Post by jakaswanga on Aug 8, 2015 16:24:14 GMT 3
OBAMA SHUNS MUGABE, BUT WHO IS THE FUTURE OF AFRICA?
We were at a funeral fundraiser for a fallen teacher. Funeral fundraisers are a legendary Luo industry. Seeing that, like ancient pharaohs who bankrupted Egypt BY building skyscraping tombs called pyramids, we were likely burying the nations future under the sand, I had my favourite homeland econometrist in exile, Dr. Kotieno, put a figure on the opportunity cost, had we the people of the lake) otherwise invested all that money in economic (re)generation instead of washing down rotting corpses with it. --But ...
that is a debate for the cultural thread or ideological faultlines Luoland. Time abiding, we will catch up with it later. But suffice is to say, Dr. Kotieno smiled and said: 'wiyi diny omera, we alerni gigi! assuming we have in place better captains of Industry than your usual run-down-the-mill ilk's of Evans Kidero -thinking of Mumias Sugar; Ojwang' Kombudo -thinking of Kisumu municipality; William Odongo Omamo -thinking of RIAT money early 70s; So&So -thinking of Lake Basin Development Authority; or Luo Thrift and Kisumu Molasses shares subscription -thinking of the Royal Family; then, and truly then, would we now have at least two Luoland Multinationals. (1.) A land, air and sea Transport Company and (2) A Bank bigger than the KCB!'
That is why I like Dr. Kotieno. He may be a right wing sod, but his answers are clear-cut and shows he ate fish in infancy, long before the fish in the lake became poisoned with
(1) medical chemicals from Russia hospital and cancerous refuse from nearby sugar mills;
and
(2) glYPHOSATE-based pesticides and herbicides used with impunity all over the country, courtesy of the various MoNsaNto-pocketed men in Kenya who front this kind of environmental-degradation agriculture.
(Plantation agriculture in the Rift Valley uses carcinogenic Monsanto stuff, which then seep into and laze the waters of the rivers feeding the lake, poisoning the fish and brains. And that is how our fish-eating advantage has been neutralised, and the 'gonyagonya' generation of mutants effected!)
That genetical bit was offered by a biology teacher in a series called GI MOMIYO NYIKWAR RAMOGI TINDE WIGI ODINO!
(It is a variation on the Miguna lament about the caliphate!)
Yes, funeral fundraisers can be tedious affairs, long and drawn-out harambees, especially when a man had decided to ignore SACCO membership, to rely on old culture to see him transported and buried wherever. So we spent the time banging stories, keeping the count, whiling the time away like Otis Redding at the dock of the bay, watching time sail by.
I will keep Jukwaa posted on the other juicy bits that were digested in the wake.
-Ojienda and his sidekick Judge continue to gag Bonny Khalwale on Kidero on Mumias, while certified investigators, as early as 2005, are on record terming the Mumias sugary payments to his account irregular.
The judge must be one of the ones CJ Mutunga wants re-vetted!
--Nkaissery and Boinet and pastor N'gan'ga. Ng'ang'a is the man of God who caused a death near Limuru on a motorway accident, then, with the aide of his police escorts, cooked a very ungodly tale to cover it up. And Boinnet and Nkaissery seconded him until Wanjiku stood her ground about what she had seen with her own eyes.
---The health insurance negotiated by KUPPET which leaves KNUT caught pants down in a bad deal, and haemorrhaging members!
---Minister Kaimenyi's attempts to micromanage the educational sector, now banning mocks without consulting stakeholders, and basing his decision on bus-stand hearsay about the causes of student riots.
---The relationship between Margaret Kenyatta and Anne Waiguru.
---what do we do with the Motorcycle gang culture arising out of the apiko youngmen?
Then came my turn to give a take on (1) The Nightrunners club, and (2) the great son of Alego Kogelo, Potus Obama. They fondly refer to him as Obama Polo Malo, that is Obama Sky-High. He has set the bar for Luo political achievement. Here is the way a bodabodaman at Oyugis put it to me without blinking.
'President mar Kenya girigi t'ang'o, ka wasebet mar Amerka Supapawa!? Agwambo giri laro takataka omera!'
