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Post by OtishOtish on Nov 5, 2015 23:44:27 GMT 3
Nice and soft. And as sweet as honey coated with sugar. It seems perfectly reasonable and understandable that anyone enjoying such should protect it. Besides, is it really theft when it's our people who are doing the eating?
Anyways .... I'm really curious about two things:
(1) Sh. 800m+ has been stolen. What exactly is being done to get it back? One never hears anything about that.
(2) The thieves are known. What exactly is being done to bring them to book? One never hears much about that too.
As His Excellency President Kibaki would have said, kazi iendelee. Troublemakers who expose things that do not concern them should be dealt with. Sharply.
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Post by jakaswanga on Nov 7, 2015 9:59:21 GMT 3
HIS EXCELLENCY GENERAL BUHARI'S SEXY DILEMMASolve the problem or not. Dare and do different, or fwata nyayo?. But first: let me spin you a yarn. Africa has a long tradition of speaking masks. And the masks speak in tongues. General Buhari is one such mask, and he recently spoke in tongues. Let us see an example of the country he has been living in: The above report is from 2012, Jonathan elected 2011. Nigerians themselves admitting. Remember the republic of South Sudan (RoSS) too does not keep Oil records, but that is because they were freshly independent and had forgotten to buy pens in the run to the festivities of decolonisation. After that the war broke out and papers were burnt. Sad but understandable. But for the Oga Brothers we need another explanation! It would be too insulting to compare them with Omar el Bashir or Salva Kiir. It is an issue which has always intrigued me ever since I heard a sickening story about a youthful African dictator and some Central Bank staff. This was when the Ivy-league educated crew reported all the foreign currency had mysteriously disappeared during the chaos of the power change These ritual briefings of Africa where men sworn by All Gods to uphold integrity in public office, lie with piety about their theft. I didn't say women. But first: Consider Buhari -retiring and polite and age-wisened on the matters of the world and power. A great mask of Africa, he keeps his feelings to himself. No internal strain can crinkle (crump) his decorum. He has taken oath of office --whose words we can produce verbatim if required. And it is a d**n high office. Opposite him and lying in fluent piety are some of the best educated in the land, if not the world, and they occupy the highest finance offices in the land too, auspices like the vital CEO-ship and auditorship of the National petroleum company, the Central Bank and the Ministry of finance. Audit is a concept they would, well, be expected to be familiar with. NB: On her facebook release and PAC rapport I noticed Anne Waiguru after making a career at the ministry of Finance and studying economics, seemed surprised at this concept audit. I therefore is become reluctant to conclude this expectation is any more realistic faced with ivy-league African CEO's, than would be the case with dumbos, know, like one really never expected Maliyamungu and Idi Amin to have internalised that concept, AUDIT! a fertile imagination of course, when figures are tied to 'audit'! That was Goodluck Jonathan's brief. We know how that one ended. Now is the turn of should we say Goodluck Mohammed?The Oil thing is bankrupt they tell him. Her refineries are heaps of scrap metal. Everything else loss making junk. Hey, PriceWaterHead: it is not opaque. They just don't keep the records. Records can be used as proof. No records is heresay and conjecture, no!? But General Buhari of course has taken the trouble to inform himself of how other actors in the oil field have fared in the same time. For weeks on end, idle as a former passionate oil minister, dreaming of being head of state again, Buhari has studied folders on the profits and sales of you name them: Saudi Aramco, Gazprom, ExxonMobil, National Iranian Oil, Royal Dutch Shell, BP, Q8, PetroChina, Pemex (Mexico), Chevron, Abu-Dhabi National Oil, Petrobas (Brazil), Statoil (Norway)
... even Sonatrach of Algeria and Iraqi Oil under war conditions the meticulous General pondered. He has figures at his fingertips. And other issues. The Ivy-league men finish their tale. 'your excellency, it is an erroneous notion that Nigeria produces oil!' Buhari says nothing to that. He thanks them for the candour, promptness, faith in their country and their patriotism. The top men of Nigerian Oil, he thanks them solidly and warmly, them who are the only Oilmen running a bankruptcy during years on end of over $100/barrel. The masks of Africa. I don't wanna be there when they come off! Kill me Quick! But how does Buhari feel? --oops! can he really dare feel in such a situation? And how about the ivy-league educated posh opposite him? What do they feel and what do they think? oops, do they really think in such a situation!? ---I know how Buhari feels. That is on African record. It is Public knowledge. For those who care for the tales of Africa, in tongues or not. What intrigues me is the discipline he brings to bear so that his face maintains the mask. THE MASK.The intensity of such a moment must not be underestimated. The cynicism required to glorify a man for ultimate treachery executed by design on a whole people, is superhuman for those imbued with consciousness. Remember this is how it ended for Jonathan's goodluck Two years earlier, just after assuming office, Jonathan had an audit in his hands. And when Goodluck left office, his minister for Oil too, the sleekly famous Diezani Allison-Madueke, had set new heights in loot. One could talk of a vicious circle. Of masks. African masks. Talking masks. (it is important to study an abstract situation --Nigeria is far and I am not emotionally involved, like say, I am with Kenya and her thieving class---- to clinically dissect the modus operandi of the same phenomenon. So unravelled is the genotype of Uhuru Kenyatta's regime, like the fruitfly in genetics!) All the way to super women in cabinet, corrupt all the way to their tampons, post menopause or not.Enters the next act. How does Buhari feel about that? I know a story of what feelings seethe behind the statistical mask of REBASE . WHEN THE MASK BURSTS, EVEN FOR A SECOND. A long long time ago before the world started, one of the most composed but insanely ruthless minds to have risen to the top in Old Africa, could not contain the seethe below the mask. For a moment, the story goes -O children, the iron-cast mental discipline which had made him oversee a genocide with the same placid look everyday, cracked and his feelings found a fissure to issue to hisEyes. The story of what happened next is only told in whispers, O children, when soldiers are drunk and talk is drunk, so that what secrets tongues loosed by alcohol spake are dismissed as mouth foam. I like to watch Buhari the old soldier. The seethe has ---so to speak-- mellowed and the mask settled to leak proof. I believe. Ivy-league-thieves-cum-ignoramus'ess who can't count oil nor billions of $$s, can take and insist on their Miranda, and go to bed in peace and wake up in rich bliss. It is good to have an Old General who has thawed, his mind no longer inflated with the mechanical ruthlessness of reckless youth, like in the legend of the dictator Major. But to be human is to be frail, and the mask can also implode, dissolved by a rage whose seethe is now over and must burst to achieve another form of energy. POST SCRIPT: After my father died, there is no museum I went to and passed an African mask without flashing my eyelids in winkish mischief. That is in reaction to my fisherman dad. You see when he still lived, he poked: 'Boy you like travelling!? When I die I will travel too and occasionally hide in masks. See if you can locate me when I am following you to check out the pu-ssy you are with! Okay Boy!?' (yes yes dad sir, I had complied!) Okay, I lied up there. I only wink at African masks when I am with good pu-ssy. -going like 'Hey dad sir, they say Kikuyus resurrect when coins drop near their graves, I know your bones move in the grave when good pu-sy chances by! Check this!' --Anne Waiguru! Aah, Buhari!!? I say Goodluck General: If there is fire left in your balls, then this is a battle for a man of many wiles, like that sacker of cities from Ithaka. And I will be back! By studying the dilemma of Buhari in his anti-corruption fight in the abstract, we could understand Uhuru better! And if Kenya is under a moribund thieving Jubilee, the parallel arises of Luo Nyanza --the Miguna branded caliphate, is under the moribund thieving ODM bureaucracy. Or does Jubilee have the same stranglehold on gubernatorial expenditures in Nyanza, as it has on the Kenyan state!? Now you catch me: I am studying the old soldier Buhari as the alter ego of the Enigma Agwambo! and Ivy-leagues as eggs of a big jigger in the toe of Africa! Workig hard to help Africa limp and fall!
