
Certified thieves know this. The cartel recognises this. That is why they dare the sheriffs, insult the president while their saint patron, the King of Graft himself, William Ruto, daily trashes Ouru's brother in the Handshake, Raila. Santa Ruto preaches Agwambo is the devil himself; a conman, a lord of poverty ... a chuki-infested failure, and the whole litany of 2017 stupidities Uhuruto saturated the nation with during the presidential campaigns they lost, but won as computer-vifaranga legitimacy.
(So, I revisit the Handshake --Next.)
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'Kabla hajafanya investigation, DCI Kinoti anatuma SMS kwa media!'
Is Murkomem wrong!?
I don't recall Kinoti&Haji's KROLL REPORT presented to Wanjiku!?
Haji's comical appearance before Jeff, who I dubb the national ABUBUNAWASI, didn't inspire confidence. His greatest moment of comedy was the revelation Kikuyus are the greatest thieves in Kenya! Followed by Luos!
I felt Jeff asking him in the break. These statistics mean Uhuru is a bigger thief than Ruto, and Raila too, Luos being second in the list of infamy, a bigger thief than Ruto? Or how do you break it down at the top!?
Stop being ghasia, Haji. Go to work. Arbeit! Arbeit! Arbeit! Look up to Githong'o. Better be sacked for doing your work! (Just kidding! A man must know which side of his bread is the butter!)
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Post by jakaswanga on Mar 17, 2019 10:14:04 GMT 3
THE HANDSHAKE IS STUCK! IT DEGENERATES INTO A RAILA-RUTO UFC-RING
I have an idea what is rotten about The Handshake. This unease is the discomfort of a Doubting Sheep. Sheep may be stupid, may be among some of the most stupid things alive, but when in a herd, and determined to behave such, sheep cease to be stupid. Truly stupidity requires a bit of brain, for stupidity is a measurement of brain at work; in this case, very low. But sheep in a herd are totally brainless. So the question of stupidity does not arise. There is NO brain activity to measure, define, characterise.
You feel me!
Well, howbeit I am sheepish enough to think, wait a minute, I am trusting my fate once again to Mighty Hyenas. Those Hyenas are competing Wolves for my hand. They are promising me and the herd, deliverance (to Canaan for instance). Hmmm, I have a hunch if I don't watch it, I will attend the banquet yes, but as the bride of a knife. I will be the BBQ, served well-done and inviting all to be transformed into a messy pile of sh!t, come the morning after.
No, together with many other Kenyans, our sheepish brains have refused to go totally brainless. No doubt we suffer bouts of brainless herd-behaviour, but these are invariably corrected quick by the stabbing tips of a barbed life. Our instincts are sharp, therefore, doubting Tom, always, patient and plotting a ram, or head butt. It is not just the elite playing possum games, the people too are a poker hand. (This is how I explain how a fabled tyranny of numbers ended up being a 35% electoral turn-out, which to all practical purposes declared the Jubilee regime, illegitimate: LEGAL but illegitimate (like the apartheid regime once). That is a poisoned chalice of a political problem. It is where the Handshake comes from. The Handshake is a dirty plaster on a deep wound).
ELSEWHERE, JOSEPH KINYUA, THEN DE FACTO PRIME MINISTER
The Grand Coalition government forced upon Mwai Kibaki after his rigging was cumbersome. The presidency, the Vice Presidency and the Prime Minister's office, all occupied and pre-occupied with presidential ambitions was a very unwieldy apex. And then there was the Chief Cabinet Secretary Francis Muthaura. He tried to run the bureaucracy like he was the head of government, further throwing a spanner in the works.
That particular mess was curtailed somehow with the advent of Jubilee. There was a consolidation, a better streamlining of operations. While the ICC-twins played their co-joined act and busied themselves with elementary survival, Ouru Kenyatta's long-time-confidante Joseph Kinyua could emerge into the vacuum to run the bureaucracy he wanted. ---A totally rotten one. The last chapter may never be written on just how toxic Kinyua has been. (I am only using the statistics of the PUBLICLY AVAILABLE financial scandals under his watch: calculated as a %tage of GDP, and then of total government debt.
The rot is deep, bone-marrow deep, a cancerous epidemic of metastasis.