--''After a Luo has risen to the presidency of the Super Power America, who cares about these useless things like the Kenyan presidency!? Raila is just chasing a rubbish office!''
I just politely reminded him even rubbish offices have their comfort zones, like the Weston Hotel, Radisson Hotel, The Kenyatta estate which made Fortune bill that family as the richest in Kenya, followed by the Arap Moi clan, then the Kibakis. 'The rubbish office packs quite a looting punch, just vote and help Agwambo on the merry hunt! (wabi wagwen choke e bwo mesa kaka nyiguogi!)'
So here is a summary of my Obama-Mugabe take without the jokes -NB:-- the jokes are what make the tedious business of 'budho maiti' bearable. (Alcohol being banned during Luo wakes on the dead, we traditionally take delight in words, twists of meanings, and displays of oratory and rhetorical flair. By the time the female ahangla dances take the field with displays of hipster prowess to stimulate the physical senses, it is expected the mind has had its fill of intellectual pleasures, and business can now all go erotical. The dependence on alcohol for fun is inexplicable in this realm. (N'ga momer romre gi n'gat motho; giduto wigi ok ti!' -''drunk and dead are the same; both are brain-dead'', say the Luo wise!'
THE GREAT SON AND HIS PRODIGAL VISIT:
(WASUNGREURU WUODWA OBIRO!)
After his triumphant stint in Kenya, President Barrack Obama of the United States visited Ethiopia. There at Addis Ababa was he hosted by his counterpart Hailemariam Desalegn, there at the famous Chinese-built hall did he address the plenum of the African Union. There too, howbeit missing, was the AU's current chair, Bad Boy Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe.
That is a significant detail. But you wouldn't suspect it from the little and (supposedly) self-explanatory reports it got.
Simple. Mugabe did not turn up.
How did Obama and Mugabe manage to avoid one another at this great day? No US president has ever had the honour to address the African heads of state at the OAU's crucible at Addis, and it would have been quite a photo-op of the official host, the Old Rogue Robert, beaming beside the POTUS, reminiscent of the way he beamed beside Vladimir Putin of Russia during the Heroes day parade in Moscow in May. (There is a footnote missing here, of Putin explaining why he showed the old African dictator such public respect and honour. Putin's genuine warmth to Mugabe had not escaped keen Russians. This was more than Mao's the enemy of enemy is my friend: Putin: 'he knows the price of freedom. He fought for it at its most intense, he led his people and country from the dread yoke of colonial-sponsored apartheid and discrimination. I respect that, more so at a time when other powers that be think Russia should be they doormat!')
But in Addis Abbeba Mugabe was the odd man out. Unwanted near Potus, like a certain William in Kenya.
I have been hunting for the fireworks behind the scenes. You bet there were. -How much money were the Ethiopians bribed with, privately and officially, to stay way Robert!? We all heard Obama declare to the whole world, that the pre-rigged elections of Ethiopia which had unearthed a 100% population support for the ruling Derge, were an excellent feat in democratic Africa, and should be copied. Well, the Derge and its Tigrayan heartbeat must have sold Ethiopia's very soul to the visiting emperor for them to be rewarded with such as stinging endorsement! (while their dungeons rot with the bones of journalists and other critical minds!)
A state banquet earlier, the story was the same in Nairobi where the -by Transparency International Ratings--- super corrupt regime of Uhuru Kenyatta was patted on the back by the emperor for its war on graft! And , behold, the vassal opposition ordered to man up and bow before the Jubilee deity Muigai -a renowned puppet of corruption cartels!
Is there a single functional anti-corruption body in Kenya right now? Names please!
It all shows Obama is a scorch earth, and his callous viciousness reveals why he made it to POTUS. He has a single-minded drive to use power to override facts, has a cold-blooded ruthlessness completely detached from reality at his core, yet his personal charm and eloquence is such as to outdo Blessed Orpheus, yes, faced with Kerberos at the gates of Hades, the lyricist charmed his way in and out of hell to retrieve his love!
And did you watch him sing in that church in Charleston South Carolina, where white supremacist kid Dylann Roof, an APARTHEID HERO, did what the people Robert Mugabe fought used to do!