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Post by podp on Nov 7, 2015 20:28:02 GMT 3
Nice and soft. And as sweet as honey coated with sugar. It seems perfectly reasonable and understandable that anyone enjoying such should protect it. Besides, is it really theft when it's our people who are doing the eating? Anyways .... I'm really curious about two things: (1) Sh. 800m+ has been stolen. What exactly is being done to get it back? One never hears anything about that. (2) The thieves are known. What exactly is being done to bring them to book? One never hears much about that too. As His Excellency President Kibaki would have said, kazi iendelee. Troublemakers who expose things that do not concern them should be dealt with. Sharply. two things are happening A governor somewhere may accordingly deflect public debate from the main issues to bring in a cultural angle that has nothing to do with the great questions of the day. A tribe that does not circumcise its men may be ridiculed. The aim is to kill the original debate while preparing your tribe to pounce upon the other tribe, should the original debate continue. A matter of national importance becomes an emotive and divisive tribal affair. The original debate is thus lost and buried. Traditionally, having clear tribal identity was vital for survival. Read more at: www.standardmedia.co.ke/article/2000181815/tribal-slur-only-serves-to-defeat-the-war-against-graft-that-is-rife-in-governmentIndeed, the Chinese mobilised and took possession of the site many months ago. We must not forget that so far, the government has spent a whopping Sh10 billion on the project, the money going into feasibility studies in construction of Lamu Port headquarters, a building for port police, water provision, electricity connections and staff housing. That is all folks. The contractor building the berths has not made much progress mainly because the government is yet to make adequate budgetary allocations. It is estimated that the three berths will cost in excess of $300 million (Sh30 billion). Lappset is not just about the Lamu Port but a grandly-designed project with multiple parts including a railway line, a dual carriage highway connecting Lamu Port to the hinterland, a crude oil pipeline connecting to South Sudan and Uganda, an oil refinery at Lamu and resort cities and airports. www.businessdailyafrica.com/Opinion-and-Analysis/-Jubilee-attitude-hurting-mega-projects/-/539548/2944198/-/k6xwt5z/-/index.htmlsome paralysis is being celebrated
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Post by podp on Nov 7, 2015 20:38:34 GMT 3
Exactly Kamale. Anyone following the noise raised about Waiguru, will tell you, it has nothing to do with corruption in her docket and/or her involvement in the said corruption. Waiguru's sins have everything to do with the NYS projects mainly and other programs such as Huduma within the ministry, and all that they intended to achieve (either by design or default) heading into 2017. In my own view, Waiguru's major undoing was her effort to be seen as the face of the programs. You will remember that as soon as NYS took shape and made major changes in Kibera and later Mathare, and Kisumu, Raila sounded very uneasy. He started by visiting Kibera and attempting to take credit for the work that was going on by claiming that it was a continuation of the coalition government's plan. He soon realized that this kind of line was not selling. Meanwhile, the project was becoming bigger and very attractive, moreso to MPs in opposition strongholds. He decided to fight the program by labeling it a Jubilee militia to be used at rigging 2017 elections. This line, like the earlier one did not sale either. The possibility that junior staff had taken advantage of procurement system to steal money in the ministry was thus godsend for Raila. He immediately made it an Ann Waiguru issue. With media firmly in his pocket after having the much publicized breakfast meeting with them, he went on the offensive. Looking at the latest documents regarding stuff allegedly bought by Waiguru's ministry, you can easily tell, there was a motive behind that list. What would for instance, a CS need a piano and a condom dispenser in their office for? Raila had all along wanted to make corruption the major part of his narrative heading into the next election. His early attempts were nipped in the bud by Uhuru when he took the EACC list to parliament. But due to the naivety of Uhuru's civil servants, Raila is rolling over them. Unfortunately, we are not fighting corruption, it is all politics stupid. ~~ Mwalimumkuu @nyumbakubwa ~~ Always Raila this, Raila that from dawn to dusk!It is Uhuru Kenyatta's first and foremost responsibility to fight corruption as the leader of the government in power, if there is corruption. By the same token, it is Raila's priority number 1 to unearth corruption in government as the leader of the opposition, if there is corruption (checks & balances). Raila has done his part, now let's see if Uhuru will do his part! If Uhuru fails in the next few months, we are doomed as a nation. That is the cold reality of the state of things as at this point. We are talking both politics and economics here and not ALL politics stupid!How myopic can we be as a nation?! Mind boggling!!And here is the script you are reading from, a Duale script!!! How ridiculous! Aden Duale: Punish PS Peter Mangiti for exposing rot in Waiguru's ministrywww.standardmedia.co.ke/article/2000181700/duale-punish-ps-mangiti-for-exposing-rot-in-devolution-ministryUhuruto miss Mo1 days when the latter had the Okiki Amayos of KANU disciplinary team; the Oloo Aringo aka Castro who would lullaby 'prince of peace'; and the Omamo ka Liech who ran the show from Bondo. the current inheritor of Bondo constituency one hon Ochanda is not known beyond Bondo constituency and so too was Mangiti not associated with much until Waiguhuru matter cropped up. 'Give a dog a bad name and hang him.' Once we have labelled someone, our- and even their - expectations of their behaviour from then on seem to be almost wholly determined by that label. www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1074901345884055&set=gm.1527561817534909&type=3&theaterThe line between sane and insane is a fine one, and a simple label can make all the difference via the expectancy bias. Different cultures tolerate what many would consider insane behaviors based on cultural or religious norms. www.sociallypsyched.org/item/on-being-sane-in-insane-placesYet the national middle class constantly demands the nationalization of the economy and of the trading sectors. This is because, from their point of view, nationalization does not mean placing the whole economy at the service of the nation and deciding to satisfy the needs of the nation. For them, nationalization does not mean governing the state with regard to the new social relations whose growth it has been decided to encourage. To them, nationalization quite simply means the transfer into native hands of those unfair advantages which are a legacy of the colonial period. bulletsandhoney.wordpress.com/2005/05/09/the-pitfalls-of-national-consciousness/so the circus of the court case moves to unfamiliar grounds even as governor Kabogo of Mercy Keino fame threatens those abusing our PORK. “During the hearing of this case, the defendant will seek leave of this honourable Court to summon the current holder of the office of the President as a critical and essential witness whose testimony is necessary for the determination of the real matters of dispute in this case,” Raila said. Waiguru sued Raila on September 29 for linking her to the theft of Sh791 million at NYS, which she oversees. That was a month before further revelations of financial impropriety threatening her civil service career. It emerged this week the Devolution Ministry could have lost as much as Sh11 billion in inflated costs, including 18, custom-made condom dispensers at Sh25,000 each. “How bad is corruption in Kenya? Sex toys are listed as public assets” screams a headline in The Washington Post. Waiguru, Raila stated, has eroded public confidence in herself as a person, a woman and a public officer, adding even before the alleged defamation, the public already held “the CS in public scandal, ridicule and contempt”. - See more at: www.the-star.co.ke/news/raila-wants-uhuru-court-over-waiguru-saga#sthash.HfpO1rUi.dpufMo1's powers of yesteryear are missed and desired by the current leadership even as they recognise democracy allows this twist to what would have been swept under the carpet before.
