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Post by jakaswanga on Mar 12, 2015 20:36:48 GMT 3
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Post by OtishOtish on Mar 12, 2015 22:33:15 GMT 3
I am with His Excellency on this one:
“These unsavoury, unethical and corrupt practices continue to be perpetuated and thrive in spite of various reminders and warnings.”
He has certainly reminded and warned them numerous times, and they have remained obstinate. And just look at EACC and PAC: what on earth is a good, reasonable man supposed to do when his watchman and watchdog too are engaged in raiding the chicken-coop? What to do with all the obstinate thieves? You hit them with a "comprehensive action plan". Since the plan by itself will not constitute action, I imagine the hitting will be literal: the plan will be printed as a nice, thick folder and then used to whack people on the head. As His Excellency is wont to say: wajipange!
The only question I would have for His Excellency concerns his public statement that the head of the corruption snake is in his own office.
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Post by jakaswanga on Apr 2, 2015 19:20:48 GMT 3
President Kenyatta on April 2, 2015 ordered training of 10,000 youths whose recruitment was stopped by the High Court in 2014 because of bribery.---Is His Excellency the President sliding off reality? Is he so much stressed he is becoming irrational? He needs a holiday to refind himself. www.nation.co.ke/news/Uhuru-orders-training-of-2014-police-recruits/-/1056/2674152/-/j66jy3z/-/index.html No doubt it will come as surprise to the commander in chief, that the Kenya defence Forces are currently deployed in a neighbouring country called Somalia -that is to the East of Kenya toward the Indian Ocean, and the name of the Operation is
.. (yes). What did the ''unpatriotic'' digital rogue called Onyango Oloo call that ''invasion''? Quick Fix works best!? Hmmm. Where are the tweeting colonel Oguna and captain Chirchir to explain to us why it is not the Army who have been sleeping on duty? --trading charcoal and sugar instead of sealing the border and monitoring enemy intelligence. These guys come armed with bazookas and RPG's. That is why the police in MPEKETONI lay low. And one will remember --- it isn't exactly the lack of numbers in the police force Just a moment Mr. President. You are hereby overruling the High Court. Now, I am not saying CJ Willy Mutunga and the hopelessly corrupt racket he runs for a judiciary are anything near divine or oracular, but, remember, it is that constitution which swore you into office, and bestow official legitimacy to you. This enacted constitution is threadbare, but it is what stands between us and chaos. A haphazard at his excellency's leisure application/upholding was not part of the innauguration oath, was it!?Ask your cousin Githu Muigai!And, it is a dangerous, slippery slope, for the Head of state to arrogate himself some imaginary supreme powers of a demi-god, going adlib with the constitution! Mr president sir, you are being irrational. Only yesterday you were touting and toasting the constitution in your ''step aside'' ''directive'' on the battle against graft. Now you are trashing it. In the evening you were blasting the United Kingdom for giving out a ''senseless'' advisory to their citizens, in the morning you have a major security issue for breakfast! Surely you should develop the habit of contemplating at some depth your public utterances. The rapidity with which they hit reefs and limp is too much a pointer to core instability. (No sooner had you relied on the EACC secret list, than operatives FROM YOUR OFFICE were forcing some commissioners out, resulting into this cartoon. That is more than being irrational. Checking the map of the deployment of our KDF in Somalia, it is obvious the security of Kenya is not the overriding priority. Others with other interests are running the show. And then you get this kind of blowback, and come up with lame excuses like
Haa .. less police! For starters, what is the ratio of police to population? And then police to VIP protection!?
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Post by OtishOtish on Apr 4, 2015 1:32:52 GMT 3
President Kenyatta on April 2, 2015 ordered training of 10,000 youths whose recruitment was stopped by the High Court in 2014 because of bribery.---Is His Excellency the President sliding off reality? Is he so much stressed he is becoming irrational? He needs a holiday to refind himself? Listen to what the H. E. has to say here: It can't be easy to think clearly after one has spent the entire night in "strategic discussions" with Mr. Johnny Walker of Scotland. But where is the guy anyway? He seems to have gone AWOL right after his funny order. I have watched a video of Nkaissery talking about his condolences in relation to the 147. And I have read of all sorts of foreign leaders saying the sorts of things one would expect them to say. But what of H. E. The President of The Republic Of Kenya? When he wakes up, his advisors, who seem to be similarly asleep, should tell him to start by making a personal appearance in Garissa.
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Post by jakaswanga on Apr 6, 2015 10:35:48 GMT 3
President Kenyatta on April 2, 2015 ordered training of 10,000 youths whose recruitment was stopped by the High Court in 2014 because of bribery.---Is His Excellency the President sliding off reality? Is he so much stressed he is becoming irrational? He needs a holiday to refind himself? Listen to what the H. E. has to say here: It can't be easy to think clearly after one has spent the entire night in "strategic discussions" with Mr. Johnny Walker of Scotland. But where is the guy anyway? He seems to have gone AWOL right after his funny order. I have watched a video of Nkaissery talking about his condolences in relation to the 147. And I have read of all sorts of foreign leaders saying the sorts of things one would expect them to say. But what of H. E. The President of The Republic Of Kenya? When he wakes up, his advisors, who seem to be similarly asleep, should tell him to start by making a personal appearance in Garissa. THE MILITARY ROT THAT THWARTS POLICE COMPETENCEwww.nation.co.ke/news/Shame-of-slow-response-in-15-hour-campus-terror/-/1056/2676432/-/13wgdjy/-/index.html [/font].[/quote]lET that sink in. Fact by fact. Then ponder. The recently instituted young top cop IG Wilson Boinnet is already with that tweet, in the light of the chronology of events above, showing his mind has many loose nuts when it comes to appreciating facts. A spinner. Already by lying about the circumstances of the elite anti-terrorist police unit, he incurs the contempt of these men; he saps motivation, he insults their dignity. For the truth is, men who are trained to die if necessary in missions, abhor at the uttermost terms, bossess who lie even about ABC things -like whether they travel by air or road, had their allowance paid in time or not, had enough room in a chopper to ferry combat gear or not.www.nation.co.ke/news/GSU-Recce-heroes-are-not-a-very-happy-lot/-/1056/2677054/-/orvnoj/-/index.html IG Wilson Boinet: stop right there: Kimemia and Iringo stole 8.3 or 3.8 billion from the security docket budget, that is on national record, different accounting methods. Everybody in government is pocketing hundreds of millions up there. The men we send to square off against suicide terrorist commando units are lucky to get lunch if any! AIR TRANSPORT. When politicians go to a rally far from Nairobi, the surrounding countryside is a dense park of helicopters. But we read this Ruto's entourage landed at Sotik with seven choppers And so
But when it comes to the ELITE SQUAD, our RECCE ''rapid response'' anti-terrorist commando paratroopers, SITUATION: 700 students held hostage in Garissa, no plane in sight to even fit a gun. No, let me leave this lying boy Boinnet alone. I think I must address myself to the commander in chief, HE the President. He said this You, your excellency, really wanna take full responsibility for a 11-hour delay in the deployment of the top anti-terrorist squad to the theatre of operations in Garissa, 148 innocent dead before the action began? ---30 MINUTES: RECCE action time. END SIEKE. 1. Mr. Kenyatta sir. Just for one single hour. Be a man your age. Stop being a brainless chicken. The anti-terrorist elite unit must, first, have available a permanent MILITARY GRADE transporter choppers, the US-marine CHINOOK is a good starter. and: within 3 minutes of RECCE notification at Ruiru, and ascertaining there was no adequate air transport on base to airlift the choice commando squad, doctor General Julius Karangi (for he must have been notified immediately of a terrorist attack of such magnitude, in addition that he should have been on alert because intelligence expected a hit at an institute) should have ordered any serviceable military choppers to airlift the RECCE to the theater of action pronto. That can not take more than half-an-hour. Mr. Muigai, O commander in chief, your whole military top behaved like headless chicken. Paralysed. They, Karangi foremost, are overfat on chicken of course, their minds childish and unable to deal with a real national emergency. No wonder they do no want the public to know what they do with the security budget. No transport chopper to ferry the RECCE and gear to Garissa? --ponder that. They failed to act on the double, failed to airlift the RECCE in time to nearby Garissa. 11-hour delay, 148 dead. I am calling the entire chiefs of staff out on broad daylight. EXPLAIN this, thee toy soldiers. And your excellency's response? ----Ha, breaking the constitution by ordering the 10,000 annulled applications to commence training! Yawa! The Greeks used to say, when the gods hate you, they send you dogs for leadership. I suspect we are not on the gods' good books, O Kenyans! Eh Ouru, 30 elite Recce, 30 minutes, was all it would take to end the Garissa fiasco. 10,000 Krutus? what is wrong with you, omera wuod Jomo!
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Post by b6k on Apr 6, 2015 14:57:23 GMT 3
Jakaswanga, I'm inclined to agree with you that lessons from Westgate to Mpeketoni haven't been learnt. The Recce Squad was ready to engage the thugs 30 minutes after the massacre began but being a police unit they cannot deploy without orders. They report to the IG, not the president. Yet the IG took hours to give them the order to leave Ruaraka, get to Wilson on some rickety police fixed wing aircraft while a support group went by road. They use a heck of a lot of equipment so those Mpigs choppers wouldn't do them much good, but a Chinook type chopper really needs to be part of their equipment. The question remains, why did the IG take so long to issue the order to deploy Recce once KDF proved ineffective to anything but pinning down the enemy in a hostel? Recce are trained for this type of hostage situations. KDF are not...