Barry is a bomb! A P-R bomb. And American weapon of mass distraction!
OBAMA AND MUGABE, there is a contrast to make. -First the light touch:
The two have a history. In the famous Monsters Ball of Washington -Obama and his African Monsters-- held on August 5/6 2014, when the whole lot of AU crop of the so-called leaders trooped to Washington, Obama singled out Robert Mugabe as the exception. Old Robert was not invited.
Why this snub? Is Old Robert a great party pooper? a creature morally lower than Jahmeh of Gambia or Obiang' of E-Guinea?
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2718143/Obamas-monsters-ball-How-White-House-opened-doors-Africas-evil-dictators-homophobes-turned-blind-eye-human-rights-record.html
MORAL PITFALLS, MORAL HIGH GROUNDS
What do we know about the depths of depravity to which successive American heads of state have sunk, letting the CIA do whatever it did across the conflict-ridden world? Only yesterday was this wholly redacted report of the CIA torture rigmarole in its various blackspots across the globe, serving as rendition closets where the ritualised tortures and demonic subcultures of the occult could be indulged with impunity, not to mention Guantanamo Bay, which is the open occultic cathedral of American depravity --what Auschwitz was to Fuhrer Germany. The pathology of a rotten politicology, shameless in glory, displaying undisputed power over the people, mesmerising them with breaking the taboos of renaissance!
Yes, Obama reckons his hands are too bloody clean to be dirtied by the black handshake of Old Robert!
But who is Robert Mugabe in African history? and what is his significance in world history?
First I have an apology to make. I cannot make it all JOKE FREE here! The night is long and the ahangla people are late. I have been slotted extra time.
The world, like Luoland, thinks Obama and Mugabe are an item. Take a look, and a laugh.
Then back to the question, who is Robert Mugabe in African history, and his significance in world history, that our own Alego Kogeloman Obama, Okew Kaoch Wuon Modongo Thur gi Min, World Monarch and Emperor of the Capitalist Empire, has to move move heaven and Earth fomovemake-believe excommunication!?
Who the Fcuk is Robert Mugabe?
FIRST THE BAD ROBERT.
Continued.
We were at a funeral fundraiser for a fallen teacher. Funeral fundraisers are a legendary Luo industry. Seeing that, like ancient pharaohs who bankrupted Egypt BY building skyscraping tombs called pyramids, we were likely burying the nations future under the sand, I had my favourite homeland econometrist in exile, Dr. Kotieno, put a figure on the opportunity cost, had we the people of the lake) otherwise invested all that money in economic (re)generation instead of washing down rotting corpses with it. --But ...
that is a debate for the cultural thread or ideological faultlines Luoland. Time abiding, we will catch up with it later. But suffice is to say, Dr. Kotieno smiled and said: 'wiyi diny omera, we alerni gigi! assuming we have in place better captains of Industry than your usual run-down-the-mill ilk's of Evans Kidero -thinking of Mumias Sugar; Ojwang' Kombudo -thinking of Kisumu municipality; William Odongo Omamo -thinking of RIAT money early 70s; So&So -thinking of Lake Basin Development Authority; or Luo Thrift and Kisumu Molasses shares subscription -thinking of the Royal Family; then, and truly then, would we now have at least two Luoland Multinationals. (1.) A land, air and sea Transport Company and (2) A Bank bigger than the KCB!'
That is why I like Dr. Kotieno. He may be a right wing sod, but his answers are clear-cut and shows he ate fish in infancy, long before the fish in the lake became poisoned with
(1) medical chemicals from Russia hospital and cancerous refuse from nearby sugar mills;
and
(2) glYPHOSATE-based pesticides and herbicides used with impunity all over the country, courtesy of the various MoNsaNto-pocketed men in Kenya who front this kind of environmental-degradation agriculture.
(Plantation agriculture in the Rift Valley uses carcinogenic Monsanto stuff, which then seep into and laze the waters of the rivers feeding the lake, poisoning the fish and brains. And that is how our fish-eating advantage has been neutralised, and the 'gonyagonya' generation of mutants effected!)