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Post by mwalimumkuu on Nov 9, 2015 18:50:05 GMT 3
Always Raila this, Raila that from dawn to dusk!It is Uhuru Kenyatta's first and foremost responsibility to fight corruption as the leader of the government in power, if there is corruption. By the same token, it is Raila's priority number 1 to unearth corruption in government as the leader of the opposition, if there is corruption (checks & balances). Raila has done his part, now let's see if Uhuru will do his part! If Uhuru fails in the next few months, we are doomed as a nation. That is the cold reality of the state of things as at this point. We are talking both politics and economics here and not ALL politics stupid!How myopic can we be as a nation?! Mind boggling!!And here is the script you are reading from, a Duale script!!! How ridiculous! Aden Duale: Punish PS Peter Mangiti for exposing rot in Waiguru's ministrywww.standardmedia.co.ke/article/2000181700/duale-punish-ps-mangiti-for-exposing-rot-in-devolution-ministry Uhuruto miss Mo1 days when the latter had the Okiki Amayos of KANU disciplinary team; the Oloo Aringo aka Castro who would lullaby 'prince of peace'; and the Omamo ka Liech who ran the show from Bondo. the current inheritor of Bondo constituency one hon Ochanda is not known beyond Bondo constituency and so too was Mangiti not associated with much until Waiguhuru matter cropped up. 'Give a dog a bad name and hang him.' Once we have labelled someone, our- and even their - expectations of their behaviour from then on seem to be almost wholly determined by that label. www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1074901345884055&set=gm.1527561817534909&type=3&theaterThe line between sane and insane is a fine one, and a simple label can make all the difference via the expectancy bias. Different cultures tolerate what many would consider insane behaviors based on cultural or religious norms. www.sociallypsyched.org/item/on-being-sane-in-insane-placesYet the national middle class constantly demands the nationalization of the economy and of the trading sectors. This is because, from their point of view, nationalization does not mean placing the whole economy at the service of the nation and deciding to satisfy the needs of the nation. For them, nationalization does not mean governing the state with regard to the new social relations whose growth it has been decided to encourage. To them, nationalization quite simply means the transfer into native hands of those unfair advantages which are a legacy of the colonial period. bulletsandhoney.wordpress.com/2005/05/09/the-pitfalls-of-national-consciousness/so the circus of the court case moves to unfamiliar grounds even as governor Kabogo of Mercy Keino fame threatens those abusing our PORK. “During the hearing of this case, the defendant will seek leave of this honourable Court to summon the current holder of the office of the President as a critical and essential witness whose testimony is necessary for the determination of the real matters of dispute in this case,” Raila said. Waiguru sued Raila on September 29 for linking her to the theft of Sh791 million at NYS, which she oversees. That was a month before further revelations of financial impropriety threatening her civil service career. It emerged this week the Devolution Ministry could have lost as much as Sh11 billion in inflated costs, including 18, custom-made condom dispensers at Sh25,000 each. “How bad is corruption in Kenya? Sex toys are listed as public assets” screams a headline in The Washington Post. Waiguru, Raila stated, has eroded public confidence in herself as a person, a woman and a public officer, adding even before the alleged defamation, the public already held “the CS in public scandal, ridicule and contempt”. - See more at: www.the-star.co.ke/news/raila-wants-uhuru-court-over-waiguru-saga#sthash.HfpO1rUi.dpufMo1's powers of yesteryear are missed and desired by the current leadership even as they recognise democracy allows this twist to what would have been swept under the carpet before. As you probably are aware, the PS Mangiti has explained that the information in the so called asset register was 'erroneous and incorrect' and 'regretted the picture painted by the earlier report'. As Kamale and I had argued earlier, we are very quick to lynch people even before we know the truth, and that is exactly how we lose the war on graft. Whereas public pressure is good as it pushes the government to act, but singling people out and calling them all manner of names we did with this lady, is really uncalled for. Even as PAC (hopefully) deals with this matter, the court case against Raila will be the real game changer for Waiguru, no wonder the concerned parties, while hiding behind teachers' case, have already started painting the judiciary as compromised. But the truth is, we can run but cannot hide. citizentv.co.ke/news/ministry-says-document-with-inflated-figures-wrong-to-table-correct-one-in-14-days-105008/ ~~ Mwalimumkuu @nyumbakubwa ~~
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Post by kelly on Nov 10, 2015 6:33:13 GMT 3
As you probably are aware, the PS Mangiti has explained that the information in the so called asset register was 'erroneous and incorrect' and 'regretted the picture painted by the earlier report'. As Kamale and I had argued earlier, we are very quick to lynch people even before we know the truth, and that is exactly how we lose the war on graft. Whereas public pressure is good as it pushes the government to act, but singling people out and calling them all manner of names we did with this lady, is really uncalled for. Even as PAC (hopefully) deals with this matter, the court case against Raila will be the real game changer for Waiguru, no wonder the concerned parties, while hiding behind teachers' case, have already started painting the judiciary as compromised. But the truth is, we can run but cannot hide. citizentv.co.ke/news/ministry-says-document-with-inflated-figures-wrong-to-table-correct-one-in-14-days-105008/ ~~ Mwalimumkuu @nyumbakubwa ~~ ...and you actually believe what you wrote above. Same way you believed the computer error during Uhuru's stint at Treasury or the Anglo leasing scandal that never was. Common sense...oh why!