Methinks the transfer of (cash from) state loans directly to the Cartel Loop, whilst leaving the public to pay up the debt, will only be corrected by a massive re-nationalisation of those proceeds so primitively accumulated, and backdated. That will say, the current TOY, mock or kalongolongo ASSETS RECOVERY AND FREEZING template operated by the EACC, becomes weaponised for real.
The predators allied to The Hustler are currently in all states of hysteria bemoaning the weaponisation and politicisation of the war on corruption, I don't think they have sat down to have a think on what WEAPONISATION of the war on graft really means, when effected. For example, on something as small as the Weston Hotel land saga, what would go!?
FF: ONE STEP BACK, BUT JUST BEHIND THE NEW PM, MATIANG'I
Next to Ouru Kenyatta is still Joseph Kinyua. Kinyua is the Mugumo tree of Graft. You can not cut him down with razors like DPP Haji. Joseph Kinyua has taken one step back from the limelight to allow Fred Maatiang'i to take centre stage, but merely because of his age. Otherwise he retains his deep influence. It is not a demotion, just a well-deserved rest after a stellar performance of brief, however it was defined. Joseph is the guy who hunted talents like the DGI, Philip Kameru, and I don't see tails starting to wag dogs in this country. Prime Minister Joseph Kinyua at his best days, operated algorithms of an appointment process which only brought rotten outcomes to the top. And that LEGACY has caught up with Ouru Kenyatta in his last stretch. That beggars the question whether the son of Jomo is really honest about being remembered for something positive. It is too much to think he just slept through his first term; that he can be exonerated from the financial mess which has now matured into a full-blown political crisis.
The Raila-Ruto spat puts paid to the synergy which could have been the Handshake's best consequence. The Handshake sure purified the air of one poison, correcting the imbalance of Jubilee's illegitimacy. It adopted an inclusive punch-line; but no sooner was the tension evaporated than the short memories of the predators switched back to default: criminal greed, impunity and stupidity.
That begs for stronger medicine. (which means we must explain why, political economically or culturally, despite his repute as NO NONSENSE MAN, the new prime minister Matiang'i is singularly absent from the corruption sword-fight!)
(ABSENT: is, culturally speaking, a CHINUA ACHEBE 'grin-word') WTF!
Meanwhile the country is back at default too: a debt-ridden banana case of a cartel-controlled Graft republic digging all the deeper in its ditch. Everything which is not a solution goes. The gloves are off in private. But the public space is still a mixture, of war and sport.
Here is an example of sport, next:
A KINOTI FOOTNOTE WHICH TELLS IT ALL
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Post by jakaswanga on Mar 17, 2019 11:49:59 GMT 3
A KINOTI FOOTNOTE WHICH TELLS IT ALL
First this oddity. The following quote was taken from the Nairobi Star reporting on the case, when musician Muigai wa Njoroge was arrested. When the scandal of the PHANTOM DAMS broke, a memory cell beeped in my mind and I went to inquire what was the trouble. I found it. There is that quote, long before the phantom dams story broke: WORKING DAY AND NIGHT TO MAKE SURE THE WATER (SERVICES) WILL NOT REACH WANJIKU!
Wa! he sure did ruffle feathers!
GO-DA-MN! The men of the Kerio Valley Development Authority, Ministry of Water and the Treasury, travelling between Nairobi-Rome-London, sure did work hard to make sure WATER WILL NOT REACH WANJIKU! The water evaporated to their bank accounts, or, following CBK Njoroge's forms which demand pages of explanations for a ksh.50K transaction from merry-go-round police saccos, they slept on in. For the dam-funds stashed their matresses full. (that is called sleeping on cash! on a bed of profit!)
Perhaps DCI Kinoti could show the sophistication of a developed conscience in this case. Such would have the dare to publicly APOLOGISE for the harassment which was bemeted the musician by the forces of law and order --under the banner HATE SPEECH! But for sooth that musician did hit the nail on the head, didn't he, on that line!? (uncannily pirate versions of the video identified William Ruto as the man blocking the water from reaching Wanjiku!)
KINOTI'S STRAIGHT JACKET
DCI George Kinoti is in a straight jacket, a leash so to speak. He will only nose-in where he is pointed, and even then, only so far. The man is on record as having failed to make an arrest when he was offered 700M cash as a bribe at a roadside hotel somewhere in Mount Kenya. Also, he didn't confiscate the cash he says. In my books that is not a top copper, than is an owned man, or dog-whistled man.