That genetical bit was offered by a biology teacher in a series called GI MOMIYO NYIKWAR RAMOGI TINDE WIGI ODINO!
(It is a variation on the Miguna lament about the caliphate!)
Yes, funeral fundraisers can be tedious affairs, long and drawn-out harambees, especially when a man had decided to ignore SACCO membership, to rely on old culture to see him transported and buried wherever. So we spent the time banging stories, keeping the count, whiling the time away like Otis Redding at the dock of the bay, watching time sail by.
I will keep Jukwaa posted on the other juicy bits that were digested in the wake.
-Ojienda and his sidekick Judge continue to gag Bonny Khalwale on Kidero on Mumias, while certified investigators, as early as 2005, are on record terming the Mumias sugary payments to his account irregular.
The judge must be one of the ones CJ Mutunga wants re-vetted!
--Nkaissery and Boinet and pastor N'gan'ga. Ng'ang'a is the man of God who caused a death near Limuru on a motorway accident, then, with the aide of his police escorts, cooked a very ungodly tale to cover it up. And Boinnet and Nkaissery seconded him until Wanjiku stood her ground about what she had seen with her own eyes.
---The health insurance negotiated by KUPPET which leaves KNUT caught pants down in a bad deal, and haemorrhaging members!
---Minister Kaimenyi's attempts to micromanage the educational sector, now banning mocks without consulting stakeholders, and basing his decision on bus-stand hearsay about the causes of student riots.
---The relationship between Margaret Kenyatta and Anne Waiguru.
---what do we do with the Motorcycle gang culture arising out of the apiko youngmen?
Then came my turn to give a take on (1) The Nightrunners club, and (2) the great son of Alego Kogelo, Potus Obama. They fondly refer to him as Obama Polo Malo, that is Obama Sky-High. He has set the bar for Luo political achievement. Here is the way a bodabodaman at Oyugis put it to me without blinking.
'President mar Kenya girigi t'ang'o, ka wasebet mar Amerka Supapawa!? Agwambo giri laro takataka omera!'
--''After a Luo has risen to the presidency of the Super Power America, who cares about these useless things like the Kenyan presidency!? Raila is just chasing a rubbish office!''
I just politely reminded him even rubbish offices have their comfort zones, like the Weston Hotel, Radisson Hotel, The Kenyatta estate which made Fortune bill that family as the richest in Kenya, followed by the Arap Moi clan, then the Kibakis. 'The rubbish office packs quite a looting punch, just vote and help Agwambo on the merry hunt! (wabi wagwen choke e bwo mesa kaka nyiguogi!)'
So here is a summary of my Obama-Mugabe take without the jokes -NB:-- the jokes are what make the tedious business of 'budho maiti' bearable. (Alcohol being banned during Luo wakes on the dead, we traditionally take delight in words, twists of meanings, and displays of oratory and rhetorical flair. By the time the female ahangla dances take the field with displays of hipster prowess to stimulate the physical senses, it is expected the mind has had its fill of intellectual pleasures, and business can now all go erotical. The dependence on alcohol for fun is inexplicable in this realm. (N'ga momer romre gi n'gat motho; giduto wigi ok ti!' -''drunk and dead are the same; both are brain-dead'', say the Luo wise!'
THE GREAT SON AND HIS PRODIGAL VISIT:
(WASUNGREURU WUODWA OBIRO!)
After his triumphant stint in Kenya, President Barrack Obama of the United States visited Ethiopia. There at Addis Ababa was he hosted by his counterpart Hailemariam Desalegn, there at the famous Chinese-built hall did he address the plenum of the African Union. There too, howbeit missing, was the AU's current chair, Bad Boy Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe.
That is a significant detail. But you wouldn't suspect it from the little and (supposedly) self-explanatory reports it got.
Simple. Mugabe did not turn up.