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Post by kamalet on Nov 10, 2015 11:57:15 GMT 3
As you probably are aware, the PS Mangiti has explained that the information in the so called asset register was 'erroneous and incorrect' and 'regretted the picture painted by the earlier report'. As Kamale and I had argued earlier, we are very quick to lynch people even before we know the truth, and that is exactly how we lose the war on graft. Whereas public pressure is good as it pushes the government to act, but singling people out and calling them all manner of names we did with this lady, is really uncalled for. Even as PAC (hopefully) deals with this matter, the court case against Raila will be the real game changer for Waiguru, no wonder the concerned parties, while hiding behind teachers' case, have already started painting the judiciary as compromised. But the truth is, we can run but cannot hide. citizentv.co.ke/news/ministry-says-document-with-inflated-figures-wrong-to-table-correct-one-in-14-days-105008/ ~~ Mwalimumkuu @nyumbakubwa ~~ ...and you actually believe what you wrote above. Same way you believed the computer error during Uhuru's stint at Treasury or the Anglo leasing scandal that never was. Common sense...oh why! The beauty of the human mind is that it believes what it wants to even if the truth and fact is out there...!!
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Post by podp on Nov 10, 2015 17:04:29 GMT 3
eating too much and vomiting on our shoes integrity 'massage parlour' is what EACC has become suspended CSs challenging 'corruption charges' ntv 9 pm news ntv.nation.co.ke
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Post by podp on Nov 12, 2015 21:18:19 GMT 3
eating too much and vomiting on our shoes integrity 'massage parlour' is what EACC has become suspended CSs challenging 'corruption charges' ntv 9 pm news ntv.nation.co.kemany diversions happening and now our KDF being labelled as allies of al shabaab and ras kamboni in Kismayo trading in charcoal export and importing sugar to Kenya. eating with the enemy. smuggling $ 1 Million a day worthy of sugar. ntv.nation.co.ke/news/national/-/2725528/2953978/-/x716h1z/-/index.htmland MPig Keter says he wants Waiguru out. he is doing it for our children abroad so that they are not called names.
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Post by jakaswanga on Nov 19, 2015 23:38:07 GMT 3
A good solution, all is well that ends well.
Githinji and Mangiti will be hanged. They are rookies who must be sacrificed to protect the Queen. I think that is a nice political fix, so long the patsy's do what is expected of them and die quietly. Stories abound in Sicilian underworld culture, of convicted murderers who confess to other murders so that monumental financial rewards are heaped on their survivors by the mob. The mafia in the USA developed this tenet into an industry, taking the rap for another if the punishment will stay the same regardless, and it became an international culture in diverse branches of the economy. In politics it is to take a fall for. Like Pointdexter for Reagan in the Iran-Contra affair. And how many brave Samurai in Old Japan would slit their bellies before time run out for their master!? But the silent rule is the patsy(s) must cooperate. Otherwise the slaughter becomes a very grissly affair, with half-beheaded lambs running helter-skelter around the home in a bloody mess.
SON OF JOMO DENIES HE IS THE MPGANGO WA KANDO TYPE!
Meanwhile the son of Jomo did a Mwai Kibaki. He declared he has only one wife --don't remember any rumours to the contrary! Men never learn with these denials. Emilio Kibaki was spotted recently holding hands at a family funeral with the former Othaya Narc activist, now Mpig, Mary Wamboi. And she introduced him as
. -my gikuyu translator looked at me politely and said she had forgotten the word/concept Wamboi used for his Excellency the former president! But it sounded like my great love and dearest ever! So, okay, Uhuru Kenyatta may have only one wife, and Waiguru is not his girlfriend, but may be a day will come when Anne herself will use a concept which sounds like things whose meanings people know, even when they cannot pin them down! Phew! I hope Uhuru is truthful, for hell hath no fury like I don't know what!
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Post by podp on Nov 21, 2015 20:03:53 GMT 3
when did an appointee request the authority that appointed her to releave her of her duties?
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Post by OtishOtish on Nov 21, 2015 20:12:46 GMT 3
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Post by einstein on Nov 22, 2015 2:13:01 GMT 3
Exactly Kamale. Anyone following the noise raised about Waiguru, will tell you, it has nothing to do with corruption in her docket and/or her involvement in the said corruption. Waiguru's sins have everything to do with the NYS projects mainly and other programs such as Huduma within the ministry, and all that they intended to achieve (either by design or default) heading into 2017. In my own view, Waiguru's major undoing was her effort to be seen as the face of the programs. You will remember that as soon as NYS took shape and made major changes in Kibera and later Mathare, and Kisumu, Raila sounded very uneasy. He started by visiting Kibera and attempting to take credit for the work that was going on by claiming that it was a continuation of the coalition government's plan. He soon realized that this kind of line was not selling. Meanwhile, the project was becoming bigger and very attractive, moreso to MPs in opposition strongholds. He decided to fight the program by labeling it a Jubilee militia to be used at rigging 2017 elections. This line, like the earlier one did not sale either. The possibility that junior staff had taken advantage of procurement system to steal money in the ministry was thus godsend for Raila. He immediately made it an Ann Waiguru issue. With media firmly in his pocket after having the much publicized breakfast meeting with them, he went on the offensive. Looking at the latest documents regarding stuff allegedly bought by Waiguru's ministry, you can easily tell, there was a motive behind that list. What would for instance, a CS need a piano and a condom dispenser in their office for? Raila had all along wanted to make corruption the major part of his narrative heading into the next election. His early attempts were nipped in the bud by Uhuru when he took the EACC list to parliament. But due to the naivety of Uhuru's civil servants, Raila is rolling over them. Unfortunately, we are not fighting corruption, it is all politics stupid. ~~ Mwalimumkuu @nyumbakubwa ~~ Always Raila this, Raila that from dawn to dusk!It is Uhuru Kenyatta's first and foremost responsibility to fight corruption as the leader of the government in power, if there is corruption. By the same token, it is Raila's priority number 1 to unearth corruption in government as the leader of the opposition, if there is corruption (checks & balances). Raila has done his part, now let's see if Uhuru will do his part! If Uhuru fails in the next few months, we are doomed as a nation. That is the cold reality of the state of things as at this point. We are talking both politics and economics here and not ALL politics stupid!How myopic can we be as a nation?! Mind boggling!! And here is the script you are reading from, a Duale script!!! How ridiculous! Aden Duale: Punish PS Peter Mangiti for exposing rot in Waiguru's ministrywww.standardmedia.co.ke/article/2000181700/duale-punish-ps-mangiti-for-exposing-rot-in-devolution-ministryAgwambo effect!! Mwalimu Mkuu where art thou??? Embattled Waiguru finally calls it quits after call to Uhuruwww.nation.co.ke/news/Embattled-Waiguru-finally-calls-it-quits-after-call-to-Uhuru/-/1056/2965702/-/37sih7/-/index.html
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Post by jakaswanga on Nov 22, 2015 10:14:54 GMT 3