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Post by OtishOtish on Apr 6, 2015 17:47:49 GMT 3
Jakaswanga, I'm inclined to agree with you that lessons from Westgate to Mpeketoni haven't been learnt. The Recce Squad was ready to engage the thugs 30 minutes after the massacre began but being a police unit they cannot deploy without orders. They report to the IG, not the president. Yet the IG took hours to give them the order to leave Ruaraka, get to Wilson on some rickety police fixed wing aircraft while a support group went by road. They use a heck of a lot of equipment so those Mpigs choppers wouldn't do them much good, but a Chinook type chopper really needs to be part of their equipment. The question remains, why did the IG take so long to issue the order to deploy Recce once KDF proved ineffective to anything but pinning down the enemy in a hostel? Recce are trained for this type of hostage situations. KDF are not... Were any lessons even considered? Do we even know exactly what happened there? If I recall correctly, there was a half-hearted attempt to look into things, but it came to a quick end and folks entered accept-and-move-on mode. Then came Mpeketoni. Uhuru and Al Shebaab had a brief argument, with Uhuru claiming "credit" for Kenyans and Al Shabab equally vigorously insisting it was them, and then it was soon time to accept and move on. Baragoi, Mandera, ..., similar stories of accept and move on. But always plenty of tough talk.
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Post by jakaswanga on Apr 8, 2015 23:35:03 GMT 3
Jakaswanga, I'm inclined to agree with you that lessons from Westgate to Mpeketoni haven't been learnt. The Recce Squad was ready to engage the thugs 30 minutes after the massacre began but being a police unit they cannot deploy without orders. They report to the IG, not the president. Yet the IG took hours to give them the order to leave Ruaraka, get to Wilson on some rickety police fixed wing aircraft while a support group went by road. They use a heck of a lot of equipment so those Mpigs choppers wouldn't do them much good, but a Chinook type chopper really needs to be part of their equipment. The question remains, why did the IG take so long to issue the order to deploy Recce once KDF proved ineffective to anything but pinning down the enemy in a hostel? Recce are trained for this type of hostage situations. KDF are not... Were any lessons even considered? Do we even know exactly what happened there? If I recall correctly, there was a half-hearted attempt to look into things, but it came to a quick end and folks entered accept-and-move-on mode. Then came Mpeketoni. Uhuru and Al Shebaab had a brief argument, with Uhuru claiming "credit" for Kenyans and Al Shabab equally vigorously insisting it was them, and then it was soon time to accept and move on. Baragoi, Mandera, ..., similar stories of accept and move on. But always plenty of tough talk. General Doctor Karangi has lost his temper. And is fuming around town. Who the hell he is? You ask!? Well, Once upon a time,Jukwaa reported the military now has a '' chokehold'' -that is a b6k terminology of course-- on matters security Kenya. But that of course can further be resolved to
Julius Karangi has a chokehold on all matters security. He is the Lord Protector of Kenya, and the presidency I suppose. jukwaa.proboards.com/thread/9165/new-director-philip-wachira-kameru So if the doctor General is running the security show, the lpase that facilitated the Garissa campus massacre is of course his mess. So he got a lot of sh!t to shove away from his front door. The first heapload one is RECCE or Garissa. Or specifically, their folklorish SuperMan reputation soaring beyond the heavens after a reputed 12-minute action in Garissa -where army commandos, with tanks and overhead jets, had been in action for over 10 hours against 4 gunmen. www.nation.co.ke/news/GSU-KDF-Recce-Unit-Garissa-University-College-Attack/-/1056/2678960/-/3dwc0h/-/index.html But there is a sinister thread under this interservices rivalvry This ''confusion'' fascinated me from the moment I heard of it. And I have put questions directly to one or two active members of the services. What is the official verdict on the death of the executed RECCE commander: friendly fire? Died in heroic service to the country, or cut down by a traitor's bullet? -the ''lootenants'' answerable to Karangi? Gotta tell my students something! Who are the heroes of Westgate, and who the villains? Was it really confusion, or it was a hit, the firefight between the two elite units of our armed forces, a death row? The row continues: The RECCE lost a corporal in Garissa. No post-morterm details of course on the bullet in duty. Huh?
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Post by jakaswanga on Apr 13, 2015 22:00:57 GMT 3
You, your excellency, really wanna take full responsibility for a 11-hour delay in the deployment of the top anti-terrorist squad to the theatre of operations in Garissa, 148 innocent dead before the action began? ---30 MINUTES: RECCE action time. END SIEKE. 1. Mr. Kenyatta sir. Just for one single hour. Be a man your age. Stop being a brainless chicken. The anti-terrorist elite unit must, first, have available a permanent MILITARY GRADE transporter choppers, the US-marine CHINOOK is a good starter. and: within 3 minutes of RECCE notification at Ruiru, and ascertaining there was no adequate air transport on base to airlift the choice commando squad, doctor General Julius Karangi (for he must have been notified immediately of a terrorist attack of such magnitude, in addition that he should have been on alert because intelligence expected a hit at an institute) should have ordered any serviceable military choppers to airlift the RECCE to the theater of action pronto. That can not take more than half-an-hour. Mr. Muigai, O commander in chief, your whole military top behaved like headless chicken. Paralysed. They, Karangi foremost, are overfat on chicken of course, their minds childish and unable to deal with a real national emergency. No wonder they do no want the public to know what they do with the security budget. No transport chopper to ferry the RECCE and gear to Garissa? --ponder that. They failed to act on the double, failed to airlift the RECCE in time to nearby Garissa. 11-hour delay, 148 dead. I am calling the entire chiefs of staff out on broad daylight. EXPLAIN this, thee toy soldiers. And your excellency's response? ----Ha, breaking the constitution by ordering the 10,000 annulled applications to commence training! Yawa! The Greeks used to say, when the gods hate you, they send you dogs for leadership. I suspect we are not on the gods' good books, O Kenyans! Eh Ouru, 30 elite Recce, 30 minutes, was all it would take to end the Garissa fiasco. 10,000 Krutus? what is wrong with you, omera wuod Jomo! The explanation is simple. And Kenyan. The air transport had been hired out privately to the profit of the bosses, and, as collateral advantage, ferry the daughter in law of a boss on the round trip to Nrb. www.nation.co.ke/news/Police-plane-in-Mombasa--on-day-of-Garissa-raid/-/1056/2683914/-/disbskz/-/index.html And so as the RECCE squad chilled in the Wilson Airport, the gunnment killed at the University. I really do not think Mr. President wants to take responsibility for the 148 young students dead due to corrupt negligence. Why does the bureaucracy ignore so many warnings on corruption from the President and his deputy? Because they all know the two, Uhuruto, are in the thick of it.
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Post by jakaswanga on Apr 21, 2015 19:32:46 GMT 3
THE HIGH STRUNG UP VICE PRESIDENT RUTOThis one was not as total as the one Samoei had just after his victory at the elections of 2013. Some will remember that day, how William collapsed in church into a heap of heaving, epileptic shouldered weeping mess, as the High Lord was profusely thanked for the miracle at the ballot box. One might be tempted to cynically remark the good lord eats chicken in exchange for his blessings at the tallying centre. But that is another story. Deputy President William Ruto admires a portrait of himself presented to him by Mzee James Martim when he visited Sururu Secondary School in Njoro, Nakuru County, on Friday 17/04/15. At Sururu Secondary School in Njoro constituency in Nakuru last weekend 17/04/15, the vice president had another vocal melt down in public. He has identified the evil trio who have arrogated themselves the ranks of a priesthood, leading prayers for his doom. With much hecatomb richly laid out with all that pleases a god's heart and seduces the immortal to award the request, the aforementioned have upped their antics in the devising of woe for the VP. It would appear that the threat is credible enough that a meeting was announced to have been arranged with the retired professor of politics, Daniel Arap Moi, the man incidentally whose dynastic plans Ruto and Raila scattered in 2007. In attendance was Uhuru Kenyatta, and we can guess the subject: a truce. But Arap Moi has strenuously denied this report, and could be sueing the daily nation shortly. What is important to note, is that the talk of a KANU resurgence as an alternative to JAP in the Rift Valley seems in effect to be more than just talk. Perhaps it has money behind it, and a grievance. And that makes the guilty afraid.I think William should steel his nerves. Otherwise he starts to whine, and carry the odour of a bull in the relegation quarter. Such a bull soon becomes a straggler, becomes an enticing prospect to the hyenas stalking the herd, and is further prepared by other scavengers into a rich picking for vultures. Of late Kenyan cartoonists are having a field day drawing William with teary eyes and a handkerchief. On one hand, top warriors who weep in public are a treasure, you see, when top predators possessed of neat killer instincts show they can be so teary-feely in public, they steal female hearts. Then would them ladies throng a hustler-jet for a round trip around the continent, and take a very dim view of those praying for the demise of the hero. However, for soldiers specialising in trading charcoal abroad in anti-terrorist wars and occasionally very ruthless in collective punishment when some of them perish, the prospect of having a commander in chief who will break down in tears everytime Al-Shabaab shows him the middle finger, is far from enticing, nay, is outrightly revolting. In this army women do not command men at