How did Obama and Mugabe manage to avoid one another at this great day? No US president has ever had the honour to address the African heads of state at the OAU's crucible at Addis, and it would have been quite a photo-op of the official host, the Old Rogue Robert, beaming beside the POTUS, reminiscent of the way he beamed beside Vladimir Putin of Russia during the Heroes day parade in Moscow in May. (There is a footnote missing here, of Putin explaining why he showed the old African dictator such public respect and honour. Putin's genuine warmth to Mugabe had not escaped keen Russians. This was more than Mao's the enemy of enemy is my friend: Putin: 'he knows the price of freedom. He fought for it at its most intense, he led his people and country from the dread yoke of colonial-sponsored apartheid and discrimination. I respect that, more so at a time when other powers that be think Russia should be they doormat!')
But in Addis Abbeba Mugabe was the odd man out. Unwanted near Potus, like a certain William in Kenya.
I have been hunting for the fireworks behind the scenes. You bet there were. -How much money were the Ethiopians bribed with, privately and officially, to stay way Robert!? We all heard Obama declare to the whole world, that the pre-rigged elections of Ethiopia which had unearthed a 100% population support for the ruling Derge, were an excellent feat in democratic Africa, and should be copied. Well, the Derge and its Tigrayan heartbeat must have sold Ethiopia's very soul to the visiting emperor for them to be rewarded with such as stinging endorsement! (while their dungeons rot with the bones of journalists and other critical minds!)
A state banquet earlier, the story was the same in Nairobi where the -by Transparency International Ratings--- super corrupt regime of Uhuru Kenyatta was patted on the back by the emperor for its war on graft! And , behold, the vassal opposition ordered to man up and bow before the Jubilee deity Muigai -a renowned puppet of corruption cartels!
Is there a single functional anti-corruption body in Kenya right now? Names please!
It all shows Obama is a scorch earth, and his callous viciousness reveals why he made it to POTUS. He has a single-minded drive to use power to override facts, has a cold-blooded ruthlessness completely detached from reality at his core, yet his personal charm and eloquence is such as to outdo Blessed Orpheus, yes, faced with Kerberos at the gates of Hades, the lyricist charmed his way in and out of hell to retrieve his love!
And did you watch him sing in that church in Charleston South Carolina, where white supremacist kid Dylann Roof, an APARTHEID HERO, did what the people Robert Mugabe fought used to do!
Barry is a bomb! A P-R bomb. And American weapon of mass distraction!
OBAMA AND MUGABE, there is a contrast to make. -First the light touch:
The two have a history. In the famous Monsters Ball of Washington -Obama and his African Monsters-- held on August 5/6 2014, when the whole lot of AU crop of the so-called leaders trooped to Washington, Obama singled out Robert Mugabe as the exception. Old Robert was not invited.
Why this snub? Is Old Robert a great party pooper? a creature morally lower than Jahmeh of Gambia or Obiang' of E-Guinea?
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2718143/Obamas-monsters-ball-How-White-House-opened-doors-Africas-evil-dictators-homophobes-turned-blind-eye-human-rights-record.html
MORAL PITFALLS, MORAL HIGH GROUNDS
What do we know about the depths of depravity to which successive American heads of state have sunk, letting the CIA do whatever it did across the conflict-ridden world? Only yesterday was this wholly redacted report of the CIA torture rigmarole in its various blackspots across the globe, serving as rendition closets where the ritualised tortures and demonic subcultures of the occult could be indulged with impunity, not to mention Guantanamo Bay, which is the open occultic cathedral of American depravity --what Auschwitz was to Fuhrer Germany. The pathology of a rotten politicology, shameless in glory, displaying undisputed power over the people, mesmerising them with breaking the taboos of renaissance!
Yes, Obama reckons his hands are too bloody clean to be dirtied by the black handshake of Old Robert!
But who is Robert Mugabe in African history? and what is his significance in world history?
First I have an apology to make. I cannot make it all JOKE FREE here! The night is long and the ahangla people are late. I have been slotted extra time.
The world, like Luoland, thinks Obama and Mugabe are an item. Take a look, and a laugh.
Then back to the question, who is Robert Mugabe in African history, and his significance in world history, that our own Alego Kogeloman Obama, Okew Kaoch Wuon Modongo Thur gi Min, World Monarch and Emperor of the Capitalist Empire, has to move move heaven and Earth fomovemake-believe excommunication!?
Who the Fcuk is Robert Mugabe?
FIRST THE BAD ROBERT.
Continued.