WHY DID DEVOLUTION CABINET SECRETARY ANNE WAIGURU RESIGN? when did an appointee request the authority that appointed her to releave her of her duties? Professor Podp, that is how it is done in ROYAL GOVERNMENTS! A commoner appointed by a King or Queen to one or other office, has no power to self terminate their own service for whatever reason. That is the Royal's leisure. The commoner asks to be relieved of their duties, but it is the royal's prerogative to decide yes or no! You catch the historical context? and don't dare think that is a mere formality! But .. SO WHY DID WAIGURU RESIGN? -- NO, I do not mean to ask was she pushed or not.I wanna do Africa! and the poisonous fumes her bowels spew up, seeping through the masks the elite wear, poisoning their hearts, forcing their doctors to flag them, as in this particular case. Less than two weeks ago she was adamant she wouldn't go. First, from the horse's own mouth: Okay, that will ride for a kilometre or so, stall, and the questions reconvene. Now, I am duplicitous enough to give false compliments in the service of Africa --I have served as a mediator in conflict resolution situations where armed and angry young men, itching for a kill or be killed shoot out, already wore their death masks, and I remember my brief was to break the ice in their cold hearts, always with cheap talk. African soldiers at the front have cheap lives, so cheap talk is a winning bet: I would go like: 'I do not remember a prettier sight on earth since man first set sight on Eve's rolling buttocks in Eden, or saw baked bread if you like! Men, you are butter on that bread, let me have a bite! We are all killers here, why don't we live today and die tomorrow! One last night with Pu-ssy, is all I ask for, huh!?' Sometimes it worked, sometimes not. Most of the time it achieved the desired effect. Safety catches returned to hold. A monumental development by bloody standards. And the show woulc continue like: 'it would seem we specialise in killing fellow Africans, which is what every piece of foreign sh!t has been doing for 500 years! Now you wanna tell me there is any pride or heroism in our service, mimicing gone rapists and plunderers and genocidaires!? Give it a think, p-ussies, and aim that gun elsewhere for a change!'The ones not on drugs, you saw their brains working that over. The ones on dope you saw a disdainful glint like 'if I don't kill the men, how do I collect their women to rape!? 'I am working on it! Soldier!' and so goes some terrifying rituals in the jungles of Africa. In another thread I believe I had a go at make-believe compliments. A lice-infested rastafarian needed a shave off. Scissorman Rotich gave a lackluster cut. A cut may not be a shave, talking of state finances under a regime of waste, but it is a hint of direction. I complimented the financial secretary. I might as well continue on that slippery slope of compliments. The Queen and would-be matriarch has showed class. Anne Waiguru has retained her honour. She has resigned. She has not waited like the other lowly creeps we seen, to be asked to 'step aside', fired or humiliated by another synonym for dismissal. Lady got class --like Raila who resigned, Josephat Karanja who resigned, Oginga Odinga and Murumbi and Bildad Kaggia, and the likes of Achieng' Oneko. Resigning in Kenya, you see, is a roll call of honour. Mentioning the word honour in the same sentence as a Kenyan politician as a positive, is a monumental development I assure you, wherefore will we not go over the top with this praise singing. That illustrious list above resigned on PRINCIPLE. Waiguru did not. In fact she resigned after sustained pressure questioning her integrity, tearing her emotionally apart and wearing down her heart; and after she had promised she would not. Still, scraping the bottom, and not her ample bottoms I am afraid, I maintain Waiguru is not every Tim Duck and Hurry ---no, how do I translate that male chauvinist imagery into politically correct lingo!? she is not every Arz Cant and Pusi high up in power. The lady is chique. She is all doll, and that is unique. But right there in her laborious resignation statment is a problem with her self-image of herself. She feels victimised, viciously wronged, personalised in the attacks, while she was the whistleblower who revealed rot at the department she had been running for those years! She sees herself as a star, an administrative achiever brought down by nefarious networks of graft and envy, an award-winning deliverer whose departure from high office is, we fools do not realise it, a national trauma of dense proportions like her purse. Now, that is good self salesmanship (no womanship for me) and CV propaganda, yeah, so long it is done far away from the public limelight. But in public, where there will be scrutiny in real time, it comes across as more than a bit odd, Oh no, outrightly stupid. If one is a CEO running a company that haemorrhaged the kind of amounts the NYS leached, he or she would be as they say, toast. Shareholders would rip her guts apart in the General Meeting, sue her ass to pieces, and move in court to confiscate all her property and wealth gained in the mean time. Even the James Bond car belonging to her son or not, would already be crowded by a swarm of towers from investors feeling cheated.Kenya! we are babies who have not stepped into the real world. The idea of being a super competent CEO while running a den of graft wilfully loosing loot does not exist in reality. Only in artificial Africa, which explains our inability to industrialise and catch up with the rest of the world. Perhaps it is too late to explain this to Anne, she is too far gone in myth-making, having won all those fancy prices. For those who have seen other realities, in countries with a different standard for instance, the idea of prices for people like Anne Waiguru while audits already raised irreconcilable issues in the books, only served to confirm the motives of the price-givers as nefarious. These are indeed nefarious networks encouraging a cult of mediocrity in Africa by bestowing awards on rotting public officials. Out there in the real world, there are places Waiguru would have been hanged long ago. And those places are economies going places. It is important for the health of the nation to state these things clearly. If Waiguru is the type given to introspection, and has drops of the pride of Mama Mumbi, she should question the motives of those who gave her those prices. And I really mean that. (knowing when you have been hyped and psychologically induced into believing the bubble, helps detoxification on the double) Now, if you have seen a Kenyan granny go home to 3 hungry (orphan) children with ksh. 100 profit after a whole day at the roadside selling groundnuts, bananas, sugarcane rods, omena or roast maize at Kericho, come rain come shine, then, truly I say unto thee, the idea of being in charge of taxes and loosing 900M in a year by inflated tenders, would wreak an emotion close to near rage. Rage at the cold-heartedness at the top. Rage at the disdain at honest people, rage at the rot that pretends to define the future of the land. Because even that ksh. 100 profit, the county government wants to tax it some more, in some places, up another 30%.Work out this micro-economics. And extrapolate how many Kenyan women are in that man-made dire strait. Why not a death sentence for ' loosing by design' ksh.900M drained from their veins literally? It is this rage, this molten fury down below under Wanjiku, that has seeped up, percolated under Anne Waiguru's skin and started to poison her blood. This is the evil sting affecting her health and leading to her resignation. She became a FOCUS for it. Kenya is of course ridden with ugly graft Kings and Queens, but one or only a few become the personifications of corruption, and focus for spit. That spitting cobra rage is real, from Arabia to Latin America; it is morbid, and when it concentrates on one, like it did on Waiguru, it touches base with the heart of the focus, unless such a one is a psychopath beyond empathy, even with oneself. If only Waiguru had been genuinely competent ---he he he he! think of John Githong'o in his tenure as anti corruption Czar, does she really think public hate would make her sick!? Really, would tales about her being suddenly worth 300M in two years stick!? Githong'o did set the bar, and we know it, much as we pretend otherwise. Anybody in top Kenya who want to profile themselves anti-corruption fighter has competition you see. Fakes galore. John Githong'o is A PARIAH! --o why, o why!? Even yesterday Uhuru Kenyatta formed another body to fight corruption! Waiguru! Did you catch the name of John Githong'o in that list of your alleged lover!? ---Case closed. So, come on Anne, do not be silly. You are a beautiful cougar and delightfully delicious to view. This was never about your person. This is about Africa, her resources and future. And that, Anne, is something to die for, and people die for it, daily in Africa. Africa is being raped and looted to the bone. Africans know it, and worse, know it is fellow Africans themselves now in the lead. And many top administrators are just collaborators thereto, owing their rise to patronage networks running the system of plunder. And so the hate that eats us within the continent. Period. Now eat well in peace the spoils of your public rot. Unofficial sources, oral Africa, records them a stupendous fortune, cheaply earned. Things that steal from Africa, rob her people, plunder her public, are, already said in the book the beautiful ones are not yet born, excreta better buried sooner rather than later. It is a verdict to ponder, before a generation comes that takes that literally!