war. It is that old fashioned. Just like the Kenyan state itself in which, from the list of 175, those who rise to the zenith are mostly thieves. Very barbaric. THE WALL WHICH MUST COME.National Youth Service personnel clear the way for the construction of a wall at Kiunga Border Post in Lamu County on Tuesday. The Government wants to control movement along Kenya-Somalia border.I am beginning to thin I should support this Border Wall. I have gathered from Somalia sources, that the line proposed by Kenyans is 2km inside Somali territory. And with William Ruto insisting it will be built -whatever it takes-- all the way, we are looking at over 1000km of wall! From Mandera to Kiunga in Lamu. That is (Mandera-El Wak-Dif-Jara Jila-Magdaramo-Chiambone-Kiunga. The proposed landgrab is therefore (2km x 1000 km) = 2000 square kilometers. That is bigger than some Emirates I know. That is huge and I am hungry for land, even a desert. With human ingenuity, 2000sqkm can be a paradise. And with our army already on the other side, who is gonna kick us out!? That is why I am contemplating supporting the wall: a landgrab to square off Migingo in Uganda. but that last statement spoils the fun. No sane administrator embarks on a 1000 km wall without a clear understanding of the costs. You do not run even a banana republic like that. There could be better ways of spending public money in the anti-terrorism exercise than a land-grabbing wall! Where is the evidence this wall will work against internal Al-Shabaab cells formed by some of the 4,000 locals we recruited, trained, failed and turned against us? This is public money to be spent. And there is need for records which can be accounted. Otherwise thy kalasinga is just being your usual self, a kind of Singh.here is Somali sense of humour
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Post by jakaswanga on Apr 27, 2015 22:52:27 GMT 3
THE GREAT FCUCK UP IN THE SKIES.The economic super-power of the region let fly a military aircraft into little and poor Eritrea, violating the sensitive guy's airspace without earlier notification. That would be an invasion, which can be registered as an air-raid. Big Brother Ethiopia is not signed up to the independence of Eritrean Airspace. UFO's make little brother very nervous. No body respects international law anymore. See the Saudis in Yemen. You feel powerful enough to kick a little brat, you do. The war-experienced Eritreans wouldn't take anybody's good word for it. So they ordered the plane to land, turn back, or get shot out of the air! (that is the hottest version. Another long shot one goes PORK went ''ONG'ORA''. That is hanky panky ding dong business, just a few cities away! And first lady Maggie needs a story to believe in!). Luckily there was just enough fuel to scurry back to JKIA, Nairobi. All is well that ends well. Still It is a Quixotic tale. He was throwing words? Yawa, his Excellency can be that human!? (the girl or boy in question failed to turn up or what?) I found the following highly amusing. Because long in the beginning, Uhuru bad expressly barred Ruto from driving himself without escort around town. Even if Ruto did to meet him, a self-humiliating act of professional loyalty, it still caused him huge discomfort, making him loose his temper and throw unpresidential words. -WTF!? Desperate situations need daring acts! Give Ruto a break. Ati Ruto drove himself. I remembered this: and this is serious really. and that Otishotish once overheard this admonition to the same, at the same airport, during a departure this time to the Hague ICC Pork told D-Pork. DAY IN THE LIFE OF KENYA'S TOP PEOPLE.So the VP, in-and-outgoing chief of staff, the security minister, the chief of police, all spent this evening as presidential waiting girls!? Right there is what is called a wasted evening. These people, for their paygrade, would have been more useful elsewhere, even having quality time with their wives or children. Waving a bad-tempered President in-and-out of the country should be left to the likes of Miss Kenya and other singles ready to mingle, you hear me girls? -Handmaids, that is what I think all these grown up men, some with titles like (ex) Generals, really are in effect. The two handmaids or twin orderly Generals Mwathethe and Karangi better spend the evening plotting doom for Al-Shabaab. And 'Kaissery and 'Oinnett better be inspecting if all choppers are ready in stations, in case RECCE has to fly somewhere! That, dear orderlies, is how you earn keep, not standing in the cold at a lonely airport waiting for a very irritated happy-go-lucky kid, probably having had one too many in the skies near god. Meanwhile Al-Shabaab was plotting to blow up parliament and Migori Teachers college! or not [story has now been debunked by OCPD there) The good news is this is a human story. It takes a human to fcuck up! But I do not know what it takes for a c.ock up!
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Post by jakaswanga on May 6, 2015 22:34:34 GMT 3
here is something chilling. Chilling because the conflicts of land are bound to cause us more deaths than terrorism ever would. Mpeketoni, Baragoi or Nadome. of the IDP's of Mau. They all boil down to land. (and it is to the landgrabbers that we look for solutions! that is hot! Kenya!)
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Post by jakaswanga on May 12, 2015 20:41:31 GMT 3
SHINING KNIGHTS CHARGING THE CROWD IN BOMETIt is a detail which caught my eye. One of the major owners of MEDIA in Kenya, is ' 'Berlusconi'' Ouru Kenyatta. His Print-paper media imperium boasts at least one known newspaper. Then, speaking in Bomet on Sunday the 10th of May 2015, the charged if irritated Newspaper owner let slip a formidable opinion: GAZETI NI KUFUNGA NYAMA!That is true of course, but there is more. Otishotish, b6k, Kamalet -in fact the coterie of Jukwaa elite, in their enthralled snobbishness, are on record with deep sneers at the no, not the papers themselves, but rather the quality of their 8-4-4 pedestrian journalists.So, Mr. Kenyatta confessed he is selling garbage and he knows it! A honest man! What he did not confess is how much money the garbage is making him, or costing him. And how much political capital, or spin positives, it is earning him in the propaganda war called politics. Otherwise it is a dangerously honest slip of the tongue. (We saw another arrogant Minister of Justice bite the dust today in Egypt, after he told the nation, that, however qualified and competent, the son of a street-sweeper can not be bestowed the responsibility of being a Judge! Egypt rose like a swarm of disturbed bees. You wouldn't want to know whose son Gamal Abdel Nasser was. It reminded me of a beer company which nearly collapsed after the proprietor was taped at a party declaring: ''beer is for cheap ignorant slime. I would never drink it!'' His share of the market went to the competitors and he was bought out. Silvio Berlusconi was always critically accused of '' dumbing Italian Tv'' and mind-numbing the Italian electorate, with a daily dose of soft-porn and other fantasy-specific female body extravaganzas. He won the argument by a honest confession. ''That is what I live for: young beautiful women. And that is what I love to spend my money on most. God, I wouldn't want to watch anything else on TV!''The Italians looked at his bunga-bunga and viagra-ridden life and concluded it was the only honest thing he ever said in his life. And gave him the vote. kin of. I thought of all these things and I hoped Mr. Kenyatta's listeners had other things on their minds than add memory space to what the son of Jomo was saying about papers. Radio stations, that is where the opinion is being made. And I would advise esteemed Jukwaa to monitor ''VERNACULAR'' radio stations from the big five: Kikuyu, Kamba, Kalenjin, Luo, Luhya and Meru, now that 2017 fever ups. Gazeti in English and Swahili running on 8-4-4 journalists n i kufunga nyama ya punda ndio, kind of. But in vernacular, in linguistic pyrotechnics, when Kenyans swim like fish in water in their mother tongues, tongues whose depths they are masters of, one would be shocked at the incessant even if distant and dim echoes of RTCM. Radio Mille Collines, Burundi!!! But back to the cynical ''Rupert Murdoch'' of Kenya. Omera Ouru, upgrade your product, or at least your mind. Cynical junk pedlar that you are! I know in the market they are takers even for rotten goods, but I abhor the president of the republic of Kenya so openly cynical, as he rakes in profits from selling inferior goods. It makes me think that is also how His Excellency runs the state to his profit: Delivering nothing to the people, topping up his banks to the brim. Laughing all the way to 2022! and beyond! TILL DEATH DO US PARTNB: The don expressed his undying love for the Rift Valley and Pancha. Pancha responded in kind, giving the anecdote this was not a Raila-Kibaki forced marriage, but a love-match. The crowd nodded effusively. Of course. The double shackle, the bond of ICC, no longer binds them together at the foot, and a friend in need is a friend in deed. And even the best of marriages have their off days, and in Kenya, having a mpango wa kando does not undercut the beauty of the marriage. If Ruto was unavailable, for some reason, Kenyatta could still have another Kalenjin for mate. Even another named Rutto.
William is a firm believer in African culture. He indicated so in his anti-homo rant. So he knows in the event of his incapacitation, the Kalenjin are culturally okayed to supply a replacement. these things are not personal. It is just the way life works.
Nobody has burnt houses in Mau or wherever. And no evictions will be carried out before ALTERNATIVE LAND IS FOUND. The crowd nodded again. ---Of course they know there have been evictions and burnings and only the arrival on the scene by baringo senator Moi and KANU Salat, moved William Ruto to save face. But this was no day ---apparently there was a peace deal for the day-- to contradict visitors, nor remind them the last few weeks in Mau have been uncannily similar to the Raila-Kibaki way they are supposed to differ.
NB; Sometimes when one watches such a strong performance of politicians on the unity dance, one wonders which PR-buro is running the show. For most politicians are only show-cases, or bill-boards of PR buros. of course the performance is an interplay of factors ---making it sometimes a ''Frankestein event''. A freak show, as audiences, aware of other truths, enjoy the theatre.