The story is so juicy, it is worthwhile to re-read a copy
I commented on it when the story broke, so I will leave it at that. But it could also look like a police dog shaking his head at the offered bone in rejection. Not juicy enough. Better offers please.
Eh! that is my top copper!
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Post by jakaswanga on Mar 29, 2019 20:10:44 GMT 3
LET US READ .... A KINOTI FOOTNOTE WHICH TELLS IT ALLI commented on it when the story broke, so I will leave it at that. But it could also look like a police dog shaking his head at the offered bone in rejection. Not juicy enough. Better offers please. Eh! that is my top copper! AND NOW LET US COMPARE NOTESSame republic, same war on graft! Now surely DCI Kinoti, what do you think a bit of common sense figures you out for!? No, you didn't make an arrest, did ya! top copper! And No, you wouldn't have dared even think of it, looking at the man or men offering you NGIRITA-LIKE OR KABURA-LIKE NYS SUITCASES FULL OF LOOT from the CBK, ALL IN INTERNATIONAL RESERVE CURRENCIES! This is why thee top copper is being told by those in the know to stick to petty criminals, like JOSEPH CHARO DZOMBO! HMMMM this phrase miscarriage of Justice .....
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Post by jakaswanga on Apr 21, 2019 18:33:32 GMT 3
KIDOGO KIDOGO HUJASA KIBABA AND THE PACE OF SNAILSBritain High Commissioner Nic Hailey (r) explains a point as Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP) Noordin Haji and his UK counterpart Max Hill DPP of England and Wales as they responded to media questions at a press conference in Serena Hotel. [Jenipher Wachie/Standard] You know the criminal literature of a rising class, like the bourgeois. These narratives are the rise of the detectives who always get their man. You heard of Sherlock Holmes I suppose. Even if by clairvoyance, no murder riddle he couldn't solve. That is the propaganda of a confident class, flaunting the invinsible faculties of their arm of the law! There's also the romantically unbeatable James Bond of course. 007 is ever on her majesty's secret service, pumping puszy and licensed to kill for it. Of course things change, doubts settle in, and once mighty classes decay and crumble, and the nations they rode to historical glory, along with them. Therefore today, thinking of the Brexit mess and the likes of the mess Teresa May, un unbeatable James Bond would surely have to be in the heroic mode of Don Quixote. A nostalgic sad joke but a good read! Our predatory parasites bustling in a feeding frenzy at the treasury are of course not of the confidence to flaunt diligence in the science of investigating anything! No, not even for the romantics! I am telling you this, because I want to justify to you this: better late than never. There is a problem with DPP Haji, and you know it. Warriors who roar they are on it, fighting graft in Kenya, but do no forensic audits of state finances, retain the odour of a joker around them. (think of a eunach performing a (Maori like) HAKA before a nymphomaniac! a nice touch of comedy before the mother of all fold ups!) We know our jokers, because we have the historical memory of John Githong'o and his Kroll roll outs. DPP Haji is therefore, in his refusal to accredit the historical memory of Kenya, a slow learner or, truth be said, more of that fabled donkey you took to the lake but you couldn't force to drink. ---well, surprise surprise, our donkey has been sniffing the water! and that is good cheer during this period of low spirits. There are no fireworks in the courtrooms as lawyers show top wit in defence of and in attempts to nail down the high priest of corruption. It is all rather quiet at the Legal front. WHY!? A man gotta shout HELP! Here is what I mean HMMM a bit late in the day. And all very low key. Shows you how incertain the likes of Haji are. Haji has received an offer of help, but like in the case of the QC brought in to handle Justice Mwilu and her postage stamps and no other 'equally complex' matters judicial, the approach is very minimalist. That is why I say the donkey sniffs the water, but wont drink. The status quo can not afford a full draw of sword by her top prosecutor. That would be a John Githong'o redux. Naah, people like Murgor signed in with Haji only to bolt within a pair of days!? They got a tale they are not telling us. Luckily we haven't forgotten the old drag: doing our thinking, and a hard long one at that. So we figure out why otherwise thirsty donkeys wouldn't dare that full drink at the lake! Which brings me to the cold cases' aptitude of the new DCI, George Kinoti. You know Old Ndegwa Muhooro bequeathed Kinoti quite a full cupboard of skeletons, and ghosts to lay to rest. Jacob Juma for instance. ---Jacob who!? DCI Kinoti's COLD CASES APTITUDE.