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Post by jakaswanga on Nov 22, 2015 10:18:27 GMT 3
Come on Otishotish, what happened to the old adage: Another man's beast, is another man's feast!? where you see monstrous visual assaults, my brother Omwenga may be witnessing luscious eye candy!
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Post by kamalet on Nov 23, 2015 13:23:33 GMT 3
Come on Otishotish, what happened to the old adage: Another man's beast, is another man's feast!? where you see monstrous visual assaults, my brother Omwenga may be witnessing luscious eye candy! I think Otishotish has a fetish for porn....why else does he fervently await a strip show from the lady MCA's?
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Post by b6k on Nov 23, 2015 23:02:03 GMT 3
Moving right along away from Embu porn, I feel quite vindicated that Waiguru herself saw it fit to request lighter duties from the appointing authority. As for said appointing authority he needs to realize that in politics, perception is reality and the truth is negotiable.
If Waiguru was indeed one of the most powerful CS's then it doesn't say much about his selection criteria. Little wonder the Jubilee ship is easily rocked by CORD propaganda be it real or imagined. Now that there is a vacancy it's high time it's filled by those with a backbone. The DPP recently cleared Francis Kimemia of any wrongdoing in his mini NYS scandal. Kimemia called out Jubilee on their mishandling of the Garissa University attack before he was shown the door. The kind of fellow who won't shy away from telling the emperor he's naked is precisely what is needed. Not toy technocrats who develop high blood pressure from political rhetoric.
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Post by jakaswanga on Nov 24, 2015 19:57:08 GMT 3
MINIMISING CORRUPTION:THE FAILURE OF WAIGURUS IFMIS (integrated financial management and information system. Huduma Centre branch in Mombasa. Huduma Kenya centres offer an Integrated Service Delivery (ISD) model which provides citizens with access to multiple government services under one roof, hence cutting bureaucracy and reducing corruption. PHOTO | LABAN WALLOGA | NATION MEDIA GROUP Walubengo ponders a point in the daily nation recently. It is a deeply uncomfortable one if you ask me. The CV of Anne Waiguru has a spectacular entry. Let us read the daily nation version for the short of it: Distinguished. 800M + 700M lost under the watch of the distinguished former CEO of IFMIS, the thief-catching device! Ikulu we have a situation. ---a transparent one! Why has technology failed to curb corruption in Kenya? and, what a coincidence, howbeit it is the former CEO of the 'internationally' much-lauded IFMIS system, who, on promotion to (Devolution) where the cash rolls even more than at Finance docket, became the groomed face of theft in the government!? Why did a distinguished, global award winner in delivery, become the personification of state rot in Kenya? My answer is simple. She was a hoax and a fake, and a front, a decoy. She knew and hand-picked all the programmers and software engineers who worked on the system, and they became a rigging corporation from the inside. They call it an INSIDE JOB. Corruption is like war. Technology increases its prowess at devastation a million factors over. Technology only stops war when the sides are matched and there is a balance of terror, ie mutually assured destruction, MAD. Otherwise the superior side desert-storms the other. In weak states like Kenya, with hollow institutions, the state mandarinate and the oligarchy they serve just use technology to bleed the population dry. They will stop when there is a balance of terror. When they neither resign nor step aside, but their heads and those of their accomplices roll from a guillotine treat. But for an alternative pitch I suggest we listen to John Walubengo. Upgrade our mental software!? I think not as I have said. What we do is harden our hearts, a notch bloodier, so that we do not call for resignations of thieves high up in the ladder, but we do what we already do to thieves on the streets. We democratise, universalise the street love, constitutionalise it, seeing CHAPTER Six went to the dogs! Yah!? Someone out there does not know what we do with thieves on the streets!? We make love to them, gently, O O so gently!
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Post by Omwenga on Nov 25, 2015 8:07:04 GMT 3
Come on Otishotish, what happened to the old adage: Another man's beast, is another man's feast!? where you see monstrous visual assaults, my brother Omwenga may be witnessing luscious eye candy! My brother Jakaswanga, No, No, No!!!!!!!! While on that subject, though, a small musing. It was during the Diaspora Conference at Windsor earlier this year--April, the president finishes his address and as we all file out, after taking a group photo (how people scrambled to position themselves close to him is for another day) so as we all head toward the next event (lunch) at another nearby tent, and for some reason (nobody was really telling anyone where to go or what to do), I found myself standing next to this person who looked very familiar and jogging my cells a bit, it clicked it was General Nkaissery. I reached out to the General, we shook hands and I reminded him the last time we were together was just before the elections at Ole Sereni. We had some small chat and as we were doing so, I look to my left and see this lady on the phone so, as in what happened with Nkaisseri, my mind started racing, "I know this lady! Where from? How long since I saw her? Where?, etc." I couldn't quite figure. I am, of course, distracted and quickly ended my chat with the General with the intention of moving on to say hello to this lady I obviously knew I know but couldn't remember how, which reminded me of a similar happenstance at some popular politicians watering place near Yaya Center but that's for my memoir, suffice to say it was very, very funny. Anyway, as I was waiting for this lady to finish her phone call so I can say something to her in hopes that will juggle my memory, I took one more look at her and it then suddenly downed on me who she was; Madam CS Anne Waiguru! I, of course, didn't know her but if you have seen anyone on TV and then end up meeting the same person up close in person, you'll know you get this "I know this person!" Same thing here. I did not say anything to her but I have always thought highly of her.
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Post by b6k on Nov 25, 2015 10:27:51 GMT 3
Oyonka all I can say is I wish I were tech savvy enough to design a facial recognition app for you. Those are not faces that would be too difficult to put a name to for most Kenyans with a TV and access to newspapers....