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Post by jakaswanga on Jul 26, 2015 10:07:08 GMT 3
MUIGAI WA JOMO AS THE PERFECT HOST, NATURALLY SOInstinctively pro-Western and American posh familiar, President Ouru Kenyatta cut an affable and comfortable presence in the role of POTUS Obama's host. He has been radiant and well pleased with himself, and he has reason to. Right from the start, his patient waiting for airforce one --which some would have found undignifying, seemed not to bother him. He recognised it would be a patience, and a humiliy well rewarded. It was. As Obama expensively arrived on the ground with his treadmill conditioned feet, Ouru and Obama seemed to understand one another without pardon, and the clear absence of the need to translate, quickly and charmingly brought the two heads of state to beer-hall bonhomie. Uhuru loved the moment, in fact he had even slipped his kids into the official line of introduction amongst state dignitaries --and from the burst of laughter, I reckon Obama asked if the lad was the guy offering 500 'beasts' of swaggering gait for the hand of one of his daughters! (what else could have bent Jomo's son double in laughter as Obama's toothy grin gave way to a heads-back burst of laughter. This was chemistry, unscripted and outside the spindoctor's director's book of sketches. Then came the momentary dissolution of POTUS into a kid brother before a warm, kindly elder sister. The world cameras have not had enough of the Obamas hug. Auma Obama, skin dark in the husky, dusky light of evening Nairobi, was not being official here. May be she planned to be stiff and formal, but blood and love went where it had to go, and out flew the warmth; these were two affectionate Obamas from of old. Auma must have wryly thought of the first time she picked up her brother Barry from this airport, decades ago. But this night, it would not be a ramshackle junk of a VW-beetle for a ride, ooyo, it would be all the world's limo, aka The Beast. A nuclear missile proof fort of megalomanic electro-mechanical engineering, with smart-gadgets unspeakable to boot; and, O yes, far from an unknown skinny brownie of yonder, little brother Barrack was currently the most important politician in the World. But for all that, Auma nyar Alego took it all in step. -So what, beasts and presidents come and go, but a brother? That was a bond to stay. And would still be, long after the pomp of the most powerful presidency on earth is gone to the next occupant or next stage in the sequel of performances. The son of Jomo was a dignified host. Without knowing it, he revealed the schizophrenia which so disconcerts Kenyan politics. To the last detail of emotion was no hint of ethnic animosity in neither the mannerisms nor the speeches of Ouru. He was a tribeless, timeless, modernised and proper renaissance man. A national pleasure, treasure and pride. He gave us a vision of what we can be, proper in mind Kenyan. But with the guest gone, i guess recidivism will be our lot tomorrow without fail. Like a hangover following a night of high and excess. Gikuyu xenophobes will be at war with equivalent Luos they call kerhers, and who call them 'atwaras'. Pre-historic modes of social intercourse will reign and mentalities of uncivilised man will come to the fore, as if the few Obama days of civility were fiction happened in another planet. I do not know if Uhuru Kenyatta has had his Saul on the road to Damascus moment, and with fanatical passion can he pursue what is right for the nation to unlock its potential -like the corruption fight he and Barry waxed unison about. But history is a bad precedent, miracles never happen in power, and Uhuru is in power, already set and heading for re-election. The train wont be leaving its rails. Fighting corruption means, amongst other key lieutenants like Anne Waiguru, taking on his maker and running mate, Kipchirchir Singh. Kenyatta therefore can not contemplate a hard line on corruption, without toying with the idea of a one term presidency, or outright political suicide. Most powerful of the republic he be, but still he is immobilised between the devil and the deep sea, checkmated by real politic. So what we are left with is the vision, the vision of what else is possible in the realm of relationships between people, states and all. If hate can be mongered recklessly like with retards like Moses Kuria, love and respect too can be mongered between antagonistic heritages, like we saw between the Obamas and the Kenyattas. It is a lesson we are likely to ignore as Kenyans, but recognise it we have in our hearts. I guess we have chosen the path of self-destruction and the dehumanising hatefulness of ethnic bigotry and prejudice, and so we must live with the consequences of our primitiveness. But what a nauseating primitive assault it will be on the senses, to listen to chatter-rots like Aden Duale as they monopolise the airwaves again with their vile broth brewed of loose, unbrushed tongues! But those were a days to ponder, Barrack and Muigai they leave us with! Uhuru's intellectual dips included homosexuality as a non-issue for Kenya. No, this is an issue for which people get lynched. Uhuru's dismissive tone is therefore a life in denial. Churches have sought audience with the government following a court ruling allowing for lobby-group formations, and non other than the VP of Kenya is on record, denouncing its un-africanness and anti-Christianity. It is an emotionally explosive issue. Kenyatta's gloss was therefore the proverbial ostrich with his head deep there. The second is in his stating the principle of non-alignment as he entertained the captain of the number one world hegemon whose agenda for continued world domination is clearcutly stated by his thinktanks and security chiefs -refer the latest comments of the defence secretary respective the South China Sea; the commander of the NATO, and the incoming Chief of Armed forces staff. The comments have to do with Russia and China. --And this China is set to continue being organically intertwined with Africa. In my opinion the best option for non-alignment would be to tone down on intensive security contacts with the great powers, and concentrate on medium and lesser trade partners, who lack the ability to coerce Kenya into their orbit, and use us as a pawn in their geopolitical games against the other rival power. NB: I do not see Kenya letting the Chinese presidential security take over the country so thoroughly like the Americans NATURALLY DID, vetting even which state house employee came in or not. Every blind could see where the heart of our state beats: we enjoyed our surrender, waxed masochistic in self-indulgent glee at the evidence our subjugation. But well, they say somethings one does not admit in politics, even when they are elephants in the room! Kenya is a host of african countries specifically denoted by the USA to further her imperial interests in Africa. I think we are aligned, and it has its dramatic ravages, our hearts West, our pockets and beds feathered East; like those locked into a marriage while loving somebody else, Kenya is quite an emotional turmoil. We gotta keep up appearances, and our President mus necessarily be our lead actor, until we are fully independent! some day, some day in the distant future. NB: And I love the photo of the adopted Luo world leader shaking hands with the maligned Kalenjin saviour of the Luo lumpen during PEV! Now, if he concludes Mount Kenya wont back him after two-Muigai terms and is prompted to run against the boss next year, he can spread this photo in Nyanza for the goodwill effect! Such is political symbolism.
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Post by jakaswanga on Jul 29, 2015 20:13:48 GMT 3
MUIGAI WA JOMO AS THE PERFECT HOST, take 2: PERFECT VASSAL.The greatest show on Earth has left town. The caravan has moved on. We thud back to planet earth. Awendo ok we yiere; nyathi thuol en thuol. ----Traits, socio economic or genetic, are not easily shed. That is why class suicide is such a scarce historical phenomenon. Thus will we, verily before this week is gone, watch His Excellency Muigai Kenyatta II, our young prezzo who only yesterday had such a bewitching act as an aspirant modern, renaissance man, revert to his occupied personality: that of a historically moribund comprador chieftain running a graft incorp masquerading as a government. Of course that yesterday in question, he was playing the perfect host to the visiting emperor to whom he is a vassal head, and, appearances to keep having, he had to listen to the lecture as the King of the Capitalist Empire, The Potus Barrack Obama, mock elucidated the pitfalls of run-away corruption. The comprador (running Kenya and Africa as local gangsters aka kleptocrats) are, as an infantile and immature class, given to very lowly and uncouth table manners. Necessarily short-sighted, they have not internalised capitalism as a system, and therefore take for granted the infrastructures of capitalism -that is (1) the institutes which perpetuate the system and (2) the modalities --checks and balances--- which keep them tip-top and in shape, ie historically resilient and dominant. NB -- small example: Those who have visited mature capitalist countries would not have failed to notice for instance the MASSIVE INVESTMENT IN ENERGY. Even 1000km highways have streetlights all the way, and in the winter, 24 hours on. Power, - electricity from whatever source, is the fuel of capitalism. Its abundance allows labour to be put to use 24/7. And you know what labour is to capitalism in conjuction with machinery, and why it must be relentlessly run 24/7 ad infinitum. There are therefore no power black-outs permissible, leading to factory or production shut-downs in (a mature) capitalism. Some people will be surprised to learn lots of countries have gone a century without power blackouts, nor rations, nor cuts! That is called the energy infrastructure. An elementary. Now, if you look around Africa, you would be hard-pressed to find a state-house without a candle or safari lamp . You see at any time of the day the presidential lights can dim out!!! UHURU THE KNIGHT!True, the son of Jomo neither promised a new robustness in the fight against corruption, nor did he acknowledge to suffer intent or obedience to the admonitions of the Americans on this subject. But the emperor Barrack did give some spectacular figures on the cost of corruption to Kenya (half a million jobs per year). No sooner was the circus of the travelling caravan of the Great POTUS show on the wings aloft, than BAM, we have this from the dead-man-walking office of the auditor general And these all form a wonderful opportunity for the son of Jomo to prove himself 1. Business as usual -an empty shell of a pretender, paralysed and marooned in the rot of graft. 2. The promise Obama would have us believe he is. (Truly Truly I say unto you, the USA only needs an obedient security partner to act as boots on the ground as a component to US air-power, and Uhuruto have sworn loyalty by the blood of Kenyans serving in the KDF in Somalia. That is the secret of Obama's many pats on the back! Kenya will pledge loyalty in blood supply, in Somalia. Raila and co proposed withdrawal, and Obama showed them just how ruthless the game is. NB: Ruto can kill gays if he wants. But were he to propose withdrawing KDF from Somalia before the Americans say so, I can guarantee he would end up in jail in a cold land. This is not about Kenyan politics, this is about American domination of the Indian Ocean at a time when two Asian powers are rising and, covertly, staking rival claim to the same, India and China, and Iran is getting unleashed as a medium power, soon to bypass the UK or France. Kenya and the old Christian nation of Ethiopia have no options. The dice is cast!) NB2: Obama is of course satisfied with Uhuru's determination to rid Kenya of corruption: he is a cold blood Obama, I tell ya. Here is a hint. And your government is praised! well, kind of! Well, we all know what gives! Any bets: anybody really know who made the decision to send the KDF to Somalia!? Any guesses?
