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Post by kunadawa on Oct 26, 2011 18:26:01 GMT 3
WANAUME NI KUONANA!!!! Its gonna be these guys  versus this lot  |
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Post by adongo23456 on Oct 26, 2011 18:36:01 GMT 3
kunadawa,
When are you heading to Somalia? Pick me up in cyberspace at my usual hideout. My uniform is ready and I will be cleaning up the guns tonight. If the gun jams I am bringing my rungu I inherited from the old man. That gun hasn't been used since my last bank robbery in Nairobi, it could be rusty.
The rungu is trusted. It is usually reserved for family meetings where the very sight of it on the table sends a clear message that law and order will be enforced by all means. It also leaves no doubt who the enforcer will be. It works all the time and I am sure the sight of that rungu on a table meeting those al Shabaab rascals will send them running right into the sea and that will the end of al Shabaab. Then I will lead the march back home and have my beloved rungu prominently erected in the Mashujaa corner for eternity. I am looking forward to this.
Let's go give it to these guys. Any takers? Hehehehehehe. The cyber Generals are ready to go. Bring it ON AL.
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Post by kunadawa on Oct 26, 2011 18:48:28 GMT 3
kunadawa, When are you heading to Somalia? Pick me up in cyberspace at my usual hideout. My uniform is ready and I will be cleaning up the guns tonight. Let's go give it to these guys. Any takers? Hehehehehehe. The cyber Generals are ready to go. Bring it ON. I need to ensure that all bases are covered before I head for the front, otherwise the Chief Wimp could shoot me from the rear  |
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Post by adongo23456 on Oct 26, 2011 19:02:16 GMT 3
kunadawa, When are you heading to Somalia? Pick me up in cyberspace at my usual hideout. My uniform is ready and I will be cleaning up the guns tonight. Let's go give it to these guys. Any takers? Hehehehehehe. The cyber Generals are ready to go. Bring it ON. I need to ensure that all bases are covered before I head for the front, otherwise the Chief Wimp could shoot me from the rear Hehehehehee. Remember George Bush and Rumsfield. Those dudes between the two of them wouldn't chase my mom's chicken for dinner and wrestle it to the ground leave alone cutting off its head while stepping on its feet. I used to do that in my sleep and by the time I wake up the food is on the table. That is tough hehehehehee. Very tough. The two warriors, Bush and Rummy (all hat and no cattle) would need Collin Powell and Condileeza Rice to subdue a chicken and would run like mad the moment anybody brings the knife to do the honours. And those were the chaps screaming on rooftops about the war of choice in Iraq. So don't worry about the Chief Wimp. I will take care of that the way I used to take care of old lady's chicken. Let them sleep with their eyes wide open. I am coming. Remember Saif Gaddafi uttered those imortal words telling the rag tag fighters in Bangazi to get ready. Well I think Saif is coming alright, but not where he thought. |
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Post by jakaswanga on Oct 26, 2011 19:51:17 GMT 3
Onward Christian soldiers marching to Al-Shabaab!
Leaving motherland Kenya to the greedy politician!
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Wonderful fotos, Kunadawa!
How fit they looked as they marched off to war
How forlon and broken their returning bodies were...
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Post by Onyango Oloo on Oct 26, 2011 23:09:01 GMT 3
Kunadawa:Put that jerry can of chang'aa down for two minutes if you do not mind. Tell me something: Is one of your hobbies playing computer games featuring superheroes saving threatened galaxies? I mean, do you by chance, own an X-Box, Play Station, Nintendo?If your answer to any of my questions above is a "yes" then kudos! Because I have a bouquet of gifts for YOU.
Yes, Dear Kunadawa!!And I am presenting you with your zawadi right now, online. Please click on the following links: www.freeonlinewargames.org/topwargames.com/www.canopian.com/war-games/c1.htmlwww.agame.com/games/war_games/war_games.htmlwww.funny-games.biz/war-games.htmlGo ballistic. But please, a word of caution. Do not pee in your pants. And make sure you do not soil yourself. Onyango Oloo
NairobiPS: Who on earth is this character called "Jukwaa's Chief Wimp"?