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Post by mwalimumkuu on Nov 25, 2015 21:18:17 GMT 3
My brother Jakaswanga, No, No, No!!!!!!!! While on that subject, though, a small musing. It was during the Diaspora Conference at Windsor earlier this year--April, the president finishes his address and as we all file out, after taking a group photo (how people scrambled to position themselves close to him is for another day) so as we all head toward the next event (lunch) at another nearby tent, and for some reason (nobody was really telling anyone where to go or what to do), I found myself standing next to this person who looked very familiar and jogging my cells a bit, it clicked it was General Nkaissery. I reached out to the General, we shook hands and I reminded him the last time we were together was just before the elections at Ole Sereni. We had some small chat and as we were doing so, I look to my left and see this lady on the phone so, as in what happened with Nkaisseri, my mind started racing, "I know this lady! Where from? How long since I saw her? Where?, etc." I couldn't quite figure. I am, of course, distracted and quickly ended my chat with the General with the intention of moving on to say hello to this lady I obviously knew I know but couldn't remember how, which reminded me of a similar happenstance at some popular politicians watering place near Yaya Center but that's for my memoir, suffice to say it was very, very funny. Anyway, as I was waiting for this lady to finish her phone call so I can say something to her in hopes that will juggle my memory, I took one more look at her and it then suddenly downed on me who she was; Madam CS Anne Waiguru! I, of course, didn't know her but if you have seen anyone on TV and then end up meeting the same person up close in person, you'll know you get this "I know this person!" Same thing here. I did not say anything to her but I have always thought highly of her. Omwenga:Good to see you. How is Hillary navigating the murky American politics? Well, on Anne Waiguru, I want to say, Uhuru lost a true servant and committed CS. Like any other human, she obviously had her own shortcomings, but as far as delivery of services and mandate of Jubilee is concerned, she did it with gusto and zeal that no other CS, not even the very experienced Balala or Ngilu matched. It is no doubt a blow to Jubilee. I partly blame UK for the situation Anne found herself in. He did not only over-expose her to enemy fire mainly from outside government, but also to friendly fire (within government). I dare say, the friendly fire could have been more lethal than enemy fire. But that is now water under bridge. Like Michuki before her, we shall look back in future and appreciate her work. Word has it on the street that, there could be a huge homecoming party being organized for her back in Kirinyaga with an intention of catapulting her into politics (read gubernatorial seat). ~~ Mwalimumkuu @nyumbakubwa ~~
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Post by mwalimumkuu on Nov 25, 2015 21:20:15 GMT 3
Always Raila this, Raila that from dawn to dusk!It is Uhuru Kenyatta's first and foremost responsibility to fight corruption as the leader of the government in power, if there is corruption. By the same token, it is Raila's priority number 1 to unearth corruption in government as the leader of the opposition, if there is corruption (checks & balances). Raila has done his part, now let's see if Uhuru will do his part! If Uhuru fails in the next few months, we are doomed as a nation. That is the cold reality of the state of things as at this point. We are talking both politics and economics here and not ALL politics stupid!How myopic can we be as a nation?! Mind boggling!! And here is the script you are reading from, a Duale script!!! How ridiculous! Aden Duale: Punish PS Peter Mangiti for exposing rot in Waiguru's ministrywww.standardmedia.co.ke/article/2000181700/duale-punish-ps-mangiti-for-exposing-rot-in-devolution-ministry Agwambo effect!! Mwalimu Mkuu where art thou??? Embattled Waiguru finally calls it quits after call to Uhuruwww.nation.co.ke/news/Embattled-Waiguru-finally-calls-it-quits-after-call-to-Uhuru/-/1056/2965702/-/37sih7/-/index.htmlYou be a funny guy; in one post you are castigating me for fingering Agwambo as the source of Ann's troubles but in the next, you are celebrating Agwambo's success at sexualizing Waiguru. ~~ Mwalimumkuu @nyumbakubwa ~~
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Post by Omwenga on Nov 29, 2015 6:20:36 GMT 3
Omwenga:Good to see you. How is Hillary navigating the murky American politics? Well, on Anne Waiguru, I want to say, Uhuru lost a true servant and committed CS. Like any other human, she obviously had her own shortcomings, but as far as delivery of services and mandate of Jubilee is concerned, she did it with gusto and zeal that no other CS, not even the very experienced Balala or Ngilu matched. It is no doubt a blow to Jubilee. I partly blame UK for the situation Anne found herself in. He did not only over-expose her to enemy fire mainly from outside government, but also to friendly fire (within government). I dare say, the friendly fire could have been more lethal than enemy fire. But that is now water under bridge. Like Michuki before her, we shall look back in future and appreciate her work. Word has it on the street that, there could be a huge homecoming party being organized for her back in Kirinyaga with an intention of catapulting her into politics (read gubernatorial seat). ~~ Mwalimumkuu @nyumbakubwa ~~ Mwalimumkuu, Hillary had a tough summer but Republicans came calling with baskets full of gifts and they continue giving to the point she doesn't know what to do with them; we await her coronation next summer and matching to White House come January 2017 as the first US female president.
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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 12, 2016 0:03:03 GMT 3
www.nation.co.ke/news/Anne-Waiguru-wealth/-/1056/3028794/-/15mopca/-/index.htmlAnne Waiguru is now on record, public record, newspaper record, TV record, stating to the pointing of swearing by her ancestors, that it was her individual whistleblowing action which led to the unravelling of the over 700M NYS heist, and the recovery of a bit of it, like the several milion coins found stashed in socks in some wonderful bedrooms in posh areas of the city in the sun. Now, assume she is not lying. Assume she is a true heroine; assume too, even as she disparages Dr. Ndii for being a cheap, shrill bleating sheep within the cacophonous choir of Raila Odinga's ill defeatist detractors, Anne Waiguru still harbours a degree of respect for her fellow economist and peer, and honestly wishes to correct him --in his erroneous assumption that she facilitated the heist and accrued major rewards therefrom! .... Then, O then, hold that thrilling thought; hold and keep hold like it were a heirloom of immeasurable import. On guard but easy, walk with it --- or, as I am wont to do when I am in Nairobi, falsely saunter lazily up and down absorbing the rolling frameworks of both mobile and fixed architecture---- thus all the way to the Banki Kuu ya Kenya. There, at the grand entry which pontificates tarnished colonial glory, stand and gape at the traffic mayhem called the Haile Salassie Avenue, before you ask the question: when did they ( the Mugwanjas and Njoroges) know? -Know what Waiguru knew and had told.And what steps, after how long, with that knowledge, did they take to RECOVER the disbursed funds already certified fraudulent? (We know the law bars them CBK heroes from such mischief as recalling private cash, the law adding the old adage money once paid is not refundable! But we also know the duo are not fools, and are wily enough to do a Solomon when, as the Luos say, thuol odonjo ei ko -when a snake slithers into the milk gourd, what now!?) What now: what now is I have to explain why top graduates from colleges where the world bureaucratic elite are trained, still, having been informed by none other than the presidential paramour and most powerful cabinet secretary, that several accounts into which she had deposited PUBLIC money and all relevant transactions were dirty, behaved in such a way that, months later, a crooked high street lawyer is still the legal owner of a large portion of those funds. Just like the other banks which served as laundering accomplices. There is so much dupe going on. And all in the middle of a presidential war on corruption! So I may be duped of my money with Wanjiku, but I can't be duped of the process. Like a diligent pathologist, unlike the Egyptian who did Dr. Robert Ouko's body and was scolded by Judge with 'you are lucky your patients consult you when they are already dead!' I will work it out by and by and arrive at the evil band of brigands who, O the puritanical backlash come, would loose his heads to much pomp and fanfare. The thieves must die for the country to live -- France the republic, rising.Not to punish the oppressors is cruelty, punishing them is clemency -France the republic, launching creeds. Kamau Thugge and David Rotich --the peaks of Jubilee technocracy on the subject, do not seem to have done a good job joustling off David Ndii from his high horse. And so it is not a mopping up operation Anne is rising up to as she has her go. www.nation.co.ke/oped/Opinion/-/440808/3026576/-/9tkfl3/-/index.html we will take time on it. Because it gives a ring side view.