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Post by jakaswanga on Jul 31, 2015 20:27:17 GMT 3
FEASTING ON HUMBLE PIE COULD BECOME A NATIONAL PASSTIMEMutua, Kalonzo, Karua, Raila and Wetangula today; but will it be the whole country tomorrow?In the aftermath of the visit by the now great man who prefers to ride his own 'beast' wherever he goes, I have enjoyed the humorous takes of fellow Kenyans on some aspects I had lazied on. The oppositional quatro (of Raila, Kalonzo, Wetangu- and Martha Karua) seem to have choked on excessive humble pie, the American beast-rider indulging them with a touch of malice. Then there was the effusive case of the Machakos governor, Dr. Alfred Mutua, whose now famous apology I completely missed. In any case I had also forgotten that in an earlier life as the chief government spokesperson, the man from Ukambani, who earned the nickname Goebbels, had occasion to make an untidy mess of himself when a certain junior senator from Illinois visited town and had the audacity to criticise the GCG or whatever. Alfred Mutua had colourfully lauded Barrack Obama for a candid display of stupidity and ignorance of the Kenyan situation; and enjoying himself immensely, had gone on to advise the irrelevant nuisance of an American politician, that he served Kenya best by shutting up on his safari visits! What I remembered was a similar take by Rateng' Ogego, then ambassador to Canada I think, courtesy of Raphael Tuju who, the rumour mill now mongers, will run for his old Rarieda seat should tough-guy Nicolas Gumbo screw up his guts and point his sword at Cornel Rasanga in open challenge --but that is another story. That was then. FastForward to now and Walhala! Alfred Mutua intimidated the shaky s/o Jomo into giving him pride of place, to shake the hands of and bid Barrack Obama bye. Uhuru was shaky because the emerging alliance between Kalonzo Musyoka and Charity Ngilu is a potential Jubilee vote loss in Eastern counties, wherefore an independent or crossed-over-to-Jubilee Alfred Mutua could possibly be a stopper (or at the very least a bandage) on the haemorrhage. This is what Dr. Goebbels used to bewitch the s/o Jomo and jump the queue, so that he could have a one on one with the exalted American. ''You had your Jenipher Pesaki, Barrack. You thus know how spindoctors are wont to have them off days. Then do their tongues slip! I know your great heart did not take it to heart! and we cool now Mr. President
--next time around I am your host at Machakos! Please sir!'' But Ruto too was booking space in the agenda of the soon to be ex-POTUS! IT so seems media material come a dozen a dime when it comes to Kenyan politicians telling off foreign powers when they are in office. With glee, Kenyans have unearthed Raila, Kalonzo, Martha and Weta amongst others who pretended patriotic zeal. Barrack Obama toyed with them in public with an element of vindictiveness, underscoring the fact that the Jubilee administration had fully signed up the imperial agenda. The USA does not endorse you if you are not gonna be their running dog. See what they have been cooking for 'recalcitrant' leftists in South America, with a star role for Venezuela under Bolivarian disciple Maduro, and earlier on, Hugo Chavez. It is a lesson to Uhuru Kenyatta who may be tempted to think the promises he made to Barrack Obama will be forgotten by the next administration, under a Bush or a Clinton. No, Obama came as an institute, an imperial institute. When lesser states betray imperial powers, their impressionable leaders seeking to get out of the choking embrace by the backdoor or by engaging in a doublecross with a rival power, things can turn very nasty indeed. This is why I think short of a revolution this visit sealed our fate. We are sold. Lock and key. This means the detail that the USA is not our major and dynamic economic partner will force us into a limping, uncomfortable gait, more so as the celebrated Asia pivot of the USA leads to an increasingly more confrontational disambiguation. For instance: there was the security analysis that the oil-pipeline conflict between South and North Sudan was deliberately exacerbated to hurt China's economy by reducing the cheap Sudan oil import. Suppose this is serious and South Sudan is a super-power battleground, and the neighbouring countries of Kenya and Ethiopia are the key security linkmen for the USA in the region, while at the same time China is their greatest trading partner, then the question would arise, on which leg does the shoe fit!? I have been watching Kenyan diplomacy in Sudan, and paying attention to Bi Amina, our minister for foreign affairs, and not getting any convinced the envoy Dalmas Otieno Kalausi is any better than Marende (Baluhya must quit ODM) to CAR (Central African republic). It is a bit like KDF and Somalia: part of a very large troop concentration, but there is no PEACE PROGRESS as a political component to the military showcase. -What does than mean in conflict resolution? Of the Somali civil war? He, Bi Amina: are we for a UNIFIED SOMALIA, or we are fine with it as Balkanised as now? Or we could not care less any which way so long there are trees to fell for charcoal and sugar and automobiles to smuggle from Kismayo free port!? Far from all that, Kenyan politicians are used to getting away with screwing their public with impunity. And now, given the non-alignment statement of our President, they salivate to play one power against the other without responsibilities. That can only succeed if the Chinese and Americans are fools, and (2) they are as helpless as the Kenyan population in the face of this our rogue elite. Obama was not vituperative, but he still made the point harshly. It is a good moment for a dose of national introspection, not just laughing at the opposition who, in content, aren't any different from the incumbents. The whole nation could be eating humble pie sooner than we think possible. Loans, debt servitude, I been watching what's been happening to Greece. foonote: One of those days for jenipher psaki.
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Post by jakaswanga on Oct 10, 2015 10:47:57 GMT 3
TONGUE ABOUT CHEEK! HOW TOUGH IS ARMY COMMANDER LT. GEN. LEONARD NGONDI? www.mod.go.ke/?p=4481 Leonard Ngodi sworn in at state house. This week Thursday at the Kenya Military Academy in Nakuru county, during the commissioning (we used to call it passing out parade) of officer cadets, his excellency the son of Jomo was in his quixotic element. Thinking of the deployment in Somalia and other nearby challenges like unpatriotic teachers, the Commander in Chief heaped praise on the Kenya Defense Forces, donnishly underscoring the role of the brass core as the pillars of both local and regional security. en.starafrica.com/news/kenyan-leader-praises-security-forces-role-in-anti-terror-war.html It was a performance which made some of us wonder why the youthful president never hits such heights of oracular excellence when discussing some other grave issue, like the debt and corruption which cripples his administration's every lurch forward. Waxing lyrical in apparent jubilant delirium fired by the latest reports from the Somali battlefield, President Kenyatta outranked even the most versatile of North Korean public POETS extolling the virtues of the Kim-dynasty-led KPA (Korean Peoples Army). Kenyatta narrated with superior phrase how, in Somalia, time after time and again, hordes of American marines have escaped certain death at the hands of Al-Shabaab 'RELI-maddies' only by the steely, native wit of our KDF bravehearts. The Word Marshals Obonyo and Oguna, colonels, and the Twitter-Marshall Emanuel Chirchir, could be spied oozing immaculate delight at the articulate twang of the national CEO, also known as CiC. Following a few operational hiccup at Westgate Mall in Nairobi, anti nationalist detractors like Otishotish, Kamalet and Podp, are on treasonable record dismissively waving away KDF hotshots as lootenants. Not to be left behind in the treacherous fest of condemnations, unpatriotic terrorists sympathisers like the odd duo of Onyango Oloo and b6k, writing on the terrorist manifesto known as Jukwaa, all berated and joined the treasonable -and Abdulmote sponsored-- public flagellation of the KDF as lootenants. Were DPP Keriako Tobiko not already overburdened with more hateful rot from the republic of Kenya -think of Mutahi Ngunyi and his Luo-hate errand boy Moses Kuria; tabloid senator Johnstone Muthama; the thieving mutant powerlady Anne Waiguru, he Keriako surely would have been commissioned to investigate the top-side-down heads of these Jukwaa miscreants. The son of Jomo disagreed in full with these odd-ball narratives such Doubting Toms. '' Utter Nonsense!', he thundered in Nakuru barracks, his eyes weedy with patriotic fumes, his voice charged with celestial feelings grazing on stratospheric power-sources. Did not the KDF stand down the elite commando core of the legendary IDF (Israeli Defence Force), when they came to Wesgate as if it was another 30 minutes at Entebbe? Yes, did not the then Top Gun Julius Karangi, or military Top Doc I should say, dismiss the Negev desert brownies as fake Rambos specialised more in the mowing down of stone-throwing Palestinian youth than seeing the holistic pathways necessary for complex situations? And so the legendary best of the IDF who make any parade of Arab Generals soil their pants at the prospect of matching up to, folded tail and re-boarded their battleship, back to strafing unprotected Gaza where resilient Hamas resides. NB1. (This Gaza-based religious terrorist outfit of a Hamas is of course piously loyal to the pursuit of Palestinian statehood, no less than the first generation of Zionists were, as they sought to concretise the dream of a Jewish homeland in face of universal hatred!) NB2. Indifferent Luo-Boy Obama granting Brutal-Yid-Boy Netanyahu the total run of the Arab skies to rain explosive death on Palestinian kids has not dented this dream for own statehood any. Nb3: The commander in chief of the Kenya defence Forces avoided two elephants in the room. 1. Corruption is eating away at morale in Somalia: -Hear, O King, the tales of the young widows them whose low-ranked men perished in Somalia under the patriotic flag of the republic of Kenya. Who is stealing their money at defence headquarters?Aah yes, this is Kenya! And if some hapless young man falls for fiery patriotic speeches of the corrupt political and military elite, he will be the fool for it. So let us ask the one soldier reputed to be an exception. Lieutenant General Ng'ondi is the commander of the Army. Looks like one we can rely on not to loot the widow's kitty. But the coin is rolling in the air, heads or tails, leonard? Samson Mwathethe, chief of staff. Joseph Kasaon. AND HERE IS YOUR HOMEWORK, DEAR HEROIC GENERALS That was 2014. But during the recent teachers strike, apart from loafing around chang'aa joints, some of us history teachers were of course voluntarily employed collecting data from across the country on the plight of KDF WIDOWS. With that data I am telling tough-guy Leonard Ngondi: there is something rotten at the heart of the DoD. Looting the accounts of hapless widows and orphans whose beloveds died defending the land is vermin behaviour. My mind is clear on that. No Field Commander however tough and ruthless and brave and competent, is worth a dog's drop of blood, if he loots the accounts of his dead soldiers who bore him rank and promotion, and hurls their survivors to abject poverty. Get that man, do not let politicians without morals make you betray the fellowship of death at war. Erase this theft, General. Unless you are too are in the mix, as a Top Lootenant! The son of Jomo, CiC, wouldn't know what am talking about, would he!? The template: histories that repeated themselves, farce or tragedy?
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Post by jakaswanga on Oct 19, 2015 22:06:18 GMT 3
Uhuru Kenyatta's coming act of political vandalism!
The toughest political math inside Uhuru Kenyatta's head,if you ask me, is of course his chances of staying president if he irreparably breaks with William Ruto.