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Post by kunadawa on Oct 26, 2011 23:14:54 GMT 3
Kunadawa:PS: Who on earth is this character called "Jukwaa's Chief Wimp"? one of the many Wimps |
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Post by Onyango Oloo on Oct 26, 2011 23:21:56 GMT 3
C'mon Lt. General Kunadawa CGH, OBS:Don't be a WIMP yourself. To use your language, BE A MAN. Name Jukwaa's Chief Wimp.K wani watetemeka tayari?
Kwa nini unasita sita?
Mbona unahaha?
Waogopa nini?Onyango Oloo
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Post by adongo23456 on Oct 26, 2011 23:29:13 GMT 3
Folks,
Don't let me bring out my rungu now. It is preserved for higher purposes like going to smoke those al Shabaab chaps and resolving family conflicts with speed.
Didn't you guys get the memo up there. I am going toe to toe with these shabby miscreants as soon as I can get into the airplane with a fully loaded rungu. General Kunadawa is riding a technical across the ocean. I don't think that is a very smart idea. That thing could sink instead of flying as it is supposed to. I am taking no chances with that thing. Let's meet in the war zone. Talk is cheap.
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Post by adongo23456 on Oct 27, 2011 0:08:11 GMT 3
Hehehehehehehe. Looks like we are going to need kunadawa to pass by migingo and sink that rock called an island with all the Kenyan cops and Ugandan soldiers an Kenyan fishermen in it before heading to the REAL WAR in Somalia. What a f-d up country this is. It is still the only one we got. We are chasing ghosts in Somalia when the al Shabaab snake heads are in Nairobi (according the government) and this nonsense goes on for years. Sovereign my a.ss! www.standardmedia.co.ke/InsidePage.php?id=2000045670&cid=4&ttl=Fishermen%20tell%20of%20ten%20days%20'in%20hell' |
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Post by foresight on Oct 27, 2011 5:31:01 GMT 3
Is it not obvious that bombing the tail, is revealing the head? In their zeal to retaliate, they will be smoked out.. One by One. War is an Art..
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Post by kunadawa on Oct 27, 2011 6:33:03 GMT 3
Hehehehehehehe. Looks like we are going to need kunadawa to pass by migingo and sink that rock called an island with all the Kenyan cops and Ugandan soldiers an Kenyan fishermen in it before heading to the REAL WAR in Somalia. What a f-d up country this is. It is still the only one we got. We are chasing ghosts in Somalia when the al Shabaab snake heads are in Nairobi (according the government) and this nonsense goes on for years. Sovereign my a.ss! www.standardmedia.co.ke/InsidePage.php?id=2000045670&cid=4&ttl=Fishermen%20tell%20of%20ten%20days%20'in%20hell' No need for war over Mijinjo. Let me delegate the explanation to b6k Indeed Kunadawa. We need to separate the traditional cattle rustling raids from the economic sabotage as carried out by Al Shabaab & their ilk. One is a job for the Anti Stock Theft Unit (technically even Migingo falls in this class...theft of fish stock). The other requires a heavier fist. |
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Post by Onyango Oloo on Oct 27, 2011 8:33:21 GMT 3
Lt. Gen. Kunadawa CGH, OBS:You are still EVADING my question: WHO is Jukwaa's "chief wimp" Onyango Oloo
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Post by b6k on Oct 27, 2011 10:42:03 GMT 3
No need for war over Mijinjo. Let me delegate the explanation to b6k Indeed Kunadawa. We need to separate the traditional cattle rustling raids from the economic sabotage as carried out by Al Shabaab & their ilk. One is a job for the Anti Stock Theft Unit (technically even Migingo falls in this class...theft of fish stock). The other requires a heavier fist. Hahaha. Kunadawa, I stand by my words about Migingo. Didn't you see Iteere go with top cops to Kampala to discuss Migingo & Ugingo? But when it comes to your wimp wars, usiniletee. Your on your own on that front  |
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Post by kamalet on Oct 27, 2011 13:40:15 GMT 3
Lt. Gen. Kunadawa CGH, OBS:You are still EVADING my question: WHO is Jukwaa's "chief wimp"Onyango Oloo
Jukwaa Administrator That is the guy who wrote here in Jukwaa that our men are incapable of trashing the al shabaab....remember those face-less animals? |
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Post by Onyango Oloo on Oct 27, 2011 13:54:05 GMT 3
That is the guy who wrote here in Jukwaa that our men are incapable of trashing the al shabaab....remember those face-less animals? Thanks for leaping to the rescue. The question was for the Lieutenant General.So, WHO is that "guy"? Does he have a NAME? Onyango Oloo
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Post by subsaharanite on Oct 27, 2011 17:30:01 GMT 3
foresight,
Well thought!