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Post by jakaswanga on Jan 16, 2016 14:29:03 GMT 3
WAIGURU VERSUS DAVID NDII. The nearest we will ever get to Achilles versus Hippodameia, or Byron Georgiadis vs Hilary Ng'eno (or was it vs SM Otieno). That is powerful polemics over issues dear to the land. And that is me as Don King hyping up a non-event!The long, unavuncular article by David Ndii which rubbed Anne Waiguru the wrong way, concludes with an old Cherokee parable on the internal monster within each. The Oxfordised, malicious cutting edge of Ndii prodded Anne Waiguru deep enough to will herself out of the lethargy which has been her lot the last months. This (lethargy) was of course a precipitate of the of the fall from high, the post-power depression afflicting her, not to mention the high blood pressure escalated by the ignominious prospect of a stint at Kamiti maximum, courtesy of NYS looting! Gotcha! No, not really, Margaret revenging (never forget your tabloid angles in a good Roman story featuring the libidinous intrigues behind power!). Ndii in this perspective is thus an exceptional therapist. If he is minded to be cheeky, he can claim a bit of the Waiguru fortune, overcharging as he likes for the psychological panel-beating services rendered. Take a look at Anne in flow. At it its best, I will wager the section in which she rubbishes Tanzania. I agree with her of course on Tz, where I consider the CCM little more than an incestuous retard doomed to implode in inbred mediocrity, unless Magafuli is goes on to be a real deal other than the latest Ptolemy dynast toward the end. The electoral commission's antics witnessed in Zanzibar during the latest vote count, are KANU-esque. That was not what the revolution was about back then, that revolution led by the self-styled Field Marshal, the forgotten LuoPride John Okello, centre. He Okello of course has been erased out of history books like Stalin did Trotsky! But there is folklore singing his legend of course; and Internet these days, before the algorithms of censorship set in that is! But that is another long, long story. Today we serve a contemporary thriller: Waiguru deconstructs David NdiiWe will grant she wrote it herself! So that we can Waawu ourselves without theatre, but amazed her mighty effort, salute her a Queen resurrected, Alleluyia! Too, enthralled in good cheer, beside ourselves with thrill, might we even go as far as to allege this kind of head (re)butting is her true calling! It was a multi-purposed sensational response whose ambition is undeniable, like: 1. re-affirm her mental health and stake claim on the future, pre or post elections 2017. 2. remind she is not Rotich nor Thugge, mentally challenged, toy pugilists of rubbery feet when Ndii hits, thinks. 3. expunge her name on the malicious rumour of handling in stolen property (bought house from theft proceeds). 4. Malign Ndii by smearing him a CORD, Raila Odinga propaganda mouthpiece. 5. Correct the sunken record of a cabinet in which she was the first among equals, -remind of her implicit achievements and the international standing of Kenya, financially speaking. -This last statement is very dangerous: it can read: Uhuru Kenyatta dishing out title-deeds and launching street lights weeks long, is such TOKEN GESTURES which, quoting Anne, do not constitute economic transformation!What I am saying is, it is mighty lucky of us to get a ring-side insight into the charming, cheeky and --also unidirectional-- fluent mind of Anne Waiguru. Hitherto, this national resource lay untapped and idle, neutralised by power, as emasculated as the wits of Wily Mutunga, mentally paralysed in office as CJ. But now they are a bit liberated by 'out of office blues', and no longer fluttering energetically but aimlessly like desperate bats looking for a way out of a sealed cave, they squeqk a bit free, letting us become privy to the possibilities of their real fluency! What a strip tease, Anna yawa, dhi adhiye nyime oberana, ahombi owada, Nyarmara!Mano bende ber abera! ---better late than never! It was pointed out to me long ago by some professor of history and psychology, that, when seriously clever people are objective about thing and mean to communicate, there is a flowing rigour and fluency they bring to their presentation which, on the flip side when they revert to lies and exercises in public relations, becomes manifestly uncoordinated and desperate. I asked him if he meant it is impossible to foolproofly intellectually 'act', you know, like film stars like Marlon Brando do with Godfather characters, flawless, foolproof! No, the professor said. 'Hard thinking is like male orgasm, faking a stiff is impossible!'So I spied When Anne Waiguru takes on David Ndii on his Tz-philia, when she articulates the endless ailments of Nyerere's legacy, then is she at her most natural, fluent and cruel, delivering her frontal punches with wicked charm. But when she defends Kenya and the Jubilee project, she shrinks, has to carefully select and run accepted PR lines. It is obligatory. The inner flow is hesitant, scared a free flow will blow apart the constructed falsehood which must be peddled. Still, this scribbling Waiguru is a gem! And I demand more. Tease me baibe, strip some more, i like it all! NB: (But if she did not write it herself, i will sue her! not for plagiarism, but for this horror: after whistleblowing the NYS was being defrauded, she failed to follow it through and have the CBK block all accounts and (2) failed to have the CBK RECALL all the already disbursed launder sums!You know what Anne, O my Queen, the recall of criminal money is ABC protocol. And when one is the most powerful cabinet minister and alleged HoS paramour, the RECALL WOULD BE TOTAL if she wishes it. So, dear, do you care to tell, since you know who is powerful enough to overrule the head of state of Kenya.NB: when you blew this NYS whistle, Raila Odinga will want to know from you as a witness as he defends himself against a Nyaoga professing his good name, who EXACTLY did you tell and in which words --written or oral? And was it your constitutional duty to have kept abreast and be informed of the RECOVERY measures underway, which obviously you faile if it was? Do you have total recall!? crosschecking the facts and steps, or will it be a tad disappointing to find out that ... continued.
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