Breaking with William Ruto is a dissolution of the Kalenjin-Kikuyu tyranny of numbers formula, (that is if one factors not in, the alleged rigging which helped the numbers tilt over the threshold!)
My own quixotic advise would be: If it aint broke, don't break it while you are on top. Let the underdog break it. Uhuru and his odd-ball Gikuyu supremacists have enough time to betray Ruto after Kenyatta's two terms. It would be foolish to rock the boat now. And anyway, a break between Kenyatta and Ruto now will be likely ignition to an enraged blowback which will erase all remaining Gikuyu from Kalenjinland; for if those prayer rallies and the Uhuruto ticket brought peace and apparent reconciliation, then they also need to stick to the script to continue the peace-show! (but I do not think national cohesion is an agenda on any of these politician's hearts)
On the other hand, the suspicions in Ruto's mind are correct. Once Uhuru hits the lame duck stretch as prezzo, his clout in Gikuyuland will be spent. He will be the past, and the voice of dead presidents are museum pieces: Interesting, but fossils. Gikuyu nationalism and her real economic interests will not be stayed from making a run for power, nay, the old debts to a gone Kenyatta would find another dead-end narrative, and quietly be forgotten. The Kalenjin be told to stop whining and move on.
Pancha knows his class of honourless creeps enough to perceive that for himself. Then there is the crowd which fixed him. Out of fear, they must do their best to prevent the rise of Ruto to the top. And their motive is as ruthless as the rage in Ruto's heart. For them, even now is not too early to cook mischief for the Samoei.
Both parties recognise this looming show-down. The settling of scores that must in the game.
What can Ruto do?
My opinion is he should be patient. But behind the scenes get clarity from Kenyatta's mind. Is his continued ICC predicament a function of Kenyatta's deliberate reluctance to pull weight (perhaps at the behest of nefarious courtiers?) both internationally and locally? This question must be answered with clarity in Ruto's mind. Kenyatta must show him a series of serious steps, statesmanlike, both private and international, to defeat the ICC, and have him Ruto free for the local duel, and game of succession power.
On the populist side, to dispel popular Kalenjin discomfort at a narrative of innate Gikuyu treachery when it comes to promises of power, Kenyatta must go to Kalenjin land --Holy Kapkatet historic grounds and, speaking in Kalenjin, swear with his dead father that there will be no treachery on his part, and even if the Gikuyu flee from Ruto in 2022, he and the Kenyatta money will back Ruto to the hilt. And repeat the oath in Gikuyu! (his eyes aflame with Ngai-laced fortifications!)
Why such a radical cultural step?
1. To prevent the discomfort of suspicion germinating into real paranoia as election fever heats up.
2. Because the sudden, new hullabaloo that Raila fixed Ruto, is a wobbly political ploy which will not work twice. Ruto's smart lawyer Khan is not buying it. And like Ruto said there is a shortage of fools in Kenya, winning two elections in a row on the basis of using Raila as an evil pretext is a long shot too much. I can see Gideon Moi ridiculing Ruto as the herdsboy who cried wolf one time too much, and lost the plot. Raila's use-value as a bogeyman, scapegoat, has a sell-by-date, even to the most stupid Kalenjin voter.
But the most dangerous thing to the career of William Ruto ---in my opinion---- remains incompetence. Henry Rotich is a Kalenjin of sorts, for all his inner Jubilee credentials advertised by Analytical Red Oloo of Jukwaa. The Kerio man is spectacularly educated, yet has become a total buffoon at the top of the treasury. Besides, most of the Ruto entourage are proving substandard implements, and worse, odious and cheaper thieves than the lowest MK-mafia administrator, if you go by the (EACC) ethics and anti corruption indictment list. Given Kenya's dreams -industrialisation and financial kingship in the region and beyond, it is not wise to think competence will continue to be a non-factor in the coming, foreseeable elections.
The public health service has collapsed; the educational sector is in shambles; public administration is gone under. The nation instinctively recognises a crisis, a still-unfolding crisis which has unmasked recycled KANU garbage. William Ruto may find out, for all his glib tongue, that even the cynical fanning of anti-homosexual bigotry will not override concerns about health, education, security and theft.
But first, the ICC. And a show-down behind the scenes with Uhuru. But remember O warrior, Uhuru Kenyatta has read all your files on theft and the rest --and you have nor read his, nor yours!
That is an uneven playfield. Where you are the meal. But a warrior is to fight, and if the odds be bad, to embrace his death -with honour!
But then there is this street rumour Uhuru Kenyatta bought you, Sir William, out long ago! That aint warrior stuff. That is a wh-ore. And a paid up who-re can not complain too much about being used and left for litter. It is in the contract, signed. And the game is ruthless.
There is a yawning vacuum at the top. Currently filled by incompetence.
But hold your fires! O competent men! We have not run out of dead wood yet! And who said history is ever in a hurry!?
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Post by jakaswanga on Nov 2, 2015 21:49:12 GMT 3
THE COMICAL BUT NOT SO AMUSING PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLICI thought I could retire this tragic subject. I was mistaken. It is now that a wave of political worms are crawling out of the woodwork to have their say, and, behold, some characters are even classifiable as 'Our Dead Speak. They are ghosts arisen from the political graveyard as it were. The rejoinders are too juicy to let lie. They inadvertently tell a dark tale of our land. It is like Jubilee is a carcass for hounds, even dead hounds! but the don is not yet in a mood for a shot of reality. he prefers his fantasy world. If he manages to trap the nation in his make-believe universe, detoxification will be nauseating. In an amazing feat of self-delusion -actually fit for the psychiatric ward, President Kenyatta cut the perfect picture of the famous ostrich, furrowing, oblivious to other dangers that be I can only say the Catholic church, successful for centuries in selling illusions, was a fitting platform for the president to deny the Earth goes round the Sun. Here is an example of such empty noises he has been hearing of late. And here is an interesting plot. Henry 'Punitive' Rotich is fawning before his owner, the Dracula Lagarde, promising the countess pounds of flesh and liters of blood from the already over bled Wanjiku. Punitive tax measures combined with punitive interest rates, in a country where taxation is already close to the bone --for the middle and lower sectors! Uhuru Kenyatta's everything is okay is reflective of his own class, but his superimposition of his class experience into the general Wanjiku experience is dreamland stuff. Of course it is possible he is putting a brave face on it, in other words he is engaging in a calculated denial, a tactical lie in order not to dampen the morale of the troops, but with reports like this one below all over, such a lie is bound to make a tragi-comedian out of the man from Gatundu. And then comes Rotich with his letter to enforcer Lagarde on what he plans to do, to raise ksh.64Bn. There are also the little reports like NYS downing their tools on the Anti-Al-Shabaab wall. These lowly workers have been forgotten! (ie there is no pay!). With the kind of monies being lost in that department, how could there be pay so far away in Mandera!? The supply line must dry out in the sand somewhere, Kenya style. Mr. Kenyatta says this is all empty noise being made. I can conclude he will not, and is not running for re-election on performance. The promises he made last time around were too outlandish and have run aground. And he cannot be bothered no more. He therefore needs a new story, or, if reality is too harsh that he has to deny it like this, he has to dispense with the sugarcoatings of Kenyan politics and make the pitch for what the heart of the politics is. A multi-ethnic concoction to guarantee, again, the success of the tyranny of numbers. If the country is in economic crisis, and fin-sec Rotich's prediction that this is a momentary turbulence -a passing storm, is not borne out, then fearful will be the level of rhetoric which will be needed to subdue debate based on real facts; for to convince the public to ignore the crisis and vote for other reasons, a narrative will have to be built which presents a power change away from Jubilee as annihilation, --annihilation being a fate worse than a mere economic crisis! So what is it really that can be worse than an economic crisis presided over by an incompetent Jubilee regime mark II. I think the Mutahi Ngunyi school of venom can poison the mount Kenya blocks that would be a Raila Odinga presidency! (that Ouru may be an incompetent fool, but he is not a monster! He lives and let lives as he snores off his drunken self in power! a homely devil you know!) NB: Note that this will be the same story served to arouse and highten Kikuyu xenophobia when William Ruto runs. He will be framed as a pathologically aggrieved man harbouring a wrath the size of Mount Kenya. With power in his hand, woe be upon those who bore those who fixed him! For Ruto knows exactly who these are and how Ouru is protecting them!) This is the danger of an economic crisis; an incompetent, impotent elite radicalises nationalism toward a xenophobic bind to maintan popular hold. (I have been less than amazed to read that the Isiolo clashes last week were about creating conditions for grabbing community land, in the face of the LAPSSET investment boom!) Here is an interesting hint of coming storms, from March last year. But note it is an evolving story. and this is from 2011 and here is a report from 2015 What do these things have to do with Ouru Kenyatta!? Nothing. But they have everything to do with Kenya. That is the fabric of the nation. And social cohesion, mellow inter-community relationship is a key factor in economic advancement. It sets investors at peace. There are indications our political elite is testing waters, bad waters. One time it is Moses Kuria, another time Kabogo of Kiambu, and then again Ali Bule of Tana. There is another Kenya out there, grinning with evil mischief. And I do not put it past our elite to kick it awakes if it they think it is to their interest. Ouru Kenyatta's everything is okay, mocks the good senses of the land. Indeed the shock is so great that even our dead speak. I am referring to Musalia Mudavadi whose political corpse appears not to have been buried deep enough. Stunned by his former running mate's incompetence, Mudavadi elbowed aside the tombstone and bellowed a significant pitch. And then the ever weakly son of Mamba showed ball Move over Rotich! or alternatively the fin-sec can wake up!