Bombing the tail so that the head can reveal itself. he he. How about reminding you the Michuki analogy of rattling a snake? Let me semi quote him "When you rattle a snake ( usually this is done at its tail in Somalia), you must be prepared to be bitten" (using its head). This is a dangerous scenario given that the head is in Nairobi.
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Post by shifta on Oct 28, 2011 3:12:48 GMT 3
Kunadawa:As Achebe wrote, "An old woman is always uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb." I think you touched a nerve ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Al "Sha-Crappo" worst nightmare: 
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Post by Onyango Oloo on Oct 28, 2011 15:50:09 GMT 3
Kunadawa:As Achebe wrote, "An old woman is always uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb." ]
What Kunadawa did was to touch his YELLOW UNDERBELLY because he is slinking in some rat hole, reduced to clinging to asinine, shifty comments from the likes of cybersoldiers who don xenophobic pseudonyms like "Shifta".
Talking of Nigerians and their proverbs, here is a sampling:One day monkey go go market e go forget to come back.
aja ti o sa nu ko ni gbo fere olode; the dog that is determined to get lost, will always ignore the whistles/call of its owner.
What an old man can see sitting down, a child cannot see standing up.
The palm oil seller, never starts a fight in the market place.
Whoever swallows a long stick must sleep standing.
de river wey forget im source go soon dry up.
Mother hen no dey fight kite whey de fly in the sky. Na de one whey e come carry im pikin na him she dey attack.
It is from a small seed that the giant Iroko tree has its beginning.
the bat is aware of its ugliness that's why it flies at night.
When a dying man cries, it is not because of where he is going which he knows nothing about, but because of what he wishes he would have done in the world he is leaving behind...
Those who are carrying elephants home on their heads, need not use their toes to dig up crickets on the way. Onyango Oloo
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Post by enigma on Oct 28, 2011 16:03:00 GMT 3
Is it not obvious that bombing the tail, is revealing the head? In their zeal to retaliate, they will be smoked out.. One by One. War is an Art.. Now thats some foresight Mr Foresight. |
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Post by Onyango Oloo on Oct 28, 2011 16:10:01 GMT 3
Is it not obvious that bombing the tail, is revealing the head? In their zeal to retaliate, they will be smoked out.. One by One. War is an Art.. Now thats some foresight Mr Foresight. Sorry, perhaps I need SIGHT period, because I cannot see ANYTHING with the remotest foresight in what foresight is struggling to say. This allegedly "profound insight" is derived from a silly and empty headed statement attributed to assistant minister Orwa Ojode. If what he is saying is correct, he already knew that the alleged "head" was in Kenya, in a suburb where the predominant residents are Somalis-including Kenyan citizens. What was his Ministry of Internal Security doing to stamp out the brewing Al Shabaab insurgency in Kenya? Is he admitting that the state internal security apparatus FAILED and that was why the military had to march into Somalia? Does not make sense to me. Onyango Oloo
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