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Post by jakaswanga on Jun 11, 2019 20:22:15 GMT 3
I HAVE A LAUGH, ON SWITCHE LR. NUMBERS!But first, another laugh! the kind of ---tabloid--- things besieging the DPP ('s office) at this important hour in which Noordin Haji should be burning the late-night oil! woi woi! the hero in waiting should be sharpening legal daggers to rip open the guts of the big beasts of corruption, and collect their skulls as trophies! but look, there is Pessaris and Sonko in bed! --who dunnit!? Uhuru Kenyatta has declared a war on corruption, so we stick with the imagery of war. Haji hasn't ripped a gut yet, hasn't collected a single skull yet, hasn't roared in a dread charge like a Braveheart clinching the vantage hill; nay, if Haji shows any sign of life, it could just as well be his rigor mortis. Nairobi women's rep, Ester Pessaris, is demanding her good repute be restored at the expense of her governor, Mike Sonko ----the insolent drug peddlar! how dare he!? It is so hilarious a joker has photoshopped the couple in what used to be called a compromising situation. That is the hurt, the hurt Pessaris wants Haji to look into. ( not that incident at Kiambu police station where the Msando killer cop eyeballed her with the snarl of death!)A HERO RISES IN NANDI!But the funniest bit is the arrest of Nandi governor Stephen Sang. And, Eldoret court order ignored like those ones which favoured Miguna Miguna, Sang's transfer all the way to Kisumu (where Malala of Kakamega nearly died the other week), to face justice, first at the hand of his friend, soon to recuse himself! The Lord works in strange ways I tell you! Now, sometimes a peoples history reveals itself in pure comedy. THE ACCIDENTAL HEROSang of Nandi is of course a hero. His act of vandalism is exactly what the situation required to reveal LR NUMBERS! Outside Sonko of Nairobi, he is the only governor who has led his people to RECLAIM THEIR STOLEN LAND! Come baby come! THE land was stolen by Henry Kosgey, one of Arap Moi's henchmen. Sang is videod using a chainsaw to mow down a section of the malafide plantation, where tea plants are in illegal occupation. ---Kibwani Tea Estate. Abuse of office; and the damage is malicious, perpetrated upon tea bushes on A PRIVATE FARM! Where do these people live, who prefer these charges, like the one which read 'formenting revolution' which was visited upon the person of Boniface Mwangi!? Did they see the way the green monster, SANY, was ripping through MULTI BILLION PRIVATE properties perched on RIPARIAN LANDS in Nairobi!? Private Property my foot! ---Who does not know about the TAJ MAL, later Air gate mall in Nairobi!? Not to speak of the WESTON HOTEL? And then But an interesting detail to the comedy But what about those documents, like the ones specifying the plot number, history AND OWNERSHIP of the land thereof, whereupon the unfortunate tea-bushes found themselves? WHICH LR. NR IS WHICH!? The prosecution in Kisumu confabulated, leaving Sang to say they are accusing me of tresspassing on a plot I didn't! Which means 'kule tulifanya kazi, tutaendelea na dip itajengwa!'. And here is the incitement charge Of course, we all know the war on corruption is KALONGOLONGO, that is why Haji has collected no scalps. We also know the judiciary is as corrupt as a KANU regime attorney general. But the nation is impatient for action. Governor Sang is an accidental hero, and one option is for the people to arm themselves to defend their governor who is RECLAIMING the peoples stolen property, while the law of the land wants to insist THE THIEF IS A RIGHTFUL OWNER! (remember the colonial whiteman used to own the whole of Kenya by law! The land of our ancestors was, in one stroke of the pen, the whiteman's islands. ----The private property of kina Lord Delamere. Did I say reports from Kapsabet are Sang is in a political feud with the Kosgeys''!? That is a nice detail. Like, did you know President Ouru is in a political feud with DP Ruto!? LAND issues IN KENYA! A sure teller of the tale of our land! And it still raises our temperatures. Watch it please. NB: Miguna was on it
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Post by jakaswanga on Jun 11, 2019 20:29:21 GMT 3
I guess that is why some have just given up on Miguna Miguna and say, on Jukwaa, TO HELL WITH HIM!
wELL, here in Kavirondo we don't scare that easy!
I am watching out for disputation on Miguna's assertion, Kenya constitution reading.
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