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Post by jakaswanga on Nov 16, 2015 20:03:05 GMT 3
Earlier on, on another negative report smearing the army with charcoal black soot, it has of course become a ritual. These eloquent denunciations by the president, of the reports which, thick and fast, thud on the national consciousness narrating the wild tales of corruption and rot at the heart of the Kenya Defence Forces. It is now long forgotten, at least officially, the day his Excellency and commander in chief had a major slip of tongue in public, more like a meltdown, and bitterly complained about the morbid tentacles of corruption coordinated from the heart of the defence ministry. The unamused brass core must have severely dressed his Excellency down and called a few debts, like reminding him of the speed with which they saluted him after the elections, handing him the symbols of power, sealing the vacuum at the top, jump-starting Raila's petition and making Mutunga's hearing of the case an exercise in irrelevance; for, since that lethal slip, his Excellency has fallen obediently into line like a faithful recruit, and currently, none professes the moral fibre of the KDF more than the commander in chief himself. Which is as it should be, given the circumstances! And sister Raychelle Omamo is of course in a class of her own when it comes to 'twenging' the good phrase. A perfect puppet. Obviously politicians will not be worth much on this subject. Let us try tough men. Men who are said to be worth their salt. Perhaps these have minds which can be spoken, and words that can be believed. Ng'ondi and Mwathethe: how corrupt is your KDF? A report prepared for the United Nations Security council, and a report by Journalists for Justice, have formed the basis for a terrible vote in Somali Parliament. The KDF is painted as an outright criminal organisation, looting Somalia in cahoots with the enemy, Al-Shabaa, who they should be fighting to the death! Last week I saw comments to the effect that Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe had found it necessary to warn his people to watch out for a moral disease afflicting Kenyans. 'The Kenyan curriculum offers specialisations in theft and graft, and other forms of corruption. Avoid these people!' Now Somalia too says the same! These are moments for introspection. www.nation.co.ke/news/State-House-forms-team-to-fight-graft/-/1056/2955752/-/view/printVersion/-/124no3jz/-/index.html
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Post by podp on Nov 17, 2015 16:12:04 GMT 3
Earlier on, on another negative report smearing the army with charcoal black soot, it has of course become a ritual. These eloquent denunciations by the president, of the reports which, thick and fast, thud on the national consciousness narrating the wild tales of corruption and rot at the heart of the Kenya Defence Forces. It is now long forgotten, at least officially, the day his Excellency and commander in chief had a major slip of tongue in public, more like a meltdown, and bitterly complained about the morbid tentacles of corruption coordinated from the heart of the defence ministry. The unamused brass core must have severely dressed his Excellency down and called a few debts, like reminding him of the speed with which they saluted him after the elections, handing him the symbols of power, sealing the vacuum at the top, jump-starting Raila's petition and making Mutunga's hearing of the case an exercise in irrelevance; for, since that lethal slip, his Excellency has fallen obediently into line like a faithful recruit, and currently, none professes the moral fibre of the KDF more than the commander in chief himself. Which is as it should be, given the circumstances! And sister Raychelle Omamo is of course in a class of her own when it comes to 'twenging' the good phrase. A perfect puppet. Obviously politicians will not be worth much on this subject. Let us try tough men. Men who are said to be worth their salt. Perhaps these have minds which can be spoken, and words that can be believed. Ng'ondi and Mwathethe: how corrupt is your KDF? A report prepared for the United Nations Security council, and a report by Journalists for Justice, have formed the basis for a terrible vote in Somali Parliament. The KDF is painted as an outright criminal organisation, looting Somalia in cahoots with the enemy, Al-Shabaa, who they should be fighting to the death! Last week I saw comments to the effect that Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe had found it necessary to warn his people to watch out for a moral disease afflicting Kenyans. 'The Kenyan curriculum offers specialisations in theft and graft, and other forms of corruption. Avoid these people!' Now Somalia too says the same! These are moments for introspection. www.nation.co.ke/news/State-House-forms-team-to-fight-graft/-/1056/2955752/-/view/printVersion/-/124no3jz/-/index.html now even the THE Somali Parliament on Saturday overwhelmingly voted for a motion that compels the Kenya government to withdraw its forces from Somalia. At least 160 MPs voted for the motion, in which they singled out the Kenya Defence Forces and demanded they leave the country forthwith. The MPs raised concerns concerning the latest report accusing Kenya's military of illegal involvement in the sugar and charcoal trade and Kenya’s ongoing plans to build a 440-mile wall along its border with Somalia. - See more at: www.the-star.co.ke/news/somali-mps-vote-kdf-leave#sthash.JcuQ2bQG.dpufprompting THREE MPs and a former Deputy Prime Minister have called for the withdrawal of the Kenya Defense Forces from Somalia. They said this will save Kenya from further al Shabaab attacks. Former DPM Musalia Mudavadi and MPs Benjamin Washiali (Mumias East), Andrew Toboso (Butere) and Ayub Savula (Lugari) said the prolonged stay of the Kenyan troops in Somalia has led to frequent terror attacks in the country. - See more at: www.the-star.co.ke/news/three-mps-want-kdf-out-somalia#sthash.ougm2G0X.dpuf
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Post by podp on Nov 23, 2015 21:57:22 GMT 3
after cabinet secretaries number drops below 14 against the Constitutional threshold following in the heels citizentv.co.ke/news/president-kenyatta-nominates-philip-kinusu-as-eacc-chair-107004/so we have the shortest serving committee. linking services to moral values. cultural attitude . I was told recently by a former MP (from Kiambu, unsurprisingly) that ruling Kenya is “our manifest destiny”, a conviction I suspect is informed in part by the path-breaking theory of intelligence we heard from the said county’s governor recently, and which evidently resonated very strongly with his audience.It has to be this surgically augmented intelligence that makes some of us believe that we can lord over others, rob them, cheat them, top it up with insults and expect that they will accept and move on. Every time.As we circle the wagons round our thieves and prepare to defend, by hook or crook, our flailing, increasingly embarrassing presidency, here are some statistics to ponder: five multiparty elections, two with incumbent presidents retiring (peacefully), three with incumbents contesting (violent). www.nation.co.ke/oped/Opinion/If-we-wont-let-go-of-thieves-lets-just-kiss-and-say-bye/-/440808/2964830/-/9f7h20z/-/index.html
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Post by jakaswanga on Dec 11, 2015 22:03:47 GMT 3
PRESIDENT ARINGO MISALO (kichwo piere piny) #UhuruInKenya took time off to visit Nairobi National Park. He was impressed that Nairobi has a park within the city. --he promised to support the development of such a project in his own home country when he gets back. Really, His Excellency the president of Kenya is a journey-maniac. The son of Jomo is ever on the road, --if you can catch the flight of thought. Yet of late has he found it necessary (via his presidential press/ propaganda unit and mouthpiece Menoah Esipisu) to issue a justification. This because he has been under mock criticism for being a 'combi', that is head of state and minister of foreign affairs. This has made an air spendthrift of him, and a fixture in the books of diminishing returns. Is it a case of the begging bowl has to be thrusted into the faces of well-wishers with ever more urgency, more frequency, more clout? Or is this just the historical trend, like the president of the USA who gradually,has now historically usurped foreign policy from congress? --But after this light touches we will take a darker reading. Stay tuned. I believe the following report, when it says it is to deflect the gathering impression his travels are just a form of loafing and aimless wander, that the handlers of Uhuru Kenyatta have found it necessary to concoct justification. www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/08/kenyans-mock-visiting-president-uhuru-kenyatta-over-frequent-travel in response Menoah Esipisu went NB: Folklore where I come from has such a historical character, who bounces around like a pin-pong ball, hardly coming to rest before off he flies away to spread and collect rumours. He is called Aringo Misalo Kichwo Piere Piny. The round-runner whose buttocks never take root. There is also of course: what do you know when a frog jumps a lot in broad daylight? --that is the dark one. Continued
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Post by jakaswanga on Dec 15, 2015 22:01:36 GMT 3
A VERY QUIXOTIC CHARGE, THIS PAST JAMHURI DAY. AMHERST Political science graduate Ouru Kenyatta has thrown down the gauntlet. Redirect: should read, His Excellency the President has ..... Waxing stern and red-eyed furious, the commander in chief laid down the law: You make claims of theft on the eurobond or any other government scam, you substantiate, you don't, you face the music. I am scandalised! The story of a business man with a famous name, Ben Gethi, reads like the thief everyone knows but will accomodate. Before I go for Ouru Kenyatta the sleep-minded political science graduate, let me amuse myself with Muigai the President. Take the Swahili portion of the speech, off script, from the heart of the son of Jomo. That begins from the 33rd minute.He is addressing Raila and the public know it. At the 36th minute he accuses RAO of economic sabotage. (he has adopted his deputy's lingo!) Agwambo was not going to take that lying down: spare us the drama and the diva-like tantrum; and grow up! retorted the saboteur! Taking from the 2nd minute. The son of Odinga is enjoying himself. Kamiti prison? That used to be his home, and he can be Muigai's tour-guide around the infamous resort! The two most powerful political dynasties in the republic were, as it were, at each other's throat. Or are they? I consider these things theatrics, ritual combat. That is, choreographed fencing. The purpose is not to draw blood, unless an accident happens, and an accident can happen simply because the forces they toy with are bigger than the two actors themselves, bigger than the two dynasties in general, and in any case the historical drives (aspirations) of these oppositional forces cannot be satiated by ritual pantomime and economic clownesque, nor make-believe dramatics. Raila and Muigai are playing Wanjiku for poker.Raila picked a dread weapon, a thunderbolt called corruption to spook Uhuru with. Uhuru picked prison to bluff off Agwambo. The son of Jomo had more to loose, he has a whole republic to rule, while Agwambo only has his so-called caliphate in Nyanza, and some territories called urban centers far and beyond. Both these dominions are mired in rot and there is no beauty contest they can engage in, except comedy.Now, were Muigai to arrest Raila at a time when even 55% of the Jubilee supporters doubt his sincerity in fighting corruption, Muigai would be toying with the levers of social unrest on the eve of the WTO conference, even if only from Kibera. This is the Kibera which his alleged girlfriend Waiguru used as a decoy to fleece the public, while claiming she was out-performing the former permanent Mpig of the area, one Amollo Tinga. Or, redirect: or is it that the son of Ben Gethi who shares all names with his father has lots of his father in him, and scared Anne Waiguru in handing him the business he needed!? it is a thought. I have seen men who can give women or men high blood pressure by a look! A look which does not bluff. Anyway, Raila too just couldn't totally ignore the summons of the EACC. He had to device a solution, which he did with a letter. -Politically speaking, this was an offer of a PARLEY to Muigai. And Uhuru Kenyatta, cooled from his Jamhuri day high-horse temper, saw wisdom in taking the deal. State House consequently reigned in the attack dogs of the EACC which, with commissioners replacing Onsongo and Mercy Keino not yet fully sworn in, though AG Muigai is working on it, has an arguable mandate if not of constitutional doubt. As such it could be lacking the potency of vital-decision-making. (I remember some countries where a government can be said to be in office but not in power. In Belgium they call that DE-MISSIONARY) Come to think of it, a comprador regime is by definition historically demissionary. But these days when God's people are back with a vengeance, no more do we say ancien regime, nay, we say HARAM regime! Comprador nearly being synonymous with Western Educated!)Very well done for the two royal houses to mind the confines of their sparring. They aren't the only act in town. For Ouru the political science graduate here is the hint of a jar for starters: Muigai verbally, correctly deciphers corruption as a security threat, a sin against the people, a dead-end for the nation and her youthful aspirations, and he rails and hails against the vice daily. But in his politics, the son of Jomo is sworn to hand over power to one, William Ruto. How does the CV of William Ruto look like in the corruption score!? --I say The Hustler cuts a picture of the perfect kleptocrat! A Mobutu politicogenotype.So it is lip service to one of the two. Muigai can not have it both ways, can he!? But deux ex machina is: The Saul Singh called Ruto William mutates into cleaner than thou Paul the miracle worker, ala Lee Ke Yuan, and Singapore here Kenya comes. But I do not believe in fairy tales in the political arena. So I am stuck with the Muigai dilemma. Ei yawa, amer omera! Continued:
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Post by jakaswanga on Dec 25, 2015 12:44:25 GMT 3
PANCHA RUTO THROWS A CHRISTMAS BASHwww.nation.co.ke/news/Leaders-cool-political-rhetoric-as-festive-mood-sets-in/-/1056/3009038/-/o7e5qlz/-/index.html content-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1914819_1177281572300378_1354415772139208452_n.jpg?oh=c555b347a2334a51cb098d92afcbce7f&oe=5708707AIt is the party of parties. The party of the century perhaps. Because it is the calculated generosity of an ambitious man preparing to spring, and needs to bind hos others to his coils loins. Alas, these are the politics of hand-outs. And the way to make money to hand out that easy, is to steal it from the same people. Like Moi stole from the taxpayer through the state, and gave back parts of it as harambee. So the professor's lessons continue to be practised. Would, his quarter century at the top had taken us places! (as it were, it was a dead-end that lead to a struggle for 2nd liberation!) To continue this hand-outs dependency act of make-shift gratitude, one needs a political narrative which survives on ignorance, based on an easily manipulated following, or one sustained by a downright cynical populace which expects nothing of its leadership except bouts of tokenis. There goes a Luoland saying, Chuth ber, Gima ichamo e mikwano. Gima Kiny akia. ---A bird at hand is worth two in the bush. What you eat, is what you count done. Who knows what is tomorrow!? (these are the ideological narrative tenets of non-investment). These tenets underscore and reinforce the gonya-gonya political phenomenon in Luoland and, apparently, elsewhere. The youth, aware the politicians once in office will not need them nor consider than worth a glance until the next round of elections, besiege politicians demanding hand-outs: GONYA! And if one refuses to undress them, ones motorcade could be up for fireworks, with unpleasant consequences. Effectively it is extortion. But it is old King's leisure politics which will never develop a land. It is the backwards-looking politics of the theft of public goods and the bribery of emotions for temporary reprieve. William Ruto Singh, ace Moi student and the personification of the kleptocratic drive amongst his peers, gives back a bit of the loot at a mass X-mass party. It, apart from its Machiavellian import to endear and ingratiate, also soothes his troubled born-again Christian-Singh heart in its pangs of guilt, not to mention the priming into the kindly neighbour of the biblical festive season: ( gi mikwalo cham gi wadu.) ---Eat thy proceeds of theft with thy unfortunate neighbours! Now, within the praxis of comprador rule --a primitive elite insufficient in the ideological maturity to, for instance, speedily industrialise a land in the age of monopoly capital---- this gonya-gonya political practice is a run-away populist venture for a disoriented gullible lot, but happily or unfortunately, the historical imperative of the nation at large has outlived this kind of politics. HISTORICAL IMPERATIVE?? For instance this imperative: jobs for the youth. 1. The nation is full of universities spewing out graduates yearly, and with our population pyramid (60% less than 30 yrs old), there is a dangerous congestion on jobs. That counts as explosive pressure. Consider the economy was growing at a record 7% when 200,000 potential recruits turned up to fill 10,000 police training slots nationwide. A tidy pile of these young men sported masters degrees in all manner of subjects! That (desperateness we saw) is congestion which needs an emergency plan other than gonya-gonya or X-mas party hand-outs if you ask me! (even if I reason Kiganjo is Harvard business school and graduates are ready to leave other well-paid jobs to flock to this millionares-factory near Nanyuki!) 2. My Nyanza is saturated with motorbikes, and every small stage is a sea of dirty young men dozing off a day on top of silent bikes, waiting for scarce trade. Small wonder most towns are all but curfew areas when darkness falls. The apiko/okada boys are transformed into marauding gangs at night. The plight of youth unemployment is just one example of the pressures, historical imperatives I called them, which force a hard think on national politics, and lead me to conclude, that the hand-out regimes of Jubilee and Cord are historical dead ends! We need a minimum of 12% growth rate or expansion per year to barely cope, hopefully. That is why I am confident to call a high-power genial politician like Ruto a mere pancha, a historical joke. Even a n 8% economic growth rate per year is something clever economists shake their heads at. 5% is already Afrika rising for them. Yet 5% is not even REPLACEMENT.'Replacement' is when 95% of all fresh graduates find jobs within a year at their level. Growth is when you need to IMPORT graduates (or skilled labour) because you are growing so fast there is a MASSIVE labour shortage, BOTH SKILLED AND UNSKILLED! ( When Malaysia hit the rising stretch, or take-off run, she drained the neighbourhood of labour --Philippines, Bangladesh, Pakistan, Indonesia had to export their millions to meet the demand. So me says a rising Kenya would drain every refugee camp in Africa. There would be whole daylight and moonlight jobs for all. And certainly no young man would loaf on top of a motorbike in Nyanza even for half an hour!) This is the AUSTRIAN SCHOOL not Harvard Yale standard. By Harvard Yale, a so-called growth rate of 3% is already legendary! And the finance/planning minister a deity to worship! NB: 1. Mwai Kibaki --having graced the corridors of the London School of Economics---knew of this Austrian school stuff whose existence is unknown to the Harvard-Yale axis, that is why when his growth rate was 7% he never boasted. In fact he castigated David Mwiraria a goat for gloating about the figure. --And given that Mwiraria is now chained to his hospital bed for theft, a horrible disgrace in his old infirm age, the joke is on a weak-minded, lasped Kibaki for having appointed such a goat to such a formidable position, knowing what he knew. -the drunk churlish charlatan from Nyeri! NB2: JUST FOR LAUGHS! All American boy doctors Patrick Thugge-Rotich-come-Uhuru Kenyatta beware. Your figures have been revised from 6% to 5%! (no!?) Sure those are still distinctions by your Harvard-Yale ratings, but out there in the real world, where Chinaman Deng Hsiao Ping registered an average of 20% for 25 years, yet no one is boasting nor demanding Nobel prices, you wouldn't qualify even as a mammal leave alone having the honour of being called less than a goat by Mwai Kibaki! Just that you know, boys. I know such growth rates are considered both technical and theoretical impossibilities where you went to school. But are you fooled!? Looking around you with a growth rate of 6.8% in Kenya!? And therefore looking at the promised one, the chosen and anointed future President of Kenya, He the Great Samoei, hosting a Guiness world record party, slaughtering 500 goats for his neighbours whose youthful children are jobless and feeless, Why O Why! I shuddered in cold heat for the future of the land! A real Christmas present from one so great --the importance of being a Promise, O Great Samoei! O the Sure Deliverer! Would be a Master Plan beyond the imagination of the school of Bretton Woods and their cheap Harvard Yale standards, specially dumbed down to please Africa! (a 1% growth rate in the EU is DEFINITELY NOT STAGNATION. A 5% growth rate in Africa is still stagnation, but billed as RISING! Disputations!?) nb3. November through December was a graduation season in our Universities. In June, six months down the line, lets count their absorption rate at level. Otherwise the difference between the slaughtered goats and the politicians paying for their slaughter is the same. You can ponder that, Comprador Singh. A party of Job hand-outs for the whole educated Kenyan youth! Unemployment rate 0%! Stop being a goat, Kipchirchir Sir! Where is your mind with a Phd from Chiromo! Fanya homework kwanza wewe. Tazama onyo kutoka Lee Kew Yuan: (like: Africa president? simple thief, very cheap goat, country rich in resources go no where even in a century! Ha ha ha ha! Give me any African country, 7 years I go to work, I pass this my Singapore!) So I catch you thinking goats Ruto, and I think you are a goat too. Too bad for Kenya. Footnotes Like Njenga Njoroge asked on his way to the gallows for the murder of Tom Mboya, Mwiraria can ask: how about the big man!? The buck does not stop by me.
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